Los Dukes de Hazzard
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
La serie es conocida por sus persecuciones de autos llenas de acción y su encanto sureño, lo que la convierte en un ícono de la televisión de los años 80.
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07:58¿You all right, Flash?
08:01No, no, no, I Watts confiscaste aלקthing,
08:03¡Jaga, Jaga!
08:06¡Feliz, Jaga!
08:06sed Ya a lousy robber
08:09Well, at least You're wearing your seat belts
08:13Turn out the lights, Will Ya
08:15¡Oh!
08:23¡Oh!
08:24¡Oh!
08:25¡Oh, oh!
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08:45¡Oh!
08:50J.D., you...
08:51Yes, I do.
08:52It is my official duty as owner of this here duly sanctioned and government chartered bank
08:56to inform you that you are late for the third time this calendar year
09:00in the making of your regular scheduled mortgage payment.
09:03Now, J.D., you can just wind down to a breeze because I'm here to make the payment.
09:07Yeah, well, according to this here, uh, chapter 14, section 22, paragraph B of this here federal bank code,
09:14you have already automatically forfeited your land and all real property and improvements they are upon.
09:20J.D., I got the money right here.
09:22See, there, there's the money.
09:23Well, the bank is closed.
09:24But, but it ain't three o'clock yet, J.D.
09:27It ain't three o'clock.
09:28Yes, it is.
09:29Right here, my personal wallet.
09:30Just like this is my here personal bank.
09:33But, J.D., you gotta, you gotta...
09:41Open this door.
09:43J.D., open this thing up right here.
09:45Uncle Chissie.
09:46You alright?
09:47Yeah.
09:48Roscoe!
09:49What?
09:50You see that?
09:51You and Cleetis are my witnesses.
09:52The dukes just broke into my bag.
09:54Come on, sir.
09:56Just get on out of it.
10:01Get on!
10:02Get out!
10:03Get out!
10:04Get out!
10:05Get out!
10:06Get out!
10:07I'm powerful, sorry to have to tell you all this, but...
10:14Cousin Boss's bank is a certified member of the FTBC.
10:17What's that?
10:18Federal Trade and Banking Commission.
10:20What's that supposed to mean?
10:21Well, it means breaking into it.
10:22It's not only a hazard county offense, but it's also a federal one.
10:26Oh.
10:27Well, boys, that tears it.
10:29Boss, with all his technical mumbo-jumbo, owns our home place lock stock in Maudine.
10:35Well, boss, I did a little bit too, didn't I?
10:36I mean, I oughta get something out of it.
10:37Yeah, well, you will.
10:38Your usual cut.
10:3950-50.
10:4080-20.
10:4180-20.
10:42Money ain't everything.
10:43No, but I don't want everything.
10:44I want a lot of something.
10:45Like some money when you sell the Duke farm.
10:46Well, when I sell it, you'll get it.
10:47Oh, good news.
10:48Good news.
10:49Good news.
10:50I love it.
10:51That's my fault.
10:52J.D.
10:53Hawk here.
10:54J.D.
10:55Doc Conner here.
10:56I just got back the results of your tests.
10:57Well, listen, Doc, I ain't giving up nothing.
10:59Well, listen, Doc, I ain't giving up nothing.
11:01I don't know.
11:02I don't know.
11:03I don't know.
11:04I don't know.
11:05I don't know.
11:06I don't know.
11:07I don't know.
11:08But listen, Doc, I ain't giving up nothing.
11:10I never felt better in my life.
11:12You look good, you little rascal.
11:14J.D., we've known each other for a long, long time.
11:17And this is the most difficult thing I've ever had to do.
11:20Oh, that's a good one.
11:21A doctor apologizing for the bill he said.
11:25This is serious, J.D.
11:27According to the results of your test,
11:30there ain't no way to soften the blow.
11:33I'm afraid you only got a couple of weeks to live.
11:36With it?
11:39Just two weeks, J.D.
11:49You ought to hang it up.
11:50See, this is a business phone, you know.
11:51You don't hang it up, you can't get them emergency calls.
11:53You know, it says that...
11:57Boss?
11:58Friends and neighbors, I think we're about to see the only man
12:01that ever figured out a way to take it with him.
12:08Boss?
12:09You look like you just saw a ghost.
12:11I did.
12:12Oh.
12:13Mine.
12:14Oh.
12:15Well, your chubby little jowls there, a little peaked.
12:18Are you feeling all right?
12:20I was, till I got that there phone call.
12:22Oh, who was that?
12:23Doug Carney.
12:24What'd he say?
12:25My days are numbered.
12:28I got just two weeks.
12:30And then I become the late J.D. Hogg.
12:34Restin' in peace.
12:35Yeah, see, that's what's wrong.
12:36See, you've been working too hard, and you should rest in peace?
12:40Peace?
12:41I mean...
12:42Did you say rest in peace?
12:44Like in...
12:46Dying?
12:51Now, sweet Daisy had just got the word about the dukes being jailed.
12:55Boy.
12:56Boss, you're really gonna get a piece of my mind now.
12:59She's even prettier when she's mad, ain't she?
13:02Not a word of my condition to nobody.
13:03Nobody?
13:04Especially that loud mouth sister of yours, my wife Lulu.
13:05Especially her.
13:06Till...
13:07What?
13:08...the time...
13:09...comes.
13:10Ooh.
13:11Boss, what did the doc say your condition was exactly?
13:12Something very terrible, I guess.
13:13Oh, you'd have to be terrible to be so fatal.
13:15It ain't catchin'.
13:16No.
13:17No.
13:18No.
13:19No.
13:20No.
13:21No.
13:22No.
13:23No.
13:24No.
13:25No.
13:26No.
13:27No.
13:28No.
13:29No.
13:30No.
13:31No.
13:34No.
13:35It ain't catchin'.
13:36No, you didn't say.
13:37Hm.
13:38Boss Dog!
13:41You stole my Uncle Chessy's farm.
13:43Well, your judgment day's gonna come, buddy.
13:45And you're just gonna have to answer for everything you've done here.
13:48What?
13:49And you know what?
13:51I hope you got plenty of fire insurance, cause you're gonna need it where you're going.
13:56you're gonna need it where you're going
13:57oh oh oh i never i never heard anybody ever
14:02say anything as nasty as that to a man in your condition
14:05rosa i ain't worried about what she said
14:07i'm worried about what saint peter's gonna say
14:10when i start knocking on them pearly geese
14:13boss you don't have to worry what he's gonna say
14:15because you'll be going the other direction
14:17oh well what i meant was
14:19i know what you meant just like i know what she meant
14:22well i know what she meant
14:23All I can say is that whatever I've done in the past, whatever I had to do,
14:29it was all for the sake of my beloved Hazard County.
14:33And if I did steep a little low or steep on some folks' twos,
14:37well, it ain't too late, is it?
14:40No, no, it ain't never too late.
14:43Late for what?
14:44I mean, I've got to make amends for the errors of my ways.
14:48I've got to find peace with my maker by doing some good deeds.
14:52Oh, that's... like what?
14:55Well, all right, first of all, you go get them keys over there to the cells downstairs
14:59and go release them dukes right now, all of them.
15:02Good news, good news.
15:05All right, you dukes, come on out of there.
15:08You are free, free to go.
15:10All right.
15:10But before you go, here are some ice cold drinks, courtesy of boss hall.
15:14Yeah.
15:15Did you hear that?
15:17I heard it, but I don't believe it.
15:18Well, that ain't all, that ain't all.
15:20See, the boss has canceled all your back-do bills from the boar's nest,
15:24and he's also given me orders to take the General Lee out of impound.
15:28How's that grab you?
15:29It don't.
15:31Now, Roscoe, what's J.D. really up to?
15:34Jesse, he has just had a change of heart.
15:37Come on, Roscoe.
15:38You've got to have a heart to be able to change one.
15:40And everybody knows boss would steal a dead fly off a blind spider.
15:43Just because a skunk's playing possum don't change his smell, none.
15:46Come on, boys.
15:47Let's go shake some trees and find out what he's got up his sleeve beside a crooked arm.
15:52Why do you hate it?
15:54Thanks, Roscoe.
15:55All right, J.D.
16:01First you have us thrown in jail, and then you take away our farm,
16:04and now you're having us put out of jail and brought over here.
16:07Now, what in tarnation is going on?
16:10All right, Jesse.
16:11I'll tell you what's going on.
16:12I just finished signing these here papers before mailing them off to be recorded in Atlanta.
16:18Now, this one, Jesse, why, this paper gives you full title, lock, stock, and barrel to your farm.
16:24You can't mean that.
16:26And this one gives Bo and Luke a full pardon for all traffic violations.
16:31Are you kidding?
16:32And this here one gives my shopping center parking lot to the house of County Little Leaves.
16:37Oh, Little Leaves.
16:37And then this here one gives to the County Orphanage and all the poor widows in Hazard
16:43the net gain of Hogg Enterprises, Inc.
16:47Inc.
16:47Now, how do you like them crab apples?
16:50Them apples.
16:51The County Orphanage and all the poor widows of Hazard is going to get took.
16:56Now, how?
16:57Wait a minute, Jesse.
16:58Now, I'll admit that the boss here has not been the straightest shooter in the County.
17:03I mean, after all, he is a little fat human.
17:06May he rest in peace.
17:07And I'm going to miss him.
17:09Roscoe.
17:10Mm-mm.
17:11I told you to keep your mouth shut, didn't I?
17:12No, you hush.
17:13What?
17:13No, I'm serious.
17:14This time you hush, because I would do it ordinarily.
17:16But listen, boss, it's only right that these folks know what's going to happen to you so
17:22that they can give you the respect you deserve.
17:25Roscoe, what in the world are you running off at the mouth about?
17:28What I'm trying to tell you, the boss is not long for this world.
17:32And all these good deeds that he is doing, he hopes will not go unnoticed by us down here
17:38and upstairs.
17:43Is that true, J.D.?
17:46He's a goner.
17:53They're going to plant him with the spring crops.
17:59Is it really true?
18:02Yeah, J.D.
18:03It's true.
18:05Now, y'all got to remember that old Jesse and J.D. started out driving moonshine together
18:32during probation.
18:33Funny how you usually only remember the good times.
18:36If they're good enough.
18:37Yes, they do.
18:38Hey!
18:56Hey!
18:57Hey!
18:59Somebody stop me, will you?
19:04Charlie, you're going to get yourself killed.
19:09Luke, Bo, two guys just stole my car.
19:12Get out of the street, we'll get them.
19:13Well, as Bo and Luke started chasing them crooks, another chase was about to begin.
19:18You positive?
19:20How could you make a mistake like that?
19:24Dang.
19:24That report we got on Boss Hogg was wrong for somebody named Boggs over in Hamiltonville.
19:30Boss is about as healthy as you can be.
19:33You better get on that phone.
19:34We've got to reach him right away.
19:35That ain't going to matter.
19:37Because when old Boss realizes what he's giving away, that'll kill him.
19:40You're going to tailgate him or you're going to catch him?
19:49I just got here.
19:50I ain't made up my mind yet.
20:07Hey, cops.
20:08What do you figure they are?
20:09Why don't you shoot first and save the questions for later?
20:12Good idea.
20:23Ain't supposed to do that.
20:27Keep it on the road, Bo.
20:32Oh!
20:38Looks like we got him now, cuz.
20:41Woo-hoo!
20:53Hang on, Luke.
20:57Looks like Bo and Luke may see the pearly gates for old Ballsters.
21:00While Bo and Luke were sort of hanging around,
21:27and Doc's office was still hunting Boss's haunts to give Boss the good news.
21:32The bad news was the two uglies were moving along with their plans for the big robbery.
21:36Oh, sure was the good old days, Jesse.
21:41Yeah.
21:42Fussing and feuding.
21:44Each of us trying not to do the other.
21:47Speaking of days, I sure ain't got many left.
21:51Yeah.
21:55Anything I can do to help, Diddy?
21:56Oh, well, that's mighty nice of you, Jesse.
22:00Matter of fact, there is.
22:01I sure could use some company while I go visit a lot of people for whom I want to do some good deeds.
22:07Oh, I'll be glad to help.
22:08Oh, that's nice.
22:10And another thing.
22:12I need some help with my final arrangements.
22:17Nothing elaborate, mind you.
22:18Just a couple hundred words carved in my tombstone about all that I've done for Hazard County.
22:26I don't think there's a piece of marble that big in Hazard County.
22:30Oh?
22:31Well, then we could use two and three of them, couldn't we?
22:34Oh, never thought of that.
22:37Well, mustn't forget to take these envelopes.
22:40Got them mailed to the Hall of Records in Atlanta.
22:42Any luck?
22:54No answer, doctor.
22:56I tied Mr. Hogg's house, his office at the bank, even his private number at the sheriff's office.
23:00Well, keep trying all over Hazard.
23:01He's got to be out there somewhere.
23:04No telling how, that poor man must be suffering.
23:07Hey, this is going to be someday.
23:08Hey, oh, oh, my, oh, my.
23:13What a sweet little girl you are.
23:15Bless you, honey child.
23:17Here now.
23:18That's for you to buy yourself some pralines.
23:25On second thought, here, buy a whole praline factory.
23:35Come on, Jesse.
23:36See, that's quite a dog you got there, sonny.
23:38Ellis, I'm going to drive.
23:42So you go on and take the whole day off.
23:45On second thought, take the whole year off.
23:48And food pay.
23:50Oh, thank you, boss.
23:51Thank you very much, boss.
23:53Yep, that's another one.
23:55Oh, someone's trying to get you on the CV, J.D.
23:58It was probably just another business call.
24:01And I've had my feel of wheeling and dealing.
24:03That's what I think of business.
24:08From now on, I'm going to live till I die.
24:13Wee!
24:14Yeah, let's go this way.
24:16Now, what do you reckon them two old boys are up to?
24:18Well, Jesse, I bet you never thought you'd see the day when I'd be doing a thing like this.
24:31Only over your dead body, J.D.
24:34Well, you know what I mean.
24:36I do.
24:36And I'm learning to live with you.
24:38Here.
24:39Go ahead, Jess.
24:40It's your farm.
24:41You do the honors.
24:41Well, here they go.
24:48Yep.
24:55What are you two up to?
24:57Well, your Uncle Jesse's volunteered to help me do some good deeds and then help with my final arrangements.
25:04I figured it was the least I could do since how, well, you know, the situation.
25:08And since boss just mailed off half of his fortune right there.
25:12Yep, yep.
25:13Say, beer's on the house at the boys' nest, boys.
25:17Help yourselves.
25:18Tell the whole county to help themselves.
25:21We'll catch up with you later.
25:23You betcha.
25:24Thanks a lot, boss.
25:27He might have been a pretty nice guy if he'd have lived.
25:34Boss?
25:34You're good, sir.
25:38Boss, you're welcome to the big phone.
25:44Boar's Nest.
25:45Daisy speaking.
25:46Daisy?
25:47Duck Carney wants Boss Hogg.
25:49It's an emergency.
25:50Dr. Carney, it's Daisy.
25:52Daisy, you've got to find Boss Hogg right away.
25:55He's not dying.
25:57You sure?
25:59No question about it.
26:00That laboratory report was wrong.
26:02Okay.
26:03Bye-bye.
26:05You all right, Daisy?
26:06Yeah, I'm all right.
26:08And so's Boss.
26:09Huh?
26:10Yeah.
26:11Hey, everybody.
26:11There's been a mistake.
26:12Boss Hogg ain't gonna die.
26:14Woo-hoo!
26:15That's been great news.
26:16All right.
26:17So he ain't gonna croak, huh?
26:18Uh-uh.
26:19But Boss don't know that yet.
26:21Well, we better find him right quick and enlighten him.
26:22Yes, sir.
26:23I'd like to know that.
26:24Bye-bye.
26:24Bye.
26:25Hey, everybody.
26:26Free drinks on the house.
26:27Now, while Daisy was giving away drinks at the boar's nest, Boss was at the county orphanage
26:32trying to buy his way into heaven.
26:34I've arranged to turn over the house and the grounds to you good folks, lock, stock, and
26:39barrel at absolutely no cost to y'all.
26:42You know, if Boss don't get the word soon, then he's liable to shock some folks to death.
26:48Doing good.
26:53Bo Duke calling Roscoe's little fat buddy.
26:55You got your ears on?
26:59Bo Duke calling, Boss Hogg.
27:00Please come in, Boss.
27:01Couldn't take it, huh?
27:02There's just some shocks the human system can't take.
27:05Did you hear that one up there?
27:07That's another one for old GD.
27:09All right, Daisy.
27:12Say, here.
27:13Have a seagull.
27:15Oh.
27:15Well, thank you, GD.
27:18Ah, dang it.
27:20He ain't his car, Luke.
27:30GD, that there is a $50 deal.
27:34Yeah, well, who cares?
27:36I got money to burn.
27:39Yeah, he ain't listening to his radio.
27:49I sure hope nothing happened to him.
27:51Yeah.
27:52With him walking around thinking he's a dying man, he might get himself hurt.
27:55Better find him fast.
28:01Cooter, you got your ears on?
28:02Come back.
28:02That's a king-size-10-4, good buddies.
28:06Hey, y'all, I'm still kind of negativo on spotting Boss Hogg or Uncle Jesse, but I'll just keep on keeping on, and I'm gone.
28:13This here is Crazy Cooter coming at you.
28:25Hey, y'all, Boss Hogg just came by me looking like the orange blossom special.
28:42Well, I mean, he was moving, and he's headed your way, and I'm gone.
28:46All right.
28:47Hang on.
28:47Well, you're just blowing, Luke.
29:11I think they're trying to get your attention.
29:14Yeah?
29:14Well, I've spent enough time chasing them.
29:16Let them chase me for a while.
29:18All right.
29:18Hang on, Jesse.
29:19I'm going to show them boys what it is to go hog wild.
29:22You get it?
29:23Hog wild.
29:24Slow down, Jamie.
29:34You're going to get us both killed.
29:35So what?
29:36I've got to go soon anyway, don't I?
29:38With all due respect, I ain't ready to make the trip with you.
29:46Dang it, they ain't stopping.
29:48Hey, why don't we go cut them off on the other side of Kanye Corners?
29:50You got it.
30:15Hey, there's...
30:16Oh, I see them doing that slow, folks.
30:18Yes.
30:22J.D.
30:23Oh!
30:25Friends, I think we're fixing to see if these two old-time Ridge Runners can still cut it.
30:39They can cut it.
30:40You all right?
30:53Yeah, yeah.
30:57I sure give you boys a run for your money now, didn't I, boss?
31:01You could have got us all killed for no dang reason at all.
31:03Yeah, well, I only got a short time left.
31:05Now, hold on, boss.
31:06Now, that there's a point.
31:07You ain't just got a short time to live.
31:09Doc Kearney called.
31:10There was a big misunderstanding.
31:12You ain't going to die after all.
31:13You mean, J.D.'s going to live?
31:15That's right.
31:16I ain't going to die.
31:18You better shucking and driving me.
31:19No, we ain't.
31:19Daisy got the phone call herself.
31:21Doc says you're just as healthy as all of us.
31:23Doc...
31:24He did.
31:26He did.
31:26Well, glory be.
31:28You're going to live.
31:29I ain't going to die, no.
31:32I ain't going to die.
31:34Hallelujah.
31:36Ain't life beautiful?
31:38Well, it's a great day for us.
31:40Yeah, everything's going to go on just like it was.
31:42Yeah, what a day.
31:44We got our farm back.
31:46Luke and me can keep the general.
31:47And the orphanage owns its own land now.
31:50Yeah.
31:51And little eagers get the parking lot.
31:53Oh, yeah.
31:55I gave all them things away, didn't I?
31:57All them letters I sent off.
31:59Oh, yeah.
32:01Excuse me.
32:02I got a lot of temporary changes.
32:04I got to unmake them.
32:08Ain't it a shame we can't all be as good while we're living
32:10as we can when we think we're dying.
32:15It's good.
32:15The boss is going to live.
32:17Yeah.
32:18If he gets them letters back, we're dead.
32:20Wait a minute.
32:20We're going to be off the farm and right back in the jail, ain't we?
32:22We better get moving, make sure that mail gets through.
32:24Come on, O.K. Jesse.
32:25Here we go.
32:26Here we go.
32:29Now, didn't I tell you that them two little nasty dudes
32:31would show up in our story?
32:33You see, them letters giving the dukes back their farm
32:36is in that mail truck.
32:38And right now, they got it.
32:40And he ain't.
32:42And they ain't.
32:43And back at the courthouse, old Roscoe was working two rolls at a time,
32:48practicing for the good life.
32:50Roscoe!
32:51Did you hear about the good news?
32:53Uh, good news?
32:54Listen, naughty, naughty.
32:56Now, you dukes, I know you don't like the boss,
32:58but calling his demise good news, now that is naughty.
33:02No, Roscoe, I mean the good news, the boss ain't gonna die.
33:05He ain't gonna die.
33:06You know, he ain't gonna die.
33:08I mean, but the doc over at the thing, he said...
33:10It was all a mistake.
33:11My mistake?
33:12Yes.
33:13Oh, that's...
33:14Oh, Roscoe!
33:15Did you hear that flash?
33:17The boss ain't gonna die.
33:18He just...
33:19Oh, God.
33:20He...
33:20He don't like the boss.
33:22He don't even mean to mention his name.
33:23Oh!
33:26My goodness, look at you there.
33:28Hey, what happened to you?
33:30Let me help you.
33:30Come on now.
33:31Help, help, help.
33:33Oh, you're heavy.
33:34Y'all pay attention,
33:38because I ain't gonna say this but once.
33:40Now, first,
33:41boss was hoping to stop the mail truck,
33:43but the mail truck was stolen.
33:45Now, if he'd just stopped to think,
33:47he could have let them thieves get away
33:48and the letters would never have been delivered.
33:50But he didn't stop to think.
33:54Second,
33:55the dukes didn't know that the mail truck was stolen,
33:58or they'd have got it back.
33:59Now, I'm not sure where this leaves us,
34:01except I think about everybody's after that mail truck.
34:04We heard the good news, good news,
34:05you're gonna live.
34:07Well, whoop-de-doo.
34:08You call this living?
34:10Well, I...
34:10And get your cotton-picking little hands off my seagull.
34:14Well, I was just celebrating your resurrection.
34:16Celebrate on your own time.
34:18I want you to get out there on the double,
34:20find today's mail truck,
34:21stop it,
34:22and confiscate it.
34:23Cousin boss,
34:24you can't stop the U.S. mail.
34:26You can,
34:26when it ain't in the hands of the U.S. of A government.
34:28It ain't?
34:29Mm-mm.
34:30Some crooks done stole it.
34:31Oh, well, then I'd better call the F.B. and I...
34:34Hicky rascal!
34:35What?
34:36You see that little lump on your neck?
34:38Mm-hmm.
34:38It's your head.
34:40Use it.
34:40Ooh.
34:40I don't want no F.B.I.
34:43recovery,
34:44no mail.
34:45My good deed letters
34:46give the dukes back all their property
34:47and everybody else
34:48everything I give them.
34:50Seeing as if I don't have to get into heaven
34:52by paying no more,
34:54I sure don't want that mail delivered.
34:55But, boss,
34:56do you mean to tell me
34:57you're not giving anything back to anybody?
34:59Mm-mm.
35:00Not a skimption.
35:01Oh.
35:02Well,
35:03I did get some practice in, didn't I?
35:05Let's just call it a good dry run.
35:08Now, get going.
35:09Now, Cletus,
35:13I want you to search every inch
35:14of County 7,
35:16clear over to Beaver Fork,
35:17and I'll take Route 61
35:18over to Old Mill Crossing.
35:20Don't you forget that, Cletus!
35:23I have bad news.
35:27Mail truck left 40 minutes ago.
35:29And you can bet
35:29boss is out there
35:30turning everything upside down
35:32looking for him.
35:32Hey, Al,
35:33why don't you go down around the corner
35:34and get Daisy in the Jeep?
35:35Yeah, we're going to need
35:35all the help we can get
35:36stopping boss from stopping that mail.
35:38We'll try to catch up with you.
35:39Yep.
35:50Here, Sid,
35:50you mean the postman said
35:51he doesn't even know
35:52which route the truck is taking?
35:53He said they changed
35:54that schedule so much lately
35:55he don't know
35:55whether he's coming or going.
35:59Look out!
36:04Dang it, Cletus,
36:04you're supposed to be
36:05protecting us,
36:05not trying to kill us.
36:06What are you doing?
36:07Sorry, Bo,
36:08but I got some urgent
36:08official business
36:09out in County 7.
36:10Meeting boss, huh?
36:11No, boss headed out
36:12to 61 with Roscoe.
36:13Thanks a lot, Cletus.
36:14That's all we need to know.
36:15Okay.
36:15Here's a lot of sheep to Shepherd.
36:33Come back.
36:33Hey, this is Shepherd.
36:37Come on.
36:38We got boss heading out
36:39Highway 61.
36:40Now, we're going to cut in
36:41across Moss Creek.
36:43You better join in
36:43around Morgan's Meadow.
36:45Like a cow to a salt lick.
36:46Over.
36:47Over.
36:58Hello?
37:02Hey, Billy Bob.
37:03You haven't seen a mail truck
37:04go by here?
37:05Nope.
37:07That's ain't gonna be the problem.
37:08I don't know.
37:08There's something wrong
37:09with my rear end.
37:10I have a look for you.
37:11Whoa!
37:12Hey!
37:13Hey!
37:15It's Billy Bob!
37:16Stop me!
37:19Oh, no!
37:21Oh, no!
37:22Oh, no!
37:23Look out!
37:23Look out!
37:24Ow!
37:25Oh!
37:26Come on, get me out.
37:28No!
37:29Hey!
37:30No, no!
37:30Jelly!
37:30Go with me!
37:31Please, Jelly!
37:32Oh, no!
37:34Oh!
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45:10Now, don't mess around with the dukes when the farm's at stake.
45:19i'm serious now i'm really serious
45:34now what with all the witnesses there wasn't much old boss could do about them letters
45:46and maybe he wasn't going to die real soon but he sure was going to be a mighty sick man for a while
45:52trying to get something back that he gave to the good people and children of hazard
45:56but then every little bit counts an old boss would rob an orphan for a widow's might
46:01and as for the dukes jesse wasn't about to take advantage of old boss's misunderstanding
46:16about dying and he agreed to continue making payments providing that old boss dropped his
46:20charges against the dukes and now finally y'all can begin to understand why sometimes the mail
46:26is a little slow in hazard county
46:33and
46:40and
46:42and
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