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00:00Murder, where the coma killer hatched his wicked plague.
00:06Now, just for an extra ten of your finest English pals,
00:10we can get his lover out for a cheeky picture.
00:14So, yes we can.
00:15So, anything you can get up to?
00:17Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:19What the hell is going on?
00:21Look, it's Sonia.
00:22It's Bianca's podcast.
00:24It's gone viral.
00:25And after the Kimflorence picked up,
00:27well, my followers, they want a grand tour.
00:29They want to see where it actually happened.
00:31Just get rid of them, now.
00:33Well, I'll catch you in.
00:3470, 30.
00:36Sonia, it's not personal, it's just business.
00:39I love you.
00:40Mum, what is it?
00:43Don't worry about me.
00:46Now, I heard you again in the night when I was feeding Julia.
00:50I, um, keep dreaming about him.
00:54You know, your grandma Dot would have said that's a visitation.
00:57He's dead checking in on you.
01:00I hope so.
01:03So, what's wrong with you?
01:06Your auntie Bianca.
01:08That's what.
01:11No refunds.
01:12How are you for the pointy coming?
01:14That's ridiculous.
01:15Okay, okay, everybody, okay, one go this way, yeah?
01:18There's more, there's more.
01:19The garage.
01:20The garage.
01:21The garage.
01:21We're going to have to eat something at some point, Stacy.
01:28You see, she's still just lying there, staring at the ceiling.
01:35A sharky day in bed all day.
01:36Oh, for goodness sake, Lily, she's depressed.
01:39What, with everything that's happened and then what's happened to your dad stall and you?
01:42You telling her that you wish that she was dead, that hasn't helped.
01:46I didn't mean it.
01:47Well, why can't you just walk up the stairs and open the door and tell her that?
01:51I'll have to go.
01:56Go!
01:57Go away!
01:58To be honest, I had a better sleep in Reece's lock-up than on that setting last night.
02:03I'll give it a rest.
02:04Well, you're lucky if it was just a few nights then, eh?
02:06Where am I supposed to go?
02:07Listen, Bea, I'm sorry, but it's a mad ass in there and it's just, it's just, I'm sorry.
02:12You heard, Kat, there is no room at the inn, darling, all right?
02:15It's Easter, not Christmas, you donut.
02:17Oh, well, how can I refuse you, Bianca, when you're being so nice?
02:20Right, boys, come and fight, Cam, let's go.
02:22See you later.
02:23Oh, look, there's the woman that Coldwell took hostage.
02:27And the one who survived to tell the tale.
02:30So, Bea, say hello to your fans.
02:32Well, technically, they're mine, but you know what I mean.
02:33I'm not interested.
02:35Go away.
02:37Rude.
02:39So, where are you next?
02:40I don't know.
02:41I'm following you.
02:43Okay.
02:44Okay.
02:45So, we can exclusively take you to the Fox and Hare.
02:51This way.
02:52Yeah, follow us.
02:53Yeah.
02:53Where the killer got a final haircut.
02:56Just go and speak to Sonia again, yeah?
02:59Say sorry.
03:00I've done that.
03:01Have you really?
03:02Eh?
03:03Or is it through gritted teeth with all guns a-blazing?
03:06Yeah, I know.
03:08You shouldn't have done the podcast.
03:10Not without her permission.
03:11And you know that.
03:13But you just swallow your pride and make it right.
03:15She said that we're not sisters anymore.
03:18I wish I had a pound for every time I said it to my sisters.
03:21She didn't mean it.
03:23All right, darling.
03:24I wish I had a pound for every time.
03:35Hey.
03:36Can I help you, mate?
03:38No.
03:38Look, I mean, it's a good thing, ain't it?
03:57Ruby leaving means that you'll have to hook for the fire.
04:00Me too.
04:00She took my brother.
04:04All I got left of my dad was because my mum made us stick to that stupid lie.
04:09Ooh.
04:10Have you got any more?
04:12No, that was the end of it.
04:14Can't you get some?
04:16I really need it right now.
04:17I haven't got any more money.
04:19Have you got any?
04:20No.
04:25What can we do?
04:27Um, I mean, if you can get some money, I can put a call in.
04:32Yeah?
04:33Okay.
04:34All right.
04:34Cool.
04:35I'll see you.
04:36See you.
04:39Mum's got a tan already.
04:40There's no way she's using the fat 50-yard gate.
04:43Well, her and your auntie will be on the cooking all the way.
04:46My, my words.
04:46You all right, Mum?
04:47Oh, hi.
04:48Hi, everybody.
04:50Ah, you look on as bright red as your mum's bikini lines, boy.
04:54Just asked a girl out.
04:55I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
04:57Oh, I don't know.
04:57Getting dangled off a railway bridge?
04:59No.
05:00We've smoothed it all over with a panaceous.
05:02Yeah, but still.
05:04I find he's into alphas, you know?
05:06Tats, muscles, facial hair.
05:08Can't help you with tattoos, but muscles...
05:12No, that is a different matter.
05:14Oh, no offence, Dad, but I think I've seen more meat on a butcher's apron.
05:19Well, I'll pretend I never heard that.
05:21Anyway, I'm not talking about me.
05:23I'll get your brother to train you, bulk you up.
05:27No, no, Harry won't help.
05:28No, Bob.
05:29You leave him to me.
05:31I'll get bored eventually.
05:37But is this my life now?
05:39Reese Caldwell's ex?
05:41People wanting to gawp at me every time I step out the front door.
05:45And what about the baby?
05:47You know, how much is this going to impact on her growing up?
05:50Constantly in his shadow.
05:51Mum.
05:51Yeah, I just...
05:52I don't see an end to this, you know that?
05:56Oh, this is all I need now.
05:58But you can't ignore her forever.
06:03What part of never come back did you not understand?
06:11Jean, the bacon's burning.
06:14Winston!
06:14Your back's ready.
06:16No, you...
06:17You can't serve it like that.
06:18It's ruined.
06:19It's crispy.
06:20It's meant to be like that.
06:21Perfectly fine.
06:23It's...
06:23It's on us.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Very nice.
06:26You want the sausage, Bob?
06:27Yeah, please.
06:28Yep.
06:29Perfect.
06:33Well, not the usual girl.
06:34No.
06:35The usual girl's decided to stay in bed all day.
06:38No, it feels...
06:39It feels very much better, but...
06:41I still have bad days.
06:44Couldn't get him out of the house this morning.
06:46What a pair, eh?
06:48It's not funny.
06:49It's too much better.
06:54Okay.
06:55Our sauce is down there, and that's something else.
06:57Okay.
07:03Take a break, Jean.
07:05Before you're bankrupt, is with all the food freedom of this giveaway.
07:07Yeah, just another eight, please.
07:17Thanks.
07:18Bye.
07:19Avani.
07:23Did you not hear me calling after you?
07:25Yeah.
07:25Hi.
07:26What's happening, you two?
07:29Just trying to get my friend back.
07:31But I ain't interested in having fake friends, so do one, grass.
07:34Avani!
07:35What?
07:36I mean, you ain't any better either.
07:38I told you that I didn't want what happened to be reported, but you went and done it anyway.
07:42Now this nightmare is just going to go on and on.
07:45Avani, those police...
07:46It didn't happen to you, it happened to me.
07:49Okay?
07:49It was my decision.
07:51Now both of you, leave me alone.
07:56Bit of a hothead, that one.
07:59I don't know where she gets it from.
08:00I've got an idea.
08:10Thanks for that, Son.
08:12You know, there's no water at Katz once, so I lot have all been in there.
08:15Thank Bex, not me.
08:17Sonia.
08:17Have you seen this?
08:19Hashtag the coma killer.
08:21Photo of me.
08:22Our ass in the background, and these comments.
08:25That silly cow got herself into this mess.
08:27She put Rhys under pressure because she wanted a kid.
08:29They're blaming me.
08:31It's probably just some keyboard warrior.
08:33You know, one person that hasn't been out of his pit of a bedroom for the last three months.
08:37They've been at my door taking my photo.
08:39Now I've got a baby in here.
08:40I don't even know if it's safe to stay.
08:42Of course it's safe.
08:43You're 100% sure on that, are you?
08:45I'll call the producer again and tell us to take it down.
08:47It's too late.
08:48The damage has been done.
08:51What can I do?
08:51How can I help to fix it?
08:53You've done enough.
08:55Now I'm going to take Julia out for a walk, and when I get back, you better not be here.
09:05Fancy a donut to go with that coffee?
09:08Oh, that's hilarious.
09:09Any news from your mates down the station?
09:11They're not my mates.
09:13All right, and these things, they just take time.
09:15Well, can't you fast track it or something?
09:16Look, it don't work that way, does it?
09:18Well, make it work.
09:20Find out what's happening.
09:21I mean it.
09:26I really don't appreciate being ambushed.
09:28They're really struggling, especially Ivani.
09:33Look, I really wish I could help.
09:34All right, but it's out of my hands now.
09:36Actually, Dad, you can help.
09:37You said you're out tonight, yeah?
09:42Yeah.
09:45Sorry, no drivers just now, my friend, Mrs. Gomez.
09:49Okay.
09:50Bye.
09:52Ah, she's been good as gold, thankfully, because the phones ain't stopped ringing.
09:56Hey, there you go.
09:58Can't even have my lunch yet.
10:00Cat's cabs?
10:01No, sorry, nothing had so long, free-ish.
10:06Well, it's no need to be rude, mate.
10:08Unbelievable.
10:11Why don't you go and have lunch?
10:12I'll come down the phones for a bit.
10:14You're 14.
10:15I'm nearly 15.
10:17And I've been in there loads of cash, you won't mind.
10:20I could do the extra cash.
10:22Oh.
10:23How much cash?
10:2450 quid.
10:26For half an hour.
10:2815 quid.
10:29Please.
10:30Charlie needs the extra summer clothes, and...
10:33I feel bad asking, Mum.
10:3630 quid?
10:3715.
10:4020.
10:44Any problems, call me, eh?
11:00I think she's genuinely sorry, you know?
11:06It's too late.
11:08Is it, though?
11:09Really?
11:10Look, I know Auntie B did a stupid thing, but she didn't mean to hurt you.
11:13No, but she has.
11:14She has hurt me.
11:16And I can't forgive her, not this time.
11:18Well, he's won, then.
11:19Hasn't he?
11:20Another thing, Rhys has taken from you.
11:23Your own sister.
11:26Please be here.
11:27Okay, so why don't you tell us what it was like being locked up all that time with that
11:31psychopath?
11:31Get lost, Kim!
11:32Will you just stop doing that?
11:34You thought you was gonna die there, didn't you, Bianca?
11:37Yeah, no food.
11:38Have to go to a toilet in a bucket.
11:40Now, that's proper trauma.
11:41But you know what?
11:42You got through it.
11:44And you are a survivor, Bea.
11:46Please, please.
11:47Just let me out of here.
11:49Holding your prison.
11:50Now, all I want is a little selfie.
11:51That's all.
11:52I didn't want any of this.
11:53Just leave it out.
11:54If you're not going to leave her alone, I'm calling the police.
11:56We ain't doing nothing wrong.
11:57Yeah, all right.
11:59You know what?
11:59Let's go.
12:00Yeah, let's meet her.
12:01Come on.
12:02Go on, come on.
12:05Hey.
12:06Just in there, guys.
12:07Just in there, guys.
12:08Okay, I'll focus when you're breathing.
12:10Come on.
12:11Let's get her inside.
12:11Oh, dang.
12:17Hello?
12:20Well, you might like to know that young Lily stepped right up to the plate.
12:23Really?
12:24Yeah, she wanted to earn a bit of cash to buy Charlie some new clobber.
12:28Didn't want to bother her mum, so she's currently manning the cab office.
12:32But she's only 14.
12:33She's answering the phones.
12:35Anyway, she said cab wouldn't mind, so.
12:41Look, I know Lily said something stupid to Stacey and her at the moment, but...
12:47I think maybe sometimes we forget that she's...
12:51She's just a kid, isn't it?
12:53You know?
12:53Is this your word telling me I should say sorry?
12:57I'm just being a stupid mare.
13:09You know very well that was another panic attack.
13:12You know what I said the other day about Tony and Whit?
13:18Well, that crossed the line.
13:21You've got nothing to apologise for us.
13:23This is all on me.
13:27And like I said, I just really didn't mean to earn you.
13:29No, just stop. Please.
13:30Please just stop.
13:32Alright, please.
13:35Listen, Bex is right.
13:36I mean, look at us.
13:40We're letting him win.
13:41We're letting him come between us.
13:44No.
13:45Alright, no more.
13:47I am not going to let that man destroy anything else in my life.
13:52It's done.
13:53It's over.
13:55Rhys can't hurt us anymore.
13:58No, he can't.
14:02We should celebrate.
14:04What?
14:04Celebrate what?
14:07You moving back in.
14:10Oh.
14:11It's a takeaway.
14:13And a bottle of wine.
14:16Why don't we just go out?
14:18We haven't been out in ages.
14:20Yeah.
14:21Let's do it.
14:27Hey, um, could I grab a tea?
14:29I could eat some water, you can.
14:34I missed you at the funeral.
14:45I get it.
14:47I get it why you didn't come.
14:49So, how are you doing?
14:54Look, listen, I, um, I'm going to speak to Ruby when the dust settles and make sure that
15:00we see Roman soon.
15:02Look, I can't believe what she did to Dad's doll, but I want to keep our little brother
15:07in our lives.
15:08So, I'm just going to have to suck it up, I guess.
15:12I have to go.
15:13Wait, Lily, I'll get you.
15:14Lily, wait.
15:16Lily, have you been smoking weed?
15:21Where's Lily?
15:23She was, uh, a man in the place.
15:26What?
15:27Are you joking?
15:28Well, she said you wouldn't mind.
15:30She's just a kid.
15:31What's the matter with you?
15:33Where's my petty cash gone?
15:43It's not even.
15:44I've just spent three months in Thailand.
15:46I know that smell.
15:47And I can see it in your eyes.
15:48You're stoned.
15:51Lily, talk to me.
15:55I just had one this morning.
15:57Just, I'll block everything out.
16:00Okay.
16:01Okay, so, so what?
16:04What, are you going to get wasted every single day when you've got a little girl who needs
16:07her mummy?
16:11How do you cope?
16:14I'm not.
16:16Really.
16:18I'm just surviving.
16:20But I think back to Shaquille.
16:23My mum also talks about him.
16:25To Arthur about his uncle, Shaquille.
16:27And I remember that it gets it a little bit easier, day by day.
16:33But right now, with, with the drugs, or the booze, or whatever, you are just delaying it.
16:40Because the grief is going to hit harder at some point, Lily.
16:48No, no, not right now.
16:50The cat's money's gone missing, and, um, well, he was the last one in the office, and do you know who took it?
16:54No, I'll talk about it later, all right?
17:00I've had to pay for it somehow.
17:02So you nicked the money?
17:04How much?
17:06Just under a hundred.
17:07But, um, I've already given some to a barney, though, for the...
17:14Which cat goes to the police?
17:18I wasn't even thinking.
17:20I've got to sort this out.
17:21And how are you going to do that, exactly?
17:25Right, I'm going to give you the cash.
17:26What?
17:27To pay cat back.
17:28But on one condition, is you ditch the weed.
17:35Barn.
17:35Dad, he can barely lift a toilet seat, let alone a dumbbell.
17:38I'm asking nicely, boy.
17:40But me and him, we'll be kicking lumps at each other in five seconds.
17:44Come on, I promise to help him.
17:46Build his confidence up.
17:47Get him a PT.
17:48And where do I find one of them?
17:49Right here.
17:51There you go.
17:52It's like the planet saw a lion in.
17:54See you later.
17:55See you, kid.
18:00You having a laugh, aren't you?
18:01Me and you, we've got to live on the same square, haven't we?
18:06Drinking the same boozer.
18:07Eating the same calf.
18:10I'm willing to let bygones be bygones.
18:12Yeah?
18:14Why do you want to help Mark Barney?
18:16Because he's a good kid.
18:18I like him, and you said something about his confidence.
18:21Yeah, well, that was a private conversation.
18:23Okay, look.
18:23I was like him at that age, yeah?
18:27All it took was one teacher believed in me,
18:30helped train me.
18:33Changed everything.
18:38All right.
18:43Nice one.
18:50Hey.
18:51Are you busy tonight?
18:54I'm having a party.
18:56Yeah?
18:57What are you going to play?
18:58Pass the parcel?
19:00Pin the tail on the donkey?
19:02No, but I need you to liven it up a bit.
19:08Receive control.
19:10On our way to arrest the suspect.
19:13It's okay.
19:14Breathe.
19:15Relax.
19:17See if they're not here for you,
19:18it's not happening again, okay?
19:20Okay.
19:23They're gone.
19:26But I will stay here with you
19:27for as long as you need.
19:30Yeah?
19:34It's what makes four.
19:38So what time's this party, then?
19:40Oh, look at how far I was over there checking you out.
19:47Oh, I am never going for a guy in glasses again.
19:51Talking of race.
19:52Can I ask you something?
19:54Well, you're going to anyway.
19:56What exactly did you see in him?
19:57I mean, what made you think,
20:00I'll get to sleep with that bloke?
20:02Obviously, he wasn't the size of his...
20:05Cuba.
20:07It's what a new day cat.
20:10I don't know.
20:12He was quirky.
20:13I like that.
20:14Like a nerd.
20:16Well, he was smart.
20:17Oh, I thought he was.
20:19You know, interested in the world.
20:21Just different to all the men around here, I suppose.
20:24Anyway, you can talk.
20:25Stay at some of your exes.
20:26At least they weren't wife killers.
20:29Two ten.
20:29Just a little bit.
20:30Yeah.
20:33Ah.
20:33Hello, darling.
20:34I've got some news for you.
20:36Auntie Bea is moving back in,
20:37although I'm not sure how long for,
20:39if she carries on the way she's going.
20:41That's great news.
20:43You all right?
20:45I, um, I just can't stop thinking about Dad.
20:49I mean, Lily is struggling too.
20:51Trying to support her.
20:53Sort of big sisters of four, ain't it?
20:55Your dad would be very, very proud of you, sweetheart.
20:57So, we were just discussing.
20:59All of the useless blokes
21:00that we've been stuck with over the years,
21:02your dad aside, obviously.
21:05So, we thought from now on,
21:06we would only have ten out of tens.
21:11Nines, eights, and...
21:12I mean, honestly, I'd take seven at push.
21:14Listen.
21:15I've got the baby.
21:16I've got you two.
21:17I don't need another man in my life causing chaos.
21:20I would drink to that.
21:21Yeah.
21:22There you go.
21:22Oh!
21:23Oh, I love this one.
21:24Let's have a boogie.
21:25Come on.
21:26I mean, I'll just sit here and drink and watch.
21:45Oi!
21:46We don't want sickos like you stalking us.
21:50So, just stay away from me and Sonia,
21:52otherwise you're going to regret it.
21:58You don't recognise me, do you?
22:00It's been a long time, Bianca.
22:15Fast become my favourite customer.
22:18I start handing out loyalty cards.
22:19Yeah, I got a party to go to later.
22:22It's got total borefesh written all over it, though, so...
22:25You know what's bad things up?
22:27That's my girl.
22:28Thanks.
22:40I'll see you later.
22:43Enjoy your party?
22:44Yeah.
22:45I will now.
22:50Yeah, I got it.
22:51Bye.
22:53You know, the last time I saw you, you was about five.
22:56Eight.
22:57Eight.
22:57Well, you was a ball of fire then.
23:00I remember you...
23:01How did you find us?
23:03Well, you're famous now.
23:10So, how's your mum?
23:12You don't get to talk to me about her.
23:14Bianca?
23:15She told me everything when you left.
23:18Quite the charmer, weren't you?
23:20That was a long, long time ago.
23:24Yeah.
23:26Definitely in the past.
23:29What are you doing here?
23:32I've had time to, you know, think.
23:36And when I heard the podcast, I thought,
23:37Oh, this is a sign that I should make contact.
23:42Oh, I just want to...
23:43I just want to explain things.
23:46I want to make up for all those lost years.
23:48Bianca.
23:51Bianca.
24:01Just walk away.
24:03Please don't come back round here.
24:07Do you understand?
24:07That's good.
24:15Do you understand?
24:22Do you understand?
24:25There's a lot of water.
24:27There's a lot of water.
24:28There's a lot of water.
24:29There's a lot of water.
24:30There's a lot of water in the skin.
24:31I НА gamut lens.
24:33There's tons of water.
24:35Wait.
24:35I don't know where else she could possibly be.
24:51Lily?
24:53Lily, are you here?
24:55Yeah, just changing Charlie's nappy.
24:58Right, Stacey can't know about this.
25:05Gene, what are you doing?
25:11You can't just go in her bag, Gene.
25:16Well, then she must have been desperate to take it.
25:18And we should take that into account.
25:19She's desperate, all right.
25:23What the hell are you doing?
25:24You can't just go through my bag like that.
25:26You've got no right.
25:33So it was just another podcast idiot?
25:35Yeah, I got rid of him.
25:36I don't think he'll be coming back.
25:38Shall we get a takeaway?
25:39I've got vodka munchies.
25:41Oh, there she is.
25:45Come to Aunt Eve.
25:46Lauren said she slept the whole time.
25:49Barely heard a peep.
25:50Hello, gorgeous.
25:51Yes, you're such a good girl.
25:55Yes.
25:56Oh, look, she's smiling.
25:58I think it's wind.
26:01You've got wind, no?
26:02I've just pleased you're home.
26:06My three girls.
26:08I don't know if she's that cocktail talking,
26:10but I've got a feeling everything's going to be okay.
26:15Oh, it better not be more blooming podcasters.
26:20No more true crime fans, please.
26:23We're not interested.
26:24I ain't a true crime fan.
26:26Who are you, then?
26:30Terry.
26:32Terry Ken.
26:35Your dad.
26:36Your dad.