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Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 43 - Friday 11th April 2025
Coronation Street Season 66 Episode 43
Coronation Street S66E43
Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 43 - Friday 11th April 2025
Coronation Street Season 66 Episode 43
Coronation Street S66E43
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00:00My concern is that the body of your symptoms
00:29might indicate the early onset of dementia.
00:37Go back to her.
00:38Oh, what are you doing here?
00:42Hello, darling.
00:44I'm sure we're surprised you're taking an old lady to the shops.
00:47What were you looking at?
00:48What?
00:49Yeah, her face.
00:51Oh, yeah, um, I just got this message from Abby.
00:55That's weird.
00:56I'm guessing she sent you that by mistake.
00:59Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
01:02Well, um, I best get that.
01:04Oh, before you run off, I've, uh, got a little surprise for you.
01:08OK.
01:11Quickies.
01:12Oh, I like it.
01:16You're welcome.
01:16See ya.
01:18See ya.
01:24I'm, uh, I'm just gonna pop out for a minute.
01:29Yeah, no worries.
01:31I'll check now.
01:33Right, right.
01:33What are you talking about?
01:35What are you talking about?
01:35You're just a stupid woman I sent in to you.
01:38Are those anti-sickness meds not working at all?
01:40I've not noticed, did I?
01:42Then tell me so I can get some more.
01:45I'm telling you now.
01:48Have you kept anything down?
01:49Can we not talk about this now?
01:51We have to.
01:53No, all right.
01:55I feel rotten.
01:56I feel sick and hungry at the same time and...
02:00There's no way I can go get him, Jack.
02:04There's something else which is ruined.
02:06You know what?
02:06It's all right.
02:07We'll postpone it.
02:07I'll sort it.
02:08Oh.
02:09Give me a loan.
02:12Right, OK.
02:13So I'll go pick up the meds and it's Friday,
02:16which means it's chicken noodle soup day, Royce.
02:18Let's try that, yeah?
02:20Yeah.
02:21Right.
02:24Oh, hi, Ty.
02:26Yeah, a change of plan.
02:26I need you to come in.
02:32Ow.
02:33I mean, I can't.
02:35Listen, the girls are off school.
02:36I've told you.
02:37And Dorian's not even got a notion.
02:38Honestly, can you keep it down?
02:40You can hear your dad's on the phone.
02:41What's with the balloons, eh?
02:42But why can't you chase him?
02:44Why have I got to chase him?
02:45Well, there's no need for that, is there?
02:47Look, I've told you, I can't come in today.
02:48Not on a...
02:49I can't be swapping my shifts again.
02:50No, of course she can't.
02:51You hear that?
02:51She can't swap her shifts again.
02:52So, listen, maybe we're just going to have to cancel
02:54the sweet enough contract.
02:56But what else are we supposed to do?
02:57I can maybe talk to Carla again, maybe.
02:59Right, hang on, just give me two seconds.
03:00Fizzy's trying to talk to me.
03:01I'll see if I can go in late
03:03and then I'll have Dorian this morning.
03:04Well, I can look after him.
03:05I'm on the girls if you want.
03:07Erm, wait.
03:08It's a bit all over the place
03:09cos he's missing his mum, you know, isn't it?
03:11He barely slapped last night.
03:12Yeah, he looks well cut up to me.
03:14Come on, stop it.
03:15No, we just want to make sure
03:16that one of us is, like, with him all the time, don't we?
03:18Yeah.
03:19I can look after the girls, Sal.
03:21I didn't mean yet to you.
03:22Just give me two seconds.
03:23I'm trying to sort of something...
03:25Charming.
03:25Oh, come on.
03:27Come on, I know I've got a lot of making up to do,
03:28but I can take them into town.
03:30OK, OK, yeah.
03:33No mean OK to you?
03:34Yeah, I can come in.
03:36Right.
03:37Yeah, all right.
03:38Yeah, she says thank you very much, Fizz.
03:39Thank you, Cassie.
03:40And she's swearing at B standard.
03:42Right, tell me this part number then.
03:44What is it you're missing?
03:44I'll get it.
03:45Ow!
03:51You've got to be joking.
03:53I've literally just fixed this screen.
03:55Are you damaged?
03:56Eh, eh, only to me dignity, Roy.
04:02Erm, can I please get two chicken and a soup sick away?
04:05Certainly.
04:07I don't believe this.
04:09I forgot me purse for crying out loud.
04:12Out, Pilly.
04:13Sit yourself down before some attacks happens.
04:17Do you know what?
04:17I think I should just go to bed and start again.
04:20Is everything OK with Kev?
04:21No, he's fine.
04:23You know what?
04:24He's not fine.
04:25He's actually feeling pretty dreadful.
04:27Ends me heading into town for some sickness meds and a few bits of food he can actually keep
04:31down.
04:31Oh, that's a shame.
04:34I was going to invite you both to the bistro later.
04:37Double date with me and Ronnie.
04:39And you know what?
04:40I think I might...
04:41I think I might try and get him out.
04:42Because I think me and him cooked up together is making everything worse.
04:45So, what's the occasion?
04:47Nothing.
04:48I just thought we could hang out together.
04:50Still working, then?
04:56Hello, Ty.
04:59What do you mean, Debra?
05:00I don't know what you're talking about.
05:02No, I sent her the picture.
05:04Well, she saw it because the tics to...
05:06No, I sent it to her.
05:09Hang on a minute.
05:10You don't mean this, do you?
05:12I thought it was a funny thing to send me.
05:14Oh, my.
05:15I've sent it to the wrong...
05:16Debs.
05:17Yeah, I know, Ty.
05:19I know.
05:21I'm heading back now.
05:23Thank you, Roy.
05:24Just, can you turn on and put her on?
05:26I've got...
05:28Debra, I am so sorry.
05:29I'll see you later.
05:30I'm so sorry.
05:31You're not going to believe what I've just done.
05:35Poor Abby.
05:35We all have our senior moments, don't we?
05:45I thought you were the parcel guy.
05:47Ooh, I'm sorry to disappoint, Julie.
05:49No worries.
05:50Hi, everyone.
05:51Ignore him.
05:52He's been in a grump all morning.
05:54It all went wrong with the closeted bloke of the internet.
05:56I mean, who'd have thought?
05:57Tell the world.
05:59It's Sean.
05:59It's Sean, ergo the world.
06:02Ergo, button it.
06:04Todd Grimshaw.
06:05Oh, you've been with the bloke off the internet, eh?
06:08Closeted.
06:09Been there.
06:10Bought the T-shirt and a T-shirt with...
06:11Ergo, written across the front.
06:13How are you spelling?
06:13Ergo, ergo.
06:14Ergo, ergo.
06:15Please.
06:15But you really fell for him, though, didn't you?
06:17I could tell.
06:18You had the rosy glow of romance all over you.
06:20No, that was just his allergies playing.
06:22Oh, come on, tell us about it.
06:24No.
06:25Oh, please.
06:26Humor a dime romantic.
06:28Oh, you did not just use the D-word card
06:30to try and wangle some gossip out of me?
06:31I did, yeah.
06:33Well, it's not going to work.
06:34And if you're going to do emotional blackmail,
06:36at least do it right.
06:38What are you on about?
06:41Well, come on.
06:42I can't be the only one that's thought like this.
06:45There are obvious perks to knowing when you're going to check out,
06:50aren't there?
06:51And just like that, the room darkened.
06:52Are these the conversations that you and George have at lunchtime?
06:56No, no, no.
06:57Are you talking about bucket lists?
06:59You know, asking to see the new Star Wars movie early
07:02because I'm not going to make the release dates?
07:03Yeah, but basically, but...
07:05It doesn't need to be films, does it?
07:07Anything that you've always wanted to do.
07:09Holidays.
07:10Ever fancied, I don't know, cruising a fjord?
07:13Seeing the Northern Lights?
07:14Well, I saw them a few months ago.
07:16See, once you've seen the Aura Borealis
07:18winking off the roof of the Eagles Meadow's shopping centre,
07:21Lapland seems like a bit of a waste.
07:24It's got a point, although I wouldn't call it emotional blackmail,
07:27but crowdfunding for a holiday or something you want to do.
07:32I'm stargazing under Damby Beacon.
07:37Followed by chips and gravy on the end of Saltburn Pier.
07:40I trip up their funicular.
07:42And there's this cottage that I stayed in once on the moors that...
07:45What?
07:46Well, I'd be lying if I said I haven't given it any thought.
07:49Well, there you go.
07:51Well, they know it's too late.
07:52Todd?
07:54Crowdfunder.
07:55On it.
07:59Jenny!
07:59Um, yeah, I'll be right there.
08:03Of course, there's something where you can't get drinking your own pub.
08:06Oh, I don't know.
08:08To be so popular that I have to keep checking my phone every five seconds
08:11like a teenage little girl.
08:12Well, I don't know about every five seconds, Christina.
08:15I know.
08:15You're probably just missing your elusive Dominic, aren't you, love?
08:19Delivery for you.
08:20Well, I couldn't hear you, Sam, for it.
08:22Dreaming to.
08:24Oh, it's fine. I'll wait.
08:27Honestly, tell me, Sarah.
08:28Has this place seemed a little bit, you know, off the last few months?
08:32Oh.
08:33Yeah, like it's not really a happy place to come and have a quiet time.
08:36Thanks.
08:39Kate.
08:41Mr. Mann, you're going to want to hear about this.
08:43It's about a wonderful romantic, but sadly strapped-for-gashed lady called Julie.
08:47Right.
08:48Oh, it's also unfortunately dying.
08:50Um, sorry to interrupt you today.
08:53Top net, could I, uh, have a word, please?
08:56Hold that phone.
09:01What'd you say we'd go to the police look for?
09:03Because you said you were bored being cooped up.
09:06I thought you'd like it.
09:08Oh, yeah.
09:09I'll be laughing, isn't it?
09:12Look, don't worry about frescoes.
09:13I can make an order.
09:15I'm here now, Kev.
09:18Okay.
09:20I'll see you later.
09:23Okay.
09:24Bye, then.
09:33You have got to be kidding me.
09:35What are you playing at?
09:41What am I playing at?
09:42What are you playing at?
09:43I was reversing into that space.
09:44No, you weren't.
09:45You were just sat there.
09:46About to reverse.
09:47Oh, right.
09:47And me being psychic, I'm just meant to pick that up, am I?
09:50Have you heard of an indicator?
09:51Have you heard of charging into people's space?
09:53Oh, your space?
09:55Shut up.
09:56Wow, very nice.
09:57Very nice.
09:58Well, lucky for you.
09:59I hardly touched you.
10:00You're lucky for me.
10:02What do you mean you hardly touched me?
10:03That dent wasn't there before.
10:05Which dent?
10:06That dent.
10:07The one you're insurers is fucking out for.
10:09Right, hey.
10:10There's no way that I just did that.
10:11You want me?
10:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:13There is no B.
10:14You charged into me.
10:15You were paying.
10:16And one more smart comment and I'm going to knock your teeth out.
10:19Wow, you seem pretty angry.
10:21Maybe you need to talk to someone about that.
10:23Believe me, after the day I've had you, do not want to push me.
10:27What happened, love?
10:28Did you break a nail?
10:30I'm sorry.
10:31That wasn't called for.
10:31Yeah, that wasn't called for.
10:33Do you want to know what's happened?
10:34What's been happening?
10:36Honestly, no.
10:36I was on the phone to my husband.
10:38He's got cancer.
10:40And I am trying to be nice to him, but it is hard because he's angry a lot, you see.
10:43I think he's pushing me away.
10:45And it's funny, she said, because I have been talking to someone.
10:48I've just finished having treatment for PTSD after having a young lad.
10:51That in my arms.
10:51He was stabbed to death.
10:53But yeah, you keep making your little jokes.
10:56I'm sorry.
10:57Just get off.
10:57No, no, really, I'm sorry.
10:59Just get off.
10:59You've got to be joking.
11:22You all right?
11:23No, he's fine.
11:24I've always had him.
11:25I just have to look at my nose and he starts bleeding.
11:27I don't know why I'd get that checked out.
11:28It'll be low iron or something.
11:30Thanks for the advice.
11:33So, you're not going to, like, press charges or anything?
11:37Oh, and here was me thinking you were concerned for my health.
11:40No, I'm not going to press charges for you punching my nose.
11:43Oh, come on.
11:43It wasn't a punch.
11:44I barely touched you.
11:46It was more like a waf.
11:49Oh, OK.
11:50Well, no, I'm not going to press charges for you wafting my nose.
11:54Right.
11:55Tell.
11:55And now, let's just, let's just call it quits without a dent.
12:00That's not my dent.
12:00That's totally your dent.
12:02You know, it doesn't matter.
12:02It doesn't matter.
12:03Let's just draw a line under it.
12:05I'll park over there and you can have this one.
12:08Oh, thank you very much.
12:09Very kind of you.
12:10That's just, I don't know.
12:13Oh, my God.
12:33It's not even my car, borrowing it from a mate.
12:43Popped the hood.
12:44Popped it? What do you mean, popped it?
12:47Who even are you?
12:48Why do you think you can fix it?
12:50I'm a mechanic.
12:51And cause I'm a mechanic.
12:57Don't tell me you're thinking about getting back together with Cassie.
12:59Right now.
13:01Evelyn.
13:02I mean, I'm not saying she's scared me off.
13:04She scared you off.
13:06She's basically scared.
13:07Yeah, fair enough.
13:08Well, this can get awkward.
13:12Hello, sweetheart.
13:13Hello.
13:14Don't want to worry.
13:18Oh.
13:20Keep it to yourself, Roy.
13:22But Tim's thinking about getting us into fostering.
13:26Are you not enamoured of the idea?
13:27Well, I like the idea.
13:29And as you know, I'm all very well for helping people who are less fortunate.
13:34And obviously, children are our future.
13:36Indeed.
13:37Well, it's less the idea.
13:39It's more the practicality.
13:40I mean, to be honest, I thought my days of mopping snotty noses was over.
13:44Well, it's not without its challenges, but fostering provided Hayley and I with some of the most memorable moments of our relationship.
13:54Can't be a horror film if it's a 12-year.
13:56Well, it sounds like a horror to me.
13:58I thought you were taking them to town.
14:03We're on our way now.
14:04What do you mean, cast?
14:05I don't know.
14:05Just so fucked it up.
14:06Well, it's just brilliant, mate.
14:08Thanks a bunch, yeah?
14:09I didn't notice that.
14:10Thanks.
14:11Excuse me.
14:12Here comes Kate.
14:14Oh, yeah.
14:14Let me...
14:16You know, Colin has just said that fostering was one of the best things that you ever did.
14:20Oh, yeah.
14:20They fostered fizz, didn't they?
14:22Well, that worked out well.
14:24What?
14:24Well, it doesn't always, you know, work out well.
14:27Yeah, I know.
14:27You don't always get a fizz or a Layla.
14:30Oh, can you imagine that?
14:31Yeah.
14:32Can you imagine if you get her?
14:34You know.
14:36I hope.
14:37Oh, yeah.
14:39But let me...
14:40Let me look into it.
14:41Really?
14:42I'm not promising anything, but I'll have another look.
14:45Okay.
14:48See you, mate.
14:49Oh, hey, see you, mate, yeah.
14:53Listen, if they were to go on the road, I've got an hour free for lunch.
14:57Oh, I want to.
14:58Oh, yeah.
15:00I mean, give or take five or six minutes for me to eat my sandwich.
15:04Oh, you old romantic.
15:06Now, I've said I'd look after them.
15:09I don't want to look after the bitches by themselves.
15:10You know, the way Ty worries about them, and to be fair,
15:14I hope did just try and chew your eye to a scooter.
15:17Well, it's like...
15:18I suppose I could walk the most of the way.
15:27I could have me something to help.
15:28Yeah.
15:31Girls, change your plan.
15:33Well, you can come back, please.
15:37Honestly, Carla, you don't need to worry.
15:41I know I've been a bit distracted.
15:43Look, it's not now.
15:44And I have had a few problems getting a business loan.
15:46Look, it can't wait anymore.
15:48Okay, it's going on the market, so whoever makes a decent offer...
15:51I know, I am getting the money.
15:52Jenny, time's up.
15:54I'm sorry, look.
15:57Betsy lent me that money, okay?
15:58And it was from her dead mother, Becky.
16:02I can't be indebted to a child any longer.
16:05All right, whether it's you who buys it, I don't mind,
16:08but it's going on the market, and I need the money now.
16:15So, I've rang the software company,
16:17and the new reservation system should be up and running today.
16:21Now, if it's not, tell me, and I'll raise Marielle with them.
16:24Okie dokie, Shirley.
16:26Yes, I think that's everything.
16:29Deb, I just spoke to Tim.
16:31Come this way, I do really need to crack on.
16:33You didn't deserve to find out like that.
16:35You deserve fireworks and sunsets,
16:37and the most romantic surprise proposal ever known,
16:40but I think I'm out of the bag now, so...
16:43Debbie Webster, will you?
16:44No, no.
16:45Just, no.
16:48Okay?
16:50I love you.
16:52You're the most wonderful man I've ever met,
16:54but I don't want to get married.
16:57Not now.
16:59Okay?
17:00Please.
17:02Don't do this.
17:06Okay.
17:08I'm sorry, I...
17:10Yeah.
17:12No, you don't need to explain.
17:13I sort of do.
17:14I do, yeah, but not on my knees in the hotel lobby.
17:17I do.
17:19You're the flipping egg.
17:21Hello?
17:23It's Kevin, looking for Abby.
17:25She's not answering the phone.
17:26And, um, I really do need to get to this meeting now,
17:29so you go home,
17:32and I'll see you at the bistro.
17:34Yeah?
17:35Okay.
17:36Okay.
17:37Okay.
17:43A truly rewarding experience.
17:46Well, that's what Roy said.
17:47We could really do this, you know.
17:52I thought we were going to the cinema.
17:54No, we're making cinema.
17:56Go on.
17:59Are you filming?
18:01Brando joke number seven.
18:03An oldie bit of goody.
18:04Because it's like I said to Roy.
18:06Children are our future.
18:07Stop!
18:08Oh!
18:09Billy!
18:09Wait!
18:10Wait!
18:11I'm filming us!
18:13I'm filming us!
18:17Wait, through!
18:21Well, there you are.
18:22Oh!
18:22As far as lunch breaks go,
18:25that has to be up there.
18:26Oh, yeah, that bloody was lovely.
18:28It was a nice sandwich.
18:30And the trip to the cinema was the best.
18:32You know what?
18:33The bread was good.
18:34The cheese was just the right thickness.
18:36The pickle.
18:36Wait a minute.
18:39Wait a minute.
18:40You actually are talking about the pussy, aren't you?
18:43Yeah.
18:45Oh!
18:46You're...
18:47Well, that's what I said.
18:51You know, I mean, the sandwich, you know, was not right.
18:54But the pudding was, er...
18:57Is she pudding?
18:58Yeah, it was for the pudding.
18:59Come here!
18:59Come here!
19:01Oh!
19:02Whoa!
19:04Girls!
19:05What are you doing here?
19:06Er, what are we doing here?
19:08Sorry, what's he doing here?
19:09Hello.
19:12What have you done?
19:13Nothing!
19:14We've been here all this time.
19:16Well, that's what you're gonna say.
19:18Unless you want everybody knowing about, er...
19:20That.
19:21I'm just saying, you snooze you loose.
19:28I'm peeing out you say that, do you?
19:30My three-year-old says that.
19:33Er, will you pass me the tester?
19:36Oh, he's obviously a very clever lad.
19:38He knows his onions.
19:39He knows his...
19:40Onions.
19:41Onions!
19:41How's it looking?
19:46Er...
19:46As someone who knows our onions, I would say it's looking helpful, because you'll belong.
19:51It's a shame I'm enjoying this now.
19:55Don't suppose you fancy getting a drink after.
19:56Are you trying to pick me up?
20:01After nicking me parking space, grabbing me car and having a right go at me.
20:05Er, I did none of those things, all right.
20:08But, yeah, I am totally trying to pick you up.
20:11You're funny.
20:12You're gorgeous.
20:13And you can make cars.
20:14I'm actually considering proposing marriage.
20:17Er, I'm going to make sure it's...
20:19Yeah, but he's trying to push you away.
20:23So, sorry.
20:24Yeah, shouldn't I say that?
20:24You said he was sick.
20:26Yeah, I'm not...
20:26I'm not just with him because he's sick.
20:28Didn't tell you why.
20:31You wouldn't have to know, though, would you?
20:34Two strangers, a couple of hours in a nice hotel,
20:37making the bad days feel a whole lot better
20:39before they ever see each other again.
20:46No, obviously, no.
20:52Obviously?
20:53No, obviously, that'd be a bad idea.
20:56Well, I'm glad I did propose now.
20:58That would have been awkward, eh?
21:13Try it now.
21:16Beauty.
21:31So, if I need you, where should I call?
21:34Ghostbusters.
21:35Which garage?
21:36I am married.
21:38Yeah, but are you happy?
21:40Get that coolant topped up at your local garage.
21:43It's a long way away.
21:44You're lucky I didn't need your details.
21:46Well, I'd gladly hand them over.
21:51Maybe I should drive into the back here properly.
21:54Give you no choice.
21:55Then things would get messy.
21:56That would be the idea.
21:59Have a nice life.
22:00Do you want to do the dishes after having sex?
22:17Who?
22:19What's that cover?
22:20It's Sully.
22:21Don't open it.
22:22What's Sully doing here?
22:23Sully, I know you're a man.
22:26Oh, she must have seen his quick hide.
22:28What have you done?
22:29Nothing.
22:30I might did as well.
22:30You go upstairs.
22:32Tonight, everything.
22:33I'll be a minute.
22:35Hello.
22:35Where are they?
22:36Who?
22:37They threw a balloon over my fence.
22:39A balloon?
22:40Don't they float?
22:41A water balloon.
22:43Oh.
22:44And they were filming us too.
22:45Where's that going to end up, eh?
22:47On some group chat?
22:48Or even worse, the internet.
22:49Why, what were you doing?
22:50They weren't doing anything.
22:52So what's your problem then?
22:53Come out, girls, and say you're sorry.
22:55They're not here.
22:55They must think I'm stupid.
22:58Did you find them?
22:59Oh, Tim.
23:00Why don't you come in as well?
23:02No, they're all plain silly beggars.
23:04I'm this one.
23:05Go on, leave it.
23:05No, I'm not going to leave it.
23:07I demand an apology.
23:08And I want that footage wiped.
23:10It's an invasion of our privacy.
23:12There must be a law against that, Tim.
23:14Yeah, they were bang out of order, them kids.
23:15When Fizz and Tyrone find out, they'll do their nut.
23:17It was a water balloon.
23:19Do you know what I was doing at their age?
23:20Well, I suppose when you put it like that.
23:22Tim, well, I mean, they could be in the bedroom playing video games,
23:24or even worse, smoking a crack pipe down the park.
23:27Yeah, playing out's good.
23:28They're getting fresh air.
23:29They're climbing trees and hijinks.
23:31Hijinks?
23:31Yeah, hijinks.
23:32Look, why don't you two just carry on this discussion at home, yeah?
23:35I'll be telling their parents.
23:37To think we can't even relax in our own back garden.
23:40It's pathetic.
23:41Come on, love, love's going to apologise.
23:43Now, you girls, you just remember this.
23:45Throwing balloons, one thing, but filming us, cross the line.
23:48And close the door on the way out.
23:55Legend.
23:56You, you're too old to be playing with balloons.
23:58Oh, maybe I'll just get on crack then.
23:59That's even worse, cheeky.
24:01We can't even relax in our own garden.
24:04Say, yeah.
24:05As you are.
24:06Are we, er, having stars?
24:17We should wait for Abby, really.
24:18But, yeah, you, you have what you, what you like.
24:21I wish she'd hurry up.
24:23I can't decide between the calamari or the, er, pate.
24:27Oh, I'm not sure I could keep the calamari down.
24:29Is it still that bad?
24:30I'll hold it down while you eat it.
24:32There's got to be a joke in there some way.
24:34Hold his arms.
24:34He's got eight of them.
24:36Hey, these are all tall tentacles.
24:38Is calamari, squid or octopus?
24:40Or jippus.
24:41Squid.
24:42Oh, eight squid, 50.
24:46So, do you still feel a bit sick?
24:47There she is now.
24:48Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
24:50Where have you been?
24:51Long story.
24:52Have you ordered?
24:54It'll look like it.
24:55Eight arms, two tentacles.
24:57Calamari is Italian for squid and beaks.
25:01What?
25:02Squids and beaks.
25:05He's losing his marbles.
25:06What's the say for today?
25:08Oh, for that.
25:13I thought you were going to work, love.
25:18Tim, I'm not sure I want to frost her.
25:22What, because of what happened this afternoon?
25:23No, not just because of that.
25:25Well, there'll be bigger challenges than water bombs.
25:27I know there would, and I can't face them.
25:29Of course you can.
25:30I wasn't an analogue parent.
25:32It depressed me, them filming us like that.
25:34Well, they were just being kids.
25:36That's all.
25:37Come on, think about all the kids out there that haven't got a home that need love.
25:41Think about what Royce said.
25:42Think about this house and what we could provide.
25:44I like my house as it is.
25:46You said it was too quiet the other day.
25:47Well, I'm missing the girls, Tim.
25:48I'm ready for retirement, not more kids.
25:52Well, we couldn't save Mason, but we could save somebody else.
25:55Well, maybe we couldn't.
25:56Yeah, that's all right.
26:01Do you think I'm being selfish?
26:04No, you're not being selfish.
26:07I just got a bit excited, that's all.
26:09I know you did.
26:11But they wouldn't stay forever, you know.
26:12You'd get quiet time in between.
26:13Yeah, but we'd grow attached, and then we'd have to say goodbye.
26:16Hi.
26:18Okay, right, okay.
26:19So, which is it?
26:20You like it when it's quiet, or you're frightened that you love them too much?
26:22The girl lives in France.
26:24Imagine the life that she's living.
26:27I'm going to do something like that.
26:29When's the first I've heard of it?
26:30You know, learn a new language,
26:32potter about in my rumpshackle French garden,
26:35cycling back from the boulangerie with a baguette.
26:38Well, you've lost me now.
26:41Well, I am allowed to change my mind.
26:44And I know you're disappointed,
26:46but the girls were tricky enough,
26:48and I was young and fit in those days.
26:51I should be knitting booties for their kids.
26:54I think a sister's going off me.
27:06What, you two had a ban?
27:09She says she's still interested in marriage.
27:12She'll be out celebrating.
27:15Look, you can't blame her.
27:17She's come this far.
27:19It's not a be-all and end-all.
27:21You can still be together without being married.
27:24Or is she, um...
27:26No, she wants to call her quits.
27:29She'll come round.
27:35Well, that was embarrassing.
27:37That was a heck.
27:38She's just an old spoiled sport like my mother.
27:40I was on Hope and Ruby's side a thousand percent.
27:43No, I meant what Hope said about us.
27:45Oh, disrespectful.
27:46That's kids today for you.
27:48Well, maybe we should knock it on the head again.
27:51Mm, yeah.
27:52Yeah, I know, fine.
27:54Well, you know you will text me again in the next hour, like you did last time.
27:57Oh, because you sent me that photo.
27:59Have you still got it?
28:00Yeah, it's my screen set.
28:01No way!
28:02Yeah, oh, I deleted it.
28:03Amy's always in me phone.
28:05Well, does she go through, like, all your photos?
28:07Yeah, she was looking for pictures of when she was a kid.
28:09Oh, yeah, well, Hope and Ruby are the same.
28:12I wonder if my mother's got any old photos of me.
28:15Probably some odd beta Polaroid somewhere.
28:18Yeah, well, I mean, our Andy is butchin' Sundance.
28:21Some school fancy dress thing.
28:22Oh, but you were dead cute as a kid.
28:25Adorable.
28:25Oh, you know, I quite like all this sneakin' round.
28:30I mean, why scare the horses?
28:32We could pretend that we're married.
28:34I am married.
28:35Even nosier.
28:38The girl's definitely, yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Oh, come on then.
28:43Oh, Steve!
28:48Oh, um, she was just booking a cab.
28:55He wasn't looking where he was going.
28:57But he didn't actually touch you.
28:59Well, we kissed bumpers.
29:01Could be worse if they were only kissing.
29:03You know that really old, um...
29:06I made out about you, didn't I?
29:08Why are you blaming it on him?
29:10Well, she was so angry.
29:12It was the arrogance.
29:14He was the one who wasn't concentrating.
29:15So what happened?
29:16Well, he went back to his car after I wiped the floor with him.
29:20And it wouldn't start.
29:21Oh, come on.
29:22So did you help him?
29:24Good Samaritan, that I am.
29:25Should have charged him.
29:26Was he fit?
29:27What's that got to do with it?
29:29It's just an innocent question.
29:31Well?
29:33Totally unmemorable.
29:34I just wanted your word.
29:39I wouldn't dream of making a scene in your mother-in-law's view.
29:43I'm insulted.
29:45I was making sure they could sacrifice my career.
29:52And I was for...
29:53I hooked up with somebody the other night, all right?
29:57You are just a distant memory.
30:00A funny anecdote I might tell one day.
30:02Don't worry.
30:03I'll change your name.
30:05And your job.
30:07Keep your eye color the same.
30:08Who was he?
30:16He was someone who's not married to a woman.
30:19Fine.
30:20Fine.
30:21I'll tell you what.
30:21Don't look in my direction, Samaritan.
30:23I'll be holding Daniel's hand all day.
30:24I'll try and contain myself.
30:26You don't have to be like that.
30:28Well, come on.
30:29Who do you think I am?
30:30What do you really think I make a show of myself?
30:32Clambering over the pews during the eulogy to stop you holding your wife's hand.
30:36I'm an undertaker.
30:37And my dignity's all I've got.
30:41I shall go.
30:43No one will stop you.
30:48Look, I'm not dangerous or desperate.
30:54I'm a nervous wreck.
30:58See you tomorrow.
31:03See you.
31:07There you go.
31:09Like one, Spencer.
31:10Yes.
31:11I'll have another one of these if you're offering.
31:13I'm not.
31:15I'll get them.
31:18What's this in aid of?
31:19My horse came in.
31:21I didn't know you gambled.
31:22Three o'clock at Leper's Sound.
31:24It's 2.20.
31:26Well, feel free to get your cell phone.
31:27Oh, I will let you go on this occasion, cheers.
31:31Another notch in your bedpost.
31:33Plenty of room in my bedpost.
31:35I'm practically a virgin.
31:37Sure enough thought you were one.
31:38Well, you can vouch for me, can't you, Daze?
31:41You can vouch for yourself, Tyler.
31:44Thanks.
31:46How's the steak and kidney pie?
31:49What do you mean, steak and kidney?
31:51That's what I said, did you?
31:52Oh, my dad used to say that all the time.
31:56He used to think it was the funniest thing on the earth.
31:58Mind you, he never had a sense of humour.
32:01Well, he passed that gene on.
32:05Excuse me, is this a take?
32:07Oh, Al!
32:09Hey, what are you doing here?
32:11Oh, wow, this is a sight for sore eyes.
32:16Okay.
32:17Carl.
32:18You must be the one, Ronnie.
32:19Yeah, that'll be me.
32:20Welcome.
32:20Good to meet you, mate.
32:21Well, he might be over to you a visit.
32:23Oh, a little stranger.
32:25Oh.
32:26Abby, meet Carl, my brother.
32:28Carl, meet Abby, the wife.
32:32Nice to meet you, Abby.
32:36The pleasure's all yours.
32:51Oh, boy, that is tight.
32:56I love crane.
32:57I love it too.
32:58It's just bounce.
32:59Oh, is bounce a polite word for flirting?
33:01I do not fancy PC.
33:02I do not fancy PC Tinker.
33:04So, what are the nicknames you've got for him?
33:07Henry Tinkler.
33:08Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
33:10Thanks, kiddin'.
33:11Oh, you should do what we call garlic on it.
33:13What do you think of that over there?
33:20Oh.
33:21Well, I'm no anthropologist, obviously, but I would say he likes her, she likes him.
33:29When I was collecting the glasses earlier, he was bragging about some big case he's working
33:33on.
33:33Well, you see, she's easily impressed.
33:36Do you know what?
33:38I had a fling with a copper once, not one like him.
33:40Mine was a proper bobby on the beat, full uniform.
33:44Sure, I wasn't a stripper gram.
33:47That's poor madam's nose out, John.
33:50She gets over him easily enough.
33:52Madam couldn't give him a piece.
33:55So, you see, he slept with Sarah's sister-in-law.
34:00What they like, them blats.
34:02They'll all be playing a banjo next.
34:03OK, so, you don't fancy Craig, is there anyone that you do fancy?
34:10What round here?
34:12Er, wouldn't want to say.
34:15I've got a couple of friends if you, you know, want me to hook you up with anyone.
34:19Off the market.
34:20Yeah, me too.
34:21At least Christmas.
34:23No, stay strong.
34:24Stay strong.
34:27And then she tried to make out he did it.
34:30Wait, so the den was there before?
34:32I did it about three years ago, taking our jack to football training.
34:35And she looked so innocent.
34:37And when the bloke got back in his car, it wouldn't stop.
34:40Erm, who's telling this story, me or you?
34:44I hope you stopped to help him.
34:45Oh, she did, yeah.
34:47Free of charge.
34:48She should have rinsed him, that's what I would have done.
34:50Which you, er, you're as decent as the date is long.
34:53Oh, now a Kevin.
34:54Well, I may as well address the elephant in the room.
35:01Erm, sorry to hear you, Brynil.
35:06Soon have it kicked to the curb, I'm sure.
35:09Too right.
35:11You'll need her more than ever.
35:13Some say it's harder for the spouse.
35:16Maybe so.
35:16Here we go.
35:21I need water.
35:22And last but not least, the man of the house.
35:29Dorian.
35:30Oh, yeah, I suppose you think that's the funny.
35:32Dad, chill.
35:33I can't believe you'd hold on us.
35:35I did not tell on you.
35:36I just confirmed what they already knew.
35:38Six messages Sally sent me.
35:39And I had four off, Tim.
35:41I hope you've deleted all that footage.
35:42Yeah, we did.
35:43We better not have uploaded it.
35:45We didn't.
35:45You both go mad, honestly, when I take photos of you.
35:48Stop filming me.
35:49Don't put that anywhere.
35:50So how do you think they felt?
35:51If Sally filmed you and then put the video online without you knowing, you'd be mortified.
35:56She's right, girls.
35:57Natalie, you two are supposed to set a good example for your brother.
36:00Do you think you could do that?
36:01Because, to be honest with you, I'm not so sure.
36:02In fact, I've had it up to here with you.
36:05Girls.
36:07Granny Cass loves Amy's dad.
36:10Now, this is exactly what we're talking about.
36:12Less of this cheek.
36:13For starters, I do not love him.
36:14And secondly, can we just keep all laugh between the five of us?
36:18Six.
36:19And certainly don't go telling you know who.
36:22Who?
36:23Nanny.
36:24Oh, fine.
36:25Do you know what?
36:25It is an idea.
36:26Why don't we all try and be quiet for five minutes, eh?
36:29And I'll speak to you later.
36:32Yeah, I'm so sorry.
36:33Can you repeat that, please?
36:35If you charge your solution, it's a license to print money.
36:38First big contract was a shopping mall in Dresden.
36:41Literally raining euros.
36:43And where is the memory service department?
36:48I suppose I should write that down in case I forget.
36:51Yeah, I bet you hear that all the time.
36:54So I just get there tomorrow, the time of my appointment, yeah?
36:59Okay, thanks.
37:01You must know your way around an engine, then.
37:05Diagnostics, mainly.
37:06Oh, sorry about that.
37:08Work.
37:10How is faulty towers?
37:11In general?
37:12Yeah.
37:13Say it was good, weren't you?
37:14Well, people always need a place to stay.
37:17Speaking of which, has the presidential suite got my name on it?
37:20Oh, no, our couches.
37:23Choice is yours.
37:25Breakfast included?
37:26Well, traditional or continental.
37:29Memory foam pillows?
37:30I still can't believe you're here.
37:33Oh, it is.
37:34Hey, Uncle Ronaldo.
37:36Well, if it isn't, Jack Webster.
37:38It's an Uncle Carl.
37:40Good to see you.
37:42Oh, cheers.
37:43Who's that?
37:43That's yours.
37:44Hey.
37:45He's not had his tea yet.
37:46Ignore the fun police.
37:48Get stuck in, lad.
37:49Have a good lunch.
37:55I don't blame her.
37:57Why you want to foster at your age is beyond me.
38:00I'm in my prime.
38:02You're stuck together with the sellotape and string.
38:04I take us in good health.
38:06I could just see it from Sally's side.
38:09That's all I'm saying.
38:11Well, she was all guns a-blazing at lunchtime.
38:13Obviously a reminder.
38:15It was a water balloon.
38:16No, it was just the tip of the iceberg.
38:18I mean, kids can be a nightmare.
38:19You should know.
38:19Your fae got pregnant at 12.
38:2113.
38:21Todd still owes me last month's rent.
38:24And he used all the hot water this morning.
38:26You could foster him.
38:27I could have saved Mason from dying.
38:29What, by taking him under you?
38:31You know he doesn't work like that.
38:33They do what they want and then they do the opposite of what you tell them.
38:36I could have taken him to the county.
38:37Fishing, maybe.
38:39Well, you can't do it on your own.
38:40So if Sally's out, that's it.
38:42You should be thanking Tyrone and his kids.
38:45I'm serious about Todd.
38:48You're welcome to him.
38:53Streetcars.
38:55Come on then, turn them over.
38:57What's up?
38:58You know...
39:00Come on then.
39:01If you haven't found some, you have to turn them back on the wrong way.
39:05Let's get it over with.
39:07Well, you were supposed to take the girls to the pictures, but oh no, you bent them off,
39:11didn't you?
39:11So you could have fun with your boyfriend.
39:14He's not my boyfriend.
39:15Well, that's even worse.
39:17Sneaking about the place.
39:18Poisoning pensioners.
39:19Lying to our neighbors.
39:20Because you know Sally, Sally is a good friend.
39:22What?
39:22No!
39:23I was taking the girls' side.
39:25I thought you'd be glad about that.
39:27Do you know, every time I walk through that door, I think to myself, what has she done now, eh?
39:31I was...
39:31I was...
39:32I was...
39:33Do you want me to be boring?
39:35I'm not actually boring.
39:36Yes.
39:37Look, I really like Steve.
39:40A lot.
39:41Ugh.
39:42Well, that's going to spread like wildfire, aren't they?
39:44Who cares about who I like?
39:45It's Ken's son-in-law.
39:48I can't help it if he can't resist me.
39:50Don't go on and send me another ace of selfie.
39:52What?
39:54Nothing.
39:55Right, I'm going to get dressed.
39:56Well, that makes a change.
39:58Look, will you stop being so Mardi?
40:02Every time I walk through that door, I think, what's it going to have the up about today?
40:06We didn't go to the pictures because there was nothing the girls fancied.
40:10I'm a 50-something-year-old woman and I'm your mother.
40:14And I don't need you taking me off.
40:16Especially in front of the family.
40:21I'm trying my best, you know.
40:24Imagine if it was never good enough.
40:27Come on, then.
40:35Right, I'd better go and get Alfredo settled.
40:37Oh, well, good luck.
40:38Wendy gave him two chock-icers.
40:39He'll be pinging off the walls.
40:41Oh, he deserves it.
40:42Cute kid.
40:43Hey, he's chuffed to bits.
40:44Nice touch.
40:45Getting a shame.
40:46Yeah, and Jack loved his tracksuit.
40:48What use of I if I don't come bearing gifts?
40:50Oh, you can teach him a bit of German.
40:51I told him it was robbed 15 years ago when Lampard's go was this loud.
40:56They thought it was payback.
40:57What, 66?
40:58They had crossed the line as well.
41:00Kevin.
41:00Well, talk amongst yourselves.
41:02Oh, and read him a story.
41:03Otherwise, I'd be too excited to go to sleep.
41:09So, uh, Alfie's the solicitor's boy?
41:12Alfie's Kevin's boy.
41:13If you want to cause trouble, presidential suite.
41:18You pretended that I put a dent in his car and that was when you liked me?
41:22You deserved it.
41:23I think someone else should have a story read to them.
41:27In case they're too excited to go to sleep, huh?
41:30Oh, come on.
41:31I didn't know who you were.
41:32Mariah was just a single bloke flirting in a car park.
41:35You're loving this.
41:36I didn't do anything dishonest.
41:39I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
41:42Start the clock, then.
41:48Ah.
42:12I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:18I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:20I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:22I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:23I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:24I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:25I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:26I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:27I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:28I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:29I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:30I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:31I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:32I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:33I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:34I am counting down the hours until you're gone.
42:35I am counting down the hours until you're gone.