Paddling Legend Salty Jefferson appears in order to share a lesson learned the hard way. In this case: Always Wear a U.S. Coast Guard-Approved Life Jacket.
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00:00Ah, this is going to be the best camping trip ever.
00:05I just went to the big box store, and I got 2,000 rolls of toilet paper, 50 pounds of
00:10tri-tip, and these great recreational sit-inside kayaks.
00:14Don't people usually use life jackets with these things?
00:17I learned that lesson the hard way.
00:20Paddling legend Salty Jefferson.
00:23My buddy Shaggy Brad and I were out in the old two-man cruising for babes.
00:28We saw a few on a cigarette boat with some dudes.
00:31Shaggy didn't have a life jacket, because he liked to show off his guns.
00:35I had mine on.
00:36It got a couple extra nipples I liked to keep protected from the UV.
00:41But the boyfriends weren't impressed.
00:43They hit the throttle, and we hit the water.
00:45I never saw Shaggy again.
00:48That's why I always wear my life jacket.
00:52The safety first, but also the nipples.