Today Omz is meeting Crystal's sister with Roxy, Lily, Kevin and Megan (Crazy Fan girl). #minecraft #minecraftmod #omz
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00:00Roxy, I am about to drop the poop supply drop, over.
00:03Ohms, now's your perfect time, over.
00:05Alright, dropping in three seconds, over.
00:08Three, two, one...
00:10POOPY POOP!
00:12Oh, no! Eww!
00:14Kevin, you just got pooped on, boy!
00:16No, I actually worked, Ohms.
00:18Kevin, wait. He's in the corner, Roxy. This is our chance.
00:20What? No! Eww! Eww!
00:23Oh, my gosh!
00:25Let's go, boy! We smoked him up!
00:27W-coms, Ohms.
00:29For real, our poop battle has been completed.
00:33Kevin, do you yield?
00:35I never yield! Come here!
00:37What? Ah! Run, Roxy!
00:39Oh, no! He's pooping on us.
00:41Oh, gosh. This is not good.
00:43Okay, I'm hiding over here.
00:45Ah! He's coming! Kevin, come here!
00:47You come here, boy!
00:49Oh, my gosh.
00:51Guys, we low-key made the craziest mess ever.
00:54Yes, sir. I say we make it even more dirty.
00:57Oh, yes!
00:59Yes! Our third annual poop war was a success!
01:03I know, right? It can't get any better than this.
01:05Babes!
01:07Oh, my gosh.
01:09No, no, no, no.
01:11Not today. Not today.
01:13What? What do you mean, not today?
01:15Today is our third official annual poop war!
01:18Babes, are you crazy?
01:20Clean this up right now. Come on, hurry up.
01:22Clean it up.
01:24Hey! What are you doing? Why are you trying to clean up the poop?
01:26Hey! Crystal, chill!
01:28Babes, today is a big day.
01:30Guess who's coming into town?
01:32Um... The poop inspector?
01:34Who's coming into town?
01:36My twin sister,
01:38Kristen.
01:40Oh, awesome!
01:42Kristen, uh...
01:44I don't really care, Crystal. Can we continue now?
01:46Boys, three, two, one, deploy!
01:48Oh, no! I'm getting you, boy!
01:50Not happening! I'm getting high ground!
01:52Babes, no. Kevin, I will throw you into lava.
01:55Huh?
01:57I am not playing right now.
01:59Okay, chill, chill.
02:01Crystal, what are you so serious for?
02:03She's gonna be here in five minutes.
02:05And I told her that you're my boyfriend
02:07and that you're awesome and not a dirty fat pig.
02:09What? I am not a dirty...
02:11Okay, well, I'm not a fat pig.
02:13Babes, clean up right now.
02:15She's a clean freak.
02:17She's gonna hate me if it looks like this.
02:19Here's some soap.
02:21What? Oh, my gosh.
02:23Hey, she said,
02:25not Roxy.
02:27I'm outta here! I'm outta here!
02:29Nuh-uh. Kevin, you as well.
02:33Here you go, Kevin.
02:35Everyone, start cleaning up right now.
02:37Crystal, we're only doing this
02:39because it's important for you.
02:41Babes, make it very tidy.
02:43Because when she comes, you're gonna have to look very nice
02:45in a professional outfit, not a onesie.
02:47What? This is my professional outfit.
02:49I go to business meetings in this.
02:51Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay.
02:53I'm changing my outfit.
02:55I'll put on something business casual. How do I look, Roxy?
02:57Whoa, you look super presentable.
02:59Crystal has a crush on you.
03:01Boy, what the what?
03:03Roxy, don't you ever say garbage like that.
03:05I will kill you.
03:07Hey! He didn't mean it! Oh, my God! Crystal, he didn't mean it!
03:09Hey, leave me alone!
03:11Crystal, relax your booty butts over here.
03:13Bro did not mean it.
03:15Babes, I will kill you.
03:17Holy smokes. Okay, everybody, come on.
03:19Let's fix up everything around right now
03:21because it is super duper dirty.
03:23For sure, boy!
03:25Poopora has been halted
03:27so Ohms can get rizzy.
03:29What? I am not getting rizzy
03:31with anybody. Ohms, you're definitely gonna
03:33rizz up Crystal's sister.
03:35You know what? That is disgusting.
03:37I would never do something like that.
03:39Okay, boop. Here, here, here, here, here.
03:41And there we go.
03:43Crystal, isn't it looking very tidy?
03:45Babes,
03:47Okay, fine. It does look good.
03:49But wear your pants.
03:51What? I have my blue pants on, Crystal.
03:53Put some pants on and let's go.
03:55Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay, fine.
03:57Check me out, baby. I got the business
03:59casual shorts on.
04:01Oh, my gosh. Babes, that is not professional.
04:03Wear a tie. Let's go to the docks.
04:05Um, all right. Let's go
04:07to the docks. I'm low-key excited
04:09to meet Kristen.
04:11How much do you want to bet Ohms and Crystal
04:13end up dating today?
04:15A hundred dollars. A hundred dollars.
04:17Yep. Bet, bet, bet.
04:19Ew! I'm not dating
04:21Kristen. That is gross.
04:23Babes, hurry up. Stop yapping. Let's go.
04:25All right. Let's go.
04:27Hi, Megan. I am planting
04:29some slime flowers.
04:31You want to come with us? We're about to go
04:33meet up with Crystal's twin sister.
04:35Oh, my. No, no, no, no, no.
04:37You are not going, Ohms.
04:39Crystal, what's her name again?
04:41Babes, we're not serving our sister, Megan.
04:43Oh, my gosh. Stop being weird,
04:45girls. We could all get along.
04:47What are you doing?
04:49And why is there slime in the front yard?
04:51Girl, because I'm planting
04:53some flower slime blocks.
04:55Okay, guys. Chill, chill.
04:57It is disgusting. Oh, no, no, no.
04:59Ohms, clean it.
05:01Oh, my gosh. Guys, come on, come on, come on.
05:03Let's just go to the docks. Ohms,
05:05I'm a killer sister, you know.
05:07Just here, Megan. Go in this hole real fast.
05:09Go in the hole. Okay.
05:11All right, come on, guys. Let's go. Ohms,
05:13I will kill her. I promise.
05:15Okay, Megan, just be quiet.
05:17Come on, guys. To the docks.
05:19101, 102,
05:21103.
05:23Johnson, has anybody arrived
05:25at the dock yet?
05:27Oh, no. What's good, shorty? What you need?
05:29I'm looking for my sister.
05:31Oh, they two of you? Yeah, for sure.
05:33We can go on a date. What? No, we're looking
05:35for someone on like a boat.
05:37Yo, bro, she is not talking
05:39to you, little bro. Nah.
05:41Hey, we're just looking for a boat.
05:43Have you seen a boat? Uh, let me check
05:45my GPS. That means global
05:47conditioning system. What? Okay,
05:49check it out. Yeah, all right. There should be
05:51a boat coming in five seconds. Check it
05:53out. Oh, okay. Let's see. Boat in
05:55five seconds. Over yonder. Do
05:57we see a boat? Do we see a boat?
05:59Babes, over there.
06:01There's something on your face. Babes, there's something on your face.
06:03What? Uh, hey, hey.
06:05Get that.
06:07Ew! Did you just shove soap
06:09in my mouth? Your breath smells
06:11like bustab. For
06:13real, seriously, it's disgusting.
06:15Kevin, you literally are
06:17missing teeth. Oh, my
06:19God. Twin sis, is that you?
06:21Kristen, I missed you so
06:23much. Oh, my gosh.
06:25Nah, bro. They two of them.
06:27Let me get Rizzy right quick. Yo, what's good,
06:29shorty? Um, you?
06:31Did you even take three
06:33showers today? Nah, I took
06:35one in the morning. Ew, ew, ew,
06:37ew. Crystal, let's get away from this
06:39sweaty, disgusting boy. Yeah,
06:41Kristen, I hate boys that don't shower
06:43three times a day. What? Shower
06:45three times a day? Babes, you shower
06:47three times a day, right? I shower like
06:49three times a month, Crystal. Yeah, yeah.
06:51Shh, shh. Okay, Kristen,
06:53meet my friends. First,
06:55we have Roxy. He's
06:57very fun, and he's a dinosaur.
06:59Roar! Ugh, close
07:01your mouth, you dirty boy. Ew.
07:03How many showers did you even have
07:05this week? Um,
07:07I had one last week.
07:09Ew. Crystal, you're friends with
07:11dirty boys like that? No, no, he's
07:13joking, Kristen. Isn't that right, Roxy?
07:15Uh, what do you
07:17want to say, Ohms? Yeah, he's joking. He's
07:19joking. Very nice to meet you, Kristen.
07:21I am Ohms, and, you
07:23know, I'm Crystal's boyfriend.
07:25Oh, my gosh. Yes, babes, be
07:27very behaving. Don't problem, Crystal.
07:29I got you. Oh,
07:31you're her boyfriend?
07:33You're pretty handsome. Here, come here.
07:35Open your mouth. I want to check your teeth really fast. Hey!
07:37Get out of my
07:39mouth! Ew! Why did she just put
07:41her fair hand in my mouth, Crystal? What was that?
07:43She's just checking for cavities.
07:45Um, okay, but welcome
07:47to the Ohms town!
07:49Woo! Isn't it so
07:51awesome? Um, is
07:53everybody like that weird shirtless guy?
07:55Um, yeah.
07:57People are pretty weird over here.
07:59Wa-boom! Wa-boom!
08:01This is awesome sauce! Oh,
08:03my goodness. What is
08:05happening here? Um,
08:07hi, Larry. Check it
08:09out, everybody. I just made a brand
08:11new RPG. Who wants to test it out?
08:13Oh, give it to me. Give it to me. Me, me, me,
08:15me, me. All right, Roxy.
08:17Ready? Shoot it at me, and let's
08:19see if it works. Um, are you
08:21sure we should do this? Kristen?
08:23Uh, just back. Oh, my gosh!
08:25Uh...
08:27Uh... I thought it worked!
08:29Uh... Oh, my goodness, Roxy.
08:31Stop misbehaving. Kristen's
08:33gonna get mad. What? Larry told me
08:35to do it. Yeah,
08:37Crystal, these guys are kind of weird.
08:39Uh, no, no, no, no, Kristen. We're totally
08:41normal. Just, just, come on. Let's just, let's just go.
08:43Let's just go. I say
08:45we take Kristen to the ice cream shop. Kristen,
08:47you like ice cream? Only if it's
08:49non-GMO, keto-friendly,
08:51and, of course, plant-based.
08:53Um...
08:55Megan has it at the ice cream shop, right?
08:57Uh, I thought he just had milk and stuff.
08:59Just, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have all of those things.
09:01Pull up. Uh, I just gotta get there before
09:03them and let Megan know! Yo, Megan!
09:05Megan! Yup, uh-huh.
09:07Megan! Oh, my gosh, I'm
09:09breaking in. Megan, psst, psst.
09:11Uh, yeah? What do you want?
09:13Why are you in the back? Um, do you
09:15have non-GMO, keto-friendly,
09:17and grass-fed, uh,
09:19ice cream? What does any of that
09:21mean? I just clicked a button, and it comes out of the machine.
09:23Oh. Well, just
09:25say it's that, okay? Just say it's that.
09:27Uh, alright, but why?
09:29Ahem. Alright, guys. Ooh, it
09:31looks like we walked in from different entrances!
09:33Uh... Okay...
09:35Well, where's the non-GMO,
09:37keto-friendly, grass-fed ice cream?
09:39It's right over here. Megan,
09:41you got that, right? Oh, no, it's that
09:43rack! Come here, I'ma pull your hair out! What?!
09:45Hey, hey! Oh, my God! Stop!
09:47Stop, Megan! Oh, my goodness! Oh, my... Grab her,
09:49Roxy! You really wanna go? I will
09:51kill you! Okay,
09:53what is... Guys, everybody just relax!
09:55Relax. I am
09:57not gonna fight with a girl like her!
09:59Look around here! What?
10:01What's around here? Look! Look
10:03in this corner, Ohms, look!
10:05What? Which corner? Right over here.
10:07Do you see what I see?
10:09Uh... No, I don't see
10:11what you're talking about. What do you see? That
10:13dust particle in the corner.
10:15You are a dirty, ugly,
10:17disgusting girl, green girl.
10:19Uh, no, no, no, no, no. Kristen,
10:21you do not wanna say that to Megan. Oh,
10:23really? How about I get a gun
10:25and shoot you in the face? No!
10:27No, no, no, no, no, no! Megan, chill, chill,
10:29chill! Come here, you're gonna die!
10:31Ah! Run, run, run!
10:33Oh, no, bro, this backfired!
10:35Over here, over here! Get your butt
10:37over here! No, no, no, Megan, we don't
10:39want any problems! We are so sorry!
10:41I will kill all of you!
10:43Okay, quickly, into the store,
10:45into the store, into the store! We gotta lose
10:47her! Babes, run!
10:49I'm running, I'm running! Everybody inside, inside,
10:51inside!
10:53Okay, we lost
10:55her. Where did she go?
10:57I hate her sister! Oh,
10:59my gosh. Okay, we're all alive, right
11:01guys? Yes, sir! That was
11:03sick! Crystal, I did not
11:05know you lived with such animals!
11:07No, we're just kidding,
11:09right guys, right?
11:11Uh...
11:13Yeah!
11:15Mm-hmm, you are the
11:17only good one, Ohms. Wait,
11:19really, you think so? Yeah, you're pretty
11:21good looking and you're not annoying. The
11:23red one roared in my face,
11:25the brown one smells like butts,
11:27and that green girl's a lunatic.
11:29Hey, hey, hey, don't talk about my friends
11:31like that! Yes, I'm winning $100,
11:33I told you, I told you, I told you!
11:35What?! Well, I also said that
11:37she was gonna like Ohms! Hey, hey, no,
11:39no, no, that's not happening. Bro, just
11:41smooch her so I win! Okay, everyone
11:43relax, but come on, let's get out of here.
11:45Hello, everybody!
11:47Uh, hi, Ankit, what's going on,
11:49dude? Welcome, we have a new
11:51guest, what is your name?
11:53My name is Kristen, and
11:55you guys are all gross. Wow,
11:57very, very rude. Ohms,
11:59does she have money? Uh, Kristen, do you
12:01have money? Of course I do, I'm
12:03super paid. Oh, very,
12:05very good, come here, come here, Kristen, I have a
12:07very special product to show you. Um,
12:09okay, what's the product?
12:11It's called Stinky Cheese,
12:13would you like some? Oh, my,
12:15ew! No, no, no, no,
12:17that is disgusting!
12:19Does anybody want a Stinky Cheese?
12:21Nobody over here would want something
12:23that gross. Oh,
12:25yeah! Kevin, just
12:27hold off, just hold off. Yeah, please, Kevin, just
12:29hold off, hold off.
12:31Okay, it is only
12:33two diamonds for four
12:35pieces of Stinky Badoinkadoin
12:37Cheese.
12:41Kevin, resist, resist!
12:43You really want it?
12:45It's going to make you feel very, very
12:47stinky.
12:51Why is that man
12:53screaming? Kristen, no reason,
12:55let's just, um, let's get out of here. Kristen,
12:57come on, let's start heading over to our houses.
12:59Alright, babes, uh, Kristen, let's go.
13:01Friendly day. Alright, I guess.
13:03Oh, I need it!
13:05Oh, let me put it in my butt, let me put it in my butt!
13:07Oh, yeah, yeah!
13:09Yeah, Kevin, do whatever you want, she's already gone.
13:11Ohms, he didn't even leave yet.
13:13Wait, what do you mean she didn't even...
13:15Oh. Babes, you could have waited
13:17one more second. Sorry, sorry!
13:19Oh, my
13:21gosh, he's an animal!
13:23Yeah, yeah,
13:25yeah, that's good, that's
13:27the stuff. Oh, my gosh, he's
13:29gross, he is so gross!
13:31Okay, just relax, let's just, uh,
13:33thank you, Ankit, we appreciate it. No problem,
13:35bro! Pleasure doing bitterness with
13:37you! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:39Well, Kristen, over here, is
13:41the most lidious part of the entire town.
13:43It's our houses!
13:45Wow! Are these places
13:47also dirty and filled with losers?
13:49Ha! No! They're not dirty,
13:51filled with losers! That's Crystal's
13:53house, that's Megan's house, that's
13:55my house, it's literally a blue dog.
13:57Isn't it awesome-sauce?
13:59Hmm, it's alright.
14:01That's my house, the jungle gym, that
14:03is very dangerous, let me guess.
14:05Did you use cheap labor to
14:07build it, Roxy? Uh, I built
14:09it myself. Yeah, people
14:11like you are what's wrong with the economy.
14:13What, what, what does that even mean?
14:15You guys are the problem.
14:17Okay, well, over here,
14:19we have Lily's bakery, and that should
14:21make your mood better, because
14:23her cakes are busted!
14:25It always makes us very happy.
14:27Yeah, for realsies, let's go
14:29get some! Yep. Yo, Lily,
14:31Lily, are you home? We got a
14:33guest here, and we need some cakes,
14:35bruh. Um, what's going-
14:37Achoo! What's going on?
14:39Oh, hey, Lily! Oh my gosh!
14:41Are you feeling okay? Yeah, uh,
14:43achoo! Yeah, I'm good, um,
14:45I can't help you guys
14:47today. Holy smokes, Lily does
14:49not look healthy at all.
14:51Never mind, just get some rest! No,
14:53wait, who's that? Oh, that's Crystal's
14:55sister, Kristen. She's a little sick
14:57right now, Kristen, so let's be really nice.
14:59Ew! You dirty, nasty
15:01girl, what is wrong with you?
15:03Um, let's- wait, what happened?
15:05Why are you sick
15:07when you knew I was coming over?
15:09I don't even know who you are! Hey,
15:11Kristen, do not be mean to Lily!
15:13She's very sick. Uh,
15:15yeah, here, let me make you guys some cakes,
15:17cause I'll get some started right now
15:19for you, okay? Aw, see? Kristen,
15:21Lily's super nice, she's making
15:23us a cake, even when she's very sick!
15:25That is disgusting
15:27and unhygienic. She's
15:29gonna make it really good. Lily, how's it
15:31going? Just finishing up right now,
15:33okay, here you go,
15:35have a bite, Kristen. Alright, let's
15:37see if this is any good. Oh, oh
15:39no, oh gosh! Ew, ew,
15:41ew, ugh, that is disgusting!
15:43I'm out of here! Um,
15:45that girl's a brat, I'm going to sleep.
15:47Okay, Lily, um, enjoy your rest,
15:49sorry, sorry, uh, just goodnight,
15:51goodnight. Uh, uh, goodnight.
15:53Oh. My. Gosh.
15:55I can't believe you'd bring me to this dirty town,
15:57Crystal! Um, uh,
15:59uh, uh...
16:01Hey, hey, hey, Kristen, chill,
16:03chill, uh, you know
16:05what you didn't check out? Um,
16:07what did I not check out? Right over
16:09here! Even the most annoying
16:11of peoples love this area.
16:13Um, who's annoying? Not you,
16:15not you, but just in general.
16:17Check it out, it's the Olmstown
16:19Playground! We always go over here
16:21and we play. So, what do you want to do?
16:23Do you want to do the slide,
16:25or do you want to do the sandbox?
16:27Is the slide made out of microplastics?
16:29Because I do not want microplastics
16:31on my skin. What?
16:33It's like made out of metal. Alright,
16:35we can go on. Okay, let's do this!
16:37Follow me up the ladders!
16:39Ouch! I fell.
16:41Oh, where's the safety
16:43bars? Here, I'll
16:45just carry you, I'll just carry you. Alright,
16:47thank you. Okay, let's go up. Now,
16:49let's hit this slide. Go down,
16:51Kristen! Alright,
16:53I'm going down. Whee!
16:55Oh, did you
16:57like that? Yeah, it was cool. Alright,
16:59boys, you ready? Yes, sir, let's do a
17:01mud slide. Oh, like a water slide, you guys
17:03ready? Yes, sir, we're gonna make it rain on
17:05you! Three, two,
17:07one, let it rain!
17:09Oh, yeah! Whee!
17:11Holy smokes,
17:13that was awesome! Oh,
17:15my gosh, you were disgusting!
17:17What? Oh, I forgot
17:19Kristen was here, sorry! Babes,
17:21what are you doing? I'm gonna be
17:23the worst sister ever. She's gonna tell
17:25my mom. Hey, it's all
17:27good, cause Kristen,
17:29this is gonna make you feel a lot better.
17:31The sandbox! You wanna make
17:33a sandcastle with us? Sure,
17:35let me see what you got. Alright, boop, boop,
17:37and we can boop, boop, and then on the
17:39bottom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
17:41How do you like it? It's my sandcastle.
17:43Wait, I kinda like it. Can I
17:45move in? Yeah, you can be over there, and I'll
17:47be over here, and then Roxy, you wanna move in
17:49with us? Yeah, I'll move in with you.
17:51Oh, Kristen, move in with me!
17:53Alright, we can play castles. Oh,
17:55awesome sauce! Okay, so
17:57our kingdom name is gonna be,
17:59ooh, the bros and the sis.
18:01Uh, I kinda like that, actually.
18:03And what's your kingdom name, guys?
18:05We're gonna be the poopers!
18:07Yeah, sure, poopers. Okay,
18:09so the way this works is we have to throw sand
18:11in their eyes. Here you go, Kristen, you gotta learn
18:13how to have some fun. I don't care if you're a clean freak.
18:15Um, okay, if you say so.
18:17Ready, homes? Three, two,
18:19one, attack!
18:21Come here, come here! Okay, so I'm gonna get you.
18:23No, we're gonna get you!
18:25Oh my gosh!
18:27No! Kristen,
18:29I saw that! What? You didn't
18:31see anything. You were just getting dirty!
18:33Uh, maybe?
18:35Did you have fun doing it? Yeah,
18:37it was kinda fun actually being gross, like
18:39you guys. See?
18:41She enjoyed it!
18:43And homes, by the way,
18:45are you and Crystal actually dating?
18:47Nah, we just said that so like,
18:49you would feel good about her, but we're not.
18:51And now that you've upgraded your personality,
18:53you don't care about stuff like that, right?
18:55Yes, it's perfect! Because
18:57I have a crush on you. What?
18:59Huh? Me?
19:01Let's go! Let's go!
19:03Homes, you owe us the money! Give up!
19:05Pay it up! Pay it up! She's trolling,
19:07right? No. Come here, let me give you
19:09a smooch. Oh
19:11my gosh!
19:13And that
19:15was an awesome adventure, and if you want to join
19:17us on the next, click right here. Bye!