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00:01I'm just making a cappuccino, Faye.
00:03Okay, love.
00:04Do you want one?
00:05No, no.
00:06There's this guy on my social media.
00:09He's super cute.
00:10But when he talks, he talks.
00:12Talk to me.
00:13I'm here.
00:14I don't like his voice.
00:20I'm rolling through and looking at all these baby things.
00:23Yeah.
00:24All these cute little babies.
00:25Yeah.
00:26I'm thinking of cutting my hair really, really short.
00:28Do you reckon?
00:30Huh?
00:33Every evening in Australia.
00:34You know what this is.
00:36Yeah.
00:37TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:39What?
00:40It's so unhinged.
00:41It's crazy.
00:42But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:45I just will never understand this show.
00:47Why is it so dumb?
00:49Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:53Let's go.
00:54Let's go.
00:55I love this show so much.
00:56We are about to meet a whole bunch of weirdos and I cannot wait.
00:59This week we crowned a new Australian idol.
01:03So the finale is Eilish, Gisella and Marshall Hamburger.
01:08I love that they get single names and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
01:12Love Triangle returned with a familiar face.
01:15Mike!
01:16He was on!
01:17MAPS!
01:18MAPS!
01:19MAPS!
01:20He just got back from Turkey obviously.
01:21And the premiere of Mobland had us going...
01:23MAPS!
01:24MAPS!
01:25MAPS!
01:26MAPS!
01:27MAPS!
01:28MAPS!
01:29MAPS!
01:30MAPS!
01:31MAPS!
01:32MAPS!
01:33MAPS!
01:34MAPS!
01:35MAPS!
01:36MAPS!
01:37MAPS!
01:38MAPS!
01:39MAPS!
01:40MAPS!
01:41In Melbourne, Millie's facing a dilemma.
01:43I had a friend ask me, what are you reading at the moment?
01:45I was like, reading.
01:46I'm watching MAPS.
01:47That's...
01:48I've got no time!
01:49Yeah, same.
01:50Because Monday night on 9.
01:52After three life-changing months.
01:55Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:57Australia's biggest social experiment.
02:00Social explosion more than experiment.
02:02Comes to a close.
02:03MAPS!
02:04MAPS!
02:05Let's go MAPS, baby!
02:06Final reunion.
02:07Hello!
02:08Greetings!
02:09Greetings!
02:10The judges are bringing everyone back to tell them what a bad job they did in choosing
02:14the couples.
02:15They're not in love anymore.
02:16They're not in love anymore.
02:18They're not in love anymore.
02:19So we have one successful couple out of 10.
02:22Exactly.
02:23Hang on.
02:24There's also an important update.
02:25Look!
02:26Partner swap!
02:27Oh, that's right.
02:28Jackie and Klink got together.
02:29No!
02:30Yeah.
02:31The golfer's got a birdie, finally.
02:32How does that happen?
02:33Clint invited me down to Tasmania.
02:36And that ain't a euphemism.
02:37He's actually from Tasmania.
02:39Yeah, now I'm moving in with Clint.
02:42You're moving in?
02:43Oh my god, they're deluded and blind.
02:45Hey, I'm Clint.
02:46How are ya?
02:47Well, it has been 12 seasons of MAPS.
02:50And just when we thought...
02:52We couldn't get any worse at our jobs, we brought you lot together.
02:56And for those of you walking away single, it's probably on you.
03:00Thank God that this is over.
03:02Oh!
03:03Because stop stressing for these idiots.
03:05You know what?
03:06I say this every time.
03:07But this was my favourite season of MAPS.
03:09It always makes me sad when this finishes.
03:11Well, don't get too sad.
03:13Because this week, Stan launched a new season of its reality dating show.
03:18Love Triangle!
03:20Oh, great.
03:21This is a freaking MAPS spin-off.
03:23Oh, it's not that similar.
03:25You see, in Love Triangle, each single is matched with two prospective partners.
03:30They pick one to date, but then all three move into a house to live together.
03:34Is it just me?
03:36Or is this the same drone shots they use in MAPS?
03:39Look, this is an exciting new series with its own unique identity.
03:44Mike!
03:45He was on MAPS!
03:46MAPS!
03:47MAPS!
03:48MAPS!
03:49MAPS Season 6.
03:50He just got back from Turkey, obviously.
03:51People remember me as being...
03:53A bit of a dick.
03:54I'm not your therapist.
03:55This isn't therapy.
03:57Mike sucked.
03:59And now he's back.
04:00Dating since MAPS, it's been difficult.
04:03Because everyone knows that you are an absolute tosspot.
04:06The only way for him to date now is to go on a TV show where they force people to date him.
04:11And those two people are...
04:12Melinda from Wollongong.
04:14And Melissa from Sydney.
04:16It's the M&Ms.
04:17And M's.
04:18And Mike gets down to texting.
04:19Oh, Melinda.
04:20Here we go.
04:22Well, hello there, Michael.
04:23Nice to receive your message.
04:25Nice to receive your message.
04:26What, is he talking to an AI chatbot?
04:29So what are you doing right now?
04:31Just got off the top.
04:33God, watching someone text sucks.
04:36If we were doing that, Lee, what would we be doing?
04:38One.
04:39Two.
04:40Three.
04:41So tell me, do you have any interesting hobbies?
04:43God, he's got shocking chat.
04:44This is like texting with your dad.
04:47News revolution I set myself is to squash a watermelon between my thighs.
04:52Oh!
04:54I love this chick.
04:55Next, we head to Sydney to meet another hopeful single.
04:58I'm Chloe.
04:59I'm 27.
05:00Hiya, Chloe.
05:01I identify as bisexual.
05:03Oh!
05:04I wonder if she'd be in a triangle with a guy and a girl.
05:06Well, we won't know at first because...
05:08Chloe has been given only the first initial of her matches' names.
05:13Oh!
05:15It's like the voice.
05:16Turn around for whoever.
05:17You'll know straight away if it's a he or a she by the text, I reckon.
05:20Well, let's find out.
05:22Up first, it's E.
05:23Very nice to hear from you, Chloe.
05:26What do you do for work?
05:27Boring.
05:28See, for blackfellas, it's not what do you do for work, it's...
05:30Who's your mum?
05:31I'm a machine operator and crane driver at a steel manufacturing company.
05:35That is definitely a male.
05:36Well, let's see what B does for work.
05:39Content creator for fashion brands, it's Belinda City.
05:42Well, we're about to find out because Chloe has chosen to go on a date with B.
05:47I wouldn't be meeting someone there.
05:48In the dark.
05:49No.
05:50Surely they could pick somewhere a little bit safer.
05:52Chloe.
05:53It's a girl.
05:54Guess who's on B's name?
05:55Bec.
05:56Bec.
05:57Bec!
05:58Yeah, I know three lesbian Becs.
06:00My middle name's Rebecca.
06:01See, I told you, it's a very common lesbian name.
06:04I'm getting what's called a stem vibe from Bec.
06:07I've never heard that before.
06:08Which is like a mix between a mask and a femme.
06:11See, the lesbians make up all this weird shit.
06:14Do you like feminine girls?
06:15Different from what I'm used to, I normally go for quite masculine.
06:18Uh-oh.
06:19I'm obviously not masculine.
06:21You'll be right.
06:22Let's give her a Bunnings voucher.
06:24Hook, line and sinker.
06:25Time for the next date, where Mike has picked Melinda.
06:28So is Melinda the watermelon thigh chick?
06:30Hello.
06:31She's got a couple of watermelons going on.
06:34Oh, hang on.
06:35Oh, they've got an ice cream boat.
06:37Ice cream on the beach?
06:38On the sea?
06:39On the water?
06:40Looks like it.
06:41Since when?
06:42I don't know.
06:43I've never seen that before.
06:44Have you?
06:45Oh, it's probably a real Sydney thing.
06:46I know that beach.
06:47Yeah, see?
06:48I reckon that's Chinaman's Beach.
06:49They don't really call it that these days, do they?
06:51You used to make love on Chinaman's Beach.
06:53Do not.
06:54Alright, too much information.
06:55There you go.
06:56Thank you so much.
06:57That's a good start.
06:58Does she watch maths?
06:59That's the key.
07:00I don't know that Melinda recognised me from maths.
07:02Dude, you're not like that famous.
07:04Brother, you're on maths.
07:06I'm just going to have to let the cat out of the bag.
07:08Oh, you don't.
07:09Oh, don't.
07:10Shut up.
07:11Do I remind you of anyone?
07:12Oh, my God.
07:14What a loser.
07:15He's asking, do you know who I am?
07:17You know who does this when we go out?
07:19Kevin.
07:21A few years ago, I did Married at First Scythe.
07:24Oh.
07:25This is so awkward.
07:26Do you watch that?
07:27Yeah, I've seen it.
07:28I haven't seen Nona though.
07:29OK, we'll...
07:30Pop that balloon.
07:35Something to meet you.
07:36Sorry, they haven't finished their ice cream.
07:38And they're leaving the date.
07:40I'm gonna do a bit of a maths deep dive.
07:43Oh, no.
07:45That's bad for Mike.
07:48Oh, I didn't need another trash dating show in my life.
07:52But at least you don't have to learn new names.
07:54I'm invested only because I want to see Mike's downfall.
07:57I didn't mind that.
07:58I thought, like, you know, it was...
08:00I don't know where they got the triangle from, but...
08:02Oh, my God.
08:03Are you dumb?
08:15Did you know that the colour of your lips
08:17is meant to be the same colour as your nibs?
08:22Welcome to The Project.
08:23Hopefully it's a good news story.
08:24Top Gun and Batman star Val Kilmer
08:27has passed away aged 65.
08:29Oh, no.
08:30Oh, Val Kilmer died.
08:32He was one of Hollywood's biggest stars back in the day.
08:35Val lives behind daughter Mercedes and son Jack.
08:38He had throat cancer and he got pneumonia and died of pneumonia.
08:41My mum is going to be devoured.
08:44Oh.
08:45Tonight the world remembers a Hollywood legend.
08:47Is Val Kilmer famous enough to have a project segment dedicated to him?
08:51Bro, he was Batman.
08:52Bruce Wayne.
08:53I reckon he was the sexiest Batman out of all of them.
08:58Mmm.
08:59Oh, do you remember him in Heat?
09:01Wow, I love that movie.
09:03He was in, like, The Doors in Morrison.
09:05I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived.
09:07Willow!
09:08I don't think I've ever seen it.
09:10You are great.
09:11My goodness.
09:12He's been in so many movies.
09:14Bro, he's big.
09:15Val Kilmer's big, man.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Fair enough.
09:18So many incredible movies.
09:20Name your favourite Val Kilmer movie.
09:22One, two, three.
09:23Top Gun.
09:24He was Iceman in Top Gun.
09:25I think the whole volleyball scene in Top Gun really got her going.
09:30Such a spunk.
09:31This is how I remember him in Top Gun.
09:33Top Gun was really what launched him into the stratosphere, right?
09:36He didn't even want to audition for the role.
09:38His agent forced him to.
09:40Wow.
09:41Imagine not wanting to do Top Gun and not realising that it would kickstart your whole career.
09:45The intensity that he had, I mean, he had fewer than 100 words of dialogue.
09:48Really?
09:49I thought he was in it a lot.
09:50And then he's, like, considered to be, like, a main part of the movie.
09:53Yeah.
09:54And then he says at the end, he's like,
09:55You can be my wingman any time.
09:57And then Maverick's like,
09:58Bullshit.
09:59You can be mine.
10:00See, they don't make films like that anymore.
10:02Don't they?
10:03No.
10:04They made Maverick in 2022.
10:05Yeah.
10:06It was, like, 18 months ago.
10:07One last thing.
10:08He was already sick in that movie.
10:10That's right.
10:11He couldn't really talk towards the end.
10:13Because he was so poorly, he could barely say words because of the throat cancer.
10:18Oh, how sad.
10:19Who's the better pilot?
10:20You or me?
10:21I reckon, in a movie, that was one of the last lines he said.
10:26It was a courageous effort.
10:27Actually, that's a beautiful gift that he's left with us all.
10:30Yeah.
10:31That he did that.
10:32We all surprise the end.
10:34Oh, RIP, they'll kill Ma.
10:36What a legend.
10:38My mum is going to be dev-o'd.
10:40I've got to give her a call, actually.
10:43She'll be, honestly, she'll be proper dev-o'd.
10:45So I took Sarah out to a really nice restaurant the other night.
10:59Wait, wait.
11:00She's Sarah.
11:01Your wife says.
11:02You're Sarah.
11:03How does she get to be Sarah and mine says?
11:05Because she was already Sarah.
11:06We can't change, backdate it.
11:08You seem like...
11:09Get it off your chest.
11:10What else?
11:11Yeah, maybe just don't marry a Sarah next time.
11:12You're already looking at a house down the street to move into.
11:15You've married a Sarah.
11:16What else do you want from me?
11:17You going to call your first son Malik?
11:19I was considering it.
11:20Finally, this week on Seven.
11:23Woo!
11:24It's Australian Idol Finals!
11:26Hooray!
11:27Do you call it a finale or the final?
11:30Finale.
11:31Why?
11:32Showbiz.
11:33Alright, let's put this shit on so we can finish it.
11:34Welcome to the Live Idol Grand Finale.
11:37What the hell is she wearing?
11:38She's coming out foil.
11:39You couldn't put her in the microwave, she would light on fire.
11:42I was going to say she looked a little bit like a roll-up.
11:44Or like an oil slick.
11:46From around Australia, thousands auditioned,
11:49but only three remain.
11:51So the finale is Eilish.
11:53Eilish is my favourite.
11:54Gisella.
11:55For six to three, she's got a great voice.
11:56And Marshall Hamburger.
11:58I love that they get single names and his is too ludicrous
12:01not to mention the whole thing.
12:02Well, our first grand finalist to take to the stage.
12:06Gisella!
12:07Yes!
12:08Alright, come on Gisella.
12:09Can you feel it?
12:12She's got such a strong voice for her age.
12:18Gisella is fantastic.
12:23She's only 16 with this much talent.
12:25She's going places, buddy.
12:26She should represent Australia in Eurovision.
12:31Wow!
12:34Oh my god!
12:36She's fantastic.
12:37Before you know it, she's going to sing Christmas carols
12:39at Carols by Candlelight.
12:41Did you enjoy that?
12:42No, sorry.
12:43I didn't like that.
12:44Thank you so much.
12:45Hey, Gisella's going to win.
12:46She is our Celine Dion.
12:48Oh, shut up and get on to the next song.
12:50Righto.
12:51Let's see what Eilish has to offer.
12:54Good for you, you'll be happy now.
12:56Ah, ah, ah.
12:58You go, little rock star.
13:01She's doing a good job.
13:02She's doing a good job.
13:03I mean, I wouldn't download the song.
13:05Get it, I get it, good.
13:06Eilish, Eilish!
13:08Woo!
13:09Do you reckon she's going to win?
13:10Yeah.
13:11No.
13:12No.
13:13Well, wait a sec, because we've still got this guy.
13:14Now my favourite.
13:15This is Marshall Hamburger.
13:18Hamburger.
13:20Could you imagine if Australia's biggest pop star's name
13:22was Marshall Hamburger?
13:24Well, I heard about the fella you've been dancing with.
13:27Woo!
13:28In the neighbourhood.
13:29Is his last name actually Hamburger?
13:31I'd love that.
13:32His dad must be German.
13:34Yeah, maybe.
13:35Didn't you think I could?
13:37You get the whole package with this guy.
13:39But wouldn't he be called Marshall Frankfurt?
13:41No.
13:42Head over, let me see a shaky tail feather.
13:45Head over, let me see a...
13:47Oh, yeah.
13:48Oh, there's a tail feather.
13:49There's a tail feather.
13:50There it is.
13:51Come on!
13:54Woo!
13:55Give it up for the Berg.
13:57Because they're from Germany.
13:58The Frankfurt.
13:59And there's also Hamburger.
14:01The suburb.
14:02Righto, let's just see who makes it to the top two.
14:05Hamburger.
14:06I think Eilish is indefinitely.
14:08Fingers crossed for Gisella.
14:09I mean, like, they're all great, but I just don't really care.
14:12Eilish!
14:14Woo!
14:15Oh!
14:16Eilish!
14:17Go Eilish!
14:18So she's made her through.
14:19And the second person through is...
14:22I think it's going to be Gisella.
14:23Gisella.
14:24Gisella.
14:25Gisella.
14:26Gisella.
14:27Gisella.
14:28It's got to be Gisella, right?
14:29Marshall!
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh, my God!
14:32Oh!
14:33What?
14:34I'm going to put my money on Gisella, to be honest.
14:36Well, you can't, because she's gone.
14:38Oh, well...
14:39Congratulations, Marshall Hamburger!
14:41You look shocked.
14:42I'm shocked.
14:43I'm shocked.
14:44I'm shocked as well.
14:45So, with the top two being Eilish and Burger Boy...
14:48I tell you what, I wouldn't mind a hamburger.
14:50I wouldn't be able to eat it all, but...
14:51Mmm.
14:52...it's time for a warble-off.
14:53Oh, he's in agony.
14:54He's probably sitting on his left testicle.
14:55Marshall for the win.
14:56Ugh.
14:57Gisella sits on both of them, and she's not there.
14:58Okay.
14:59Well, let's just find out who won.
15:00Come on, Marshall.
15:01Bring it home for Queensland.
15:02Who's your favourite singer, Leon?
15:03I don't know.
15:04I don't know.
15:05I don't know.
15:06I don't know.
15:07The winner...
15:08Is...
15:09Of Australian Idol...
15:10Is...
15:11Is...
15:1220...
15:1325...
15:14Is...
15:15Drumroll.
15:16Sorry, but I haven't watched this for weeks for it not to be Gisella.
15:17We're done here.
15:18Marshall, help me!
15:19Yeah!
15:20It's freaking Marshall!
15:21The burger with the lot.
15:22That's bullshit.
15:23Thank you, Australia.
15:24Don't thank me.
15:25I didn't vote for you.
15:26It looks like someone's mother-in-law.
15:27Well, they're dressed for a funeral.
15:28Look at them.
15:29Yours would be like this, Jared.
15:30Confetti going everywhere.
15:31Big party.
15:32I'll have a guest list.
15:33A random cowboy.
15:34And someone in an ugly dress.
15:35Goodnight, Australia!
15:36Goodnight, Australia!
15:37What are we going to do now?
15:38That's over with Lee.
15:39Have a life.
15:40Have a life.
15:41Have a life.
15:42Over the set, you rich new quiz.
15:43Vote forheres.
15:46Oh, they're dressed for a funeral.
15:47Look at them.
15:48Jonathan Youtube athlete set
15:54Well, it would be like this, Jared.
15:57Competti going everywhere.
15:59Big party, I'll have a guest list.
16:01A random cowboy.
16:02And someone in an ugly dress.
16:03Good night, Australia!
16:04What are we going to do now?
16:05That's over with Lee!
16:06Have a life.
16:07Oh, I can't meditate.
16:15No, too much head noise.
16:16Oh, I close my eyes and then people start doing back flips.
16:19Like right now, I've got a little stick man back flipping
16:22and I keep saying, stop.
16:23That's what I'm saying right now in my head too.
16:26On Wednesday, we checked out Pilot Week on the ABC
16:29where we discovered this new high school comedy.
16:32Irvy went to an all-girls school.
16:34Hey, I went to an all-girls school.
16:36Oh, so did I, sis.
16:38I'm co-ed.
16:39You actually surprised me that you went to a co-ed school.
16:41Why?
16:41Because you didn't figure out how to talk to girls until you were 37.
16:45The show is set in 2010
16:46and follows year 11 student Irvy and younger sister Maya.
16:50You look like the girl in the back.
16:52Is this your story of high school?
16:54My eldest, Urvi, is falling behind in mathematics.
16:57We told you that too.
16:59Please bless her studies so she doesn't fail.
17:02Or worse, becomes a struggling artist.
17:06I remember mum and dad wanted me to be a physio.
17:09You crushed mum's dreams.
17:11You became a dancer and a teacher.
17:14She thinks she's going to be the next Nicole Kidman.
17:16Yeah, and I wanted to be a star.
17:17It's not impossible.
17:19It is impossible.
17:20I forbid you from acting.
17:22I forbid you from acting.
17:24Irvy's sister Maya, however, is acing school, being moved up a grade.
17:28You know what?
17:29That actually looks like our uniform.
17:30This is really taking me back.
17:31I'm not going to lie.
17:32Is it?
17:32Yeah.
17:33You're such a little noob, honestly.
17:34This year, I'm not helping you anymore.
17:36You're on your own.
17:36This was not like my high school experience.
17:39I would not have been caught dead within like five metres of my sister.
17:42That's rude.
17:42Who can I hang out with?
17:43Literally anyone in the Quadmire, take your pick.
17:46That group over there holding a basketball, that's a basketball group.
17:49What group are you in?
17:50I was with the nerds.
17:52I was in the what group?
17:53I was in an all Lebanese group.
17:55Because your whole school was all Lebanese.
17:56That group is toilet blocked because they always sit near the toilet blocks.
17:59There was mole patrols.
18:01Oh, yeah, I forgot about the mole patrols.
18:03You've got your bookworms, you've got your popular girls.
18:05Oh, I think they must have been the popular girls after what they do on that banana.
18:08Who are they?
18:10That is spicy mayo.
18:12Spicy mayo?
18:13You know why they're spicy mayo?
18:14Why?
18:15You can only be their bestie if you're mixed race and hot.
18:17Oh, what?
18:18I could never be in with them because I'm allergic to egg.
18:20Ow!
18:21Hervey, Hervey.
18:23So these are like the mean girls.
18:24This is me at work with my current team.
18:26Hervey's 2010 goals?
18:28Does that say break hymen?
18:30Break hymen?
18:31What's a hymen?
18:31No.
18:32It's the thing that...
18:33No.
18:33Who is that?
18:34That's Hot Ryan, the hottest year 12 at Grogon Boys High.
18:37Hot Ryan.
18:38I think we all went to school with a Hot Ryan.
18:40He's literally famous.
18:41He's not hot anymore.
18:42No, he's not.
18:43He's got a big gut on him and he doesn't do anything.
18:45Are you talking about Kevin or something?
18:47Well, let's meet this heartthrob, as Hot Ryan has been cast as the lead in this year's
18:52musical with the boys' school.
18:54Get your face in the magazine.
18:56Oh!
18:58That's Hot Ryan.
19:00The old flick of Niagara.
19:02I remember that.
19:04Also, Hot Ryan looks like he's in his 30s.
19:06You can't tell me he looks like a high school student.
19:08None of them do.
19:09And Hot Ryan's starring role spurs Irvie into defying her dad and signing up for the musical.
19:15If her dad finds out she's there, mate, she's in big trouble.
19:18And she's not the only one taking chances, as in a bid to join Spicy Mayo, Maya has told
19:23them I actually am adopted.
19:26What?
19:26Half Japanese.
19:28Half Indian.
19:29Arigato!
19:30Are you cereal?
19:32You're Jindian.
19:32A Jindian.
19:33I didn't even know that was a thing.
19:34I've got cousins who are Wagga-origines.
19:36Oh!
19:36What are you doing in fifth period?
19:39She's joining Spicy Mayo.
19:40Just hanging out with the bad crew.
19:42That's not cool, man.
19:44Especially as Spicy Mayo are keen to find someone to torment this year from the school musical
19:49auditions.
19:50I was in the school musical.
19:51Sashay, beauty and...
19:53Okay, I did not do this shit.
19:56My very first musical was The Hunchback of Nostradamus.
19:58And you rung the bell when I, like, quasi-matter, like, trying to ring the bell.
20:01The only thing more embarrassing than being in a musical is auditioning for a musical.
20:07Shut up.
20:08No, it's not.
20:08Which fugly freakazoid's life are we going to ruin this year?
20:11Maya?
20:12Are you spying on me?
20:14Oh.
20:14Isn't that lovely?
20:15Now, Legends, as the guest director, I need to get to know you.
20:19So, write down something about yourselves that I might not know and hand the paper to
20:23me.
20:24Not her diary.
20:26I have an idea.
20:27Oh, she's going to expose her for having a crush on Hot Ryan.
20:31Camera lights action, baby.
20:35This year, Irvi's goals are to have Hot Ryan break my hymen.
20:40Oh, no.
20:43What's a hymen?
20:44Somebody explain to him.
20:45I'm not explaining that.
20:47You know what?
20:48I can't change who I am.
20:51I can't change what I love.
20:55Man, high school's tough.
20:57Listen, judges always love a sob story.
20:59She's in.
20:59What you said on stage, I really felt that.
21:02Maybe she did get the part.
21:03She's getting the lead.
21:05Not quite.
21:06Strumpet number seven.
21:07Yeah, baby.
21:08Strumpet number seven.
21:09Anything number seven isn't great.
21:11So true.
21:12Yes!
21:13Oh.
21:14She's stoked.
21:15That was like Westy when she got into the cricket team in school.
21:17Yes!
21:18Can you pledge shit?
21:22I actually loved that.
21:24It was cheesy but funny.
21:25I mean, once you got past the fact that they were fully grown adults playing high school
21:29students, not too bad.
21:31You could have got a role on that show.
21:32Oh.
21:34Teenager number three.
21:35Can I be the first one to say ew?
21:53Ew.
21:54Since when did you say ew?
21:55Finally hit the stage where his parents having a kiss is disgusting.
22:00Okay, another kiss.
22:01Welcome to the club, brother.
22:04Primetime on SBS is a show all about transport infrastructure.
22:09Sydney is on a mission.
22:11Sydney has the worst infrastructure I've ever seen in my life.
22:16Congested roads.
22:17Roads are just useless.
22:18Traffic congestion.
22:19The traffic is disgusting.
22:21Well, there's some good things about Sydney.
22:23The Harbour Bridge.
22:24There's too much water around.
22:26And beautiful beaches.
22:28Bondi Beach stinks.
22:30Alright, we get it.
22:31You're from Melbourne.
22:32But Sydney has tried to fix those problems with a massive infrastructure project.
22:37By building a new state-of-the-art metro system.
22:40Yes!
22:41Sick.
22:42Jeez, this is exciting.
22:43I'm sold.
22:44I love rail.
22:48Sydney's super tunnel.
22:49Love it.
22:50Wow.
22:50Isn't that what you were when you went down to Mardi Gras?
22:53A super tunnel?
22:54Been known by many names.
22:55The new city line will dive 40 metres under the surface of Sydney Harbour.
23:00A tunnel's underwater?
23:02For the first time in Australia.
23:04A specialised type of tunnel boring machine.
23:07Boring is right.
23:08Don't you ever wonder how things are made?
23:10No.
23:11Or TBM is being used.
23:13We now have a TV show about digging a hole.
23:16Love it.
23:17Dale Kerrigan would be so pumped with this.
23:19Yeah.
23:19Called a slurry machine.
23:21Called a slurry machine?
23:22That sounds like something I've been called a few times.
23:24Don't call her that.
23:25Bore through the mud and sediment 40 metres under the surface.
23:29Oh!
23:30Who cares?
23:32Just enjoy technology and the advancement of humanity.
23:36No.
23:36You should have been an engineer, Kevin.
23:38I can't spell engineer.
23:40It's a big puzzle and very challenging.
23:43The show explores the technical challenges engineers have when digging a hole, such as...
23:48The way they're digging, there's going to be so many tunnels.
23:52Is there any earth anymore?
23:53Don't worry, they won't dig up the whole earth.
23:56Oh my God, they're going to create a black hole.
23:59A black hole from a train track.
24:01Just relax.
24:02They're actually worried about moving the big drill machine around.
24:05Whoa.
24:06Some tricky but necessary manoeuvres needed to be performed.
24:10Okay, we have five hours now.
24:12The road is closed.
24:13Need to get the TBM across the road.
24:14See, this is what annoys me.
24:17Detour.
24:17Road closed.
24:19We're carefully transported across a busy road.
24:22You walk past road works, there's 20 dudes doing nothing.
24:25Nothing.
24:26Just standing there.
24:27Wait till you see inside.
24:28With the station box ready, just in time.
24:31Look, but they're not doing anything.
24:32A large crowd has gathered.
24:34Guy's got his phone out.
24:35They're waiting for the slurry machine.
24:38How beautiful is she?
24:40Who's she?
24:41We're referring to the machine as a she because she's beautiful.
24:44What's her name?
24:45Something the slurry.
24:46Sarah.
24:47No, don't say Sarah.
24:50It's been named Kathleen.
24:52Call her Kathleen.
24:53Oh, the machine does have a name.
24:54Yeah.
24:54Kathleen.
24:56Why is it not a bloke's name?
24:57It's a very big thing.
24:58Are they saying most Kathleen's a fact?
25:00Kathleen finally broke through underground.
25:02Oh, here we go.
25:03Big Bertha.
25:04Here she comes.
25:04Answer.
25:05Answer.
25:06Answer.
25:08Answer, Kathleen.
25:11Sick.
25:12Look at that.
25:12Whoa.
25:14How amazing is that?
25:16Do you know who loves this show?
25:17Blokes.
25:18That's cool as.
25:20Do you know who doesn't love this show?
25:21Me.
25:22Kathleen isn't the only slurry.
25:24TBM Wendy.
25:25Wendy.
25:26Is Kathleen on Matt Lee?
25:27Probably.
25:28TBM Wendy.
25:29Come on, Wendy.
25:30Burst through into the light.
25:34Boom.
25:35Sick.
25:36Wow.
25:37There's a lot of nerds out there that love this.
25:39Dude, I love this.
25:40I'm loving this.
25:41Love it.
25:41Okay, you just hop on the train and you go, shh, and you're gone.
25:44Yeah, but I don't care.
25:45You've got to see, okay, how did they make this?
25:47I don't care.
25:47And this is how you see them, with the big drill thing.
25:49I don't care how the train, let's put the train there and I'll get on it.
25:52They've got to build a train station under a train station.
26:04That's right, while Central is still active.
26:07So it's now very important to move quickly.
26:12Oh, look, but they're not doing anything.
26:14They've got 48 hours.
26:15They're doing shit.
26:16With so much to play for, they're racing time.
26:20One dude working.
26:22They're making sure everything's safe.
26:24The narrow work areas only allow one operation at a time.
26:28I've got to get off this.
26:29I'm just...
26:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:30You've got tunnel vision.
26:32You've got tunnel vision.
26:33The ballast trucks dump the last load, and the tamping machine settles the ballast.
26:39Tampon machine?
26:39A tampon machine.
26:41Really?
26:42What's going on there?
26:43Maybe to sweep up all the oil, I don't know.
26:46And that's what you call a big weekend.
26:50That was unreal.
26:51That was one of the coolest shows I've seen.
26:53I'd like it if I couldn't sleep.
26:55No.
26:56And I'd put it on, because I'd be out like a lie.
26:59Have you been on the Metro yet?
27:01No, it hasn't opened.
27:02It has opened, bro.
27:03No, it's not open.
27:04People are catching it every day, bro.
27:06Yeah, but not the ones I want to jump on.
27:09Standard.
27:10Standard.
27:10It hasn't arrived at Bengtstown, so it doesn't exist yet.
27:28Have I ever told you that I went to Guy Sebastian's concert at the Palais Theatre in St. Kilda?
27:34Never.
27:36I'm going to the Palais tomorrow night.
27:37Who have you seen?
27:37The Angels.
27:39Yeah, Bogan.
27:39Am I ever going to see your face again?
27:43No way!
27:44What if we told you there was a treasure chest somewhere in the mountains north of Santa Fe?
27:49Wait, what?
27:50Treasure.
27:50No way.
27:51Yes way, because this week we dived into a new doco series that charts a real-life treasure
27:57hunt in the U.S.
27:59Golden Green, the hunt for Finn's treasure.
28:03So it's a modern-day treasure hunt?
28:04Yeah, but it's now a Netflix doco, which means something bad has happened.
28:07Let's not get ahead of ourselves and find out about the fellow who buried the treasure,
28:12Forrest Fenn.
28:13Who's Forrest Fenn?
28:14A millionaire art dealer who wrote a memoir.
28:17Okay.
28:18He said, nobody's going to want to read this book about me, so I put something in there
28:22that will make people buy it.
28:24What's that?
28:24Well, Forrest had buried a treasure chest with $3 million worth of jewels in the Rocky
28:29Mountains.
28:30$3 million in jewels.
28:33Wow.
28:33Where's the treasure?
28:34In my book there's a poem.
28:36A poem.
28:36And there are nine clues in the poem.
28:38Clues hidden in the poem.
28:40And anyone can go and find it.
28:41First one to it can have it.
28:43Oh, wow.
28:44So people need to buy the book to find the treasure.
28:46That is the smartest viral marketing ever.
28:50The book took off.
28:52The treasure hunters took off.
28:54Can you imagine the type of people that are going for this?
28:56Let's meet some of them, shall we?
28:59Grew up in Trailer Park, never seen nothing really.
29:02We're rednecks.
29:03I believe that.
29:05They're not stupid rednecks.
29:06They're rednecks, not dumb.
29:08Hard to believe.
29:09They read the poem to me.
29:11Surprised they could read the poem.
29:12Turns out they could.
29:13And inspired by the clues, they hit the road.
29:16We're coming, Mr Finn.
29:17We're coming.
29:18Would you go on the hunt?
29:20Yes!
29:20Oh, heck yes.
29:21I would do it.
29:22No chance.
29:23Yee-haw!
29:23Imagine you're out there looking for treasure
29:25and you run into the three hearse boys.
29:27You think, that's it.
29:28I'm being murdered.
29:30All right, let's see in which remote part of the US
29:32these treasure hunters end up
29:34by following the poem's first clue.
29:37Begin it where warm water's hot
29:38and take it in the canyon down.
29:40What?
29:41Where does that warm water stop?
29:42I don't know.
29:43Like a spring, like a natural warm spring?
29:46A river system?
29:47It could be where people, like, piss a lot,
29:49so maybe a public toilet.
29:50Chad, I highly doubt it's a public toilet
29:53in the mountains.
29:54Okay, let's see if other hunters have better ideas.
29:58Is my voice still okay?
30:00Cynthia Meacham.
30:01Crazy treasure hunter.
30:02The first clue to the poem was,
30:04begin it where warm waters halt.
30:06So I always started with a hot spring.
30:09Clever.
30:09Hello, I told you.
30:11A hot spring.
30:12It wasn't too much longer
30:13that I discovered San Antonio hot springs on the map.
30:17You don't have to touch it.
30:18We know it's hot.
30:19It's got steam.
30:19Oh.
30:20But the Hursts have other thoughts
30:22on how to crack the code.
30:24Here we go.
30:25Genius is back on the case.
30:26How else can I nail this down?
30:28And then that's when I found out about the synonyms.
30:29Oh, wow.
30:30Maybe he is smarter than we thought.
30:32Where equals lower.
30:34What?
30:35What?
30:36In what language does it equal that?
30:38So they're synonyms.
30:39How?
30:40Mate, he's still learning what a synonym is.
30:42Give the guy a break.
30:43See what I'm saying?
30:43No.
30:44I'm positive we were on the right track.
30:46Wait, so the boys think they're in Wyoming.
30:47She thinks it's in New Mexico.
30:49They're literally searching in two different states.
30:52I love how they all interpretate the poem and clues
30:55very differently.
30:56I love that you used interpretate.
30:58That's not a word.
30:59It's not.
31:00So let's see how another treasure hunter...
31:02Justin Posey.
31:03..is tackling how to find the boozy.
31:06Most dogs can detect different precious metals.
31:08Six-plus feet down.
31:10Wow.
31:11I could train Tucker.
31:13A dog that can sniff out gold.
31:15That's smart.
31:16You don't do anything cool.
31:17So now that we have the secret weapon,
31:19the next question was...
31:21Where's the gold?
31:22Okay, so we've all started in different spots.
31:24Someone's got to be wrong.
31:25Yeah, but we've got a guy using a dog to sniff out gold.
31:28The other guys are turning the word wear into lower.
31:31The third clue was not too far, but too far to walk.
31:34Guess what?
31:34Oh, this is going to be good.
31:36It's a marathon.
31:37What?
31:38Marathon.
31:38Too far to walk, you know?
31:40You've got to run.
31:41What?
31:42I love listening to their reasoning.
31:43Any smarter people have some theories?
31:46Yeah, do you know who's busy?
31:49Do you want to know who he's biggest in?
31:53Wow, look at that.
31:56You've got no chance finding this treasure.
31:57Okay.
31:57Maybe another clue will help.
31:59Okay, from here, it's no place for the meek.
32:01What's that mean?
32:02It's like you've got to be brave.
32:03What's that animal up there?
32:05Is that a bear?
32:05Oh, shit.
32:06It's a bear.
32:07This is how people die.
32:10The treasure hunter who disappeared several months ago has been found dead.
32:13Oh, God.
32:14Someone died looking for it.
32:16I told you, you can't just be walking around in the middle of nowhere in America.
32:19People started questioning, Forrest, why don't you call off the hunt?
32:22Now that it was a matter of life and death.
32:24Why should he stop the treasure hunt because someone lost his life?
32:26These are grown adults with fully developed brains doing this.
32:29Are you sure?
32:32But despite the fatality, even more people joined the hunt.
32:35300,000 treasure hunters.
32:37What?
32:37It went crazy.
32:39Oh.
32:40I just crashed.
32:41Oh.
32:42This is insane.
32:42I was not stopping until I found the treasure.
32:45Oh.
32:46I'm guessing that the three boys living in the trailer park didn't win the $3 million.
32:51Are you serious?
32:52We want to know who won.
32:54Two episodes to go.
32:55Let's go.
32:56I'm not waiting for another show.
32:57Don't ruin it.
32:58I want to look it up.
32:59Don't you look it up.
33:00We're going to watch another episode now.
33:16Oh, big boy.
33:17I'm coming in.
33:19Oh, yeah.
33:20Oh, yeah.
33:21Yeah.
33:21There it is.
33:22Push hard.
33:23Oh.
33:23Oh, Mary.
33:25What did you do to it anyway?
33:26Well, you know, I signed up to the gym at the start of the year.
33:29Yep.
33:29I finally went and I cooked my back.
33:31Oh, no.
33:33What the hell?
33:34I don't know.
33:35It was a gun.
33:36You're making it worse.
33:37It's not that kind of animal show.
33:48This is set in a zoo.
33:50I wonder how many animals in the zoo I've eaten.
33:52All right.
33:53Settle down.
33:54Everyone's excited.
33:55Secrets of the zoo.
33:56Secrets of the zoo.
33:58Secrets of the zoo.
33:59Yes, that's what the show's called.
34:02And the zoo revealing its secrets to us is in Columbus in America.
34:06Ostriches will be ostriches.
34:08Ostrich steaks are delicious.
34:10Enough.
34:10The war is our middle-aged male ostrich.
34:14Today, he's getting his annual shots.
34:15He's getting a what shot?
34:16His annual shots.
34:17I thought he said an anal shot.
34:20There's no one who's looking nervous.
34:21He's going to kick and fight and it's going to get nasty.
34:24I want this to kick off.
34:25Dad.
34:27Good boy.
34:28All right, so we're going to try to lift this up.
34:30Oh, no.
34:31Oh, no.
34:32Wow.
34:32Ooh.
34:33Priscilla.
34:35No, she's stuck herself.
34:36She's stuck herself with a needle.
34:38I see Priscilla goes down.
34:40My goal is to make sure she's OK.
34:42There'll be a new needle for you.
34:44New needle.
34:44These guys look like they read instructions on how to give an ostrich a vaccine on T-Moon.
34:51Hopefully, they'll have better luck with this.
34:53Rhinosaurus.
34:54A truly majestic creature that...
34:56Oh, my gosh.
34:59That was a rhino fart.
35:00I've honestly never heard one that loud.
35:02Oh, my gosh.
35:04We've had some suspicions lately that Sonia could be pregnant.
35:07Surely, they would know if she's pregnant or not.
35:09Surely, they knew that when they were going for it.
35:11The whole zoo would have heard her.
35:13Open.
35:13He wants to check if she's pregnant.
35:15That's a wrong end.
35:16Does he know that?
35:16He's supposed to be a vet.
35:17I'm having Dr. Priscilla come down to do an ultrasound.
35:20If she's pregnant, who's the dad?
35:21Hopefully, it's another rhino.
35:23Oh, jeez.
35:24Hope the ultrasound doesn't come back looking like one of the zookeepers.
35:27And she's going out to pasture next week, right?
35:29Wait, they're putting her down?
35:30No, they're putting her in a literal pasture.
35:33She's going to be going out to pasture this morning.
35:35Take her there to pasture.
35:36Take her there to where, Keith?
35:38Pasture.
35:39Pasture.
35:40Yeah, not pasta.
35:40P-A-S-T-U-R-E.
35:41Pasture.
35:43They might be going to get pasta.
35:44She might be hungry.
35:45All right, next animal.
35:46Hey, guys.
35:47I love the goats.
35:48They're my favourite animal.
35:49The goat.
35:52That's the one.
35:53My God.
35:54This is a petting zoo.
35:55We're at a fate.
35:56We quickly get through examining the rest of the goats.
35:58If you went to a zoo and you saw a goat, all right, mate.
36:01That's shit.
36:02You're a little bit too snobby for the zoo.
36:05Kiko is a sweet goat.
36:06She's one of my favourites.
36:07I'm convinced goats are Lebanese.
36:09Why?
36:10They look like they've come from, like, the Middle East originally.
36:15Oh.
36:15We do have a few that are a little feisty.
36:19Oh, my God.
36:20No.
36:21Goats were first domesticated in the Fertile Crescent region in the Middle East.
36:26You're, like, fourth cousins, probably.
36:28Today, we're taking Kiko, our 12-year-old goat, in for another CT scan.
36:35We're doing a CT scan on a goat.
36:37I don't know if anything that goes in a shoe gets a CT scan.
36:40So her heart rate just picked up a lot.
36:42I can't get this sort of medical service.
36:44Four mils, Proposol.
36:45Takes me two days to get into the GP.
36:47All cleared.
36:48Another three weeks to get in with the specialist.
36:50We should have been goats.
36:51We finish up the CT and Kiko's doing great.
36:53Oh, animals look so sad when they're knocked out.
36:56I hope this is nothing serious.
36:57Her transporting a goat from the hospital back down to the barn.
37:00Aw, he's okay.
37:02Katie, she's down on her side.
37:04Okay, she okay?
37:05Oh, she!
37:06Gang cardiac arrest at this point.
37:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
37:11Oh, my God.
37:13Lower the table.
37:14Kiko, Kiko!
37:16Get oxygen flow by while we're...
37:18Hold that up.
37:21Oh!
37:23Stop for a second.
37:25Do we have any heartbeat?
37:26Nothing.
37:28Oh!
37:31Come on!
37:33No, guys, she...
37:34We're done.
37:35We're done?
37:36Oh, my God.
37:37Oh!
37:38Oh!
37:39What's happened?
37:40She did.
37:40Oh!
37:42We're, like, almost back to the barn.
37:43She just let out one vocalization and collapsed.
37:47Oh, they care so much.
37:49Ah!
37:49See, it's more than a job to them.
37:54Rest in peace, my friend.
38:09It can happen in that quick of a moment.
38:14I suppose it'd be bad to say, you know, now.
38:19To be put on a suvla.
38:22No, don't.
38:23No.
38:24I like that, sure.
38:26I love nature docos.
38:29I'm so sad we lost the goat.
38:30We went to, like, a petting zoo and they have goats there behind a fence
38:36because, like, they just ram into the kids and then Malik got knocked over.
38:40Really?
38:41Goats are arseholes.
38:42They ram you.
38:43I told you they're never nice.
38:44Are you a 12-year-old kid at recess?
39:09Yes.
39:09For why?
39:11This week, Paramount Plus debuted a new English crime drama.
39:16We're here to find a solution.
39:18We have to find a way forward.
39:19Oh, this is Tom Hardy.
39:21I appreciate the relationship between the Dohans and the Lazarus goes back more than three decades.
39:26Oh, my God, the gays go mad for him.
39:29Really?
39:30They sure do.
39:31And in this show, Tom Hardy plays Harry D'Souza, a fixer trying to broker peace between two rival gangs.
39:38When Tom Hardy's in it, you know it's going to be good.
39:40When Tom Hardy's in it, you know you're going to need subtitles.
39:42I'm a body language expert here, and I reckon these two don't love each other.
39:49Hold that up.
39:50Why are we holding a thought?
39:51Because Harry needs orders from Conrad Harrigan.
39:54Let's call him the Godfather.
39:56That's the big boss.
40:00Where are we?
40:01Hey!
40:01Pierce Brosnan?
40:03James Bond?
40:04007.
40:05Mamma Mia!
40:06It's always the same.
40:07In any orchard, you plant the trees.
40:09The trees grow tall, and sooner or later, the apples start to rot.
40:13And that, Harry, my son, is pruning time.
40:16I feel like all these mob bosses have such beautiful metaphors.
40:19Right.
40:20Change your plan.
40:22Oh!
40:24Motherf...
40:25Yep, he pruned them.
40:28It's no Mamma Mia, is it?
40:31Mobland.
40:32I want to see you alone, I want to...
40:33Oh, Helen Mirren's in it, too!
40:35Oh, my God.
40:36That's British acting royalty.
40:37Why, she'd be actress.
40:38Is she a big actress?
40:40I can't...I can't even.
40:41I can't even.
40:42Just...
40:42I just want to talk about a clown who was a...
40:43Guy Ritchie directs it!
40:45My favourite director in the world.
40:47Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.
40:49This is gonna be sick!
40:51The real story revolves around...
40:53The taxi!
40:54Got these lads on a night out.
40:56Eddie and Tommy are the heirs of two rival crime families,
41:00so they really shouldn't be hanging out.
41:02Oh, it's kind of like Romeo and Juliet.
41:04Hmm, more like Romeo and Romeo.
41:05No, come on!
41:07You know, like, this is never gonna end well.
41:16Oh!
41:16Oh!
41:17Oh!
41:17It's that, then.
41:20Jesus, Eddie.
41:21Holy shit.
41:23Bit of a psycho.
41:25You gotta get out of there quick.
41:27Hey!
41:27Oh, my God.
41:30It's always some rich, spoiled brat that causes all the problems.
41:35Always.
41:35Tommy, where'd you get off to?
41:37Here.
41:38All right, don't shit yourself.
41:39He lodged it, put his hand in his back pocket.
41:42Of course he was gonna get some.
41:43Oh, my God.
41:44This guy's gotta get them all arrested.
41:46It may be worse than that,
41:47because the next morning,
41:48Eddie's dad gets a phone call
41:50from rival mob boss, Richie Stevenson.
41:53Richie?
41:53Oh, Tommy was out with your Eddie last night,
41:56and he hasn't come home.
41:57Oh, shit!
41:58The two sons from the rival mob bosses
42:01were out together,
42:02and now one hasn't come home.
42:03So what's Eddie done with Tommy?
42:05If my Tommy ain't home by today,
42:07I'm coming up here with you, love.
42:09And I'm gonna start with you.
42:11Oh, shit.
42:12It's always the kids causing trouble.
42:14Yeah.
42:15And guess whose job it is to fix it?
42:17All right, mate.
42:18Just as Harry finishes one problem,
42:20he's got a whole nother problem.
42:21Wake up.
42:22Eddie.
42:24It's Harry.
42:25What have you done, Eddie?
42:26All right, you get one go at this, yeah?
42:27Tell me the truth.
42:29Were you with Tommy Stevenson last night?
42:32No, obviously not.
42:34Porky.
42:35He's acting like a spoiled brat.
42:37Make sure that Eddie does not leave that house, all right?
42:40Eddie's killed Tommy for sure.
42:42Well, he was on a bit of a stabbing spree last night.
42:44This little prick, he's just kicked it all off.
42:47To prevent an all-out mob war,
42:49Harry meets with Tommy's dad...
42:51There he is.
42:51Oh, shit.
42:51That's the big boss man.
42:52..to either calm him down or take him out.
42:56Oh, the old...
42:56Sniper.
42:57With a silencer through the hole in the van.
42:59The last time I saw a hole in a van...
43:02Hmm.
43:02Different sort of van, I think.
43:03Different sort of hole.
43:05Where's Eddie?
43:05I need to see Eddie Aragon.
43:07I need to hear from his own mouth, face to face,
43:09whether he was with my boy last night.
43:11Come on, Richie, you know that you can't just summon
43:14the governor's grandson like that.
43:17I say give up Eddie and save the war.
43:19Yeah, but the mob boss is not going to give up his own son.
43:22So Harry calls Godfather Conrad for orders.
43:25Where are we?
43:27Yeah, Eddie's lying.
43:28If Tommy's gone, there's going to be a war.
43:30We can do Richie now.
43:32It's your call.
43:36Oh, here I come.
43:38He's making his way to the car now.
43:40What's he going to do?
43:41What's he going to do?
43:42Where is he now?
43:43There's Helen Mirren.
43:45How's she feeling in the picture?
43:46Probably his wife.
43:47Harry's got Richie Stevens in the crosshairs.
43:49It's about 10 seconds I'm getting in this vehicle.
43:51Nine.
43:53Eight.
43:53If we're going to do this, we'd better get a move on.
43:55Seven.
43:57Six.
43:59About three seconds, Conrad.
44:04Stick.
44:05Stick.
44:06Stick.
44:06Stick.
44:06What does that mean?
44:09Don't shoot.
44:10Oh.
44:11Wow.
44:13Wrong place, wrong time.
44:14Helen Mirren's the boss, I reckon.
44:16She's the real mastermind.
44:18And don't you want to be there when Richie gets done?
44:21Oh, she didn't want her husband to miss out on the drama.
44:24That is a good wife.
44:26And a lighter.
44:28She's gangster.
44:29She's gangster.
44:30I'm telling you.
44:31Mate.
44:35Mate, that was star-studded.
44:36Top shelf TV.
44:52So my wife was cutting my hair last night.
44:54And there's one thing you don't want to hear when she's cutting your hair.
44:56She's chopping away at the back and she goes,
44:58Oh, oh, it's okay.
45:01You wear a hat a lot anyway.
45:03I don't know what she did back there, but it was an uh-oh.
45:05Oh, Jesus.
45:07This week, we watched a Netflix documentary about...
45:12Ned Brockman.
45:14Oh, yeah, I've heard about this guy.
45:16The man with a mullet on a mission.
45:18Who ran from Perth to Bondi.
45:22Run.
45:23I don't know a lot about Ned Brockman and his story.
45:25When I came to Sydney, I saw the amount of homeless people on the street.
45:29He would tell me,
45:30Okay, I know exactly what I want to do.
45:32I'm going to raise some money for homelessness.
45:33A bogan with a heart.
45:35Get it done, Ned Brockman.
45:36Let's go.
45:36He said to me,
45:38I'm going to run across Australia.
45:39Jesus.
45:40I wouldn't drive across Australia, let alone run it.
45:43Google would have just been going,
45:44Are you sure?
45:464,000 kilometres,
45:48$1 million going towards charity.
45:51So 100 kilometres,
45:53an ultra marathon a day.
45:55People think I know all about everything when it comes to running.
45:58I've got no idea.
45:59So he had no idea how he was going to do it.
46:01He just thought,
46:01I'll just start to run.
46:02Day one.
46:04Nice out here.
46:05I love his energy.
46:06Everything was just like where I was meant to be.
46:09Look at that mullet bounce.
46:10Love the mullet.
46:11It's pretty iconic.
46:12Is there someone with him?
46:13They reckon,
46:14Don't let your friends or your family crew you.
46:17I essentially picked my mum and my dad.
46:19He chose his mum to be his support person.
46:21We were green.
46:22So green.
46:23Nobody had worked out elevation.
46:25He said to me,
46:26I thought Australia was flat.
46:29Oh, I love him.
46:30I thought Australia was flat.
46:32Hills for days, baby.
46:34Woo!
46:34I love this guy, man.
46:36He could be the most Aussie guy who's ever Aussied.
46:38The average Aussie fell in love gradually as Ned went across the country.
46:42Got some cash oil in red.
46:44Go donate.
46:45If you haven't donated, please go follow the link.
46:48I'll pull one up here.
46:49Word spread.
46:50Oh, you've got to follow this guy.
46:51But as the donations grew, Ned's body started to fail.
46:56He's limping though.
46:57The toll this would have taken on his body.
46:59The first injury was the knees.
47:01He had a pretty severe Achilles tendinopathy as well.
47:04Oh my God.
47:05Bilateral hips, tearing one of his gluteal tendons.
47:08God, can you imagine?
47:09It would have been quicker to go through the injuries he didn't have.
47:11He's had a really sore toe and the maggots ate the infection.
47:14Oh!
47:16What is he, dead?
47:17In that moment, I remember just being like, how do we get through this?
47:21He's just in agony.
47:22I cannot sleep.
47:23I've rolled and tossed and turned and I'm in so much pain.
47:28He's breaking down.
47:29Oh, imagine mum listening to this.
47:32I want to run.
47:33I'm a gamer.
47:34My body right now is not letting me.
47:36Can you just quit at this point?
47:38No, he's only got plan A.
47:40If you just get out to the next day, get to the pink line and take another step.
47:44Surely, surely it'll hold on.
47:48Let's go!
47:50Yeah!
47:51He's got more than one screw loose.
47:52Oh, if you grabbed him and shook him, he'd sound like a toolbox.
47:55Now he's starting to get some serious followers.
48:00By the time he hit Victoria, it was like...
48:02It was national.
48:03Full viral.
48:04And then it spread to Jimmy Barnes.
48:05You might be part madman, but you're an absolute legend.
48:10Barnsie!
48:11Catch a plane back.
48:13Albanese, he got in on it.
48:14You doing this, that commends my respect.
48:16Adesanya, that's his hero.
48:17That would have given him such a boost.
48:20That's where there was the honking and the people pulling over and the signs on the road.
48:25See, that's the thing.
48:26As the run went on, more people started to follow his story.
48:29I remember following this on social media every day.
48:31You'd wake up and look at where Ned was.
48:34Today, the final stretch from Campbelltown to Bondi Beach.
48:38We're coming home, baby!
48:41The 23-year-old Sparky receiving a rock star reception.
48:44Mate, this is not New Year's Day at Bondi.
48:46This is not your regular Bondi Australia Day.
48:48This is Ned Brockman turning up.
48:51It was just incredible to see the crowd engulfed behind him.
48:54I do remember seeing this on the news.
48:56I was going to fly to Sydney just to go to this.
48:58Were you?
48:58I got so wrapped up in it, yep.
48:59It took 47 days and nearly 4,000 kilometres,
49:03but Ned Brockman has completed his epic cross-country run.
49:07Yes, Ned!
49:09What a freaking legend.
49:12Whatever money he raised, he's deserved it.
49:15How much?
49:16To raise 2.6 million.
49:172.6?
49:19Oh, good on him.
49:20Well done, Ned.
49:22At the end of the day, how could you be more proud?
49:24What a moment.
49:25I'm all goosed up, man.
49:27It's just like, what an achievement.
49:29God is my witness.
49:31Told you I was stacking.
49:32Get riches.
49:33Wow, that was an awesome show, yeah?
49:35That's so inspiring.
49:36I want to go do something for people right now.
49:39I want to do something.
49:40What are you going to do to help me?
49:41I'll buy you a ticket to Turkey to get a hair transplant.
49:44That's rude.
49:45But I'll still take it.
49:51But I'll still take it.