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00:00:00It's way overdue.
00:00:01Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:02You have three days.
00:00:05I need you to sabotage this.
00:00:06I have a critical, critical arrangement.
00:00:08Let me know.
00:00:09Five thousand dollars.
00:00:10Deal.
00:00:12You must be Elsa Smith.
00:00:14The new CEO, Alice, is the chairman's grandson.
00:00:17Nice to meet you, Elsa.
00:00:21Are you kidding?
00:00:22That guy is your new CEO?
00:00:25Miss, why are you looking away?
00:00:31If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:00:34I promise.
00:00:35There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:00:38Excuse me.
00:00:40You coming in?
00:00:46Help, help!
00:00:49I'm not actually Elsa.
00:00:50I'm Lisa.
00:00:51I know.
00:00:56I think I might be in love with him.
00:01:01It just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:01:10You still owe me a date.
00:01:11Isn't that insane?
00:01:12Like, I literally...
00:01:18Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one date.
00:01:22Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:01:25Oh!
00:01:27Oh!
00:01:29Holy fuck!
00:01:30Is this the guy?
00:01:31Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34Focus on my five thousand dollars.
00:01:37Excuse me.
00:01:40You must be Elsa Smith.
00:01:42From the Smith family.
00:01:44Actually, I'm not her.
00:01:45I'm only here because...
00:01:51Your boyfriend's debts way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:01:54You can't pay it back.
00:01:56Well...
00:01:58I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:02:01Ex-boyfriend.
00:02:03And I didn't spend a penny of it.
00:02:04Go find him!
00:02:05You vouched for it.
00:02:06Now you gotta pay it back.
00:02:07Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:02:11Miss Lisa from B&G Group.
00:02:13Fine, but losing my job isn't gonna help either of us.
00:02:17Can I...
00:02:18Can I have one week?
00:02:21You have three days.
00:02:25CEO Alex is the chairman's grandson.
00:02:28Eligible bachelor alert.
00:02:29I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:02:31Hey!
00:02:32I'm talking to you.
00:02:34You little slut.
00:02:35What are you doing all that for?
00:02:36I have one step towards becoming married to a goldmine.
00:02:41I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:02:43These people look so gullible.
00:02:46Because it might be the last time I can.
00:02:48How do I look?
00:02:49Give me that.
00:02:50Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:02:52Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:02:53Yeah, but I want to use it on my...
00:02:54No, no, please, please.
00:02:55I hate to break it to you ladies, but...
00:02:58It's not gonna happen.
00:03:00And who are you to say that?
00:03:01Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:03:04Seriously?
00:03:05Mm-hmm.
00:03:08Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert,
00:03:13and he came riding in on a horse, completely shirtless.
00:03:17His abs were so hot and sweaty.
00:03:21And then? Keep going.
00:03:25To unlock the rest of the story, you're gonna have to pay me five bucks.
00:03:30I don't carry cash.
00:03:32And then what?
00:03:44Well, so he jumped off his horse and came and found me,
00:03:48and we started ripping off each other's clothes,
00:03:50just completely tearing them apart.
00:03:52So animalistic.
00:03:54And then?
00:03:55And then he was the Thor who couldn't raise his hammer.
00:04:02The CEO is right behind you.
00:04:07It was actually the best sex of my life, sir.
00:04:10Like, so good, I've been thinking about it for years.
00:04:12Seriously awesome.
00:04:14God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:04:18You should write for a good novel.
00:04:20Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:04:27I'm so doomed.
00:04:30Oh, fuck my life!
00:04:34Hey, what's up?
00:04:35Help, Lisa. I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:04:39What?
00:04:42Fuck. How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:04:46So what did you want to talk about?
00:04:48Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son,
00:04:53and I need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:04:58No.
00:04:59What if I gave you a thousand dollars?
00:05:02No. No deal. No way.
00:05:05Two thousand dollars?
00:05:06No.
00:05:07Okay, five thousand dollars. Take it or leave it.
00:05:11You have three days. You gotta pay it back.
00:05:13Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:05:17It's just a date. How bad can it be?
00:05:21Deal. Only because I'm your friend.
00:05:23Thank you. And make him hear my name, okay?
00:05:26Okay. I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:05:29Perfect.
00:05:31One date and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:05:44Fuck.
00:05:50Holy fuck. Is this the guy?
00:05:52Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:05:54No. Focus on my five thousand dollars.
00:05:58Excuse me.
00:06:01You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:06:13Just stay calm. I'm not going to be swayed by your looks.
00:06:16Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:06:20First, be rude.
00:06:29Sorry. I have so much phlegm in my throat.
00:06:33It's so great to meet you.
00:06:36Number two, get physical.
00:06:39Your fingers are, like, so long and nimble.
00:06:42I bet you can do, like, a lot of things with them.
00:06:48He's totally freaking out.
00:06:50You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:06:53Wanna see?
00:06:56He must think I'm a slut now.
00:06:58Isn't it so pretty?
00:07:00I love hot pink.
00:07:03Whoops.
00:07:05Take my card.
00:07:12You should get a job at Good Novel.
00:07:18I cannot let him remember my face.
00:07:24That guy is your new CEO?
00:07:26Yes. I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:07:27Get here right now. I'm leaving.
00:07:28Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:07:30There's literally no chance that I'm leaving.
00:07:33There's literally no chance he's ever gonna run into you again.
00:07:36He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:07:39I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:07:45Okay. Calm down, Lisa.
00:07:47He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:07:49I just need to get this date over with.
00:07:56So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:07:58You know, my daddy's the governor, but I hate mentors.
00:08:01Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:08:04That was a part-time job.
00:08:07So, what is it you do exactly?
00:08:10Number three, be provocative as fuck.
00:08:15I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:08:21You wanna make a video?
00:08:26No one's gonna like this fat shit crazy chick now.
00:08:32Just Splash Studios
00:08:35Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:08:38Oh, shit. What did I get myself into?
00:08:46Hmm. She's messing with me.
00:08:48Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:08:53What can I help you with?
00:08:54We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:08:56Great. Which one would you guys like?
00:08:58We'll let the lady decide.
00:09:01We have room number one, BDSM.
00:09:11Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:09:23I need to get out of here. Now.
00:09:25I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:09:31Okay.
00:09:44First date.
00:09:45I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:09:47That's just disgusting.
00:09:48I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:09:51She just hawked a loogie in a cup?
00:09:54I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:09:57Listen, I'm gonna make a phone call and call the cousins
00:09:59and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:10:01You'll never have to see her again.
00:10:03Cheers.
00:10:11Damn, girl. You are chugging that.
00:10:14What has gotten into you?
00:10:16I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with David, I would have.
00:10:18Never done that.
00:10:20Well, truth be told, I would have called the cops on him.
00:10:23But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:10:26By the way, is everything all good?
00:10:29Like, there's not gonna be some CEO up my ass now?
00:10:32He's thoroughly freaked out.
00:10:34You will never have to deal with him again.
00:10:40Hi, Daddy.
00:10:44Uh-huh.
00:10:46Okay. Love you, too.
00:10:50What did you do?
00:10:52He's asking me, well, no, asking you to marry him.
00:10:58I'm sorry.
00:10:59What?
00:11:07God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:11:17Seriously? I thought I'd never see him again.
00:11:20Going down, little lady. You coming or not?
00:11:26Design department.
00:11:28Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:11:31I mean, are you serious or are you just screwing around?
00:11:35Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation when we get upstairs in private?
00:11:41Don't look at my face. Don't look at my face.
00:11:43Excuse me.
00:11:48Excuse me.
00:11:54Excuse me.
00:11:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:06Drop this.
00:12:09Keep it.
00:12:14What's going on, boss? What are you thinking?
00:12:16Who are we having?
00:12:18Oh, just the bathroom.
00:12:26No big deal.
00:12:28One person.
00:12:34Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:12:37If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:12:40Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me if he finds out about this.
00:12:43Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:12:46Make him believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:12:49I promise everything will be fine and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:12:55What do I get in return?
00:12:57The world is your oyster and my purses are yours.
00:13:02Not bad. My debt could be paid off.
00:13:10What's the matter, Elsa?
00:13:12Not putting on a show tonight, are we?
00:13:14Speak your mind. Somebody's waiting for me.
00:13:16Good. I don't want to keep anybody waiting, so here's the deal.
00:13:20I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:13:25Stop. When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:13:31Let me say this again.
00:13:33If you're my wife, you and your family will have all the money in the world.
00:13:38Hell, you and I can even hold seats to the Senate.
00:13:41If you want, of course.
00:13:43First Dave, now this?
00:13:45Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:13:48Fuck you. You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:13:53This is a business transaction, Elsa. It's not love.
00:13:57Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:14:04Have you ever been in love?
00:14:07No, you haven't.
00:14:09You never know when that feels like.
00:14:14You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:14:27You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:14:30I still believe in love, while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:14:37Elsa, wait.
00:14:39Hey, I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier.
00:14:43You didn't make me cry, and I'm worth my tears.
00:14:48I mean, don't you think it was kind of rude to just leave me back there?
00:14:52I don't want to talk about this.
00:14:54You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick.
00:15:01Here.
00:15:03Oh, shit. He's so cute.
00:15:08I'm going to fall in love.
00:15:12Is this how he really plays things out?
00:15:15Because if so, I don't know what to do.
00:15:18I don't know what to do.
00:15:20I don't know what to do.
00:15:22I don't know what to do.
00:15:24I don't know what to do.
00:15:26I don't know what to do.
00:15:28I'm going to leave these things out, because if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:15:33Here.
00:15:35Thanks.
00:15:37Oh, she's so pretty.
00:15:42Oh my god! That's the governor's daughter!
00:15:49What the hell? What the hell just happened?
00:15:54Hello?
00:15:56Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:16:09It's not Elsa Smith.
00:16:16Wait, wait. Hang on a second. Did she actually say that?
00:16:19I don't think it's true.
00:16:23Am I really that despicable in a woman's eyes?
00:16:26I don't know, boss.
00:16:28You know, look. Some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:16:32I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're super self-
00:16:35Have you ever been in love?
00:16:37No, you haven't.
00:16:39You've never known what that feels like.
00:16:43Oh, shit, boss. Are you crying?
00:16:45Oh my god, dude. I didn't mean to make you cry. I just, um...
00:16:47Boss, I'm just kidding. I didn't mean to actually hurt your feelings.
00:16:49Sam!
00:16:50I didn't know you were... Sam!
00:16:51What's going on with the senator?
00:16:53Oh, senator. Right, yeah.
00:16:55We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion.
00:16:59Which is good. But what's not good, the bad news is that we used all the resources at our disposal
00:17:04and now we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion.
00:17:08So that is unfortunate for us right now. We have to figure that out.
00:17:11Okay. Yeah. Look.
00:17:13I need everything in Elsa Smith.
00:17:22Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:17:26The CEO is here.
00:17:28Can I skip it?
00:17:30No, girl. Come on.
00:17:32Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:44Camouflage. Nicely done.
00:17:52Guys, I gotta say, this is... this is beautiful.
00:17:56Which one have you designed?
00:17:58That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:18:01Miss.
00:18:02My talent being recognized at the worst possible time.
00:18:06Fuck my life.
00:18:08Miss, why are you looking away?
00:18:11Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:18:13Boss!
00:18:14Got those documents you've been asking about.
00:18:16You're the man, Sammy.
00:18:18Okay. Thank you.
00:18:19When will this freaking meeting end?
00:18:23Alright, guys. Meeting adjourned. Thank you.
00:18:26Hang on one second.
00:18:42What was she wearing that night?
00:18:44Kind of hard to forget.
00:18:46Leopard print.
00:18:47Gold shoes.
00:18:49Black fishnets.
00:18:52Bold, Sammy.
00:19:00Where have I seen that guy before?
00:19:06Uh, miss?
00:19:07You getting in or not?
00:19:09Yeah.
00:19:10Fuck! That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:19:16Hi.
00:19:17Hey, girl. I can't do this anymore. My cover's blown.
00:19:20Hi. What's going on?
00:19:22What if I just tell him?
00:19:24It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:19:26There might be room for maneuver.
00:19:29That was crazy as fuck. What's wrong with losing it?
00:19:31Yeah, what's his deal?
00:19:32I don't know.
00:19:35You shameless bitch!
00:19:37You fucking liar!
00:19:39Get the fuck out of my office!
00:19:42Let's do this another time.
00:19:47Not him again.
00:19:51Excuse me.
00:19:53You coming in?
00:20:05He smells good.
00:20:08Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:20:17Fuck.
00:20:25The power will come back on.
00:20:35Oh, God.
00:20:44Oh, God.
00:20:46No.
00:21:17Are you okay?
00:21:22Does he have claustrophobia?
00:21:25Hey, hey. Open the door, okay?
00:21:28Don't be afraid.
00:21:33Are you okay? Okay?
00:21:35Alex, are you okay? Are you okay?
00:21:37Where's Mommy and Daddy?
00:21:40Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:21:44Serious accident, son. Accident, son.
00:21:49Hey, hey. Are you okay?
00:21:52Don't come near me.
00:21:53Stay back.
00:21:55He's not getting better.
00:21:56Does he have PTSD?
00:21:58Hey, get away from me! Get away from me!
00:22:00Hey.
00:22:01No!
00:22:02Calm down. You're going to hurt yourself.
00:22:04Alex, stop that. You're going to hurt yourself.
00:22:06Stop. Get your...
00:22:07Get your...
00:22:11What are you going to do? Give me rabies?
00:22:17Your voice sounds familiar.
00:22:20No.
00:22:22I work for the janitor.
00:22:24Janitor?
00:22:26You should come closer.
00:22:28No. I've got to go.
00:22:31Hey, wait. I just...
00:22:34I want to say thank you.
00:22:51Sammy.
00:22:52Boss, I got some news for you.
00:22:53The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:22:56It was Lisa from the design team.
00:23:08Daring to threaten Lisa?
00:23:10Oh, you are so dead.
00:23:20Here you go.
00:23:21Oh, let me get this for you.
00:23:24This is my favorite tea.
00:23:26Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:23:28What's that?
00:23:29Hey!
00:23:30Hey!
00:23:41This isn't the girl from Alex's date.
00:23:44She's way too pretty.
00:23:46And her hair is red.
00:23:48Are you Elsa Smith?
00:23:49Uh-huh.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:54I'm sorry, what?
00:23:55Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:23:57If I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa,
00:24:00oh, you are so dead.
00:24:12Isn't it so pretty?
00:24:13Miss, why are you looking away?
00:24:16You didn't make me cry.
00:24:18You're not worth my tears.
00:24:20Lisa Davis.
00:24:22It was you all along.
00:24:28It was you all along.
00:24:36Hello?
00:24:37Alex, I want you to clear your schedule.
00:24:40You're going to drive me to see an old army buddy.
00:24:42No time.
00:24:43I have a date.
00:24:46A date?
00:24:47A date is more important than me?
00:24:49Yeah.
00:24:50A date.
00:24:52Date?
00:24:53Date.
00:24:55Yeah.
00:24:57Okay.
00:24:58All right.
00:24:59Listen, I'll take care of myself.
00:25:01You go do that because you are getting married.
00:25:04And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:25:08You got it.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:18Alex is definitely a lone wolf.
00:25:20Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:25:22You know, I actually heard the craziest story.
00:25:24That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:25:29No way.
00:25:30But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers.
00:25:33And then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:25:37And I don't mean just fired.
00:25:39I mean, he called me right now.
00:25:41He's cruel, but brave.
00:25:43I mean, a little hot, but still cruel.
00:25:46I know.
00:25:47Do you even remember Steve from HR?
00:25:49Who's that?
00:25:50I know.
00:25:52One day he was here, the next, poof.
00:25:54He's gone.
00:25:55He's dead?
00:25:56It's the power of Alex, you know?
00:25:58I just wonder how many bodies are there.
00:26:04Don't come near me.
00:26:05No!
00:26:06No!
00:26:07Now that I know his little secret, am I also going to be one of those dead bodies?
00:26:12I have a proposal for you, Ms. Elsa.
00:26:15I thought I made myself pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with you.
00:26:18Hear me out.
00:26:19I just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa.
00:26:23And for your time, I'll pay you $50,000.
00:26:2650K?!
00:26:32Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested in your money.
00:26:35I'm not interested in your money.
00:26:38Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested.
00:26:41My daddy is the governor of Washington for God's sake.
00:26:44I didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend.
00:26:48Shit!
00:26:49How can I retract that?
00:26:54What does she mean by this?
00:26:56If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji...
00:27:00If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji...
00:27:04We need a little more context, boss.
00:27:06Who are we talking about?
00:27:07It's just for a friend.
00:27:10That doesn't mean shit.
00:27:11They call it a little butt press?
00:27:14A little butt play, maybe?
00:27:16I don't know.
00:27:17Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out?
00:27:19How about that?
00:27:20Yeah, all right.
00:27:21I don't know.
00:27:22Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out?
00:27:24How about that?
00:27:25Yeah, all right.
00:27:29I'm a patient man, Lisa Davis.
00:27:32But you'll fall into my trap.
00:27:41God damn it!
00:27:52You vouch for him.
00:27:54You gotta pay it back.
00:27:56Shit!
00:27:57Alex, not now.
00:27:58Where can I hide from both of them?
00:28:15Who are you?
00:28:16Who are you?
00:28:17Consider this a warning.
00:28:18Don't come near her again.
00:28:20That bitch!
00:28:21I mean, that lady owes me money.
00:28:24How much?
00:28:25$150,000 plus interest.
00:28:32$150,000?
00:28:36Who's her?
00:28:43I'll raise my compensation to $150,000, Miss Elsa.
00:28:46Please reconsider my offer.
00:28:48Three dates.
00:28:49$150,000.
00:28:50Nothing other than coffee chats or dinner.
00:28:52However, if you break our contract, you will have to pay me back double.
00:28:57This is perfect.
00:28:59It's the exact amount I need.
00:29:04The economy is not doing too hot in Washington these days.
00:29:07Contract is signed.
00:29:09Looking forward to it.
00:29:10Me too.
00:29:13Game on.
00:29:15Time to pay up after jerking me around.
00:29:1820 miles?
00:29:21I'm not available right now.
00:29:28Fine. Give me a minute.
00:29:33Hey, why did you need me?
00:29:37So here's the thing.
00:29:39We both know each other pretty well, yeah?
00:29:42But there's still some loose ends we put tie up.
00:29:46What do you want to know?
00:29:51You said you worked at a family firm.
00:29:59What exactly do you guys specialize in?
00:30:06Well, we specialize in feminine products.
00:30:12You wouldn't understand.
00:30:19Blabbery.
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:25Everything I'm wearing right now is from my brand.
00:30:28Keep on lying.
00:30:31Why am I here, Alex? You could have called me about this.
00:30:34I know. I guess it's a big waste of our time, huh?
00:30:37I'll see you around.
00:30:43Did you have 20 miles for this?
00:30:49Hey.
00:30:50Where the hell are you, girl?
00:30:52Mr. Proud just scheduled a meeting and it's happening in like 20 minutes.
00:30:55You better be back before then.
00:30:57What?
00:31:04If I go in there now, he's going to recognize me.
00:31:09Sammy.
00:31:10So, we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around
00:31:14if everybody wore masks during the staff meetings.
00:31:17So, if you feel a little tickle in your throat,
00:31:19getting a little sicky, pop on a mask.
00:31:22Protect your friends.
00:31:23Thank God for the flu.
00:31:28Where have you been?
00:31:29Why are you so late?
00:31:30Mr. Proud's been waiting for you.
00:31:32What are you talking about? Why does he care where I am?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:36Lisa's here, Mr. Brown.
00:31:38So, guys, I have very exciting news.
00:31:40Lisa from the design team has made it to the finals of the competition.
00:31:45What?
00:31:46Yes!
00:31:48Now, wait a minute.
00:31:49I have even better news.
00:31:52This is the first competition since I took office,
00:31:55so I'll be involved every step of the way,
00:31:57which means Lisa, you and I will be going to the business meeting together
00:32:00down at the factory to pick out the fabrics.
00:32:04Wow.
00:32:06So exciting.
00:32:08How can I get through an entire day and night with him?
00:32:17Sammy.
00:32:18Hey, boss.
00:32:19Listen, Tompkins is pressing again,
00:32:21and with the bill going through in a couple days,
00:32:23this is just, uh, it's not looking good for us, man.
00:32:26Tompkins, Sammy.
00:32:27Who the hell is Tompkins?
00:32:29Tompkins Wyatt, man.
00:32:31The senator, the guy who's trying to get us kicked out of Washington.
00:32:35What's going on with you right now, buddy?
00:32:37Oh, the senator.
00:32:38Sammy, don't worry.
00:32:39Look, I have my ways.
00:32:40Yeah, that's cute, buddy, but listen,
00:32:42I don't think you do because you just forgot what the senator's name was, so...
00:32:45Listen, I think it'd be best if you just got back...
00:32:49Hello?
00:32:50Hi. Hello?
00:32:53I need you to check on the measurements of this one.
00:32:55Sure.
00:33:15Okay.
00:33:40You all right?
00:33:46Crap, is he actually going to do that?
00:34:03Shit!
00:34:04Alex, Alex, Alex!
00:34:05Wake up!
00:34:06Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder.
00:34:08Alex, come on, wake up!
00:34:09Wake up!
00:34:10Help! Somebody help me!
00:34:15Alex, wake up!
00:34:16Wake up!
00:34:17There's something I need to tell you, okay?
00:34:18Please, please wake up.
00:34:25Well, what is it exactly?
00:34:30Hey, ow!
00:34:31That hurt even more!
00:34:32I'm out of here.
00:34:33You're just going to leave me here with my ankles still hurting?
00:34:37I'll be off.
00:34:42Hey!
00:34:43Ow!
00:34:45Ow!
00:34:52Gio...
00:34:58I'm sorry.
00:35:00For what?
00:35:02For everything.
00:35:16I have to confess something to you.
00:35:20I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:35:25When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash,
00:35:30and I could never drive again.
00:35:33But now I'm driving your car right now, so...
00:35:38What I'm trying to say is, you can overcome your fears.
00:35:42So...
00:35:43Stop.
00:35:44Stop, stop.
00:35:45I'm just trying to help you.
00:35:47I know, I know, but hey, look.
00:35:49It's nothing.
00:36:06Are you okay?
00:36:08You can overcome your fears.
00:36:09Stop, stop.
00:36:11I'm just trying to...
00:36:12It's nothing.
00:36:15It's nothing.
00:36:17How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:36:23How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:36:26I mean, what do I have to do to make her forgive me?
00:36:29Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss,
00:36:31but from what I've heard is you find out their preference and you strike with precision.
00:36:37How do I know what she likes?
00:36:39Oh, well, that's easy.
00:36:40All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:36:43It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like that.
00:36:47Sammy.
00:36:48How do you know she's our employee?
00:36:51Did I say our?
00:36:53I think what I said was...
00:36:55Are you...
00:36:56You're looking thirsty.
00:36:57Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:37:00Coffee.
00:37:01Sammy, hot coffee.
00:37:02I got it, boss.
00:37:03You're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:37:06Okay.
00:37:11Next date is Saturday afternoon, Elsa.
00:37:20Maybe he's a little creepy on the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls me closer.
00:37:30Did you hear?
00:37:31The senator's going to pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:37:34Oh, I heard.
00:37:35But don't worry.
00:37:36I have it on very good authority that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:37:41So with that layer of protection from the governor, no one's going to touch us.
00:37:45Money and looks.
00:37:47Who's going to reject that?
00:37:48Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:38:05Hello, lovely.
00:38:06Hello.
00:38:07How are you?
00:38:08I'm good.
00:38:09Here's your gift.
00:38:12Oh, my God.
00:38:13How did you know I love Dalmatians?
00:38:15Oh, there's plenty more surprises.
00:38:16Come on.
00:38:19Oh.
00:38:20Jesus.
00:38:21Stop wiggling, would you?
00:38:22Stop wiggling.
00:38:24What is poking me?
00:38:26Welcome to the kitchen.
00:38:27Make yourself comfortable.
00:38:28I'll get started on dinner.
00:38:29My favorite thing to do.
00:38:30Cooking and eating with someone I like.
00:38:31Your hair looks different.
00:38:32Same style.
00:38:33A little different.
00:38:34Decided to go brown.
00:38:35It looks lovely.
00:38:36In the dress.
00:38:37I like it.
00:38:38I like it.
00:38:39I like it.
00:38:40I like it.
00:38:41I like it.
00:38:42I like it.
00:38:43I like it.
00:38:44I like it.
00:38:45I like it.
00:38:46I like it.
00:38:47I like it.
00:38:48I like it.
00:38:49I like it.
00:38:50I like it.
00:38:51I like it.
00:38:52I like it.
00:38:53I like it.
00:38:54In the dress.
00:38:57Looks great on you.
00:38:59All of it.
00:39:00Smashing.
00:39:02How did I get so lucky?
00:39:24Sometimes I get involved and nothing stays the same.
00:39:34For you, my love.
00:39:35Ow.
00:39:36Oh, yeah.
00:39:37Bon appétit.
00:39:47Knife to the face.
00:39:48Knife to the face.
00:39:49Knife to the face.
00:39:50Hey, I made you dinner.
00:39:51Oh, okay, thank you.
00:39:52Can you put it in my mouth?
00:39:53What do you want me to do?
00:39:54Fork.
00:39:55Fork for fork.
00:39:56Yes, yes.
00:39:57It's a dungeon, babe.
00:39:58It's a dungeon, babe.
00:40:03What is that?
00:40:04Marinated in salt?
00:40:05That was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:40:06I tried it.
00:40:07It wasn't that bad.
00:40:08Oh, it wasn't that bad?
00:40:09You tried it?
00:40:10Well, order takeout like I said.
00:40:13Go.
00:40:35Any comments?
00:40:37It's perfect.
00:40:40You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:40:44They were so busy.
00:40:46I don't think I've ever had a home cooked meal.
00:40:49So, cooking like this is really special.
00:40:53Maybe I could be a personal chef.
00:41:00Wait here.
00:41:09Because let me tell you.
00:41:13Wow.
00:41:14One month meet-a-versary.
00:41:16You know, it just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:41:30I'm not Elsa.
00:41:32I don't deserve any of this.
00:41:34My Cinderella story is over.
00:41:37And I should return where I belong.
00:41:41I have to go.
00:41:42I'm sorry.
00:41:45Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:41:47I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:41:53David?
00:42:07Boss.
00:42:08Look, not now.
00:42:10Well, there's something there.
00:42:12I'm not in the mood, Sammy.
00:42:14Okay.
00:42:16It's just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend, David.
00:42:19What?
00:42:21What about him?
00:42:23Exactly, that's what I thought you were going to say.
00:42:25So, I looked more into Lisa's dad and it turns out that the whole cause of it is this guy, David.
00:42:33Yeah, she didn't even spend a dime of the money.
00:42:35And then he just squirts her off to the road like a little rat.
00:42:40What a fucking loser.
00:42:44I do think that girls do like losers, though.
00:42:48I mean, she's been paying his debt up until just now, which makes me think that, I mean, she's probably still kind of likes him.
00:42:53Sam, please, that is such shit.
00:42:57I'm sorry, I had to tell you, though, you know.
00:43:00Don't apologize.
00:43:02At least now you know I'm not dating the governor's daughter.
00:43:06But, if we still want that bill to go through,
00:43:09But, if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air,
00:43:14I have to see him immediately.
00:43:17I'm going to get you to the governor.
00:43:19You're sure?
00:43:22I'm sure, boss.
00:43:26See you later, Lisa.
00:43:27Bye, man.
00:43:28Bye.
00:43:32Look what I have, Lisa.
00:43:34I know you didn't give me a chance to apologize.
00:43:36Are you serious, David?
00:43:37Yes, I'm serious.
00:43:38Take a hint, David, come on.
00:43:39A hint?
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:42You got any shit in me?
00:43:44Really?
00:43:45Really?
00:43:46Really?
00:43:47Really?
00:43:48You're going back with Rex that fast?
00:43:52Bullshit.
00:43:54You still owe me a date.
00:43:56I need you to meet me right now.
00:43:58Who are you hiding from? Did you see somebody?
00:44:02Sorry, not available right now.
00:44:05Be here in ten minutes or pay double.
00:44:09Sue me.
00:44:12Who are you talking to?
00:44:14None of your business.
00:44:16Shut up!
00:44:19Sorry, I might have got you something.
00:44:21Oh.
00:44:24Let me see.
00:44:31Who did you steal this from?
00:44:32I didn't have to steal it from anybody.
00:44:34I won the lottery, that's all.
00:44:36Okay?
00:44:38Yeah, right.
00:44:39Okay.
00:44:43What are you doing?
00:44:44Look, I'm rich now.
00:44:46Like, I can pay off all the debts that I owe you
00:44:49and we can go back to living our happy lives just like we were meant to.
00:44:53Lisa.
00:44:55Would you marry me, Lisa?
00:44:58Will you marry me?
00:45:03Will you marry me?
00:45:13Delicious.
00:45:14Is this about that guy earlier?
00:45:16No, it's not about the guy earlier, David.
00:45:19You can't just come waltzing back into my life and think it's going to work out.
00:45:22It's not.
00:45:23This is me making it up to you now, okay?
00:45:27I can pay you back tenfold.
00:45:29I'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want.
00:45:31Come on!
00:45:32You know what, David? I used to think you were kind of okay.
00:45:35Maybe nice.
00:45:36You're just a piece of shit.
00:45:40Excuse me.
00:45:41Stay away from me.
00:45:47There are some interesting people here today.
00:45:51Nah, I don't think they're that bad.
00:45:55So, I heard David's back.
00:45:58Yeah, and I am definitely over him.
00:46:02Alex is the new problem.
00:46:03What did he do now?
00:46:06I think I might be in love with him.
00:46:11But he's in love with Elsa Smith.
00:46:14What's the difference? It's still you.
00:46:16No, Elsa is a princess.
00:46:19Lisa is a nobody.
00:46:21Listen, if you need more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a princess, you know I got you.
00:46:27I don't think money is going to solve this issue.
00:46:29Well, you know what? You look gorgeous and I don't think you need any help.
00:46:34Come on, let's take some photos.
00:46:35Fine, fine, fine.
00:46:36Okay, okay.
00:46:58So cute.
00:47:00I really like him. I don't think he likes me.
00:47:02He loves you.
00:47:03He loves you.
00:47:04How do you know?
00:47:07I don't think he likes me.
00:47:08No, he loves you.
00:47:09I don't know if he likes me.
00:47:11Yeah, there I am.
00:47:13Yeah, you look like a thirsty little slut.
00:47:15Who are you?
00:47:18I'm taking you with me tonight, whether you like it or not.
00:47:20Absolutely not.
00:47:22Jesus.
00:47:23What the heck is going on?
00:47:24Absolutely not.
00:47:25Jesus.
00:47:26What the heck is going on?
00:47:27Bitch!
00:47:28Hey!
00:47:30Come on, let's go.
00:47:31Help!
00:47:32Help!
00:47:33It's okay.
00:47:34What are you doing here?
00:47:35Wait, I need you to play with this.
00:47:36Oh, these guys.
00:47:37Oh, it's a fucking garbage pail, kids.
00:47:38Look at that.
00:47:39So fuck out of here unless you want to die.
00:47:41You fucking knife, you coward.
00:47:42Baby, I'm going to get the police, all right?
00:47:43David!
00:47:44You fucking asshole!
00:47:46I hate you!
00:47:47No!
00:47:48No!
00:47:49What the fuck?
00:47:53No!
00:48:05Let go of her!
00:48:06Let go of her!
00:48:07Let go of her!
00:48:20Alex, he's so annoying.
00:48:22Oh, my God.
00:48:23He made me run 20 fucking miles.
00:48:26Also, I'm pretty sure his faint was fake.
00:48:31So you're so annoying.
00:48:32I think about you all the time.
00:48:35Do you really think about me all the time?
00:48:46What?
00:48:47Dreaming?
00:48:48Just drinking a little bit.
00:48:49Oh.
00:48:52There's something I need to tell you, Alex.
00:48:55I'm not actually Elsa.
00:48:58I'm Lisa.
00:49:02I know.
00:49:19I saw.
00:49:21Okay, stay right there.
00:49:23Hey, Sam?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:25Serious question.
00:49:27Yeah, yeah.
00:49:28Do you like me?
00:49:29What?
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:32Do you like me?
00:49:33Oh, that's a...
00:49:34What do you mean?
00:49:35I just really need you to tell me if you like me because I just...
00:49:38Well, I...
00:49:39No, I just kind of...
00:49:41She, uh...
00:49:44She confessed to me for the first time.
00:49:46She stole my first kiss.
00:49:50And she's been with me for a year.
00:49:52She, uh, she confessed to me for the first time.
00:50:06She stole my first kiss.
00:50:12She confessed to me for the first time.
00:50:14She stole my first kiss.
00:50:15I confess.
00:50:16What are you talking about?
00:50:17She confessed to me the other night.
00:50:23She told me exactly what she was thinking.
00:50:27Go ahead and get your hopes up, boss.
00:50:30I still got the ex-boyfriend David in the picture.
00:50:34Who's David?
00:50:35Oh.
00:50:36You're joking, funny.
00:50:37How are you?
00:50:38Any update with the governor's schedule?
00:50:39Um, it's good.
00:50:40I'm going to put that on your desk.
00:50:41Very soon.
00:50:42Just not right now.
00:50:43Sammi.
00:50:44Right now.
00:50:45I'm not actually Elsa.
00:50:46I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa.
00:50:47I mean, you were going to do that sooner or later.
00:50:53So, that's good.
00:50:57I'm not actually Elsa. I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa. I mean, you were going to do that sooner or later, so that's good. I also said something I probably shouldn't have.
00:51:10Oh, same here. I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam. We shouldn't have gotten wasted. Yeah, you're right. Today really does suck. We should not have gotten wasted. I did some stupid stuff.
00:51:24So, see you at the bar tonight? I'll see you at lunch. Yeah, bye.
00:51:32You still owe me a date. Meet me at the restaurant after work. The contract says Elsa Smith. That has nothing to do with me. You're in too deep. You can't back out now.
00:51:45You can't back out now. Isn't that insane? I literally...
00:51:54Your dress is lovely. Just a quick question. How in the world did you get so beautiful? This place is lovely. Yeah, seriously. Thank you. Thank you. And we'll have two glasses of Malbec with some more marinara. Thank you.
00:52:21How did you know Malbec's my favorite? Lisa, listen. Your introduction the first day at the office was, I mean, exceptional. Your introduction the first day at the office was, I mean, exceptional. Do you recall? I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time give detail like that. I was impressed. That's how you knew I liked Dalmatians. Thank you so much.
00:52:48Cheers. Cheers.
00:52:56What is it? Get under the table now. The table? Get under it. Get under it.
00:53:01Get under it. Back up. Back up.
00:53:08They're literally insane. They can't even make a coffee. Is that Lisa? Oh my god. Lisa. Hi. My goodness. Are you waiting on somebody? No, I'm just eating alone. Oh my god. Wow.
00:53:23Will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here, okay? You can stop right away. I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:53:30Gosh, I love the dress. Thank you.
00:53:37Yeah, you've got tons of food here. Do you mind if I have a bite? I just, I can feel my blood sugar. I don't think you're going to finish all this, right? I know. I'm going to have lunch. Please eat it all. Thank you.
00:53:47You lost this wine. You must have had a week, huh? Long day. Long day.
00:53:56So, I've been meaning to ask you. You've been acting a little bit funky ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex. Are you going to tell me what's up?
00:54:05Is he making you work overtime? Yeah. God, I knew it. Really?
00:54:09God, I mean, you said he was a little bit cuckoo, and I didn't quite believe that. But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:54:20You said he was a little bit cuckoo, and I didn't quite believe that. Seriously, Lisa? But now, I'm starting to slowly understand. Did I say that? You don't remember?
00:54:28You said he was petty and self-obsessed, and there was no way he was ever going to get a girlfriend. Stop, stop, stop.
00:54:36Um, the purse. Oh, let me get it.
00:54:42There you go. Thanks. Well, this was delicious. Thank you.
00:54:47Yep, they're seating us. Alright, see you later. Thank you for this.
00:54:58Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make. Come on over. Now, we need to congratulate Lisa, because she won first place in the Paris International Designers Award.
00:55:18Congratulations. You totally knocked it out of the park, and I would love to see them try and win.
00:55:24My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:55:29Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek. I'd like to officially ask you, would you be my girlfriend?
00:55:42Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:55:46If you accept my humble request.
00:55:49I think you still owe me something.
00:55:51What do I owe you?
00:55:55Yeah!
00:56:07Sam, I feel like I really screwed this one up. I feel like he's never going to talk to me again. What am I doing wrong?
00:56:25Sam.
00:56:32You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:56:34No.
00:56:36Good.
00:56:48It's been an hour since we've had lunch. Why hasn't she texted?
00:56:52Why hasn't she texted? Or is her phone broken?
00:56:55Boss, just relax, alright? She's going to give you a call. Jesus.
00:56:59I do have some good news, though. The governor was so happy with you after the meeting, that he is completely convinced that B&G is going to play a pivotal role in Washington's industrial development.
00:57:12Especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs. He was just very impressed.
00:57:17Just as I suspected, he's rejecting the bill. Mr. Gray is officially out of the picture.
00:57:28Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank. And maybe it's a good gesture to bring Lisa out to dinner.
00:57:41Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
00:57:46And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in especially from Japan for our special guest.
00:57:53Lisa, welcome to our home.
00:57:58Forgive me, I just have to say, we've been talking about marriage. What's it going to be?
00:58:04Um, well, I think we were thinking of waiting.
00:58:08No, I think we're actually ready.
00:58:11No, honey, you're thinking of waiting.
00:58:14No, I think I'm ready at least. Which is it going to be?
00:58:24I have something very important to talk to you about with Alex, Lisa.
00:58:30Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child, and he developed PTSD and claustrophobia as a result.
00:58:40I won't spare you any of the details. He was six years old, and his parents were out shopping,
00:58:46and Alex decided to play hide-and-seek to make them find him when they returned.
00:58:53And he waited, and waited, and waited. The most horrible of fates happened.
00:59:00They died in a car accident.
00:59:02They died in a car accident.
00:59:05No!
00:59:07Calm down, you're going to hurt yourself. Hey, oh my god, stop it, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:59:11You can overcome your fears.
00:59:13Stop, stop.
00:59:15And Alex was in that closet the next day when I found him.
00:59:20He had gone into shock, and he was dehydrated, and we had to rush him to the hospital.
00:59:25When he regained consciousness, I had to explain to him what had happened to his parents.
00:59:32And he never became willing to talk about his feelings.
00:59:36I'm afraid that at some point in time in the future, he may exhibit these symptoms again.
00:59:42I hope that you could cope with that if it were to happen.
00:59:46Yes, Mr. Brown. I will always take care of him.
00:59:56Hey, I couldn't sleep. I'm outside. Can you meet me?
01:00:01Coming.
01:00:06What happened? Get in the fucking van!
01:00:09Fuck, let go of me! The hell!
01:00:20Come on!
01:00:22Hey! Let her go!
01:00:25I'll give you anything you want!
01:00:56Where's my mommy and daddy? Did they forget about me?
01:01:00Please, Cooper.
01:01:02Hey, bud.
01:01:04Oh, Alex, come on, buddy. Don't be afraid.
01:01:07Look, you have to conquer your fear.
01:01:09Lisa's your true love, my friend.
01:01:12You can overcome your fears.
01:01:14With her, you no longer feel afraid or desperate or in solitude.
01:01:19So get out there, buddy.
01:01:21Come on, buddy. Go.
01:01:23She needs you.
01:01:25She needs you.
01:01:32Shut the fuck up, bitch, or I'll fucking kill you.
01:01:36This fucking guy made it in here?
01:01:37No, motherfucker!
01:01:50Lisa.
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:55You got hit. Are you okay?
01:01:58Come on.
01:02:04Hey, I love you.
01:02:09Are you okay?
01:02:10Okay.
01:02:22My love.
01:02:23Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:02:25Do me a favor.
01:02:27No overtime tonight.
01:02:29We have new products going out in ten days. I have to look over the specs.
01:02:32Oh, my love, my love. I haven't seen you at home in ten days.
01:02:35You're always getting out.
01:02:37We're in the office.
01:02:38Yeah, but no person or place could ever diminish the intensity of my love I have for you.
01:02:44Oh.
01:02:46Yes, we're going home.
01:02:49Yeah, that's cute.