I didn't realize there was a wrong way to crash your car
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00:00This stream is strictly not safe for work.
00:07Please do not attempt this in your office.
00:09My man's just confused.
00:11How bad is the landmine?
00:14Oh, that was my new high score.
00:18This is the worst camera angle.
00:20Why is the GoPro on like the bottom of the office chair?
00:24I want to see him go so I can get my gif.
00:27Save it as a gif.
00:30No, that saved this as a gif.
00:33Wait, the sofa's just called Pivot.
00:35My god, it's actually a friend's reference.
00:40Look at the sofa.
00:47Why am I so terrible at this?
00:48Let me try and control my steering.
00:52Okay, I'm ready.
00:53I'm not gonna mess this one up.
00:54Let's get like a proper car crash.
00:57How, how have I already ruined it?
01:02I didn't, I didn't make it off the ramp.
01:05I'm gonna be bad at crashing a car.
01:07Okay, hang on.
01:08What if I just go slow?
01:10There we go, okay.
01:15There we go.
01:19It's still going.
01:21It is hanging on.
01:24Why was that so much worse?
01:26Score is based on damage.
01:28So like, if I want to get like the highest score, do I just?
01:38Yeah, yeah, apparently that's the secret.
01:40Okay, yeah, one million points.
01:41My car crashes suck.
01:43Give me, give me like a different level.
01:45Give me the freeway.
01:46Surely this has to be good.
01:47If the goal, if the goal is just cause as much damage as possible.
01:50This is like the biggest car.
01:56No, that's still kind of sucks.
01:58Oh god, there's like just jpegs of people's faces.
02:02I don't like that.
02:04Add your face down.
02:10Oh no, psycho streamer is just skateboarding on the motorway.
02:15I don't like how it's always looking at you.
02:21No, my board.
02:22I think I'm getting run over by the cars pretty bad.
02:26I've gotten four million points.
02:27I fell down here.
02:33Holy shit, I'm dead.
02:35Oh, where did I go?
02:37No, they got me.
02:39I got decapitated.
02:41This is me.
02:44Oh, I hate this.
02:46They used to call me the drift king back.
02:51Can we like see like the exact moment I died?
02:56Yeah, I think I've already gone at that point.
03:04I don't think your neck is supposed to bend that way.
03:07This is the final moments of rumble tumble game.
03:10Formerly known as the drift king.
03:13Back in college as he drifted under the wheels of oncoming traffic.
03:22Yeah, I'm just dead.
03:24Oh, okay, right, I get it.
03:26Hang on, wait, can I?
03:29I don't like the pose he's doing.
03:31No, I need to change that one.
03:33There's something very menacing about how they all follow you.
03:36Dad and the kids.
03:38I'm taking my drift king family out for a drive.
03:41I'm gonna get all the kids some cold frosties today.
03:45Ice cream truck is nearby.
03:51I was about to say I'm still alive.
03:53And then that bus got me.
03:54I don't like this face.
03:56It's making me nervous.
03:58Yeah, there goes Timmy.
04:00There goes Jeffrey.
04:02Uh, dad, okay, they're all dead.
04:04They're all dead.
04:05Somehow I held on to the wheel.
04:07The only survivor.
04:09Up until like, yeah, this bus.
04:14Look, chat, you're coming along for the ride too.
04:17The three dads are taking you on an adventure.
04:23Going on a road trip.
04:28I mean, that's about what I expected.
04:32Where'd chat go?
04:33Chat fall off?
04:36Oh, there we, okay, yeah, chat got jettisoned.
04:39He probably died like a less painful death than everyone else, at least.
04:42We all got like crushed by the car.
04:44Like, that's a mess over there.
04:46This is what you can hope for in this scenario.
04:48This is a car for me.
04:50Look at this.
04:53Okay, let's go.
04:56Hang on, folks.
04:57We're going to the moon.
05:00I already missed the landmine.
05:04I didn't even get the crash right.
05:06Everyone already fell out of the car.
05:08Car going straight.
05:13Come on, hit the mine.
05:14No, that didn't work the way I want it.
05:27We're already losing control.
05:31I'm so bad at this game.
05:3312 lanes of traffic.
05:35Your average motorway in America.
05:37Just one more lane, bro.
05:39It'll fix the traffic.
05:40I promise you.
05:41Now, chat, I told you, you don't want to go outside of the estate boundaries.
05:44You want to be careful.
05:47It's not the safest.
05:50You fell.
05:53I'm so bad at this.
05:55I'm so bad.
05:56Okay, chat.
05:57Now, remember, don't go past the estate boundary.
06:00Don't worry, Daniel.
06:02I've been perfectly safe and nothing bad can possibly...
06:05You lived again.
06:06YouTube.
06:12I swear to you, I'm trying to get you on the road so I can kill you.
06:18This isn't even part of the bit.
06:19I swear I'm trying to do it properly and I'm just...
06:22YouTube.
06:25I swear to you.
06:27Okay, I got you on the road.
06:29I got you on the road.
06:30Maybe we can cause some damage.
06:33Oh my god, is everyone going to avoid you?
06:42Okay, a car did park himself on you at the end.
06:45Right away.
06:45Is it...
06:45Wait, is this the wrong way?
06:48Perfect.
06:48This is exactly what I want.
06:52It's just a speed bump.
06:54If I just leave this here and just hit the brakes.
07:04A new high score.
07:0620.
07:06I'll make a GIF of that real quick.
07:09Me when RT game is streaming and I'm on my way.
07:12That's one for you, chat.
07:12You'll love that.
07:16I didn't even get on the motorway.
07:20I didn't.
07:20I didn't even get out of park.
07:23Full speed.
07:27I fell over.
07:28I fell over and killed everyone.
07:30I didn't even get hit by a car that time.
07:32Wait, parquet drift.
07:33It's got drift in the name.
07:34Surely.
07:36Surely I'm good at this one.
07:37Hang on, chat.
07:38You're gonna have to let me take the wheel.
07:40Trust me, boys.
07:41I know where we're going.
07:42On a nice leisurely drive.
07:50Look at...
07:55I hate myself.
07:56Easy does it.
08:00Can I drift to the max?
08:01Did one of the chat already die?
08:02What happened to one of you?
08:03You want to see me drift, chat?
08:05Look at this.
08:07Do you hear that tire noise?
08:08That's what you're ideally aiming for.
08:11When you make a turn in your vehicle.
08:14I didn't want that bit of the bumper anyway.
08:16Here we go.
08:18This is why I had a title back in college.
08:23I'm still...
08:24I've still got it.
08:25I'm still fine.
08:26I just took out chat again.
08:27Let me just throw myself off the edge.
08:32I'm too good though.
08:33Oh god, I keep correcting my steering.
08:36Okay, now I might be...
08:39Yeah, I think that got me.
08:40Come on, chat.
08:42I believe in you.
08:44I'm not gonna press anything.
08:47You just gotta believe in chat.
08:51You found your way to the pizza.
08:52So good job.
08:52I'll speed you up this time, chat.
08:54Don't worry.
08:55Thread the needle.
08:56Just...
08:59We're not gonna make it past the first one.
09:01I didn't even cause that car crash, by the way.
09:03I haven't been there yet.
09:05I want to see what's happening over here.
09:07There was an accident here immediately.
09:09But like, I had no parting.
09:12And things just got worse.
09:13Not the pizzas.
09:15Oh, fell face down as well.
09:17Careful, chat.
09:25Oh, you did a flip!
09:26I'll give you a Wastelander, chat.
09:28Okay, now you should be able to make it.
09:29I really can't crash the cars right.
09:35How is this the vehicle that...
09:36No, okay.
09:37There we go.
09:38Almost.
09:39You're so bad at this.
09:41Yeah, I'm gonna...
09:41I'm gonna...
09:42You want to see...
09:43You want to see my best...
09:44My best crash?
09:45Watch this.
09:59I almost had a new high score.
10:07Let's do a sick jump.
10:09Look at this.
10:16Oh, my knees.
10:18This is as good as it gets.
10:22Oh, I have to press A.
10:23That's what I'm doing.
10:25I thought it was just gonna go off.
10:27I'm 30 this year, chat.
10:29Can you believe that?
10:30Hang on.
10:30I got it this time.
10:32Oh, look at that.
10:35Like, I'm still dead, but I got some good air.
10:44I suck at this game.
10:46I suck at this game.
10:47Come on, chat.
10:49We can do this.
10:50I think these cars are just gonna, like, destroy themselves.
10:54This track is made for me.
10:55Look at this.
10:55See?
10:56I'm drifting.
10:57I'm...
11:01Don't count me out just yet.
11:03We're still in it.
11:03We've got four wheels.
11:08God.
11:09I was hoping the barrier would save me more.
11:11Dan, we made easy drag and drop folders for you.
11:15What do you mean?
11:16Has the Discord been preparing faces this entire time?
11:19Oh, that's a...
11:20I'm alarmingly dead as I pause the game here.
11:23You guys made a lot.
11:25Oh, God.
11:26Okay, we're gonna...
11:28Depressed.
11:30Okay, I know I've got a weird face in this picture.
11:33Um, I was just trying to take a nice picture.
11:35I don't think I was depressed.
11:37Okay, the gang is all here.
11:39Okay, place your bets.
11:41Who's going to survive?
11:42Let's see.
11:44One of them's already getting hurt.
11:46We haven't even reached traffic yet.
11:50Oh, they're all dead.
11:52That's a new high score.
11:55Okay, PogDan was probably the first to go.
11:59Oh, MiddleFingerDan is holding on a while.
12:02It's between MiddleFingerDan and PianoDan.
12:09I think it's MiddleFingerDan.
12:11I think it's MiddleFingerDan.
12:13What if we just say no?
12:21Oh, my God.
12:25Yeah, his neck was right on the road.
12:28Kids, I'm sure looking forward to the Disneyland vacation.
12:30Oh, no, it's not stuck under the car, is it?
12:35Oh, my God.
12:37Ah, one more for funsies.
12:40There we go.
12:41Now they're on the road.
12:46High score.
12:51That's still going up.
12:52Oh, my God.
12:54Follow their journey.
12:56How many car pileup was this?
12:58That bus was the inciting incident.
13:01Like, I'm just surprised it went on so long.
13:05There must have been quite a few Dan's caught in there.
13:07Like, that's one of their legs.
13:08I think they're all trapped under the cars already at this point.
13:13This guy, where did you even come in from, bud?
13:17It'll take a while until the M50 gets going again.
13:20It's gonna take a little while.
13:22Yeah, save that as a GIF, please.
13:28No, not this bit as the GIF.
13:32God, I suck at this game.