Comedy charity event to raise funds for nonprofit Direct Relief. | dG1fRXV3R1dienVlWWc
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00:00Hi, I'm Ilana Glazer, and I'm encouraging everyone out there to bring back laughs and
00:10give to direct LaBee.
00:11Now, I don't expect you to give without getting something that, you know, like a selfless
00:16individual would do.
00:17I'll give you something in return.
00:19I get it.
00:20A gas station is just a place where you can get murdered, but also get snacks.
00:28That's literally what a gas station is.
00:322010, I got to be on Last Comic Standing.
00:38I came in fifth place.
00:40Even better, the guy who came in fourth died, so I'm fourth now.
00:46He was my friend.
00:47I wish he didn't die.
00:48I would have much better, happier to not have this joke, have him be alive.
00:51And I've never wanted to be married because I don't want to be forced to hide purchases,
00:57which I think is the bedrock of every long-term relationship.
01:00How do I get this item into the home?
01:03And we read in Inner City Weekly that one out of three black dudes get shot or killed
01:09before they turn 35.
01:10That's right.
01:11That's why our triplet's not here.
01:12There we go.
01:13It would have made this set more dynamic.
01:15I agree.
01:16I adopted a dog in January.
01:21I got my dog when, like, you know, they still had good ones.
01:28I got my dog.