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00:00KITCHEN HACKS!
00:02Woah!
00:04That's a nice little knife there.
00:06Taking butter knife to a whole new meaning.
00:08That's a good strainer.
00:10Yeah, good, good.
00:12Got some candles here, making things, you know,
00:14sentimental, alright.
00:16For cookie, wow.
00:18For your cheese. Romantic cheese.
00:20Oooh.
00:22Oooh.
00:24I wanna eat. I'm so hungry now.
00:26I'm so hungry as well.
00:28Automatic can opener.
00:30Not bad, I wanna get that.
00:32Yeah, me too.
00:34Woah.
00:36Ew, whatever is inside of it is gross.
00:38Look at this knife.
00:40It's something...
00:42It's a futuristic knife.
00:44What's the point of it?
00:46I don't know.
00:48Just a weird looking knife.
00:50Oooh.
00:52It's gonna be a fine cutter.
00:54Yeah, nice.
00:56And this is how you get the skin off your fish, I suppose.
00:58Oooh.
01:00And just...
01:02Do not create a mess.
01:04What is happening here?
01:06It's an automatic apple peeler!
01:08Yes!
01:10It looks really cool.
01:12I want that.
01:14Let's get it.
01:16Okay, toast time.
01:18A nice little toasty. Is that it?
01:20It's a mini toasty.
01:22I mean, yeah, that's what a toasty is.
01:24Woah.
01:26It always...
01:28I know, it's always sketchy.
01:30What?
01:32That's awesome.
01:34You can do that with your mouth too, if you make a hole on the bottom.
01:36That's it.
01:38That's all mess around here.
01:40And an automatic cutter.
01:42Wow. Or a manual cutter.
01:44Egg! More egg!
01:46What are we doing now? Milk? Ew.
01:48Why?
01:50Mix!
01:52It's an automatic mixer, which we've tested.
01:54Yeah, which is working well.
01:56It works really good.
01:58Okay, more egg!
02:00Egg?
02:02I'm hungry!
02:04Me too, yo, this is torture!
02:06Okay, we got egg, egg, and egg,
02:08and some bread.
02:10Broth?
02:12Where's the egg?
02:14Show me the egg.
02:16Ew, no!
02:18That reminds me, I have to go to the doctor.
02:22I can get you.
02:24Egg! There we go.
02:26We did this, it's disgusting, it's the worst thing in the world.
02:28How does it taste?
02:30It tastes like oil, like you're just eating oil.
02:34Instant breakfast,
02:36also instant, you know,
02:38pain and grossness.
02:42Ooh!
02:44It's a corn shaver.
02:46That's cool!
02:48Let's go for your salad.
02:50Perfection.
02:52What's the color?
02:54It's just not corn season, I guess.
03:00It's like a pair of scissors.
03:02With a chopping board on the bottom.
03:06And you can chop it everywhere.
03:08That's awesome, you want to sharpen your zucchini?
03:12So, what is this?
03:14Also a side strainer, nice.
03:16With clips!
03:18That's good, I always use my spoon
03:20and then I end up burning my hand
03:22or everything falls out.
03:24I need that.
03:26Make your own sushi
03:28with the Sushi Maker 5000!
03:30Who makes sushi at home, though?
03:32I would love to make sushi at home.
03:34Why not?
03:36I don't know.
03:38It would be effort, but it's also fun.
03:40Maybe it's a good idea to do with friends,
03:42or maybe on a date or something,
03:44if I ever get a date.
03:46Maybe I'll finally find someone
03:48who's as weird as I am.
03:50We'll see.
03:52Stop complaining.

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