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00:00newsweek loves shrek really really really calling it smart hilarious and delightfully
00:07irreverent we can stay up late swapping manly stars in the morning i'm making waffles shrek
00:13rated bg starts this friday i like this one and that one daddy i have to pay the man for
00:20the rabbits now can i write a check i have to see some id okay
00:24i have to call this in okay just a minute daddy i have to see a second id okay this doesn't look
00:36like you data bird i have to call this in next time use the visa check card instead of cash or
00:43checks it'll get you in out and on your life mother's maiden name morning how'd you sleep
00:50good ah i slept great must be that fresh mountain air you know nothing like it
00:58oh man
01:05introducing the jetta wagon with room for 70 cubic feet of anything ah the great outdoors
01:15it's the hottest thing to ever come out of taco bell introducing the grilled stuffed burrito
01:23inside it sizzling with flavors melting together outside grilled crispy and delicious the new
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01:30tuesday three lifelines two wedding rings one million dollars can your relationship survive
01:38the hot seat the first night of who wants to be a millionaire couples edition then dharma and greg
01:44need a lifeline of their own charlie had feelings for me and the truth is i liked him too i don't know
01:50if i can trust you anymore and i don't know how we're ever going to get that back could this be the
01:54beginning of the end thanks charlie part one of a dharma and greg season finale followed by an all-new
01:59what about joan see you tuesday on abc
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02:14you're kidding go 45 seconds
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02:29three two one no no wait wait
02:34swordfish this film is not yet rated starts friday june 8.
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03:08the new more powerful two-liter mazda protege
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04:41it doesn't matter where you live
04:44my sister begs me to send the children to london to live with her and will you how can i keep them
04:49safe there it doesn't matter who you are i don't want to hear that i'm like all other girls i'm not
04:55i'm me it doesn't matter what you believe is there something wrong with us the jews no you must
05:02never think that the only thing that matters you always tell me i should think for myself
05:07so i did is that we remember what's to become of the children go beyond what you know we've suffered
05:16before and it's only made us stronger and witness the story of a life you will never forget i have so
05:22much i want to tell you starring academy award winner ben kingsley i live in hope and hannah taylor gordon
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05:45this summer nothing is more surprising hi kiki nothing is more exciting
05:50at least find me dinner and drinks first and then falling in love are you seeing anybody um not
06:02what he said not technically you moron here you're it america's sweethearts i've never seen him look at
06:10her the way he's been looking at you this film is not yet rated opens everywhere july 20th
06:14i have to call my mom your mom yo yo come on home it's cool way down one eight seven seven still
06:24going long lasting energizer batteries keep going and going hi this is my house i love cheese as you
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11:48con air monday on abc at 8 7 central it was history's darkest hour and her world was torn apart
11:56how long will we be in hiding until the war's over but her dreams survived i know where they're
12:01hiding and her voice would never be silent the story that goes beyond anything you've ever heard
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14:07clartin goes to bat for mike piazza
14:16mike piazza doesn't worry about sneezing
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