Grandparents Then vs. Us Now

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00:00What's the situation here, Sergeant?

00:01We need to hold and take that bridge.

00:03What's the Wi-Fi password?

00:04It's on a note taped to the fridge.

00:06Give me that radio.

00:07Checkmate2879er.

00:09Bring that fire right down on top of us.

00:11CheckmateKing2879er.

00:13Didn't work.

00:14Is checkmate capitalized?

00:15Yeah, King is, too.

00:16Dude, they make this so complicated.

00:18What are you looking at there, Sergeant?

00:19Just a picture of my gal back home.

00:21It's the only one I got.

00:23You can look at that all day.

00:24It's not going to do you any good.

00:26Check out this Insta model from back home.

00:28Wow, she's hot.

00:30We're out of 30 cal.

00:32I say we go out with our boots on.

00:33You're not even speaking my language.

00:35What's the cheat code for infinite ammo?

00:37I don't know.

00:37Hey, Siri, what's the cheat code for infinite ammo?

00:40I don't know what that means.

00:42Dude, f*** Siri, man.

00:44Nothing like the taste of a Chesterfield.

00:46My doctor smokes this brand.

00:48This pina colada strawberry is so harsh.

00:50Oh, dude, you've got to try orange gas.

00:52It's really easy on the lungs.

00:54That's my lipstick.

00:54Here's to never seeing another Nazi again.

00:57Auf Wiedersehen, you Nazi sons of b****es.

01:00Did he just...

01:00He did it again.

01:01Are you kidding me?

01:03That's it for him.

01:03Barron, you better dig that foxhole a little faster

01:05or we're going to be buried in it.

01:06I'm going as fast as I can.

01:09I'm going as fast as I can.

01:11Dogs should have a standard poop spot.

01:13Jesus, I almost got my head blown off getting back to you.

01:15Where's that kraut sniper?

01:16Feldman, get out there and draw that sniper's fire.

01:18I am hungry.

01:19Me too.

01:20Want to do bratwurst?

01:20Read my mind.

01:21I'm ordering right now.

01:22You want kraut on yours?

01:23I don't think you can say that anymore.

01:24Nothing like beans and a cigarette.

01:26Where the hell are you from anyway, Barron?

01:27Wisconsin.

01:28Wisconsin?

01:29How come you're not in the Canadian Army?

01:30Did you ever think about joining the real military?

01:32Yeah, but I got bone spurs.

01:34I was going to, but I'm a conscientious objector.

01:37What's that?

01:37It's just like a birth defect.

01:39Does that mean you get a handicapped parking spot?

01:40No, no.

01:41I get that because I kept my grandma's placard after she died.

01:44Oh, smart, dude.

01:45Smart.

01:46And she was a veteran, so I usually get a discount at Applebee's.

01:53Oh, no.

01:55This slow-moving stream will have to do.

01:57You got to die of something, Sarge.

01:58I don't usually play on this difficulty,

02:00because it's like you get shot once and you're dead.

02:02Yeah, like that's not even realistic.

02:03You're going home now.

02:04No, who wants to go home?

02:06I can't leave my men.

02:07Come on, we got to get you in the Jeep.

02:08You're going home now.

02:09No.

02:09Get in the Uber, man.

02:10Not leaving my boys.

02:11He's not leaving his boys.

02:13If he throws up, is this on my account?

02:14No, it's on his credit card.

02:16I took it out of his wallet, the last part.

02:17You want to go to Wolski's?

02:18Yeah.

02:19So roll out the barrel and get the band brewing.

02:23Dammit, Barron's, you're getting home to your wife.

02:24I'm not letting you catch any grenade shrapnel.

02:27You're beautiful, beautiful wife.

02:29Get off me.

02:31Just a picture of my gal back home.

02:34That's a guy.

02:36Tell me a little bit about that wife of yours, Barron.

02:38She's the most beautiful woman I ever did see.

02:40Yeah, maybe by Wisconsin standards.

02:43Feldman took that picture out of your kit yesterday

02:45and showed it to me.

02:45That's what Wisconsin is like.

02:46I am never going to Canada.

02:49She got big jugs?

02:51All right, let's push up on this machine gun nest.

02:54Life's got you down, just keep her moving.

02:58It's on Wisconsin, the Badgers say it's the old Wisconsin

03:04Jubilee.

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