Trump announced an additional 25% tariff on all Canadian steel coming into the United States, keeps doubling down on wanting to make Canada our 51st state, the stock market was down again today, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt claims it’s because we are in a period of transition, the MAGA media is bending over backwards to try and spin the fact that Trump is crashing the economy, Lara Trump provides some “historical perspective,” Elon Musk is having a heck of a week as Tesla stock had it’s biggest drop in five years, Trump announced that he will be buying a Tesla and did a big commercial for them today absolutely free outside of the White House, his quest continues to buy Greenland, and we head out onto the street to see what people think of the viral $19 strawberry that is actually just a regular one we bought at Ralph’s market.
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00:00I'm Jimmy Adler, and this is The Daily Show.
00:02Thanks for watching.
00:03Thank you for coming.
00:04It's great to have you here.
00:05Welcome to another episode of How
00:07the Hell Do We Make This Funny?
00:09It's, uh, yeah, I was wondering, I
00:11wonder if they had a comedian on the Titanic.
00:13It's, uh, do you know Guillermo?
00:16No, I didn't know.
00:16Oh, yeah.
00:18It's been seven weeks since Donald Trump took office.
00:20And so far, it has been much worse than I think
00:23anyone thought it would be.
00:25We're friends with Russia now.
00:26We're dumping the Department of Education.
00:28We're forcing ourselves on Canada.
00:30The tariff of Nottingham is on quite a tear.
00:33Today, Trump announced an additional 25% tariff
00:37on all Canadian steel coming into the United States.
00:41There he goes again trying to stop the steel.
00:43It's, um, President Zambone had posted
00:46about our friends up north.
00:47They will pay a financial price for this so big
00:50it will be read about in history books for many years to come.
00:54The only thing that makes sense is for Canada
00:56to become our cherished 51st state.
00:59This would make all tariffs and everything
01:01else totally disappear.
01:03We will have the safest and most beautiful nation
01:05anywhere in the world.
01:06And your brilliant anthem, O Canada, will continue to play,
01:09but now representing a great and powerful state
01:12within the greatest nation that the world has ever seen.
01:15He's moving on Canada like a bitch.
01:17And no one's stopping him.
01:19This is how Jafar from Aladdin tried
01:21to mate with Princess Jasmine.
01:24Jafar-a-Lago here.
01:25I fully believe, I honestly believe the first time Trump
01:29said he wanted to make Canada a state, he was kidding.
01:31But then one of his lackeys said, well,
01:34that's a great idea, Mr. President.
01:36And now it's a great idea, even though it
01:38is a completely crazy idea that will never, ever happen.
01:42It just won't.
01:43Why is he spending energy on it?
01:45Who voted for this?
01:47What happened to the dogs and the cats
01:49that were being eaten in Ohio?
01:51We never got to the bottom of it.
01:53The stock market was down again today.
01:55The Dow was down 478 points.
01:58Yesterday, it went down almost 900 points.
02:01And of course, the blame for all of that goes to Joe Biden.
02:04After endlessly bragging and lying
02:07about how well the stock market did during his first term
02:09as president, all of a sudden, the stock market
02:11doesn't really matter because we're
02:13in a period of transition.
02:15We are in a period of transition from the mess that
02:18was created under Joe Biden in the previous administration.
02:22Joe Biden left this country in an economic disaster.
02:25Wait, there was a disaster, and we didn't know about it?
02:28Did you know about it, Gary?
02:29No, I didn't know about it.
02:30The MAGA media, because they know
02:32Daddy Donald is always watching, is bending over backwards
02:35to try to spin the fact that Trump is intentionally
02:38crashing the economy for reasons unknown.
02:41And some of them, I have to hand it to them,
02:43some of them are getting very creative.
02:45The analogy that's always worked for me
02:47is a drug addict, one who perhaps
02:49is addicted to heroin.
02:50Once they are pulled off that drug,
02:52they often struggle for life and sometimes
02:55have to take methadone to help them reach a level of health.
02:59Oh, all right, now it makes sense.
03:01A nation of drug addicts picked a criminal
03:04to run the operation, perfectly reasonable.
03:06These guys are working so hard to tell us
03:09that this disaster we're watching unfold
03:11before our very eyes is part of the plan.
03:14It's all just part of the plan.
03:16One of the teatsuckling stars of this operation
03:19is the always frightened squeaker of the house,
03:21Mr. Iron Mike Johnson.
03:23So what President Trump is doing,
03:24I think of it sort of like when you're playing billiards
03:27and you're playing pool, right?
03:28You go on the table and the balls are racked, right?
03:30And you hit it as hard as you can.
03:32This is the many people strategy in the game.
03:33You hit it as hard as you can to break up
03:36the balls on the table and send them to spread.
03:38Then you play the strategy of sinking them in the holes,
03:41right?
03:41That's what we're doing right now.
03:42It is a shakeup.
03:44I believe that sometimes when you shake up,
03:47it's a violent thing on the table, right?
03:49In the game metaphor.
03:50But it always works out well in the end.
03:52No, no, it doesn't always work out in the end.
03:55Sometimes in the end, you hit so hard
03:57you have no balls at all.
03:59It's a terrible metaphor, especially because in reality,
04:03there's no way Mike Johnson is tall enough to shoot pool.
04:05Okay?
04:07And of course, no parade of parasites would be complete
04:10without some historical perspective
04:12from first daughter-in-law, Laura Trump.
04:14When history looks back on this time in America,
04:17I do believe that it will be Donald Trump and Elon Musk
04:21who were reflected as two of the saviors of this country
04:24and really of the entire world.
04:26And that's how delusional you have to be
04:29to marry Eric Trump.
04:33I mean, really.
04:36I guess she's a good daughter-in-law.
04:39She believes that Elon Musk and Donald Trump
04:41are gonna save the world.
04:42She also believes she can sing.
04:45Elon is having a heck of a week.
04:47Tesla sales are down all over the world.
04:50Yesterday, Tesla had its biggest drop in five years.
04:53Elon Musk lost almost $30 billion in stock value yesterday.
04:56He may have to fire himself.
04:58Things are going so poorly.
05:00This is not a good time to own a Tesla vehicle.
05:02There've been a lot of reports of angry Americans
05:05vandalizing Tesla's, vandalizing charging stations,
05:09attacking the showroom, so much so that President Trump
05:12today took it upon himself to announce
05:14he will be buying a Tesla,
05:16even though he's not allowed to drive a car,
05:18but that should turn things around.
05:21I remember the time he saved Party City
05:23by buying a kazoo.
05:24It was heroic.
05:26But it makes sense because Trump, as you know,
05:28has been a longtime supporter of electric cars.
05:32We are a nation whose leaders
05:33are demanding all electric cars,
05:36even though they can't go far, cost too much,
05:40and whose batteries are produced in China
05:42with materials only available in China.
05:45He flip-flops from zero to 60 in under five seconds.
05:48It's really a thing of beauty.
05:50What a twist.
05:50The guy who spent the entire campaign
05:52screaming about how awful electric cars are
05:55is now buying an electric car.
05:57Of course, there's no chance he will actually pay
05:59for this electric car, but why should he
06:02when he did a big commercial for them today,
06:04absolutely free?
06:05By the way, speaking of Tesla,
06:07Tesla's a great company.
06:08Thank you all very much.
06:10I love Tesla.
06:12Which one did you buy?
06:13Hey, Mr. President.
06:14Which one did you buy?
06:15Mr. President, which car are you gonna buy?
06:16The one I like is that one.
06:17He loves, he loves that Tesla.
06:21Tesla rhymes with his daughter's name, Ivanka, you know.
06:26Jesus Chrysler, this guy, it's,
06:29you know, they probably,
06:31I would imagine they probably don't even
06:34have a place to charge it at.
06:35The white, maybe he'll make little Marco
06:37run on a hamster wheel.
06:39Watching Donald Trump check out a Tesla,
06:42it was like watching a monkey with an iPad.
06:49Wow, this is a different panel than I,
06:51everything's computer.
06:55Man who runs our country just said a Tesla,
06:58said everything's computer.
07:01And then it was time for Elon to show off
07:03his newest creation, the dumpster on wheels
07:06known as the Cybertruck.
07:08This is bulletproof.
07:11I mean, look, in terms of imagination.
07:15You know what, I'm sure they can
07:18dump tape that right up, you won't even notice it.
07:21Trump was very intent on helping Elon sell these things.
07:24They had a list, he had a list in his hand
07:26of selling points, look at this.
07:28That's a lot of information to put into price.
07:31Okay, so then somebody got a close up shot
07:33of the notes and let's take a look at them.
07:36These are the notes, they gave him price points
07:39and financing options, $299 a month or $35,000.
07:44He's finally turned into the used car salesman
07:46we all knew he was all along.
07:48And the idea,
07:52just the idea that we all now have to dig deep
07:56to help the richest man in the world
07:58who's down to his last $324 billion sell cars
08:04is preposterous.
08:05By the way, while our president is selling Teslas,
08:09he's also trying to buy Greenland,
08:10which is another country.
08:12Greenland, whose citizens overwhelmingly say
08:14they don't want to be part of the United States,
08:16had its national elections today.
08:18It was a huge turnout, all 45 of them showed up to vote.
08:22We should have the results tomorrow
08:24and then we will see where it goes from there.
08:25Wasn't it nice when we didn't have to watch elections
08:28around the world with bated breath?
08:30With Joe Biden, all we had to worry about
08:32was him going up and down the stairs of his plane.
08:35I did have some good news today.
08:37Egg prices are down.
08:38A dozen eggs can be purchased now
08:42for an average of only $5.51,
08:46according to the Department of Agriculture.
08:48We live in a very weird time.
08:50Everyone's complaining about the price of eggs,
08:52but they're selling $20 strawberries.
08:54Have you seen this on social media?
08:57It's a super expensive strawberry from Japan.
08:59It's being sold at high-end grocery stores for $19 apiece
09:03and they're like sold out.
09:04It's hard to get them because everyone wants to try one
09:07because they're $19.
09:09I tried one on the show last week.
09:10It was a very good strawberry.
09:12It's not $20 good.
09:13Not only that, I'm not sure I could even tell the difference
09:16between that strawberry and a regular one.
09:18In fact, I bet most people can't.
09:21And to test this, we decided to go out on the street
09:23with a carton of regular strawberries we bought at Ralph's.
09:27What we told people was that
09:29they were the expensive strawberries.
09:35So you've heard about these new viral strawberries
09:38from Air One.
09:39Yes.
09:40The very expensive single strawberry.
09:42We have a bunch, we'd love you to try one
09:44and tell us what you think.
09:45Sure.
09:46Okay.
09:47Oh, it's cold.
09:49That's a really good strawberry.
09:51That's a really good strawberry.
09:53Is that a tattoo of a strawberry?
09:55It is.
09:55It is a tattoo of a strawberry.
09:56I got a strawberry there and I got blueberries here.
09:59What do you think?
10:00That is really good.
10:01Yeah?
10:02That is really good.
10:03How is it different than a regular strawberry?
10:05I feel like it's a lot sweeter than normal.
10:09And there's like no bad spots.
10:11I feel like berries often you have to like
10:12kind of pick around.
10:14I guess you could say it doesn't taste GMO
10:18or like you don't taste any like food coloring or anything.
10:23Do you normally taste GMO?
10:24No.
10:25No.
10:26No.
10:27No.
10:28No.
10:29Do you normally taste food coloring in strawberries?
10:31They usually don't taste as natural.
10:33Is it the best strawberry you've ever had?
10:35Mm-hmm.
10:36Can you describe the flavor?
10:37Full.
10:39Juicy.
10:41Sour in a sweet way.
10:43It's extremely fleshy, sweet, juicy.
10:47It has a lingering taste to it.
10:50So it remains on your palate.
10:52Are you a food professional?
10:54I'm a chef, yes.
10:55You're a chef?
10:55Oh, okay.
10:56Is it the best strawberry you've ever had?
10:58Yeah, honestly.
10:59Best, sweetest strawberry I've ever had.
11:02We actually got some strawberries from the supermarket too.
11:05Do you want to have one and compare them?
11:06Sure, let's go.
11:09There really is no punch.
11:11The water, it's like water, so it's gone.
11:15Whereas the other
11:20faux berry or faux berry
11:22is pretty complete throughout the mastication process.
11:27So you kind of get that whole flavor profile
11:31through the entire bite.
11:34That's pretty great.
11:35We have some regular run-of-the-mill
11:37supermarket strawberries.
11:39Do you want to try and compare the two?
11:41I wish I'd saved a bite of the good one,
11:43but yeah, let me, okay.
11:48Can you tell a difference?
11:49Without a doubt, I can tell a difference.
11:51This is like, this is a 50 cent strawberry
11:54and this is a $19 strawberry.
11:58It won me over.
12:00What if I told you both strawberries
12:01were from the same place?
12:05What do you mean?
12:06Because I sound a little silly right now.
12:08They were both regular strawberries from the supermarket.
12:10Oh, s***.
12:12Brought to you by regular supermarket strawberries.
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