Missing the Daddy Express
Breanna parties too much and starts to fall behind in classes. When Breanna's grades begin to suffer, Flex pays her a visit to see what is going on.
Breanna parties too much and starts to fall behind in classes. When Breanna's grades begin to suffer, Flex pays her a visit to see what is going on.
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00:00you guys i am studying you said you were only going to have a few people over we were but
00:14those people brought people and kegs and a dj oh and look a stripper ball it's tuesday who parties
00:23on tuesday you have ever since you lived here you're the one who coined the phrase tuesday's
00:29new saturday i know that is can't you come but now i have that paper due and i have a ton of lines to
00:37learn from my new play and that's why we're having this party congratulations
00:41now get up on that pole and celebrate
00:46you guys suck thank god it's tuesday
00:51you can feel all by yourself
01:05you can feel all by yourself
01:18i'll be fast with dick and thin what a true love we got fun
01:25living one-on-one
01:27one-one-one can't nobody break the spawn living one-on-one
01:33now we're having fun
01:36bb cc i
01:44bb cc i
01:48daddy
01:50bb cc i
01:52daddy what are you doing here
01:55bb cc i
01:56oh my god daddy are you having a seizure here put my shoe in your mouth i don't want you to swallow your tongue
02:05for me i'm talking about your report card now seeds are bad enough but what is an i in western civilization
02:10uh incredible
02:12intelligent
02:14no important
02:16no why don't you try incomplete as in didn't finish didn't care didn't try don't give a darn about my daddy's money
02:24you flew all the way out here just to tell me that
02:28no that's how disappointed i am plus i had a layover here on my way to seattle
02:32so it was either you or sitting at senderbun for two hours
02:36look daddy don't worry all i have to do is hand in one paper and my incomplete becomes a seat
02:41so
02:43seattle the emerald city how exciting
02:46actually it's going to be the diamond city when i'm done uh danielle's there visiting her parents
02:51and i am going to surprise her with this
02:54bagel
02:56oh god daddy you're getting married
02:58oh i love danielle
03:00now give me all the details
03:03actually it's going to be so romantic baby it's going to be rose pepper
03:07oh yo
03:09nice try missy pooh
03:12it's not about me
03:14obviously something is getting in the way of your studies and i think i know what it is
03:18on your feet boy i know you're awake on your feet on your feet
03:21daddy take it easy it's not his fault my grades aren't perfect
03:25ah yes it is but you just can't see it
03:27somehow this glorified panhandler's gotten his dummy disease all over you
03:31i'm actually doing very well i have a steady job and i'm auditioning for a full scholarship to the music institute so i think this boy is holding it down
03:42see daddy
03:44oh
03:45well i guess if all of this is true it makes me question life as we know it
03:51i guess you should try to be more like
03:55earnest
03:58mr washington are you having a seizure man get off me
04:01look i want that paper done when i get back and that incomplete off your record
04:05now if you'll excuse me
04:07cinnabon puts out a fresh batch of buns in 20 minutes
04:10man he needs to chill out i got plenty of time to write that paper
04:15what's today
04:16wednesday
04:17oh my god i only have until friday
04:21friday
04:27okay
04:28western civilization is a civilization that started on the west side
04:32tupac was the original leader of the west
04:37oh i am so dead
04:39arnett
04:40arnett come here
04:42brianna you have got to stop bugging me
04:44i'm working on my audition and i am freaking out
04:47look you're gonna be fine but i just really need your help right now
04:50i was stuck in rehearsal all day
04:52i cannot come up with a topic and i'm starving
04:54can you please go to the store for me
04:57i repeat
04:58audition
04:59me
05:00freaking out
05:03bye you guys
05:04we're going to a sorority party to pawn lisa off on the gammas
05:07i mean
05:10no
05:11that's what i meant
05:12i'm going with
05:15because i want to slam a gamma
05:18you guys should both come
05:20oh we can't
05:21she's still working on her paper and i need to get ready for my audition
05:24so what do you think
05:25shirt on or shirt off
05:27i think brianna should study with her shirt off
05:29well i'm just going to oil up and let the mirror decide
05:32yeah he's right i do need to finish this paper
05:38we'll start this paper
05:40come on brianna you're only blocked because you're stressed
05:44what you need to do is relax at a party with us
05:46oh no
05:48come on
05:49sororities are part of the greek system and who knows more about western civilization than the greeks huh yeah huh
05:57good point
05:58but still
05:59oh then do it for me
06:01i'm trying to meet hot frat boys with trust funds
06:04it won't help if i'm seen with
06:08super tall and last call
06:11well you know what
06:13that would not make me a very good roommate if i just abandoned you and your time of need
06:16aww thank you so much
06:19and speaking of need
06:21um i'm gonna need you to change
06:28alright people let's pick up where we left off
06:31our opening is but a fortnight away
06:35there'll be agents managers and my life partner percy
06:39and remember
06:41this is shakespeare
06:42honor the words
06:47oh hell
06:48to choose love by another's eyes
06:51or
06:52if there were a sympathy in choice
06:59is somebody gonna get that
07:03well i guess i will since nobody else is gonna
07:07hello
07:08but sarah i'm in the middle of rehearsal
07:10no i can't come to another party
07:12i gotta go
07:14fine i'll come pick you up
07:18there were no cell phones in elizabethan england
07:21hence there are no cell phones on my stage
07:23if i had one wish we'd be best friends
07:38love never end
07:40if just be it
07:42if i had one
07:45dude that is the first tight lick i've played all day
07:47i could have never heard you sing before b-mac
07:50because i only sing for the ladies
07:52well that really helped me out would you mind singing again
07:57alright look fine
08:00but don't tell nobody man
08:02you know i'm a thug and you know thugs don't sing
08:05alright
08:06alright
08:07if i had one wish
08:09we'd be best friends
08:11love never end
08:13it just begins
08:15if i had one wish
08:16you'd be my ooh ooh
08:18promise to love you
08:20trust me i'll trust you
08:22if i had
08:24wait what are you doing?
08:25i don't like the way you're looking at me man
08:28dog that was magic
08:30we share the moments
08:32hey man i'm gonna sleep on the couch tonight dog
08:36perfect man
08:50d-mac
08:52d-mac you have to help me
08:54alright give it up and go back to baltimore
08:56you're welcome
08:57no come on come on come on
08:59i can't sing without you
09:00you're gonna have to come to my audition with me
09:02look i don't have time for that man
09:04dude man this could be it
09:06without you i am nothing
09:07man you gotta stop that
09:09i won't until you say yes
09:11i've never been better than when i'm with you
09:13come on man
09:15alright
09:17if i had one wish
09:19we'd be best friends
09:21love never end
09:22it would just begin
09:24if i had one wish
09:26you'd be my ooh
09:28promise to love you
09:30trust me i trust you
09:32if i had one wish
09:34we'd run away
09:35making love all day
09:37have some baby
09:39if i had one wish
09:40i'll make you my whole life
09:42and you'd be my wife
09:43make it right this
09:45if i had one wish
09:48one wish one wish one wish
09:50one wish
09:51one wish
09:52one wish
09:53one wish
09:54one wish
09:56bank shot
09:58off the forehead
09:59what's going on
10:11i fell asleep in my papers through today
10:14and all i got is the title and the date and for some reason a mouth full of popcorn
10:19mmm
10:20ghetto corn
10:22you were supposed to wake me up
10:24i did you fell back asleep
10:26you know i depend on you you should have made sure i got up
10:29brianna it's not like i don't have my own stuff to do
10:31i have to shave and if i go shirtless i have to decide coconut or palm oil
10:35i have my play
10:39this paper
10:40school
10:41and my dad breathing down my neck
10:43my whole world is falling apart and you can't do a simple thing like wake me up
10:47i'm not the one who's getting conked with the gamers all night
10:51oh so i suppose playing beyonce and jay-z with d-mac is any better
10:56i'm not beyonce
11:05when did you start baking
11:12when i found out the sorority sisters like to binge before they purge
11:16you want some?
11:19as long as we talking about the banana bread
11:23no nuts right?
11:25nope
11:27i'll save you a hot slice
11:31as long as we still talking about the banana bread
11:36i'm never gonna finish it
11:38my daddy's gonna kill me i'm doomed
11:40you know brianna i can help you
11:42i know a guy who sells term papers cheap
11:44uh uh i don't think so brianna barnes is not a cheater
11:47i have integrity i have morals
11:49yeah you have eight hours to finish this paper
11:51no no problem i could do a paper in eight hours
11:55good cause your dad will be here in six
11:57so lisa how much are we talking
12:05ah
12:11oh
12:13oh
12:16oh
12:17Oh, I hope you don't mind, Lisa, let us in.
12:38Oh, of course not.
12:40Oh, congratulations.
12:41Check it out.
12:43Oh, I know.
12:44It's huge.
12:45It better be for $20,000.
12:47Flex, if this marriage is going to work, you're going to have to stop telling people how much you paid for this ring.
12:53I haven't told anybody else.
12:54Now, where is this $20,000 ring Lisa's been talking about?
12:59Let's look at it outside.
13:02Anyway, Brianna, baby, about this paper.
13:05Oh, that?
13:07Yeah, I'm done.
13:09I was just about to go turn that in.
13:11I worked so hard on it and everything.
13:13I can tell.
13:15I can tell.
13:16This is fascinating.
13:18Mythological women of ancient Greece.
13:20Why did you choose to focus on these Gorgon sisters?
13:23Uh, I guess because I just admired them a lot.
13:27Hmm.
13:28You know, it says here Medusa became a hideous symbol of horror with hair made of snakes.
13:32You know, Brianna, five years ago, when you walked through my front door, I thought to myself,
13:49how in the world am I going to pull off raising a teenage daughter?
13:53Look at you.
13:54You make me so proud.
13:59You validate me.
14:07You're late.
14:08Where have you been?
14:09The hospital.
14:11Ah!
14:13Dude, what the hell happened to you?
14:15Banana bread.
14:16Evidently, Lisa doesn't know that almond paste falls in a category of nuts.
14:21And clearly, I'm allergic to nuts.
14:25Dude, almonds aren't nuts.
14:27It doesn't end in nuts.
14:28You know, peanut, walnut, cashew.
14:31Oh.
14:34Anyway, I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to sing with you.
14:37My throat is swollen, too.
14:39We're waiting, Mr. Ballard.
14:41Look, you can do this without me.
14:45I know I give you a hard time, man.
14:48But you can play that guitar.
14:50I know it.
14:53I'm your D-muse.
15:07Hi.
15:08Uh, thanks for having me.
15:10Uh, I call this piece
15:12D's Nuts.
15:14D's Nuts.
15:15D's Nuts.
15:46Congratulations, Mr. Ballard. Welcome to the Institute.
15:59Yes!
16:00How can we turn him down? This kid comes with his own freak.
16:09Helena, adieu. As you on him, Demetrius dealt on you.
16:13Love can transpose to form and dignity. And speaking of dignity, where dost thou lie, cheater?
16:24Huh? That ain't so long.
16:27Ah, but fair maiden, I speaketh of thy term paper. For thou hath cheated.
16:35Cheated?
16:36What who plagiarizes thy term paper is nothing but a dirty cheatin' chump.
16:43Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump!
16:46Is it a new baby?
16:47Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump!
16:50Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump!
16:58Brianna, what's the holdup?
17:01I'm not a cheater!
17:02That's great. And I'm not Liza Minnelli. At least not during the day.
17:11All right. Let's take a five, people. Brianna, if you're gonna be a part of this production, then you're gonna have to show a little more focus.
17:21I will. But I just have to fix something first.
17:25these are for you i'm so proud of you baby and how you've been taking care of your business
17:35you didn't have to do this daddy why not you've made me a very happy father
17:40i can't take this anymore i'm not who you think i am you're brianna you're the apple i'm the tree
17:49daddy i cheated i bought my term paper from a turn paper pimp
17:59come again look my life just got too crazy and i couldn't focus enough to write the paper so i
18:05bought one but i didn't turn it in instead i just decided to take the incomplete look i'm sorry i
18:13know i made a mistake but college is so much harder than i thought it would be but now i promise i'm
18:19going to buckle down and get my stuff together so go ahead and yell at me because i know i deserve it
18:28come give me a hug why
18:32look maybe what you did was wrong but you owned up to it like an adult you did the right thing
18:40wow i guess i can start my new life with danielle and not have to worry about you
18:45well i love you daddy i love you too
19:01hey guys
19:02what happened to you nuts
19:13were they shot out of a gun no i'm allergic to them aren't i lisa
19:21how many times do you have to say i'm sorry until my eye pops back open
19:24well i know somebody who likes my banana bread i just found out i'm gonna be a gamma girl oh my god
19:33you got in yes i did all it took was my smile my personality and the hot tub my father donated
19:42cool you can be my little sister i'm an omega sig you don't even go to our school evidently not a
19:48requirement all you need is the magic words i can buy beer
20:02love you daddy love you too