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00:00What's the situation here, Sergeant?
00:01We need to hold and take that bridge.
00:03What's the Wi-Fi password?
00:04It's on a note taped to the fridge.
00:06Give me that radio.
00:07Checkmate2879er.
00:09Bring that fire right down on top of us.
00:11CheckmateKing2879er.
00:13Didn't work.
00:14Is checkmate capitalized?
00:15Yeah, King is, too.
00:16Dude, they make this so complicated.
00:18What are you looking at there, Sergeant?
00:19Just a picture of my gal back home.
00:21It's the only one I got.
00:23You can look at that all day.
00:24It's not going to do you any good.
00:26Check out this Insta model from back home.
00:28Wow, she's hot.
00:30We're out of 30 cal.
00:32I say we go out with our boots on.
00:33You're not even speaking my language.
00:35What's the cheat code for infinite ammo?
00:37I don't know.
00:37Hey, Siri, what's the cheat code for infinite ammo?
00:40I don't know what that means.
00:42Dude, f*** Siri, man.
00:44Nothing like the taste of a Chesterfield.
00:46My doctor smokes this brand.
00:48This pina colada strawberry is so harsh.
00:50Oh, dude, you've got to try orange gas.
00:52It's really easy on the lungs.
00:54That's my lipstick.
00:54Here's to never seeing another Nazi again.
00:57Auf Wiedersehen, you Nazi sons of b****es.
01:00Did he just...
01:00He did it again.
01:01Are you kidding me?
01:03That's it for him.
01:03Barron, you better dig that foxhole a little faster
01:05or we're going to be buried in it.
01:06I'm going as fast as I can.
01:09I'm going as fast as I can.
01:11Dogs should have a standard poop spot.
01:13Jesus, I almost got my head blown off getting back to you.
01:15Where's that kraut sniper?
01:16Feldman, get out there and draw that sniper's fire.
01:18I am hungry.
01:19Me too.
01:20Want to do bratwurst?
01:20Read my mind.
01:21I'm ordering right now.
01:22You want kraut on yours?
01:23I don't think you can say that anymore.
01:24Nothing like beans and a cigarette.
01:26Where the hell are you from anyway, Barron?
01:27Wisconsin.
01:28Wisconsin?
01:29How come you're not in the Canadian Army?
01:30Did you ever think about joining the real military?
01:32Yeah, but I got bone spurs.
01:34I was going to, but I'm a conscientious objector.
01:37What's that?
01:37It's just like a birth defect.
01:39Does that mean you get a handicapped parking spot?
01:40No, no.
01:41I get that because I kept my grandma's placard after she died.
01:44Oh, smart, dude.
01:45Smart.
01:46And she was a veteran, so I usually get a discount at Applebee's.
01:53Oh, no.
01:55This slow-moving stream will have to do.
01:57You got to die of something, Sarge.
01:58I don't usually play on this difficulty,
02:00because it's like you get shot once and you're dead.
02:02Yeah, like that's not even realistic.
02:03You're going home now.
02:04No, who wants to go home?
02:06I can't leave my men.
02:07Come on, we got to get you in the Jeep.
02:08You're going home now.
02:09No.
02:09Get in the Uber, man.
02:10Not leaving my boys.
02:11He's not leaving his boys.
02:13If he throws up, is this on my account?
02:14No, it's on his credit card.
02:16I took it out of his wallet, the last part.
02:17You want to go to Wolski's?
02:18Yeah.
02:19So roll out the barrel and get the band brewing.
02:23Dammit, Barron's, you're getting home to your wife.
02:24I'm not letting you catch any grenade shrapnel.
02:27You're beautiful, beautiful wife.
02:29Get off me.
02:31Just a picture of my gal back home.
02:34That's a guy.
02:36Tell me a little bit about that wife of yours, Barron.
02:38She's the most beautiful woman I ever did see.
02:40Yeah, maybe by Wisconsin standards.
02:43Feldman took that picture out of your kit yesterday
02:45and showed it to me.
02:45That's what Wisconsin is like.
02:46I am never going to Canada.
02:49She got big jugs?
02:51All right, let's push up on this machine gun nest.
02:54Life's got you down, just keep her moving.
02:58It's on Wisconsin, the Badgers say it's the old Wisconsin
03:04Jubilee.