Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
  • 2 days ago
With Kap (Bong Revilla) now gone, Idang (Luz Valdez) and her family struggle to fill the space he left behind. Meanwhile, a mysterious businesswoman enters the picture, striking a deal with the new Kap, Meynard (Leo Martinez).

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00Idol, idol, you're my idol
00:04Idol, idol
00:06One, two, three and woo!
00:08One, two, three and woo!
00:12One, two, three and woo!
00:17Hey!
00:18You two! I told you to leave!
00:20I told you to clean up!
00:21You made a mess!
00:22Clean up the whole neighborhood of Rancho Verde!
00:25Gaki!
00:26Gaki!
00:27I believe in your strictness.
00:29Why?
00:30That's Captain Leong's duty.
00:32What?
00:33To clean up Rancho Verde.
00:34That's right.
00:35To make it clean and tidy.
00:37That's right.
00:38You're the one who's cleaning up the neighborhood.
00:39You're not clean.
00:40Did you take a bath?
00:42Huh?
00:43Why?
00:44Does the captain still have a responsibility?
00:47Oh!
00:48To take a bath?
00:49He should.
00:50You saw Cap.
00:51He smelled so good.
00:52That's why Vivian was chasing him.
00:53That's right.
00:54And you, you didn't take a bath.
00:55That's right.
00:56That's right.
00:57That's right.
00:58It's hard to be a barangay captain.
01:00Never mind.
01:01I'll take a bath.
01:02Yeah.
01:03For the sake of the people of Rancho Verde
01:06and the Filipino people.
01:08Especially the little people.
01:14Good morning.
01:15Hi.
01:16Cap.
01:17We have something for you, girls.
01:21What is it?
01:23What is it?
01:24Cheerios.
01:25Cheerios?
01:26Yes.
01:27Thank you, girls.
01:29Um...
01:30Tony.
01:31Yes?
01:32Can you come here?
01:33Can you take a bath first?
01:35We're going to talk about business.
01:38You don't know anything about this.
01:40You don't understand that.
01:41Huh?
01:42Okay.
01:43Sure.
01:44No problem.
01:46Gawad, excuse us also.
01:48We're going to talk about business.
01:51It hurts.
01:58Well...
01:59Gawad, the most handsome and beautiful people...
02:09You know, we have something for you.
02:11Sure.
02:12It's okay.
02:13This is a barangay project.
02:15No problem.
02:16We'll help you.
02:17Yes.
02:18We noticed that Rancho Verde needs a lot of garbage.
02:25Wait.
02:26Huh?
02:27Tony.
02:28Why are you surprised?
02:30I just heard some good suggestions from you.
02:33What?
02:34We need to put garbage in front of every house.
02:38Yes.
02:39One garbage can for every household.
02:42Yes, the Filipino can.
02:44Yes, a garbage can.
02:46And we'll supply the garbage.
02:50Wait.
02:51The two of us.
02:53Tony.
02:54We don't need a lot of garbage.
02:57Why?
02:58We need to be disciplined.
03:00Rancho Verde should teach us how to throw garbage properly.
03:05Discipline.
03:07How can we be disciplined?
03:09You don't have any discipline.
03:12You don't even take a bath.
03:16You're hurting me.
03:19Why?
03:20You don't need to take a bath.
03:23You're clean.
03:24You don't do anything.
03:25That's good.
03:26We made you clean.
03:28Wait, Tony.
03:34I'll report you to the mayor.
03:35Stop.
03:36I'll report you to the mayor.
03:37Don't fight.
03:39Wait.
03:40Wait.
03:41Don't fight.
03:42Let's ask Ponting.
03:44Right?
03:45Okay.
03:46Ponting will do it.
03:47Okay.
03:49Throw your garbage.
03:50It's so messy.
03:51Don't you know that you're not allowed to throw garbage anywhere?
03:54You're not allowed to throw garbage anywhere.
03:56Because we have a saying.
03:57The garbage you throw will come back to you.
04:01The garbage you throw will come back to you.
04:03Everything will come back to you.
04:04If you throw garbage, it will go to the canal.
04:06It will go away.
04:07If it rains, it will go away.
04:08It will go away.
04:09What if it rains for a long time?
04:11Why do you tie me up?
04:13You can't tie me up like that.
04:14But because of you, I will go there.
04:17But you shouldn't do that.
04:18You shouldn't do that.
04:19Because the canal will overflow.
04:20The banana trees, the rivers, the sea, the hills.
04:23Everything will overflow.
04:24But why do you tie me up?
04:25I don't know why you tie me up.
04:27But this is all I can tell you.
04:29My fellow countrymen!
04:31Run!
04:33Run!
04:35Run!
04:36Run!
04:37Run!
04:47Greg!
04:48Greg!
04:50Mom!
04:52Mom, don't cry.
04:54You don't want to be tied up like that, right?
04:56That's why you're crying.
04:57And mom, time flies.
04:59You don't know that.
05:01Cab is already there.
05:03Right?
05:04That's why, please, don't cry.
05:06So, that means, I'll be a real sister to you?
05:10Of course.
05:11You'll be a real sister.
05:13As long as you don't ask for money.
05:17And you know, you shouldn't be sad, right?
05:19Because brother calls everyday.
05:21I talked to him earlier.
05:23Really?
05:24Brother called?
05:25Yes, brother called.
05:27I'm sure.
05:28I'm sure.
05:29Did he miss me?
05:30Did he ask for me?
05:32No, he didn't ask for you.
05:37He didn't ask for you?
05:38He didn't ask for me?
05:40That's nothing.
05:41I'm sure he was just in a hurry.
05:43Maybe, you know, he was in a hurry because he loves you, right?
05:47Do you call that love?
05:49Yes, love.
05:51I love Cab so much.
05:53But you know what, Vivian?
05:55Brother told me earlier that he'll call again.
05:58Oh, really?
05:59I know your brother.
06:01He'll call and he'll call to ask how you're doing.
06:05Here it is.
06:06Wait a minute.
06:07Hey, wait a minute.
06:08I'll retouch it.
06:09Maybe, I'll go home later.
06:12Hello?
06:14Yeah.
06:16Oh, it's Vivian.
06:17Okay.
06:18Wait a minute.
06:19What is it?
06:20What?
06:21It's Adifer.
06:23She wants me to pay your debt.
06:25I'm not here.
06:26What?
06:27I told you, I'm not here.
06:29What are you talking about, Gigi?
06:30I'm not here.
06:31I was here earlier, but now, I'm not here.
06:37Hello?
06:38She's not here.
06:39Bye.
06:43Lolo, what is this?
06:45It's chewing gum.
06:46Throw it away.
06:47Why?
06:48Discipline is needed here.
06:50Don't throw it in the trash.
06:52Throw it away.
06:54It's expensive.
06:55Most people don't throw garbage in the trash.
06:58Then, you'll throw me.
07:00It's simple.
07:02You can't do it.
07:04And now, we need discipline here.
07:08Yes.
07:09Are you the big one?
07:11Why?
07:12Who are you?
07:13Huh?
07:14I'm Attorney Abogado.
07:15You can call me Abo for short.
07:17I'm the head of the Department of Barangay Affairs.
07:20Looks like you have a big problem.
07:23Attorney, there are many problems in the barangay.
07:27There should be a solution.
07:29And don't just call me big.
07:32I'm the barangay captain here.
07:33That's why you can call me Cap Laki.
07:35Yes, Captain.
07:38Good morning, Cap Laki.
07:43That's what you think.
07:45That's what you think.
07:46You're right, Laki.
07:47You're right.
07:48Because from now on,
07:49you're not the barangay captain of Rancho Verde anymore.
07:52You're not.
07:54Why?
07:57Here.
07:58There are appointment papers here.
08:01I'll be the barangay captain here.
08:07You?
08:08Yes.
08:09It's unfair.
08:10What?
08:12Of course, the first officer is the captain.
08:16But you're not qualified.
08:18If you're qualified,
08:19that's why the mayor is removing you.
08:22That's why.
08:23That's what the mayor said.
08:24I can't read.
08:26Maybe you don't know how to read.
08:29Wait, wait, wait.
08:30Repeat what I heard earlier.
08:32Who will be the captain?
08:33I will be the barangay captain here.
08:36I need to be presentable,
08:38charismatic,
08:39and who is that?
08:40That's me.
08:41Right?
08:42Who am I?
08:44Good morning, Dr. Morning!
08:48Let's take a picture.
08:50Let's take a picture.
08:52Okay.
08:54Let's take a picture.
08:56Okay.
08:58Let's take a picture.
09:01There.
09:05Again.
09:07Say my name.
09:08Good morning, Dr. Morning!
09:14You're so big.
09:16You're pushing me.
09:19I'm going out.
09:23I'm going out.
09:25We have a place.
09:26Why do you have to go out?
09:28Your brother is not here.
09:29So, don't make me sad.
09:31You're leaving me so that you can go out.
09:33You'll meet Jolo.
09:35That Raya.
09:36Mom, didn't I tell you?
09:38No one is courting me now.
09:40What?
09:41Yes.
09:42What do you know?
09:43That's Atorney's style.
09:45Atorney's style?
09:46Yes.
09:47Because Atorney is not courting you anymore
09:48because you're both old.
09:50Son!
09:51Tonay!
09:52Son of a bitch!
09:53Son of a bitch!
09:54You need to rest.
09:57I'll stay here.
09:59Hi, Gigi.
10:02She's so cute.
10:03What's her name?
10:04Doobie.
10:06Doobie?
10:07Yes, Doobie.
10:08Why Doobie?
10:09Her name is so ugly.
10:11Why don't we change her name to Binyag?
10:14Binyag?
10:15She's not giving birth to a dog.
10:17No.
10:18We'll give birth to her.
10:19You're the mother and I'm the father.
10:21Right?
10:22I'm the mother?
10:23Yes.
10:24So, you'll give her to me?
10:25Oh, no.
10:26No.
10:27That's expensive.
10:28But you told me that you love me.
10:31I love you.
10:32You love me, right?
10:33Wait, wait, wait.
10:34What do you mean you love me?
10:35I heard it.
10:36I said the dog is more expensive.
10:37Ah.
10:38No.
10:39You know what?
10:40She loves me.
10:41Oh, no.
10:42I used to love you but not anymore.
10:44Jolo.
10:45Yes?
10:46She said she's our baby.
10:47She's our daughter.
10:48I'm the mother and she's the father.
10:49Yes, and you're the third husband.
10:51Ah.
10:52You're the third husband.
10:53Third husband.
10:54Third husband?
10:55Yes.
10:56How's that?
10:57It's not bad to have a third wife, right?
10:58You're the third husband.
10:59Ah.
11:00Then, we're one big happy family.
11:01Yes.
11:02Wait, wait, wait.
11:03Wait, wait, wait.
11:04Why did you give me the one that's not a big dog?
11:07Look.
11:08You already smell like a dog.
11:09Smell like a dog?
11:10Yes.
11:11Wait, wait.
11:14Jolo, Jolo.
11:15Gigi.
11:16Can I have a court date with you?
11:20A court date?
11:22Oh, no.
11:23We're going to have a replacement.
11:24No, no, no.
11:25Just do this.
11:26Try to climb on the bench.
11:27Let's try it.
11:28It's a different kind.
11:29It looks like it's going to fall.
11:30Yes.
11:31Climb on it.
11:32Here.
11:33Here.
11:35Gigi.
11:36There.
11:37There.
11:38Let's kiss.
11:40Come on, kiss.
11:53Hey.
11:55I'm going to use this.
11:56I'm going to use this.
11:58You're going to cry.
11:59You're going to cry.
12:01Why should I cry when I'm pretty?
12:04You're going to cry.
12:05Big Brother, your name is Megalito.
12:08No, there's something wrong with that.
12:10Because when his mother gave birth to him,
12:12his name was Megalito.
12:14Because he grew up like that, that's why it's Megalito.
12:17No, it's not Megalito.
12:19It's Megal.
12:20You're crazy.
12:21You're crazy.
12:23That's what he's going to use.
12:25You know what, Big Brother, don't worry.
12:27You know what, let's say it's a brownout, there's no electricity.
12:29You can do this, you can do a plancha.
12:31Plancha.
12:32Plancha?
12:33Like that?
12:34What else?
12:35Like this.
12:36For example, you can make it look like onions and tomatoes.
12:40What else?
12:41And salt, is that okay?
12:42That's okay.
12:44What else?
12:45Let's say you have a fire in your house.
12:47You can set it on fire.
12:48The fire will surely die.
12:49Because of how heavy this is.
12:50Look.
12:52What else?
12:53If you set it on fire, won't it explode?
12:55Of course, it will explode.
12:57What are you saying?
12:59It's 500.
13:01500?
13:02You're crazy.
13:04You're crazy.
13:06You're the one who's going to eat the plancha here
13:08and then you're going to hold it in your hand.
13:10You're going to be so angry here.
13:12You're going to be so angry.
13:14Hi, Atty. Abo.
13:16I have something to tell you.
13:18I'm busy.
13:19I'm busy.
13:20Come back another day.
13:23Sorry, I have something important to say.
13:26I'm busy.
13:27Okay, I'm leaving.
13:28That's why, come back another day.
13:32Olivia.
13:35Come in.
13:36Hello.
13:37No, no.
13:38You're busy, right?
13:39No, no.
13:40It's up to you.
13:41I'm not busy.
13:42No, no.
13:43Sit down, sit down.
13:44It's nothing.
13:45It's just grass vapors.
13:46It's just grass vapors.
13:47It's just grass vapors.
13:48It's just grass vapors.
13:49What is it?
13:50I have something to tell you.
13:52It's just that earlier,
13:54I heard about what the mayor did.
13:56The mayor dismissed Laki
13:58as your replacement.
14:00As your barangay captain.
14:02Correct, correct.
14:03And then,
14:04Laki was replaced by Atty.
14:07Correct, correct again.
14:08What the hell is going on?
14:10Why is that?
14:11Why did Laki get dismissed
14:13and Atty was replaced?
14:15Wait, let me finish.
14:16My heart is racing.
14:18The thing is,
14:19Atty went to the mayor's office.
14:22He has 1 million signatures.
14:25He said that Laki is not qualified.
14:27And then, he asked him to replace him
14:29as the barangay captain.
14:31You mean,
14:321 million signatures?
14:341 million.
14:35That's impossible.
14:36Because we're just 10,000 residents, right?
14:40No, because Atty did this.
14:43He even talked to the neighboring barangays.
14:45That's why,
14:46Laki's dismissal was quick.
14:50That's not possible.
14:51Atty is corrupt.
14:53He's not qualified.
14:54He's corrupt.
14:55Wait,
14:56don't talk nonsense.
14:57You have no confidence.
15:01I know Atty.
15:02He's not qualified.
15:04That's why,
15:05don't talk nonsense.
15:06You have no confidence.
15:07You might get sued.
15:08Maybe,
15:09you can help me
15:12prove that Atty is not qualified.
15:15Me?
15:16I'll help you?
15:18Okay, but
15:21under one condition.
15:22One condition.
15:24What is that?
15:25I'll allow you to get divorced
15:27because Kapi's gone.
15:30Kapi will come back.
15:32How will he come back?
15:33How will he find a job in America?
15:36Wait.
15:39I don't want you to think that
15:40because I didn't go there.
15:43Just help me.
15:44Will you help me
15:45if Atty can leave his position
15:48and Laki will replace him?
15:49Let's prove that Atty is at fault.
15:52You're asking for a dangerous thing,
15:55okay.
15:56I'll help you
15:57but I'll bring two of you.
15:59Okay, two of you.
16:00I'll go ahead.
16:02I'm happy to see
16:07your face.
16:09I'll bring two of you.
16:10Okay, two of you.
16:12Okay.
16:13You can count on me.
16:15I'll wait for you.
16:19I'm getting closer.
16:20I think you have something to say.
16:25I'll get you later.
16:33I'll replace you.
16:43Slow motion.
16:44Slow motion.
16:53So, you're going to throw garbage?
16:55Yes.
16:56You're good, Laki.
16:58We should give a gimmick
17:01to discipline you all.
17:03You're really smart.
17:06He needs it.
17:07What are you doing?
17:08I saw you from afar.
17:10Who came up with this?
17:11Was it you?
17:12Yes.
17:13As the OIC of this barangay,
17:16I'm just doing my job
17:19because our captain is in America
17:22on vacation.
17:23So, I should follow his instructions.
17:31I'm Tonying.
17:32Can I know you?
17:34I'm Tonya.
17:39Who put this ball here?
17:41It was created by Captain Laki.
17:43Who's the captain?
17:45What did you say?
17:46I'm the captain here.
17:48He's a servant.
17:49I'm the captain.
17:50But...
17:52Tony, as you can see,
17:53people are disciplined
17:55to throw garbage.
17:56But does this have a permit?
17:58Servant.
17:59Did you tell me?
18:00No.
18:01Why?
18:02In the eyes of the law office,
18:04I'm still the barangay captain.
18:07But the eyes of the law office
18:09is cross-eyed.
18:10So, you shouldn't be here.
18:12Wait a minute.
18:13I'm confused.
18:14Who's your captain?
18:16Me.
18:17No, it's me.
18:18I'm the one who got the papers from the mayor.
18:21So, remove this, Tonying.
18:24Captain, it's okay, right?
18:26Remove it.
18:27If not me, will you remove it?
18:32So, you're the captain here?
18:34Oh, yes.
18:35I'm Petunia.
18:37Hello, Petunia.
18:38How are you?
18:39I'm a beauty products dealer.
18:42Makeup, lipsticks.
18:45We also have for men.
18:47We have cologne.
18:48Try this.
18:49No, thank you.
18:51Why?
18:53It's okay.
18:54This is free.
18:55No charge.
18:56Oh, it's free.
18:58It's for you.
19:00It suits your macho body.
19:02Yes, it suits me.
19:04Besides, I smell good.
19:05My name smells good here in the barangay.
19:07Oh, really?
19:08Yes.
19:11They're all the same.
19:13Not only that, you're so cute.
19:17Can we talk in private?
19:20Private?
19:21Of course.
19:22Can I invite you to my office?
19:25We have privacy there.
19:26Really?
19:27Excuse me.
19:28I'm going to my office.
19:30Please clear the way, sir.
19:33Sir, clear the way, please.
19:35You're such a bad captain.
19:40You know what?
19:41Yes?
19:43He hit me.
19:44Who?
19:45Me?
19:46No.
19:47It was Petunia.
19:50Petunia?
19:51Yes.
19:52So, he stole from you?
19:54Yes.
19:55He stole from me.
19:57You know what, Tony?
19:58It's good that he stole from you.
20:01What he stole from me
20:02is my position as the captain here in the barangay.
20:13Calm down.
20:14Calm down, macho.
20:16You, Petunia.
20:18It's like you've been stabbed for 10 years.
20:22Because you're really macho.
20:25You're really macho.
20:27I've known that for a long time.
20:33Macho cap?
20:34I have a favor to ask of you.
20:36What is it?
20:38Just say it.
20:40I was thinking of building a videocamera bar.
20:45A videocamera bar.
20:46And we have GROs.
20:48What are our GROs?
20:50Daisy.
20:52Daisy?
20:53Love of my life.
20:54You're singing my song and you're talking my language.
20:58But, dear.
21:00Let's not name it after me.
21:02No, no.
21:03It's hard.
21:04No, no.
21:05Let's name it after me.
21:06Let's name it after me.
21:07Then, we'll share the income.
21:09Who's bigger?
21:10Bigger than you.
21:12Natural.
21:14Bigger than me.
21:16But, you know what?
21:18I'm scared.
21:19Why?
21:20Because, you know, it's illegal.
21:22It's all about Daisy.
21:23What if we get caught?
21:24I'm scared.
21:26Honey.
21:27Petunia.
21:29Petimini.
21:30You know me.
21:32I don't care what you do there.
21:34I'm the barangay captain here.
21:37I don't care if you go all the way.
21:39No one will catch you.
21:40Really?
21:41Yes.
21:42If we go all the way, we'll be rich.
21:44Yes.
21:45But, who's bigger?
21:46Bigger than you.
21:47Natural.
21:56You're my idol.
21:58Idol, idol.
22:00You're my idol.
22:02Idol, idol.
22:04You're my idol.
22:14Is he there?
22:15I don't know.
22:17I was surprised.
22:19Why did you follow me?
22:20I don't know. I was looking for you.
22:21I thought you were inside.
22:23I thought you were inside.
22:25Wait.
22:26Can we have a fishbowl outside?
22:29You know what, Jolo?
22:30You're so obvious.
22:32Why?
22:33You're dating me, right?
22:34I'm not dating you.
22:35I'm just inviting you to have a fishbowl outside.
22:37Admit it.
22:38You want to yell at me.
22:40I know I'm your type.
22:42I'm just inviting you to have a fishbowl outside.
22:45We're just friends, right?
22:46Admit it, Jolo.
22:47I promise I won't tell Ryan.
22:50I won't tell him.
22:52Really? You won't tell Ryan?
22:54Hey!
22:55Stop it.
22:56Stop it, you two.
23:00We can't have a date.
23:01Ryan and I have plans.
23:03We're going to buy a shop.
23:04What?
23:05Right?
23:06You're dating here?
23:08What?
23:09I don't know.
23:10Why?
23:11What kind of date are you talking about?
23:13Nothing.
23:14Nothing?
23:15You guys have a date.
23:17You're still young.
23:18Look what he did.
23:20You know what, GGM?
23:22You're making a mistake.
23:23If your brother isn't here,
23:24you can do the worldly things.
23:28I can't do that.
23:29Because I promised your brother
23:31that even if he's not here,
23:33I'll take care of you.
23:36Hey, hey.
23:37Stop it.
23:38You two.
23:39Why?
23:40This is my brother.
23:42Brother?
23:44Yes.
23:45He's my brother.
23:46Because Cap is not here.
23:47And if Cap and I continue...
23:49What?
23:50What?
23:51Why?
23:52That.
23:53Stop it.
23:56Hey, remember this.
23:58If Cap and I continue,
23:59I'll become a slut.
24:01Slut?
24:02Slut?
24:03Slut?
24:04That's it.
24:06Stop it.
24:07Don't disturb me.
24:09Okay.
24:10Hey, you.
24:11But there's no date.
24:12No.
24:13Don't give me that look.
24:14You can't answer me.
24:15No, I have a date.
24:16Do you think that even if you're taller than me,
24:18I'll be taller than you?
24:21Don't insult me.
24:22Don't be too specific,
24:25Makamundo.
24:26It's not like we have a date.
24:28We have a date.
24:29We have a date.
24:30Why?
24:31I thought you're just kidding.
24:33No, that's it.
24:34That's our date.
24:36Yes, we have a date.
24:37Do you think that we're just kidding?
24:39I'm not kidding.
24:40We have a date.
24:41We have a date.
24:42Huh?
24:43We have a date?
24:44Yes, we do.
24:45Where?
24:46Hey, guys.
24:47I miss you.
24:48We miss you, too.
24:52Wait.
24:53Come here, Gigi.
24:55What kind of date is that?
24:57It's just a joke.
25:01I'm a tomboy now.
25:03Yeah!
25:04Tomboy.
25:05Tomboy.
25:06Tomboy.
25:07I love you.
25:08I love you.
25:09Come on.
25:10Come on.
25:11Come on.
25:12Come on.
25:13Come on.
25:14Come on.
25:15Come on.
25:16Come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Come on.
25:20Come on.
25:21Come on.
25:22Come on.
25:23Come on.
25:24Come on.
25:25Come on.
25:26Come on.
25:27Come on.
25:28Come on.
25:29Come on.
25:30Come on.
25:31Come on.
25:32Come on.
25:33Come on.
25:34Come on.
25:35Come on.
25:36Come on.
25:37Come on.
25:38Come on.
25:39Come on.
25:40Come on.
25:41Come on.
25:42What the hell is happening?
25:55Hello, baby.
25:59It's alright.
26:01Turnie!
26:02Sit down.
26:04This is flowers for you.
26:08You're welcome.
26:09It smells really nice.
26:10He looks like he's from Patay.
26:12But, thank you.
26:16So, how's the case, Torney?
26:19Oh, I'm already in the case.
26:21Torney, we're still talking.
26:24You're not in the case. I didn't see you.
26:27I'm already in the case. I'm fixing it.
26:29Let's talk about something else.
26:31Let's not talk about cases, Net.
26:33Let's just talk about my position with you.
26:37How are you?
26:39How are you, baby?
26:42Torney, I'm not thinking about those things yet.
26:46I'm still in my career.
26:49Career? You don't need a career because of me.
26:53Look at me.
26:54I'm a good lawyer.
26:56Besides, I'm rich.
26:58I'm also handsome.
27:00What can you say?
27:01Don't talk about career.
27:03You're talking too much about career.
27:05What can I do?
27:07Torney should leave his position.
27:10The barangay is pitiful, right?
27:12I changed my mind.
27:14Don't worry.
27:15What if, for example,
27:19I make Torney leave?
27:21What do you think we'll do?
27:25That's good.
27:26Why?
27:27That's good.
27:28Because you got your job as head of barangay affairs, right?
27:34Right?
27:35Right.
27:36What else?
27:37What else do you want?
27:39That's all.
27:40What else do you want?
27:42When I get my job,
27:45then,
27:48answer me.
27:49What?
27:50What do you want?
27:53Don't shout.
27:54I'm scared.
27:55I'm scared.
27:57Torney, what do you want?
27:59I don't want it.
28:00I don't want it.
28:01You're so stingy.
28:15DVD.
28:16DVD.
28:17DVD.
28:18DVD.
28:19DVD.
28:20DVD.
28:21DVD, miss.
28:22DVD.
28:23DVD.
28:24DVD.
28:25Hey.
28:26What are you selling?
28:27DVD.
28:2890 pesos.
28:29Take it.
28:31DVD.
28:32Hey.
28:33Maybe you don't know.
28:35Captain Myong is very angry here.
28:37He's selling this.
28:39Captain Myong?
28:40Yes.
28:41Captain Myong is in America.
28:42Okay.
28:43Catch me.
28:44Catch me.
28:45Catch me.
28:46He's in America?
28:47Yes.
28:48But I can also catch you
28:50because I'm still poor.
28:52Huh?
28:53Excuse me.
28:54Excuse me.
28:56Excuse me.
28:57You're a police officer
28:59but I'm the captain now.
29:02Who?
29:04Who's better of the two?
29:08Torney,
29:09I'm going to sue you.
29:10Of that bearing false witness
29:12against your neighbor,
29:13I can sue you.
29:15I can sue you.
29:17I'm going to sue you
29:18because you're selling a prohibited DVD.
29:20What prohibited DVD?
29:21Where?
29:22Where's the DVD?
29:23There it is.
29:24Where?
29:25It was here a while ago.
29:26I think you're getting dizzy.
29:27Where?
29:28Up, up, up, up, up, up.
29:30Do not, do not even try to
29:32set one foot in my office
29:34because if you do that,
29:36that is trespassing.
29:37That is against the law
29:39and you don't have any sense.
29:40Why?
29:42You know what, Torney?
29:43Hmm?
29:44You know what, Torney?
29:46What?
29:47You're carrying too much.
29:49Me?
29:50I'm carrying too much?
29:51What are you trying to say?
29:53Huh?
29:54Nothing.
29:55You're just feeling heavy.
29:58I'm not carrying it.
30:00There.
30:02Okay, look at me.
30:04Up, up, up, up, up.
30:05How's that?
30:06Like this.
30:07Okay.
30:08Like this.
30:09I'll let you go.
30:10Until?
30:11Don't turn around
30:12and I might see you.
30:14Where are you going?
30:15I'm going home.
30:19You can do it.
30:21Just be quiet.
30:22There.
30:23There.
30:26There.
30:27Tony!
30:28What's happening to you?
30:30What's going on here?
30:31Petunia's crush
30:33is cheating on Tony.
30:35What do you mean?
30:36Who is that Petunia?
30:38The one who sells
30:39beauty products.
30:42Oh.
30:43Why?
30:45What?
30:47You know what,
30:48I'm just here.
30:50She's going to help me.
30:54That's right.
30:55You're right.
30:57If only Cap were here,
30:59I'd miss him so much.
31:03Where is he now?
31:06That's impossible!
31:07Impossible?
31:08What's impossible?
31:09Do you want me to beat you up?
31:11Huh?
31:14Do you want us to fight in the barangay?
31:16Fight in the barangay?
31:17Even in the Supreme Court?
31:18Even in the Supreme Court?
31:19Do you want me to call Manapat?
31:21I don't care about you.
31:22What's that?
31:23What's that?
31:24Where are you going?
31:25Wait a minute.
31:27Wait a minute.
31:28Gawad,
31:29go buy
31:30some Christmas lights.
31:32Huh?
31:34It's almost Christmas.
31:37Gawad,
31:38if I tell you to buy
31:39Christmas lights
31:40for one year,
31:42and Christmas lights are cheap now,
31:44if I tell you to buy,
31:45go buy them.
31:46Just come with me.
31:49Yes, sir.
31:51Okay, go.
31:53Sir,
31:54I have a complaint.
31:55Don't listen to him.
31:56Listen to me.
31:57I'll tell you what happened.
31:58What happened here?
31:59Didn't you just leave?
32:01I think
32:02he has a plan against me.
32:03Maybe it's not just that.
32:04You're a pedophile.
32:06You're a pervert.
32:07Okay,
32:08do you have a complaint?
32:09Yes, I do.
32:10You have to pay
32:11150 pesos each.
32:12150 pesos each.
32:13Why is that?
32:14He's going to sell it here.
32:15If you have a complaint,
32:16we'll sue him.
32:17You have to pay.
32:18Let's go.
32:19Let's go.
32:23Let me tell you something.
32:25Before,
32:26you used to pay 2,000 pesos
32:28for the apartment
32:29you rented from Grandma.
32:31Now, how much is it?
32:32It's 5,000 pesos now.
32:34See?
32:35It's more than double
32:36what you asked for.
32:38You're right.
32:39You're a man.
32:40That's too much.
32:42I'll talk to Grandma
32:43about the payment
32:45so that
32:46we can settle this.
32:50I know you won't
32:51accuse me of something wrong.
32:52Okay.
32:54Grandma,
32:55it's wrong.
32:56I'll give you
32:571,000 pesos each month.
32:591,000 pesos each month?
33:001,000 pesos.
33:01Yes.
33:02You're the one who's wrong.
33:04If you're ordered
33:05to pay 5,000 pesos,
33:07you have to pay.
33:08If not,
33:09you're fired.
33:10You're fired.
33:11Stop it.
33:12You're making this old man angry.
33:14Don't you have any money?
33:15I don't have any money.
33:16Come back here.
33:17I'll beat you up.
33:20Grandma.
33:21Grandma.
33:22You know who I am.
33:23Grandma.
33:24Why are you holding that?
33:26No.
33:27Maybe there's
33:28our 1,000 pesos.
33:291,000 pesos?
33:30Nonsense.
33:31There's no 1,000 pesos there.
33:32None.
33:33There's no 1,000 pesos.
33:341,000 pesos.
33:35Grandma.
33:36You're right.
33:44I'm an idol.
33:46I don't watch you guys.
33:48Fredonia.
33:52It hurts, Fredonia.
33:55It hurts.
34:01Fredonia.
34:03What happened?
34:04What happened to you?
34:07What?
34:08What the hell,
34:09you're drinking so early?
34:11What's wrong with you?
34:13I was drunk last night.
34:15What's your problem?
34:19I just fell in love but it hurts.
34:24Tony, I can see what you're saying.
34:29Why did you love her?
34:32Hey, don't insult her.
34:38Tony, that beautiful man of yours,
34:41you love him that much?
34:43Huh?
34:45There are plenty of men out there who love women.
34:49What did you say?
34:51Huh?
34:51Yes!
34:53And you know what?
34:54One problem can't be solved by drinking alcohol.
34:59Throw that away!
35:01Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol!
35:04What do you mean by alcohol?
35:05What is that?
35:06Did you solve your problem because of alcohol?
35:09You know, I admire you.
35:11You're so brave.
35:12Even if Atorney stole your position as the barangay captain.
35:18Tony,
35:20you reminded me.
35:23I almost forgot.
35:25You reminded me.
35:26Come with me.
35:28Where?
35:29Let's drink.
35:30No, I'm already drunk.
35:32I have a drink.
35:33It's bigger.
35:34I have a big problem.
35:36I have a big problem with you.
35:58Mom.
36:01Mom, what's wrong with you?
36:03Why are you still upset?
36:05Why are you crying?
36:07Because I remember,
36:08we were so happy here.
36:10Our last companion, Myong.
36:13That's true.
36:14But mom,
36:15don't cry.
36:16This picture has no story.
36:18Because this has a story.
36:19Which one?
36:20This beautiful picture
36:21that will make you happy.
36:23For you.
36:24For me?
36:25Yes, this one.
36:26Is it worth it?
36:28Why are you with him?
36:30Mom,
36:31this is the picture that I've been looking for.
36:33This is okay.
36:34My bangs are beautiful.
36:36And it has a kiss mark.
36:39Nice one.
36:41There.
36:43But,
36:44mom,
36:45I have a good news for you.
36:49Can you talk to me?
36:51I'm nervous.
36:52It's okay, mom.
36:53Because this is really beautiful.
36:55But you,
36:56Atty.
36:57will be fired
36:58for being a barangay captain.
37:01Really?
37:02Why?
37:03Yes,
37:04because someone will help me.
37:06Really?
37:07Who?
37:08Atty. Abo.
37:10There.
37:11I'll take care of it.
37:13Thank you so much.
37:15Captain will be happy.
37:16You're so kind.
37:18You know,
37:19I'm doing all of this
37:20for Vivian.
37:22So,
37:23what's my gift
37:24to the people
37:25who helped you?
37:27Give me a gift.
37:28You're really
37:29generous.
37:30You're so generous.
37:31Why?
37:32Why are you asking for
37:33something in return?
37:35If you want to help,
37:36just help.
37:38Wait, mom.
37:39But Cap will be happy.
37:41Because
37:42we need to tell him
37:43that we're really
37:44going to replace
37:45Atty.
37:46Right?
37:47Let's call him now.
37:48Let's call Cap.
37:49Now?
37:50Yes, aunties.
37:51We can't.
37:52It's too early.
37:54And second,
37:55this is our ID.
37:56Our ID.
37:58What's that?
37:59I know.
38:00I know what you're going to give me.
38:03I know what you're going to give me.
38:05Just a kiss.
38:06Just a kiss.
38:07Kiss?
38:08Yes.
38:09Just a kiss.
38:10She's not wrong.
38:11Just a kiss.
38:12You're so quiet.
38:13Just a kiss.
38:14Yes, come on.
38:15Just a kiss.
38:16Just a kiss.
38:17Wait.
38:18I'll tell you.
38:19You have a big mouth.
38:21I might
38:22scratch my mouth
38:23if you kiss me.
38:24You won't scratch it.
38:25I'll be gentle.
38:26You know,
38:27I'm very tender.
38:28You won't scratch it.
38:29Come on.
38:30It's just a friendly kiss.
38:31Just a friendly kiss.
38:32Come on.
38:33Come on.
38:34I'll say yes.
38:36Okay,
38:37close your eyes.
38:38I'll close my eyes?
38:39Yes, close your eyes.
38:40Hey,
38:41you're so romantic.
38:42Come on.
38:43You're so stingy.
38:44Okay,
38:45I'll close my eyes.
38:46I'll just sign the contract.
38:47Okay, okay.
38:48Did you close your eyes?
38:49Yes, of course.
38:50One,
38:51two,
38:52three,
38:53go!
38:56Hi, hon.
38:58You're beautiful.
38:59You smell like a smart guy.
39:03You're right.
39:04All I can say is,
39:06if you don't pay me P16,000,
39:09I'll put you in jail.
39:11No more,
39:12no more talking.
39:14I'll put you in jail
39:15if you don't listen to me.
39:16Tony,
39:17you have a visitor.
39:19Hey, hey, hey.
39:20Can I, Vivian?
39:21Just a little bit.
39:22I'm Cap Atone.
39:25That's what you think.
39:27What do you mean?
39:28Because you're going to be a captain
39:30instead of a barangay captain.
39:31Huh?
39:32He's not a barangay captain anymore?
39:33Yeah!
39:34Yeah!
39:35Yeah!
39:36Yeah!
39:39Hey, hey, hey.
39:40Can I have the appointment papers
39:42that Mayor signed?
39:44Hey, hey,
39:45that's old.
39:46Why?
39:47This is new.
39:48On this paper,
39:49it says that
39:50Mayor is revoking
39:51your appointment.
39:52Wait,
39:53on what grounds?
39:54On what grounds?
39:55Of course, corruption.
39:56Corruption?
39:57Who's going to prove it?
39:58Wait,
39:59I have a witness.
40:00I have a witness.
40:01Wait, don't leave.
40:02Witness, witness,
40:04corruption,
40:05here it is.
40:06Yes,
40:07I'm going to prove
40:08that you're corrupt.
40:09Huh?
40:10When I said
40:11that I'll put you in jail,
40:12you agreed
40:13even though
40:14what you're doing is wrong.
40:16I deny the accusation.
40:18You deny,
40:19you deny.
40:20I have another witness.
40:21Who?
40:22You're just a spoiled brat.
40:23You're just a spoiled brat.
40:24You're just a spoiled brat.
40:25You're just a spoiled brat.
40:26You're just a spoiled brat.
40:27You're just a spoiled brat.
40:28You're just a spoiled brat.
40:29I have a witness.
40:31Petunia.
40:32Yes, it's me.
40:33And I'm going to prove
40:34that we're planning
40:36to make a video for BAR.
40:38And we're going to get
40:39GROs,
40:40and DACYs.
40:41How did you do this to me, Petunia?
40:43I'm doing this
40:44to prove
40:45that you're a corrupt
40:46government official.
40:50Petunia,
40:51now that Atty.
40:52is gone,
40:53we can be together.
40:59What's that?
41:05You!
41:07You!
41:09I'm scared
41:10because I gave you
41:11to that guy.
41:13Now,
41:14you have no one.
41:16I taped everything
41:17in the recorder.
41:18Everything you said.
41:19That's why
41:20your corruption case
41:21will surely happen.
41:23Correct!
41:24Good job.
41:25Good job.
41:26What?
41:27I know you're also
41:28courting Bibian.
41:30I can help you with that.
41:32Can you help me?
41:33Yes,
41:34but
41:35I hope
41:36you can take care
41:37of these corruption charges.
41:39I might get involved
41:40in what you're doing.
41:42We can talk about that.
41:43If it's me,
41:44you can really help
41:45when it comes to Bibian.
41:46Yes,
41:47I just hope
41:48I don't get involved.
41:49Yes,
41:50because
41:51you're the one
41:52who got involved.
41:53Even I got involved.
41:54Don't worry,
41:55we already got involved.
42:08Well,
42:09we're here
42:10to invite
42:11our televiewers
42:13to talk about
42:14Bibian's corruption.
42:15Yes.
42:16Of course.
42:17I'm not that ready.
42:18Right?
42:19No,
42:20you're still sitting.
42:21Five.
42:22Five.
42:23Five contestants.
42:24That's right.
42:25But only one will be chosen.
42:26Of course.
42:27Okay,
42:28here are our five contestants.
42:29Okay,
42:30let's call them in.
42:31Number one,
42:33from Quezon City,
42:35Johnson,
42:36Bang Delaria.
42:44Formal.
42:45B-shirt.
42:47Smiling face.
42:50Hi, Bibian.
42:51Hi.
42:52Love you.
42:53Love you.
42:54Hey!
42:55Romantic, huh?
42:56Okay,
42:57here's number two.
42:59Okay,
43:00from Las Pinas,
43:01Jake Assis.
43:07Yes.
43:08With open polo shirt
43:10and eyeglasses.
43:11Hi, Bibian.
43:12I love you.
43:13Okay,
43:14thank you.
43:15And here's number three.
43:18From Andaluyong,
43:19Victor Ramos.
43:21Yes.
43:27Formal with leather jacket,
43:29shades,
43:31and?
43:32Hi, Joseph.
43:33I love you.
43:37And here's number four.
43:39From Cavite.
43:41Yes,
43:42Marlon Francisco.
43:44Yes, sir.
43:54With nice haircut.
43:56Nice watch, huh?
43:58Hi.
43:59Hi.
44:01And here's number five.
44:05From Tandansola,
44:06Quezon City,
44:07Rommel Villalma.
44:15Look at that.
44:20With turning around.
44:21Bibian,
44:22do you love me?
44:23Yes.
44:28You will be the judge
44:31of our five contestants.
44:35Of course,
44:36they will show their skills
44:38or flirt with Bibian.
44:41So, who will be Bibian's top pick?
44:44Let's call them again.
44:45Here's the top pick,
44:47number one.
44:50There.
44:52You know, Bibian,
44:54when I first met you,
44:57I fell in love with you.
44:59Really?
45:00Really.
45:02I will give you everything.
45:03You will give me everything?
45:05Even all the clothes you brought here.
45:08I will bring them home.
45:09Even your suit.
45:11I will prove that I love you so much.
45:14Wow.
45:16Okay.
45:17Let's call the top pick,
45:19number two.
45:20He's here.
45:22Hi, Bibian.
45:23This is my idol,
45:25from Las Pinas.
45:26And I'm not Jules.
45:30He's not Jules.
45:32Here's the top pick,
45:33number three.
45:35Wow.
45:37You look like a fighter.
45:40Ms. Bibian,
45:42I don't look like a fighter.
45:45But my jacket looks like a fighter's jacket.
45:48Wow.
45:49Wow.
45:50Wow.
45:52Here's the top pick,
45:53number four.
45:54How can you not?
45:57Bibian.
45:58Yes.
45:59You have a great voice.
46:00Even if you don't talk,
46:01I know how disciplined you are.
46:04Really?
46:05Because you have a beautiful body.
46:08So beautiful.
46:09But I just have one question.
46:10I don't know if you can...
46:12I don't know if you can flex
46:13your pectoralis major.
46:15What's that?
46:17It's deep.
46:18You don't like it?
46:19No.
46:21Wow.
46:23Wow.
46:24Wow.
46:25Wow.
46:26Okay.
46:27Let's call the top pick,
46:28number five.
46:29Flex.
46:30He's been flexing forever.
46:35Bibian.
46:36Yes.
46:37We already know
46:39that you're dead to me.
46:42But what they don't know is
46:44that I'm dead to you.
46:47Admit it.
46:48Since I came here
46:50to this show,
46:55isn't it obvious that I'm gay?
47:00I'll give you everything.
47:02From now on,
47:03I'll be the captain of your life.
47:05What?
47:08Goodbye.
47:09Okay.
47:11He's still here.
47:14Okay.
47:15Here are our five contestants.
47:18One of them
47:19will be Bibian's top pick.
47:21So what you have to do is
47:22text the contestant you chose
47:25for Bibian's date
47:27on Kili TV Idol Space
47:30letter of votes
47:31and send to 2364
47:34for Globe and Touch Mobile
47:36or 4627
47:38for Smart and Token Text.
47:41What are you waiting for?
47:42Text now!
47:44Yes.
47:56DVD.
47:57DVD.
47:58DVD.
47:59DVD.
48:00DVD.
48:01Okay.
48:02Excuse, excuse.
48:03DVD.
48:04Hey, hey.
48:05Catch him.
48:06Hey, Tony.
48:07Why?
48:08This is my business.
48:09No, it's wrong.
48:10It's prohibited.
48:11It's pirated.
48:12You have to catch him.
48:13It's just a joke, Tony.
48:14What joke?
48:16That's really wrong.
48:18Are you still a kid?
48:20Catch him.
48:21Get out of here.
48:22Get out of here.
48:23Come on.
48:24Get out of here.
48:25Come on, Tony.
48:26Hey, hey.
48:28What's going on there?
48:31Well, my friends,
48:33listen to my announcement.
48:35From now on,
48:36Tony is no longer
48:37the barangay captain.
48:41Wait, wait, wait.
48:42Who will be our barangay captain?
48:44Who else?
48:47Ta-da.
48:48Lucky.
48:49Lucky.
48:50Lucky.
48:51Lucky.
48:52Lucky.
48:53Lucky.
48:54Lucky.
48:55Lucky.
48:56Lucky,
48:57I will really give this to you.
49:00This is for you.
49:02I reserved that position
49:04as barangay captain for you.
49:06I just heated up the seat.
49:08I will tell the mayor
49:10that you will be the barangay captain.
49:13Yeah.
49:14Long live, Lucky.
49:15Long live.
49:16Long live.
49:17Just wait here on the sideline.
49:19Okay.
49:20And
49:22as
49:24for your
49:28request for forgiveness.
49:29Okay.
49:30But you can't.
49:32Wait a minute.
49:33We should be thankful.
49:35Of course,
49:36there's no one else
49:37but Tony Abo.
49:39That's why
49:40we're here today.
49:43Congratulations.
49:48You know,
49:49I'm doing this
49:50just for Vivian.
49:54Hey.
49:55Tony,
49:56give her a kiss.
49:57Kiss.
49:58Kiss.
49:59Come on.
50:00I did everything.
50:01I did everything.
50:02Okay.
50:03Okay.
50:04Okay.
50:05Just don't make a mess.
50:06No.
50:07No.
50:08No.
50:09Okay.
50:10Okay.
50:11Okay.
50:12Kiss.
50:13Don't tell me
50:14I have to close it again.
50:15Just close it.
50:16No.
50:17No.
50:18No.
50:19No.
50:20No.
50:21No.
50:22Again, kiss.
50:23Again, kiss.
50:24Okay.
50:25Ready.
50:26Kiss.
50:27One.
50:28One, two, go.
50:33You're so stupid.
50:34You're going to say
50:36that I'm stupid again?
50:38No, no.
50:39It smells fresh.
50:40Fresh?
50:41It smells winter green.
50:45You're so stupid.
50:46Wait.
50:47Wait.
50:48I'm going to continue
50:49what I was going to say
50:50because of the acceptance of Atone's request for forgiveness.
50:53But even so, it can't just be like that.
50:57We need to have what we always call a punishment.
51:03They need to be punished for what they did wrong and wrongfully.
51:08Tie them up. Tie them up.
51:11Just tie them up.
51:15Tie them up.
51:17Hey!
51:19Get out of the way.
51:21Get out of the way.
51:23Get out of the way.
51:26You're not taking a bath anymore.
51:27You need to take a bath.
51:32Now, now, now.
51:34Here in Rancho Verde.
51:36Ah, ah, ah.
51:38Ah, ah, ah.
51:40Of course. Come on.
51:41Ah, ah, ah.
51:42Idol, idol.
51:44Come on.
51:45Idol, idol.
51:46This is true.
51:48Idol, idol.
51:49Come on.
51:50Idol, idol.
51:51This is true.
51:52Idol, idol.
51:54Come on.
51:55Idol, idol.
51:56This is true.
51:57Idol, idol.
51:59Idol, idol.
52:01Yo, idol, everyone's an idol.
52:04So, you should fix your problem as much as you can.
52:07So there's no way you can give up here in Rancho Verde.
52:11And, is it okay for me to trust you?
52:13I am going to trust you.
52:14You are responsible for everything.
52:16Leaving everything behind.
52:18Love you so much, sir.
52:21Of course, Captain.
52:22Come on.
52:23Captain.
52:24Captain.
52:25Here.
52:26Always expecting.
52:27Captain.
52:28Yo.
52:29Yo.
52:30Captain.
52:31Everybody, let's go.
52:32Idol, idol.
52:33Come on.
52:34You're my idol.
52:35Come on.
52:36Idol, idol, idol, Koshi kappa
52:38Idol, idol, idol, idol, Koshi kappa

Recommended