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00:00The only way is love, baby
00:06So you love me now
00:09Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
00:13I'm coming for you
00:17I am the only one that knows
00:21Baby, I'm coming for you
00:24I'm coming for you
00:26I'm sorry for my broken heart
00:30Oh, I see you're nothing else matters
00:34I see your scars
00:37I don't know right where you're going
00:40But I love you right where you are
00:44I lost my mind and my mind
00:47I'm sorry for my broken heart
00:51I'm sorry for my broken heart
00:55I'm sorry for my broken heart
00:58How have you been?
01:02Well, not great, but, like, yeah.
01:04It's good that we're here, though,
01:06cos we need to, like, actually talk.
01:08I know.
01:09I feel like we broke up and then we've seen each other
01:12and we don't talk about things.
01:14I want to say that's more...
01:16I want to say that's on your...
01:18No, it's your fault.
01:19No, I just want to say...
01:20You walked into my house
01:21and I always thought we were going to have a deep chat
01:23and then you walked into my room, smiled and said,
01:25let's just get a takeaway and put a film on.
01:27Oh, that's strange, cos when I remember walking in,
01:30you go in...
01:31And coddle.
01:32Like that, straight away.
01:34I actually come down that day with full intentions
01:36of picking up my laptop.
01:38I didn't even bring a bag.
01:39And leaving straight away and saying,
01:41look, this is it.
01:44And then since then it doesn't feel like
01:46that we ever really talk about anything
01:49other than just see each other and enjoy each other's company.
01:52That's what I want to do,
01:53but I feel like we have broke up for a reason.
01:58Yeah, there's obviously underlying issues there.
02:00Yeah.
02:01There are underlying issues that need to be fixed, maybe.
02:06I don't know.
02:07It's hard because I don't...
02:09I know what he... I know the stuff, do you know what I mean?
02:12And I know, obviously, this distance
02:14and you not wanting to move to Essex
02:16and not moving Bear away from his family
02:19and your whole thing, I do get that.
02:21But the thing is, James, like, I really wanted to do that.
02:23Like, I wanted to do that when you asked me.
02:25And it's been, like, a year since you asked me
02:28and, like, there's been absolutely, like, no progression at all.
02:30Yeah, because I'm meant to be developing a bond with Bear.
02:33It's been down your way every single week,
02:35driving down to see you to develop that bond with Bear.
02:38I love Bear.
02:40I had every intention at the start, once that was said,
02:42a week, what, ten days before Christmas,
02:44you said you felt differently.
02:46And that's hence the reason why I didn't come down
02:48and see you at Christmas on Unboxing Day.
02:50I don't think that is the reason. No, it isn't, James.
02:52Babe, it's the reason. It isn't.
02:54It isn't, because you came down just before Christmas.
02:56Yeah, to give Bear his Christmas presents.
02:58Yeah, and we were fine, and then we decided
03:00that we were going to still spend Christmas together
03:02because we are a family.
03:04Yeah, because my head was gone.
03:06I didn't imagine... James, I drank...
03:08Just reverse the... I panged you Christmas morning
03:10and you were still drunk. Just reverse the rock.
03:12That's why you didn't come down. I felt the same days afterwards.
03:15So why didn't you tell me the day before?
03:17Because my head was... Imagine being...
03:19The other way round. I told you the same stuff that you told me.
03:22You didn't even answer the phone when Bear wanted to show you his presents.
03:25It wasn't because I was drunk. It was.
03:27My head was scrambled. My head was gone. I didn't know what was doing.
03:30I didn't know what was going on. I thought we was fine.
03:33Up until a week before Christmas.
03:35I wouldn't have been coming down and making all the effort
03:37if I didn't think that we was absolutely fine.
03:39I didn't see it coming.
03:41And do you know what? Since then and after that,
03:43I haven't wanted to not stop seeing you.
03:45I want to see you. I still have that.
03:47I still love you. A lot.
03:49Like, my feelings haven't faded in any sense.
03:52You told me yours had.
03:54I know that after being told that, most people should just back away
03:57and be like, all right, well, if that's how she feels,
04:00it's like, I can't do it.
04:02MUSIC PLAYS
04:18MUSIC CONTINUES
04:23Right, I actually am really excited for you to try this pasta,
04:26cos you do know I am the pasta king.
04:28Oh, you know I'm the pasta queen. I know.
04:30And then I just fold a little Caesar salad on the side.
04:33Yeah, cos you've got to cancel out the pasta with the salad. Of course.
04:36Because then it means you're actually eating healthy.
04:38Yes, I feel like this is, like, a good pre-Bali dinner at Harry's.
04:42It's like a typical Harry dinner. Yeah. I love it. I love it.
04:45Right, shall we start dishing up? Yeah, let's make up.
04:47I think they'll be the same. Give me some plates and I'll do this.
04:49I need to, um... You can do the sink, cos I don't like cleaning up.
04:52Yeah, I'm going to put all that in the dishwasher,
04:54cos I want it to look kind of, like, nice.
04:56DOORBELL RINGS
05:01I'm coming!
05:03Hi! Hi.
05:05Come through. Hey, girlie!
05:07You know where you're going. Oh, it smells beautiful.
05:09It smells unreal!
05:11You know I've got the pasta going.
05:13Hi, darling. You OK?
05:15You're such a good host, H. Oh, my God!
05:17The pasta's going. Oh, it looks stunning.
05:19Unreal. Yous OK? Yeah, good. How are you?
05:21Let yourselves at home. You know what it's like here.
05:23Oh, beautiful. It's small but cosy.
05:25It's cosy. It's well nice and warm in here.
05:27Do yous want a drink? Fred, I did get you your no-alcohol beers.
05:31Oh, thanks, H.
05:33I hope you're hungry, cos I've made quite a lot.
05:35Oh, I'm starving. It's all good to go.
05:37Oh, thank you!
05:39I've actually done the pesto one, which you've had before.
05:42Thank you so much. I've actually made you, as well,
05:44the famous creamy chicken pasta.
05:46Oh, stunning.
05:48Proseccos. Oh, my God.
05:50Take whichever one yous want.
05:52Harry, the red one tastes spicy.
05:54Yeah, cos it's got paprika in it.
05:56You could have told me! Are you not good with spice?
05:58I hate spice! Oh!
06:00Oh, my God, you wouldn't get a coma for an Indian, would you?
06:03Yeah. Oh, that's the boringest one.
06:05No, do you know what it is?
06:07It tastes delicious. Coconutty, creamy, nice.
06:09It's so bland.
06:11Do you know what I do at the Indian?
06:13I get worse than a coma. What do you have?
06:15I'm a butter chicken. Really?
06:17It's like the most plainest, plainest thing in the world.
06:19Get Madras spice.
06:21So it'll be spicy. Masala Madras spice.
06:23I've never had that before.
06:25Yeah, but Madras is still basic meal.
06:29I came from a coma, so she's coming from my masala!
06:33That's so funny.
06:35Are yous all excited for Bali? Can't wait.
06:37The hotel we're going to is meant to be beautiful.
06:39I think I'm going to enjoy Bali more this time.
06:43I was thinking this, do you know why?
06:45I feel like...
06:47I feel like as time's gone on,
06:49and I feel like everyone will get on,
06:51it will make it easier that Dan's not there.
06:53It will be better. That's what I said.
06:55As much as I am going to miss Dan not being there,
06:57it would half do me a favour,
06:59because I'll be able to mingle with you girls,
07:01and it won't be awkward.
07:03How is Dan? He's good.
07:05He's obviously skating.
07:07He's hardcore.
07:09How are you two? We're good.
07:11We're happy.
07:13And the L-bomb's been dropped, innit?
07:15Pretty.
07:17I like it awkward.
07:19Sorry if this is awkward.
07:21I'm not going to lie, it is a bit weird.
07:23It is weird.
07:25I'm obviously not happy for you.
07:27No, I'm not.
07:29It's still a bit weird.
07:31It's hard to hear.
07:33I'm sorry, I don't want to feel awkward,
07:35but I've also got to let you know
07:37you're travelling on the side.
07:39No, I appreciate, listen,
07:41I appreciate yous all being here,
07:43especially yous two together,
07:45because I know it's not always the easiest,
07:47but I know you're putting differences aside.
07:49Yeah, of course.
07:51Obviously the Turkish night out was beautiful,
07:53I thought, with everyone.
07:55Yeah, I had such a nice night.
07:57I feel like that was the night I needed,
07:59and I'm also starting to enjoy being single.
08:01You said that, Fred.
08:03Yeah.
08:05What are yous laughing at?
08:07What are yous laughing at?
08:09Right, I'm going to just address the elephant in the room.
08:11No, I think you need to.
08:13Do it, H.
08:15We had a really nice chat the other day, didn't we?
08:17Yeah.
08:19Very, very nice.
08:21I was really, really happy, it was lovely.
08:23And then I get to Amy yesterday.
08:25Go on.
08:27And apparently you've said to Amy,
08:29something along the lines of,
08:31why would you shut down a date without Ray?
08:33Yeah, that is true.
08:35So basically...
08:37I thought he was about to go, that's not true.
08:39No, no.
08:41I'll say it with my chest.
08:43Naturally, I am a flirtatious person.
08:45It ain't a big thing, is it?
08:47No.
08:49We both find each other lovely.
08:51I think you're really embarrassed, guys.
08:53I don't like the, like,
08:55the attention like that.
08:57Shut up, you're loving this.
08:59Can you save it for Bali?
09:01Yeah.
09:03Bring on the beaches in Bali.
09:05Ooh, you're going to have to figure those out,
09:07wouldn't you?
09:09Give me an eyeful.
09:11Give you more than an eyeful, H.
09:13One step at a time, Fred, one step at a time.
09:29BELL RINGS
09:35Over the whole time of us being together,
09:37there has just been, like, a lot of things that have happened,
09:39and, like, I have brushed it under the carpet.
09:43Well, listen, I don't know what to say to you.
09:45I don't know how much more I can prove
09:47to the fact that how I feel about you
09:49and how I love you, it's like...
09:51I can't just keep fighting one-sided thing the whole time.
09:59Ain't fair.
10:03Listen, whatever, I don't know what to say about it.
10:19I don't want to cry.
10:29I fucking...
10:31Just bloody sank in this milkshake.
10:33It's like, fucking onions. It's like...
10:35I can't...
10:45Well, I don't know.
10:47Maybe we need some space, then.
10:51I'm going away for a few weeks anyway now,
10:53so maybe we need some space
10:55to just clear our heads
10:57and decide what...
10:59what we want to do.
11:01OK.
11:07I don't know.
11:13I feel like even though we're not together,
11:15like, it hasn't felt like we've, like, broken up
11:17because we were doing long distance anyway,
11:19and then we just saw each other...
11:21Yeah, because we both want to.
11:23Yeah, I know.
11:25Well, look,
11:27we'll do...
11:29Like I said, I'm going to be away for a bit,
11:31for a few weeks.
11:33Maybe that'll do us a favour and...
11:35And maybe we shouldn't talk.
11:37Maybe, yeah.
11:41OK.
11:51Motherfuck.
11:53Oh, James, look.
11:57I don't know what the answer is.
11:59No.
12:01Shall we get out of here?
12:03Shall we go? Yeah? Yeah.
12:05Come on, then.
12:07Do you want a drink?
12:09It wasn't for the drinks, was it?
12:13So silly.
12:15Just make sure you get safe in the car, do you know what I mean?
12:17Just double check.
12:23Yeah.
12:39Have we got any biscuits?
12:41No, I don't think so.
12:43There's chocolate in there.
12:45You need to tidy your cupboards out.
12:47Hi, Mum.
12:49Hiya. How are you?
12:51I'm good, you? Yeah, good.
12:53There you are. Come in.
12:59Oh.
13:01I had a nightmare with a kettle.
13:03Oh. Oh, I've got biscuits, but...
13:05These look familiar.
13:07They're not the ones I gave you at Christmas, are they, by any chance?
13:09Possibly, Mum, yeah. Possibly.
13:11I mean, my cupboards are stocked with the basics,
13:13but never, like, full up, are they?
13:15No.
13:17You know I'm good around the house. I do everything.
13:19Yeah, you are domesticated. I think you're domesticated.
13:21I am.
13:23There we go. But I've no idea.
13:25I do my ironing, I do my washing.
13:27I clean, I can cook.
13:29And you can iron, which is great, cos I hate that.
13:31I can iron, yeah.
13:33Yeah, but hold on, I said to you, like,
13:35I don't want to just be an ironing guy who just does all the ironing.
13:37It's teamwork.
13:39You iron and I put away.
13:41You don't leave loads of stuff here, so I won't be ironing much of your stuff.
13:43A jumper and a pair of slippers.
13:45Yeah, but I did wash your stuff.
13:47Yeah, I know.
13:49No, hold on a minute, the slippers is a big thing.
13:51There's a pair of slippers here.
13:53Yeah.
13:55We can't find them, but they're here somewhere.
13:57Oliver's got them somewhere.
13:59So it was good to see you going dancing on ice, supporting him.
14:01Yeah, it was really nice.
14:03It was good, wasn't it?
14:05It was so good.
14:07I was really proud of him. I bet you were as well.
14:09Yeah, I'm really proud of you.
14:11That's the best trousers I've ever worn in my life.
14:13I kept having to, like, readjust myself before I started.
14:15But here you're going off to Bali.
14:17Yeah.
14:19That'll be really nice.
14:21Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
14:23Is Dyke's going to Bali?
14:25Yeah.
14:27How's things with him?
14:29Last I heard, he was going to meet Jodie.
14:31Oh.
14:33And I haven't heard from him since, so...
14:35Must be going well.
14:37Missing in action?
14:39Mm.
14:43Mm.
14:45Yeah, it's kind of, do you cut the ties now
14:47before you get even deeper into it
14:49and even more involved and more emotionally involved?
14:51Yeah.
14:53At least you don't live so far away.
14:55I know.
14:57No.
14:59That'd be a nightmare, wouldn't it?
15:01Too bad.
15:03I have to say, when I first knew about you,
15:05I thought, because of the age difference,
15:07actually, there's eight years difference
15:09between me and my partner,
15:11so there's not a lot of difference there.
15:13It's just as you get older, you don't think about the age difference.
15:15No, you don't.
15:17I feel like, for me, I feel like I'm quite mature for my age.
15:19Well, you are.
15:21It's funny, cos Dad's not.
15:23No.
15:25So that's probably what you mean.
15:27I've got a lot better.
15:29You have, you have.
15:31We'll take that back a bit.
15:33You have got a lot better.
15:35Hopefully you can keep him on straight and narrow.
15:37Yeah, fingers crossed.
15:39Yeah, I hope so.
15:41Bloody hell.
15:43Are you finished with that?
15:45Yeah, I'm finished with it, yeah.
15:47It's a very nice cup of tea, thank you very much.
15:49Thank God for that.
15:51Cos I was stressed out there.
15:53I won't tell you I actually drink coffee, but...
15:55Yeah, in case he does.
15:57Yeah, she seems really lovely.
15:59It's nice, we get on well.
16:01Yeah, you've always said that you get on well
16:03and you have a laugh together,
16:05but no, she was really sweet, really lovely.
16:07You were obviously a little bit smitten,
16:09because on Sunday I noticed as we were leaving,
16:11which I picked up on,
16:13is that you took her hand and walked out holding her hand.
16:15To see you being openly affectionate
16:17and holding her hand was really sweet.
16:19Yeah.
16:21See where it goes.
16:23Just don't buy another dog.
16:25I ain't doing that again, trust me.
16:34Hello. Hi.
16:36I'm sick and tired of this rain, Jan.
16:38Look at the state of me.
16:40He's getting iced caramel latte.
16:42Can I get a cappuccino, please, as well?
16:44Lots of chocolate.
16:48Thank you, darling.
16:50Come on.
16:52Oh, gang!
16:54Hi! How are you?
16:56Fred. UKH.
16:58How are you, babe? You look nice. You look handsome.
17:00Thank you. How are you?
17:02Cold. Who thinks it's good? Cold!
17:04What have you been doing? Getting some food?
17:06Just having a quick coffee. Yeah.
17:08Erm, while he's off at home,
17:10just doing a bit of shopping. Nice.
17:12Yeah.
17:18How is everyone?
17:20Yeah, good. Great.
17:24You all right?
17:26I'm good. Are you OK? Yeah.
17:28Do you want... Do you have anything, like, to say?
17:30I mean...
17:32This isn't the ideal situation.
17:34I want to bump into you and have a conversation with you. Yeah.
17:36I want to have this conversation with you on your own,
17:38if that's OK. I don't really want your friend here.
17:40I don't want nothing to do with you, so...
17:42Do you mind if we have a conversation?
17:44No, we're right together. It's just one thing.
17:46I know, but I don't really want to...
17:48My friendship was between me and you,
17:50and Freddie was part of our friendship group,
17:52and he's been a mediator. Fuck my friendship.
17:54Fuck my friendship.
17:56Do you know what? I'm going anyway.
17:58Where are you going? I don't want to deal with you.
18:00I don't want you to be in an uncomfortable situation whatsoever.
18:02No, listen, I don't feel uncomfortable.
18:04I've got to the point where, you know, around Christmas time,
18:06I did feel like I was being pulled
18:08from pillar to post a bit.
18:10Not that anyone made me feel like that. Naturally.
18:12But obviously, naturally, I'm going to feel like that.
18:14I genuinely loved you like a sister,
18:16and you know that. We was like this.
18:18I don't even like it being like this between me and you,
18:20cos it's not nice. You've let it get like that, though.
18:22I don't get it.
18:24The ball's kind of in your court, cos I know you keep saying
18:26to people you've apologised multiple times,
18:28but let's be honest, you haven't. You said once...
18:30No, you haven't. I have apologised for the situation.
18:32You explained the situation once, and then since then,
18:34we spoke on the phone, and then I reached out to you,
18:36and I apologised for the way I spoke to you,
18:38and then I never heard anything from you again.
18:40If you're so bothered... I am bothered,
18:42because you were once upon a time my best friend.
18:44Yeah, but you're the one... I don't understand.
18:46But I know what you're like, and I know when you're stubborn,
18:48you're so hard to talk to. It's not stubborn.
18:50I haven't done anything wrong. I fucking have your back.
18:52Yeah, and I don't disagree with that at all.
18:54Because, Jo, I stood by you. Yeah.
18:56I don't like this whole, all of a sudden,
18:58I've got a problem with you being with Jo.
19:00I've never said that. Obviously, if you're happy with Jo,
19:02I'm happy that you're happy. But I've never said
19:04that you've got this problem with me being with Jo.
19:06Yeah, but I feel like... I don't know where you've heard that from.
19:08You and Jo are, like, trying to portray the fact that I'm, like,
19:10not speaking to you cos you're with Jo, and it's not the case.
19:12You don't care about anyone around you, Junaid,
19:14cos you've got Jo. OK. Let's be honest. It's not true, though.
19:16Cos if Jo weren't there, you would have been calling me.
19:18I don't know where you want to go with this conversation.
19:20Don't, Jan. At the end of the day,
19:22I'm not the only one that thinks that your behaviour is bizarre.
19:24I've been a good friend to you. But I couldn't care about
19:26anyone else's opinions, Dad. You should care about mine,
19:28and I think your behaviour's bizarre.
19:30But I cared about your opinion, cos you were once upon a time my best friend,
19:32and I didn't ever want it to get to this situation.
19:34Well, you're not acting it like it, though. What more do you want?
19:36I've apologised. It is what it is.
19:38Don't you feel sad about this situation? It is very sad.
19:40It's mortifying. I don't really need people in my life
19:42that aren't good friends to me when I know I am a good friend.
19:44So, I don't... And I'm not disregarding that whatsoever.
19:46Didn't say you was, but that's it, really.
19:50Love, Lou.
19:52Give us a kiss, Dan. OK, well, I'm actually going to go get a hot chocolate.
19:54I'll bring you in.
19:56I ain't backing down,
19:58no, I ain't backing down.
20:00The only way is love.
20:02The only way is love.
20:04The only way is love.
20:06The only way is love.
20:08You bring me down.
20:10I know that there's something about you.
20:12You bring me down.
20:14You bring me down.
20:16Something I can't have without you.
20:18You bring me down.
20:20Daddy boy.
20:22Hello, mate. The missing man.
20:24No, I've just finished a meeting.
20:26Oh, right.
20:28What about last night? He was missing then, though, weren't you?
20:30What?
20:32What I thought happened, happened.
20:34I mean, possibly.
20:36I'll tell you about it when I see you. Where are you?
20:38I'm just in Epping about to have some dinner with Elle.
20:40Yeah, I'm only round the corner.
20:42All right, well, if you're coming, hurry up.
20:44I'm supposed to be on a date, mate.
20:46Bye.
20:48All right, hurry up.
20:50Go on, bye.
21:04Hey, babe.
21:06Hey, babe.
21:08Got your sign.
21:10Oh, my God.
21:12Babe, what?
21:14What?
21:16Oh!
21:18I'm going to put that next to my bed.
21:20This is the cutest thing I've ever seen, a new bed.
21:22Babe, this is the cutest thing ever.
21:36Hey.
21:38Daddy boy.
21:40What's happening?
21:42Oh, another drink for me?
21:44Not for you, for Elle, mate.
21:46I'm supposed to be on a date here.
21:48Well, it's not like you, is it?
21:50There's only rug come round my house, can't stay at the bed.
21:52I've exhausted that.
21:54That trick's been exhausting.
21:56It's nice to see you finally moving on when I'm now single.
21:58Yeah, but I can't help the timings, mate, can I?
22:00No, you cannot.
22:02Just go on.
22:04I know I can gather what happened, you don't even have to tell me, but...
22:06Let's start from the beginning.
22:08Met in this little diner
22:10and then got to it straight away.
22:12So we were arguing.
22:14She was obviously saying that she still loved me
22:16but there was underlying reasons
22:18as to why she feels the way she feels.
22:20And then a couple of bits come out
22:22while we were pissed off with each other
22:24as to why I didn't come down at Christmas,
22:26why she said the stuff in the first place and all that.
22:28Then I brought up the thing that we said.
22:30What?
22:32I said, we're going to have a few weeks away now
22:34and it's probably better.
22:36We both said it was the best thing for the situation.
22:38She said, all right, yeah, maybe that is a good idea.
22:40And no contact.
22:42Right.
22:44I thought it was a good idea, you thought it was a good idea,
22:46she thought it was a good idea.
22:48All three of us thought it was a good idea.
22:50And then we sat there and it was like a little bit silent
22:52for a little bit.
22:54Then I started to smile a little bit
22:56and then she started to smile a little bit.
22:58You folded.
23:00We did leave together, yeah.
23:02So it went from that
23:04to us agreeing that we'd stop talking
23:06the next morning.
23:08I'm not even going to grill you at all, because I know how you feel about it.
23:10It's just that...
23:12I feel like we're just going to keep doing this.
23:14You do need some time apart from seeing each other
23:16to clear your heads.
23:18It's annoying, because every time I spend time with her,
23:20I love it.
23:22So it's like I can't help myself.
23:24And it's like I've got absolutely zero willpower
23:26whatsoever to go,
23:28actually, no.
23:30It's like, come on, mate, get a grip.
23:32It's what I'm saying, again, you love her,
23:34but that doesn't give you the same back.
23:36Yeah.
23:38She's not for you.
23:42How many is she going to notice?
23:44Oh, God, you can't say that.
23:46I can't have one of them.
23:48Mate, just leave it.
23:50She won't even notice that one, because they're all flat.
23:52We're having a date here and you've just turned up.
23:54I know you've got a lot of stuff going on at the moment.
23:56I'm sad.
23:58You're not sad anymore. You're doing stupid shit.
24:00You're not sad anymore.
24:02You can't eat all this.
24:04What's the end result here?
24:06The end result is to take back the control of the whole situation.
24:08I'm just stuck in this limbo situation
24:10when I know really
24:12I need to now back away myself.
24:14Do you know what I mean?
24:16Yeah.
24:32That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
24:34Babe, I love you.
24:36Love you more.
24:38We're really, really trading barley, babe.
24:40No, you're not.
24:42I am.
24:44This is the last time I'm going to see you in 14 days.
24:46No.
24:48I ain't going to cope now.
25:02Show up.
25:04Good talk.
25:06I'm glad I came.
25:08Yeah.
25:10Hello.
25:12Hello.
25:14What are you doing here?
25:16James is just leaving, actually.
25:18I am just leaving.
25:20Just come and swing by.
25:22Just getting used to being a third wheel.
25:24Right, later, guys.
25:26I'll ring you later.
25:28See you later.
25:30Food's lovely, by the way.
25:32Looks like you enjoyed it.
25:42What did he have to say, anyway?
25:44He's just all over the place.
25:46He talks a good game,
25:48but he does the opposite.
25:50So it's not really anything different, then?
25:52It's nothing different at all.
25:54Oh, lovely. Thank you, mate.
26:00Cheers.
26:04You hungry?
26:06I'm starving.
26:08Go on, dig in, then.
26:12Mmm.
26:14Nice, isn't it?
26:18Cheers, big ears.
26:20Cheers.
26:24So what did your mum say about me,
26:26then, when I left?
26:28Um...
26:30My mum had nice things to say about you, to be honest.
26:32That's nice. Like what?
26:34She did. She just said...
26:36She just said that you seem nice.
26:40That's good.
26:42Ella seems nice. Well, yeah, she is.
26:44I get on well with her.
26:46What?
26:48Nothing.
26:50What are you laughing at?
26:52Nothing.
26:54So, you're leaving me for two weeks.
26:56What am I going to do without you?
26:58Luckily, I'm busy and I've got stuff going on.
27:00No, it's true.
27:02Otherwise, you'd be driving yourself mad.
27:04If you were on the phone 24-7,
27:06I'd be like, what the bloody am I going to do about this?
27:08It's a shame,
27:10cos we have a good time out there.
27:12Yeah, but you've got good things going on.
27:14No, I know.
27:16And, like, as much as I'm gutted to not be going,
27:18I'm really happy with what I've got going on
27:20and I'm enjoying it, so...
27:22Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices,
27:24don't you?
27:26Well, anyway,
27:28because I'm going to be away for a little while,
27:30you're going to be driving yourself absolutely nuts.
27:32You're not talking to me every minute of the day.
27:34So,
27:36I thought to myself,
27:38I'll get you something cute.
27:42What is it?
27:44So, basically,
27:46every day that I am away,
27:48there's a note in there that you can read
27:50so that I know that I'm thinking of you.
27:52That's cute.
27:54Is it, or is it a bit cringy?
27:56No, I think it's cute.
27:58No-one's really ever done that to me, anything like that, no.
28:00OK, so, day one obviously has number one on it,
28:02and day two obviously has number two on it, yeah?
28:04OK, right.
28:06So you can't get lost.
28:08Yeah, I get it, yeah.
28:10And they all rhyme, by the way.
28:12They rhyme as well?
28:14Yeah, cos I'm just really good at poetry.
28:16Oh, and there's one in there for luck,
28:18All right.
28:20Either open this one, it's the one for now.
28:24Open this?
28:26Yeah.
28:28Give me a kiss.
28:30Rhymes.
28:32Yeah, it does, see? Poet.
28:34It's cute, innit?
28:36Yeah.
28:44Very cute.
28:48Yeah.
28:54We'll get you a nice, stiff drink, yeah?
28:56I need it.
29:00You need that after today, don't you?
29:02No, I actually do.
29:04I need the bottle and a straw and I'll be good.
29:08Dang, Zae, that was a lot.
29:10Like, I feel...
29:12drained from it all.
29:14I'm not going to lie.
29:16That conversation actually went from your opinion, like...
29:20I'll be honest, the way you conducted yourself
29:22and all the points you made,
29:24he couldn't argue with.
29:26We looked at each other, he wasn't even going to say anything.
29:28Like, he was not going to say anything, Fred.
29:30It was me that was like, you all right?
29:32Like, have you got anything you want to say?
29:34I find it bizarre, even the way that he was already just as blank me.
29:36I looked at you and my heart did break,
29:38cos I thought to myself...
29:40You're going to feel mugged off.
29:42Yeah, well, of course you're going to feel mugged off,
29:44cos you half didn't want the friendship.
29:46I know.
29:48And you've stuck by Junaid through thick and thin and through a lot.
29:50I didn't expect it to go that way.
29:52Like, I have genuinely come away from that feeling upset,
29:54because I just feel like,
29:56as much as I don't want the friendship
29:58and I feel like I'm done with him,
30:00at the same time, it's like, three, four years
30:02we spent being best friends, like,
30:04I know everything about Junaid, every secret,
30:06everything going on in his life, I know.
30:08It surprised me that he actually wants to lose me as a friend.
30:10He's not ours.
30:12Like, I'm so sorry, Danny.
30:14Like, I really wanted to get us back on track.
30:16I think he's so focused on,
30:18she's going to reject me, she's going to reject me,
30:20that he kind of goes into this fight-or-flight mode,
30:22and that's not OK.
30:24You can't treat you like that.
30:26No, I know. It's just, like,
30:28wasted time.
30:30Oh, come on.
30:32No, you're allowed to get upset.
30:34No, don't make me cry.
30:36No, because it's just, I don't want to be his friend.
30:38It's not even that.
30:40When you're so close to someone and see how much
30:42they change, like, when they don't need you no more,
30:44it's just muggy.
30:46It is muggy.
30:48You've been such a good friend to him.
30:50No, but the thing is, I actually do know that,
30:52and I'm annoyed at myself for even getting upset
30:54because he don't even deserve me to get upset.
30:56I've been nothing but a good friend to him.
30:58And, like, even standing in front of him earlier,
31:00he does not care.
31:02And I know everyone makes excuses for him and goes,
31:04he's putting up a guard, he does care.
31:06No, he doesn't. He actually doesn't.
31:08I'm going to be having a firm word with him,
31:10because he needs to be real.
31:38Waiting for the sunshine.
31:42Waiting for the sunshine.
31:46Waiting for the sunshine.
31:48What do we think?
31:50I won't really go into detail.
31:52I really like it.
31:54What are you doing?
31:56What are you doing?
32:00Really cute.
32:02Love you.
32:04I love you.
32:06Have a lovely day, darling.
32:08Yeah, can you just pack it all for me now, please?
32:10Yeah, I will. You can go and chill.
32:12Waiting for the sunshine.
32:14Waiting for the sunshine.
32:16Waiting for the sunshine.
32:18Waiting for the sunshine.
32:24Cece's here.
32:26Hello.
32:28I need your help.
32:30Waiting for the sunshine.
32:32Waiting for the sunshine.
32:34How about this thing? Beautiful colour, bronze goddess, lovely.
32:54I went to Harry's the other night. Ella, Danny and Freddie were there. Nice. Yeah,
32:58it was just chill and then Ella was talking about Dan, like updating her and Dan and then
33:03all of a sudden I had like a wave of like feeling really uncomfortable. It doesn't matter anymore.
33:08Yeah, I think, I think because Anne was over it. Harry's living room's quite small, isn't it? It's
33:12got like one sofa, you like cosied on the sofa together. I was, I sit in, I call it the moody
33:17corner. I just sit in the corner like this. But it was fine, like the chat was fine. She was saying
33:23that they've been saying that they love each other. Oh no way, what, she was saying all this
33:26to you? Well, to everyone there and I was, you sat like this. I did say like I do feel a bit
33:32uncomfortable but I get it, you're together. So you're leaving girl band now for that, that band?
33:37Never, but it will be nice in Bali for everyone to kind of be together. Everyone practically does
33:42get on. Everyone's kind of moved past everything and I think it is a good chance for everyone just
33:47to have fun. Do they enjoy even talking to anyone? I think they talked to Saffron. Freddie talked to
33:53them, although... No, you're gonna die. Freddie said he wouldn't turn down a date with Harry.
34:02They hated each other like a year ago. I know and they've just got to a really good place.
34:06I don't think Harry should do that. No. I know that he's not interested in Freddie.
34:10Tell me when you're gonna be so cold.
34:14Don't put my love on hold. Don't put my love on hold.
34:19I've got one question now. Go on. Do I get a free chance? I knew you'd say that.
34:23Please. Come on. I feel so Essex right now.
34:29Having pleas has got to be a secret. Don't tell anyone. No. The only thing is, it might go a
34:34little bit patchy. But do you know what I do? I always take a little emergency bottle with me
34:39to Barley. Okay. So if you feel like you need a little top up, come to my room. So it's got that
34:43a little bit more. Harry, can I just have a look at the tattoo, please? Have you ever seen my tattoo?
34:49Soph, I've got it as well. No, you haven't. No, you haven't. I've got one as well. Stop it. Shut up.
34:59Guys, I've got one. I'll show you mine though. Mine's a big... Excuse the BBL. It's very big.
35:06Oh, wow. That's nice. Lovely. I wanted a butterfly, but I got a moth.
35:11I'm so excited for Barley though. Same. I feel I'm more excited about Barley this time
35:16than last time, because I think I was in a different head space. At least you're now going
35:19to Barley. Looking amazing. Oh my God, Harry. And no worries. I'm really going to miss you. What do
35:24you think is going to happen in Barley? Have you got expectations? Date with someone maybe? Me?
35:31The only thing is when you date, you date, you fall in love, and that's it. Then they move in.
35:36No. You cannot do that anymore. Listen, we're here now, and we are not going to let that happen.
35:41Well, Sophie and Jordan are going, so if anything crazy happens, they can whip me into shape.
35:45You know you're always welcome in our room for a debrief. I just don't want anything to get messy.
35:50And when I say by messy, obviously I see Junaid. Me and Danny was walking into the coffee shop
35:55to get some coffee. They both bowled out, him and Freddie. It was like talking to Danny,
36:00and I was on my phone, and he was going, Danny, we've been friends for so long. I feel like me
36:06and you should have a chat, but in private when you're not with your mate. And I feel like he
36:11was trying to get a rise out of me. He wants you to bite. It's going to make him feel better if you
36:16bite. So the best thing you can do is just keep your silence. Keep your silence, and you think,
36:20you know what? Crack on. Good for you. You've done me a favour. Just let him be.
36:24You've got the lucky scare. You've got the lucky scare. And he's stuck with him, isn't he?
36:28Listen, Bolly is the place where you go. Let's get him back to Freddie.
36:31Yeah. What is this? What is happening?
36:33Do you think you've got a connection with him, or?
36:36I don't think I've ever looked at Freddie that way. Like, I've never looked at him and gone,
36:39oh, fancy. I want to rip your clothes off. Like, I've always thought he was really funny.
36:43He's a neat guy. You've got the mumsy in you.
36:47Like, I've always found him really funny. Yeah.
36:49I do think he's very handsome. I think you're very similar.
36:53I think when you automatically look at us, I think we look similar.
36:56Yeah. But I think once you get to know
36:57the two people. Yeah, different.
36:59Freddie's a bit crazy. Like, a bit, like, funny. But I think I'm a bit more, like, as I've got
37:03older, I've got a bit, like, dry funny. Yeah.
37:06Like, and a bit more chilled. Harry, you need to put some pants on,
37:09because I can't stop looking. Oh, Jesus Christ.
37:13You've been practising that, Harry? Oh, my God.
37:15Harry, that's amazing. And then they do this one.
37:18Oh. And they do this one.
37:20Oh, oh, God. Shall I put some clothes on?
37:23Yeah, put your clothes on. You're dry now.
37:25Thanks for the best spray tan. Thank you. Amy Charles salon.
37:30Look at the slap of the bum. God love them.
37:41Joe, stick the kettle on, I'm gasping. You know what, I've got to make
37:44yourself comfortable and I'll make it. Thanks, babe.
37:46How you been, all right? Yeah, I'm good, how are you?
37:48Yeah, all good, mate. Packing for Barley.
37:51I've got me old girl to do it all for me. Did you? I can't really pack on my own,
37:54Fred, I'll be honest. Well, if I'm being honest,
37:56Joe, I was naked watching her. What are you doing, Jan?
37:59I'm just packing, I'll be in in a minute. You can rate me, is it too dark?
38:03Oh, that's perfect colour. Yeah, good.
38:05Thank you. You're very welcome.
38:07Don't say I don't do nothing for you, Fred. I would never, wouldn't dare.
38:11Joe? Yeah?
38:12Your case is packed. Oh, I need good to me.
38:15Oh, that is so cute. You are ready for Barley.
38:17Little housewife. He is, actually, he does everything.
38:20You OK? Yeah, I've been good, thank you.
38:22Obviously, the other day was a bit awkward, wasn't it?
38:25Yeah. I've heard all about it.
38:27It was a lot, to be honest, like, it was a bit sad.
38:30Like, it's a shame, really, like... No, it is a shame, it is a shame.
38:33We were best friends and obviously... I think it's mad how it's got to this point.
38:37Yeah. It's just gone so bad now.
38:40Do you know what I think it is?
38:42And you know that I'm always going to be honest and open with you.
38:44Of course.
38:45I think sometimes, because I can be the same,
38:48when our barriers go up because we get defensive,
38:51we can come across quite cold. Yeah.
38:53And I feel like with Danny the other day,
38:57you did come across quite cold. I was quite cold.
39:00Do you think? Yeah.
39:01And you did apologise. Yeah.
39:03But for me, there's a difference between saying I apologise to I'm sorry,
39:08because for me, the I apologise seems like, well, not genuine.
39:13Not that it comes from the heart. Do you know what I mean?
39:16No. Yeah, no.
39:18I mean, do you think I wasn't being genuine?
39:20I feel like your barriers, your walls come straight up.
39:23I didn't want it to get to this. No.
39:24It's hurting me as well, because it's like, that was my best friend, like...
39:28But you don't show that she meant a lot to you.
39:30She's literally become best friends with the person that I dislike the most.
39:33Like, what does that say?
39:35So, do you feel like Harry's done something wrong to you?
39:38I think it works well for him that the friendship ain't great.
39:41Listen, yous have had your differences with Harry,
39:43but at the end of the day, it's got nothing to do with Harry,
39:46why you and Danny aren't friends. No.
39:48You know what I mean? No, no.
39:49Naturally, he's probably going to say things behind your back.
39:51Yeah, of course. He's probably still hurt.
39:53Let's have it right, boys. Do you know what I mean?
39:55Yeah. A lot went on.
39:56A lot's gone down. Do you know what I mean?
39:58But in terms of Danny... Yeah.
40:01You do need to drop your barriers a little bit, boys,
40:03because I wanted to go Bali and be civil with everyone.
40:05I think we do want that, though. We do want it to...
40:07But he doesn't come across like that sometimes, Joey.
40:09He seems like you're isolating yourselves on purpose.
40:11We don't want that, though.
40:12If we do drop our barriers and people throw it back in our faces,
40:15that's the point that I can't... I don't like personally.
40:18No, I know. And that's the rejection point,
40:19which does trigger me a lot.
40:21So it's like, for me, to drop that guard's a big thing,
40:24and I shouldn't need to have that feeling with Danny.
40:26I'm not asking you to take every brick down, just a couple.
40:30And then people might be able to be like,
40:32actually, he is sad about it.
40:36She should have had more empathy towards me.
40:37She knows you better than most people.
40:40Well, listen, I think it's another conversation
40:42that you two have got to have in Bali, I suppose.
40:45It has to just be you two, though.
40:47It does just have to be you two.
40:48And, listen, I just want you to go in there and show this to her.
40:54We'll get there.
40:56We do appreciate you, Brad.
40:58I love you both.
40:59We love you.
41:00I've got a great feeling about Bali.
41:02Have you?
41:03Three gays of Essex are going to take Bali!
41:06That's it, Jan.
41:07I love that smile.
41:08Give it bigger.
41:09Give it bigger.
41:10Yay!
41:24You haven't just called us round here to look at yourself, have you?
41:28Sorry, Wes.
41:28You look at me every single day, bro.
41:30No, seriously.
41:31I feel like this is quite an emergency.
41:32No, it was an emergency.
41:33I got the text.
41:34Right, well, listen, we've got a group now, yeah?
41:36Yes.
41:36It's the Diags Crisis Group.
41:37No more tears.
41:38Because I do feel like it's got to that point where it's like,
41:42it's not even an intervention
41:43because he's not going to listen to any intervention.
41:45But...
41:46When have you seen him?
41:47I've seen him this week a lot.
41:49Right.
41:50Has he been up and down or has he been up?
41:51He's all right.
41:52He's good, but he's good because he's talking to her again.
41:54It's the problem.
41:55I don't know what's going to happen with our relationship.
41:58In a great way, I want them to be together
42:00because I know for a fact Diags loves her to pieces.
42:02Of course.
42:03It's not that I don't want them to be together,
42:04I want them to be together.
42:05I like Jodie, but it's hard to come back.
42:07When someone says they change how they feel about you, then...
42:11It's not something little, like,
42:12oh, there's a couple of things that...
42:13Can I pull your niss?
42:14I'm not quite happy about this, blah, blah, blah,
42:16in a relationship when you both work towards things.
42:18Yeah.
42:18That is like, I feel differently towards you
42:21and I don't see a future of you.
42:22Yeah.
42:23Are big statements, man.
42:24Yeah, big statements.
42:25That someone like James is going to find it hard
42:27to come back from regardless.
42:28He's got two weeks.
42:29Yeah.
42:29Two weeks away where he needs to have his own space,
42:32he needs to enjoy himself,
42:33he needs to not go off the rails.
42:34He can enjoy himself, but I reckon he's going to go off the rails.
42:36No, I don't think so.
42:37No, but that's what he's about, he's about containing, mate.
42:40I might be a bit naive.
42:41How can I, 22-year-old Roman, contain a 35-year-old?
42:44No, I know it's hard to control him,
42:46but what I don't want him is him to go out there, go mad,
42:49be all hungover on day two and day three,
42:50feel sorry for himself, be FaceTiming her,
42:52wanting to fly her out there,
42:53because he's already said to me there's 50-50 chance
42:55he wants to fly her out there already.
42:56Already said that.
42:57And he's not even left the country.
42:59Obviously, I can't be there,
43:01and I know he's in good hands with you, Sue,
43:03but we want him to come home with a clear head
43:06and to take control of the situation, yeah?
43:08100%.
43:09Back to his best.
43:10So, we need James to be himself again,
43:12to get him out, get him partying,
43:15but not crazy partying so that he's hungover and he's sad
43:19and he wants to ring her and he's crying again.
43:21No more tears is the goal, yeah?
43:24I've got full faith in you two.
43:25Well, I've got faith in you two.
43:28I haven't got any faith in him.
43:30James is number one priority.
43:31Yeah.
43:32And we report back to...
43:33Dan, Edgar.
43:34To the boss.
43:35The boss.
43:35Any problems, call me, yeah?
43:38Any time of the day, just call me.
43:40I'm there, yeah?
43:42We've got this.
43:43Come on.
43:45All right?
43:46Yeah, you put all your trust in us,
43:47and I promise you we will succeed.
43:49All right.
43:50Don't do it for me, do it for him.
43:52OK, I'll do it for him, yeah.
43:53Do it for us.
43:54Don't want him moping about all year, do we?
43:56Love is a crazy thing.
43:57Don't you know it, mate?
43:58Don't you know it, mate?
43:59I love her.
44:00Don't you know it?
44:09Next time...
44:10So what is this?
44:11What do you mean?
44:12What are we, like, flirty friends?
44:13Sometimes I like to shave my balls clean.
44:15I might have to have a little, just a little stroke.
44:17Of my balls?
44:18Yeah.
44:19You want to be part of his package?
44:20I want a bit of his package.
44:23Who do you miss more, Dan or Jodie?
44:24Oh, for...
44:25Jordan, you can't do that.
44:27I wish Dan was here.
44:28I'm telling you something now,
44:29this trip is going to go up in fucking flames.
44:31Harry's not had nice things to say about me.
44:34Because you fucked his best mate, Joe.
44:36Get to the real world.
44:38We are so in love and so happy,
44:40I don't know how to navigate other things in my life.
44:42You can have both.
44:43You can have friends and a relationship.
44:45People knew you how I know you, like,
44:47but who would give you a chance?
44:48Don't get upset.
44:49No, but it hurts when you're like this.
44:52They said to give up before it was over between them and Harry.
44:54Harry deserves to know.
44:56Oh, I just can't.
45:24Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh