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02:13was he the criminal mastermind you can shoot two cops but or was she the ultimate temptress
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04:46is it a marvel of engineering
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05:26nbc wednesday america's love story continues on ed magazine offered me a job in new york will ed
05:37follow his true love a second time then on an all-new west wave tom scarrett is a senator who will upset
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05:51when the smoke clears the reason for this tragedy will stun even them oh my god ed the west wing and
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06:21tomorrow on today california's burning the heat is unbelievable the latest on putting out the
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06:33deceased victim is lester hale store owner multiple stab wounds to the chest
06:37this guy's the assistant manager emilio vasquez unconscious but ems thinks he's going to make it
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07:47friday catch an all-new third watch at 10 9 central on nbc a two-hour dateline friday a mother and her
07:54children murdered a husband and father accused but did he do it a dateline core tv exclusive nbc friday
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10:02weekdays at 7 30rd
10:19we've been through every building within 12 blocks of the kid prix
10:22have the teams go two more blocks
10:30Introducing the new full-size 305 horsepower Nissan Pathfinder Armada.
10:42It's got room for eight people and all their stuff.
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12:56Later on an all-new Tonight Show, things are really heatin' up with Jada Pinkett Smith,
13:02Chef Emeril Lagasse, and R.E.M., plus a sexy Halloween jaywalking.
13:06This could be the best Halloween ever.
13:09Then, Conan's all-new with Norm Macdonald, Laura Prepon, and musical guest Triumph.
13:13In a year when ER is as good as it's ever been, an entire month that's as good as it gets.
13:24A month of new miracles.
13:26Get me out of here!
13:28New surprises.
13:29Who are you?
13:30New nurse.
13:31And a television legend in a role of a lifetime.
13:34I need you to promise me you're not gonna kill yourself in the next 72 hours.
13:38But Monday would be okay.
13:40And one moment that will shock the ER to the core.
13:44An all-new month of ER starts NBC Thursday.
13:47Third Watch is moving to Fridays with a bang.
13:51In the coming Fridays...
13:52We got wounded here!
13:54All-new, unforgettable episodes.
13:56Somebody's trying to take out cops.
13:58Mom?
13:59Call 911.
14:00And this Friday, Ann-Margaret is a judge marked for death...
14:03I don't go for the easy way.
14:05...who will be protected...
14:06I wish she was doing my job.
14:07Well, then keep doing it.
14:08...at any cost.
14:09Get out!
14:12Third Watch moves to its new night.
14:14NBC Friday, 10-9 Central.
14:20Elliot.
14:21Novak is digging in her heels.
14:23She wants an answer by tomorrow.
14:25Is there any chance we can get Kevin's psych records?
14:27He's pleading out, takes away our right to see them.
14:30Well, how in the hell am I going to prove to Novak that I'm not trying to cover him?
14:32Well, stay tuned.
14:44Bye.
14:51...
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15:30you don't need harsh retinols or hydroxys to fight wrinkles effectively
15:39you need nivea q10 plus the first wrinkle control with skin's own q10
15:44the same q10 that keeps young skin wrinkle free it's skin friendly wrinkle control
15:49there are no gold medals for the 4x4 that masters arctic snow
15:55there are no championship games for fording muddy water
16:00and there are no finish lines for the one that makes it over stacks of treacherous boulders
16:06so why do we make sure every jeep 4x4 is trail rated to such strict standards of capability
16:12perhaps the better question is why doesn't everyone else if it's not trail rated it's not a jeep 4x4
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16:34i love this time of year when it's cold
16:36have the oven going and the smell of an apple pie
16:39we have a large family
16:41no matter what activity we get together for there's always food present
16:45the kitchen is the most important room in our home
16:47i don't know what i would do without walmart super center
16:50it makes everything easier it's great to only have that one stop
16:53our fruits vegetables meat it's always fresh
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16:59and i love the low prices
17:01walmart super center is great for our family
17:04next tuesday on bond order svu
17:07a reckless mother
17:08do you have any idea what you're doing to yourself
17:10a father trying to save his child
17:12she told me it was none of my business
17:14but here's the twist
17:15the baby isn't even born yet
17:17i love my baby
17:18shirley jones marriott hartley and josie bessette
17:21all new bond order svu
17:23nbc next tuesday
17:24later on the tonight show
17:32we begin things with the matrix revolutionary jada pinkett smith
17:36then see what's cooking with emerald lagasse
17:39and end it all with some music from rem
17:41but first your local news
17:43hello florida
17:57it's your mega money game for tuesday october 28 2003
18:01i'm bridget audrey match all four numbers and the mega ball number and you could win an average top prize of 125 000 dollars good luck let's play mega money
18:13the first number is 12
18:16your second number is 5
18:18tonight's third number is 16
18:21the fourth number is 7
18:23and tonight's mega ball number for this big cash game
18:27is 23
18:29watch us right here tomorrow night
18:31when florida's next lotto jackpot is worth an estimated 3 million dollars
18:36so tonight's mega money numbers are 12
18:405
18:4116
18:427
18:43and the mega ball number is 23
18:46stay tuned for tonight's fantasy 5 drawing
18:49and remember florida
18:50when you play we all win
18:53before we opened our new honda dealership
18:57we spent many weeks installing an online customer information center
19:00rethinking the showroom experience
19:03we even built a special express lane to make oil changes quick and easy
19:06and this cat showed up and started snooping around
19:09shelley our receptionist started calling him tiger
19:11it's funny because we designed the entire dealership
19:15with a customer in mind
19:17but i guess it must also be attractive to cats
19:19because i don't think tiger is leaving anytime soon
19:21hi
19:26i lowered my cholesterol
19:27yeah these are nice
19:32i lowered my cholesterol
19:33in case you haven't already heard the news
19:41honey nut cheerios can help lower your cholesterol
19:43as part of a heart healthy diet
19:45and with its sweet honey taste
19:46that ought to make you really happy
19:48my cholesterol's down
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19:53be happy
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19:54i'm ready to pull up
20:03we're going to teach
20:05weeknights at 12 30
20:06only on nbc 40
20:08it's that good
20:09it's all new episodes of the show
20:11that vows to be different
20:13so you're not mad at your brother
20:14for sleeping with your wife
20:15pros before hoes
20:16don't miss an all new season
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20:20weekdays at 3 on nbc 40
20:23i have not always enjoyed reading what melina yeager writes about fsu and higher education
20:33but i know that she seeks the truth
20:36i trust her because she does her homework
20:38her reports are fair and balanced
20:40i work hard to provide our readers with useful accurate and interesting news about
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21:25On November 14th, you'll see Vegas.
21:28That's me!
21:30You'll see France.
21:31Voila!
21:32You'll see this man's underpants.
21:35What a fantastic view.
21:37Rooney Tunes back in action.
21:38Rated PG.
21:39In theaters November 14th.
21:41This fall, the story of a one-woman search.
21:45The search for orchard fresh laundry.
21:47New Bounce Summer Orchard.
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21:51It's invigorating.
21:52Did we mention it's new?
21:53Bounce Summer Orchard.
22:00Attention Florida and Georgia consumers.
22:03If you're like a lot of people, credit setbacks may have you without a good car.
22:07Well, we can help, and we do, all the time.
22:10For your next auto loan, call us.
22:12All credit applications will be accepted.
22:14Previous bankruptcies, repos, tax liens, and other derogatory credit are okay.
22:19Call 1-888-678-LENS.
22:21We can help in the Tallahassee-Thomasville area for new and used vehicles.
22:25That's 1-888-678-LENS.
22:28We don't serve no cappuccino.
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22:34Got no fancy walls or carpet.
22:36No, we don't.
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22:38All we have are low, low prices.
22:40If you ask me, my advice is hurry in and save a bundle.
22:44No, we don't.
22:44Ouch.
22:45Yes, we do.
22:45We got living rooms and leather.
22:47Yes, we do.
22:48Yes, we do.
22:49Dining rooms and bedrooms waiting here for you.
22:52Yes, we do.
22:53Mattress sets, dinettes, and much more.
22:55And it all must go out the door.
22:57All that going out of business prices, too.
22:59We're going to teach you weeknights at 1230, only at NBC4.
23:14It's that good.
23:15Don't miss Mark.
23:28Today at 4, only on NBC4.
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23:34Denny's Meat Lover's Breakfast has it all.
23:36Sizzling bacon, savory link sausage, and a slice of honey ham.
23:40Served up with eggs, hash browns, and fluffy buttermilk pancakes.
23:43All for just $4.99.
23:45So give it a try.
23:46Denny's, a good place to sit and eat.
23:52I'm going to kick your asses.
23:54I cooked it the way I always cook it.
23:58Hello, Florida.
23:59It's your Florida Lottery Fantasy 5 game for Tuesday, October 28, 2003.
24:04I'm Bridget Rogers.
24:06Match all five numbers, and you could win up to $100,000.
24:10Now, here are tonight's Fantasy 5 numbers.
24:13The first number is 23.
24:16Your second number is 13.
24:18Tonight's third number is 28.
24:21Your fourth number is 27.
24:24And the last number is 34.
24:26When you play the Florida Lottery, dorm rooms are filled, books are opened, futures become bright.
24:32And students who have what it takes earn bright future scholarships for college.
24:37167,000 since 1997.
24:41When you play, we all win.
24:44So tonight's Fantasy 5 numbers are 23, 13, 28, 27, and 34.
24:51And remember, Florida, when you play, we all win.
24:56Oh, he's a sender, is he?
24:59King of the Hills, sponsored by Mario Kart Double Dash.
25:04Available November 19th.
25:05Only for Nintendo GameCube.
25:06Who are you?
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25:12You can reserve your copy today, and you can get a playable bonus disc free when you buy the game.
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25:25Unleash the peace.
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25:31Just push play, and you'll be blown away.
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25:37Oh, Father, your arm is shaking.
25:39You hit me in my chest.
25:40Ah, my son, God moves in mysterious ways.
25:44Your arrows move in mysterious ways, too, Father.
25:46Have a red ball.
25:47Kill a bull?
25:48Are you mad?
25:49Red Bull!
25:50Liquid stimulation for your body.
25:52You mean it will st-st-st-st-stity my hand?
25:55And your mind?
25:56So, what you're saying is, the arrow isn't flying to the apple.
25:59Don't shoot the apple when it's on your head.
26:01Shoot the apple and then put it on your head.
26:03Brilliant!
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26:05Attention Florida and Georgia consumers.
26:14If you're like a lot of people, credit setbacks may have you without a good car.
26:19Well, we can help, and we do, all the time.
26:22For your next auto loan, call us.
26:24All credit applications will be accepted.
26:26Previous bankruptcies, repos, tax liens, and other derogatory credit are okay.
26:30Call 1-888-678-LEND.
26:33We can help in the Tallahassee-Thomasville area for new and used vehicles.
26:37That's 1-888-678-LEND.
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26:48And I don't even have to get dressed up.
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26:56At LiveLynx, I can exchange messages, and if I want, connect live.
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27:12It's the end of summer.
27:14And do you know what that means?
27:15It means clearance time at Spence Oldsmobile Cadillac Pontiac Bjork GMC.
27:19In addition to 0% financing and rebates up to $4,500, our entire 2003 inventory is clearance priced.
27:25And only Oldsmobile comes with more.
27:27The GM Commitment, a 5-year, 60,000-mile GM protection plan.
27:30Or choose additional cash on our entire Oldsmobile line.
27:33But don't wait, because it's Spence Oldsmobile Cadillac Pontiac Buick GMC.
27:37Clearance time is running out.
27:38Spence Oldsmobile Cadillac Pontiac Buick GMC across from Walmart in Thomasville.
27:43It's awesome.
27:44It's such a celebration of life.
27:46Well, I want to inspire other young women that if they're diagnosed with breast cancer,
27:52their life is not over.
27:54That's what's so miraculous about being here today is that I can walk it.
28:00Well, sadness and joy and sorrow.
28:05I want to keep on living and stay strong because I haven't completed my job yet here.
28:10I want to keep on living and stay strong.
28:27Attention Florida and Georgia consumers.
28:46If you're like a lot of people, credit setbacks may have you without a good car.
28:49Well, we can help, and we do, all the time.
28:53For your next auto loan, call us.
28:55All credit applications will be accepted.
28:57Previous bankruptcies, repos, tax liens, and other derogatory credit are okay.
29:02Call 1-888-678-LEN.
29:04We can help in the Tallahassee-Thomasville area for new and used vehicles.
29:08That's 1-888-678-LEN-D.
29:11America's first family.
29:18America's first family.
29:21Watch today, and you will see.
29:26You'll see, yeah.
29:28Katie and Matt, Allen, and first on your TV.
29:34America's first family.
29:39Today on NBC.
29:43It's the end of summer.
29:44And do you know what that means?
29:46It means clearance time at Spence Oldsmobile Cadillac Pontiac Buick GMC.
29:50In addition to 0% financing and rebates up to $4,500, our entire 2003 inventory is clearance price.
29:56And only Oldsmobile comes with more.
29:58The GM commitment.
29:59A five-year, 60,000-mile GM protection plan.
30:01Or choose additional cash on our entire Oldsmobile line.
30:04But don't wait, because it's Spence Oldsmobile Cadillac Pontiac Buick GMC.
30:08Clearance time is running out.
30:09Spence Oldsmobile Cadillac Pontiac Buick GMC.
30:12Across from Walmart in Thomasville.
30:15We're practicing our labial.
30:17New rule, lights out by 8.30.
30:19Bobby's new hobby concerns hang.
30:21My son is playing with dolls.
30:24There, I said it.
30:25On the next...
30:26He's a sissy.
30:27There, I said that.
30:28King of the Hill.
30:34I'm doing it.
31:02I'm a mooner.
31:04I'm the king.
31:16I'm the king, baby.
31:17Talk with a...
31:18I should not be comforting her.
31:22You should.
31:24No!
31:28Your dreams come true and it's on TV.
31:31I can't believe this.
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31:33Weekdays at 4 on NBC40.
31:47Good evening.
31:48Part of a $37 million settlement could be coming your way.
31:52Monumental Life Insurance Company has been found guilty of race-based pricing in the 1970s and now it has to pay up.
31:58Nationwide, they owe policyholders as much as $37 million, $650,000 of which is owed to policyholders in Florida.
32:06The company has agreed to either pay a refund to policyholders or issue an increased death benefit to beneficiaries.
32:12250 people in Leon County are affected by this ruling.
32:17For more information on how to obtain benefits, you can contact Monumental Life toll-free at 1-877-216-0949.
32:26A new study shows Florida is one of the top 10 air polluters.
32:30The Florida Public Interest Research Group voiced their concerns about the state's emission of pollutants at a press conference yesterday.
32:37Those affected most by the pollutants are those with asthma and heart conditions.
32:41Thanks for joining us for this NBC40 News Brief.
32:43For more local news, tune in to ABC News Channel 27.
32:47October 30th, you could win a sunroom from Titan Construction in the Check Us Out sweepstakes.
32:53Just fill out the checks in the Check Us Out sweepstakes and mail them in.
32:56And then watch to win on NBC40 during the Today Show.
32:59Wayne Brady, Dr. Phil, and NBC Prime.
33:02Don't miss Mark.
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33:17They're the original kings of comedy.
33:19Let's discuss my plan for a more diversified physical fitness program.
33:24Watch Steve Harvey and Frederick the Entertainer every weeknight.
33:27Oh, look at me. He wasn't Brian Gumbel when he left the house this morning.
33:31Weeknights at 7.30 on NBC40.
33:38Want local news but don't have the time to watch an entire newscast?
33:42Then watch Stacey Brennan's News Briefs.
33:45Weekdays, only on NBC40.
33:48The Honda clearance continues at the all-new Thomasville Honda.
33:51Extra port allocations have arrived, including CRBs, Odyssey, Pilots, and more.
33:55Over 40 available.
33:56New 0-4 Honda Civics from $12,995, plus 2.9% financing for 60 months on 0-3 Civics and Accord.
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34:08Call 1-800-771-1144.
34:11Save hundreds, even thousands during the Honda clearance at the all-new Thomasville Honda.
34:15Right across the line and right on the money.
34:17You're watching NBC, America's late-night leader.
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34:53The music of R.E.M.
34:57And Jay Walken.
35:01And now, Jay Leno.
35:03The music of R.E.M.
35:33Welcome to the Tonight Show.
35:45Nice to have you here.
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39:24There was a girl.
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39:29Some fears.
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39:34That girl came to me.
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39:42Academy Award winner Halle Berry, Robert Downey Jr., Penelope Cruz.
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39:48Gothica. Rated R. Starts Friday, November 21st.
39:52So I said, talk to the hand.
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40:54Attention, Florida and Georgia consumers.
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43:14This is amazing.
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43:22Olive Garden.
43:23When you're here, you're family.
43:25Tonight, Conan's all new with Norm MacDonald, Laura Prepon, and musical guest,
43:31Priya Kees.
43:34I don't believe you.
43:35Third Watch moves to Friday's with Hestar and Margaret as a judge marked for death.
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45:07The few, the proud, the Marines.
45:16America's first family, America's first family, watch today, and you will see, you will see, yeah.
45:30Katie, Matt, Allen, and first on your TV, America's first family, today on NBC.
45:45Welcome back.
45:55I'm with Jada Pinkett Smith.
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47:38It's not a pill, but even simpler.
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47:42It's incredibly thin and smooth.
47:45Put it here, here, or here.
47:49And it stays put.
47:50Just peel and stick.
47:52That's how simple ortho ever makes birth control.
47:54The contraceptive patch contains hormones like those in birth control pills.
47:58Serious risks include blood clots, stroke, and heart attack.
48:01Cigarette smoking increases these risks, especially if you're over 35.
48:04Patch users are strongly advised not to smoke.
48:07Women with blood clots, certain cancers, a history of heart attack, or stroke, and those who could be pregnant should not use the patch.
48:13The patch does not protect against HIV or sexually transmitted diseases.
48:16To learn more, talk to your healthcare professional.
48:19So get birth control off your mind, and that little voice out of your life.
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48:27Hey, Dad.
48:35Uh...
48:35Can I borrow your car?
48:38Suddenly, you have one more driver than you have cars.
48:41Now, your state farm agent can help.
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48:48Talk to your agent today.
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48:55Why don't you take your mother's car?
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49:02Can I give you a lift?
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49:58Next week, what's better than an all-new Fear Factor?
50:02How about two all-new Fear Factors?
50:05All-new Fear Factors, Monday and Tuesday.
50:07First on Monday, the all-female Fear Factor.
50:10Then, it's a special all-new Tuesday Fear Factor at 8, 7 central.
50:14Don't be a baby!
50:15Two all-new Fear Factors, Monday and Tuesday on NBC.
50:19NBC Monday.
50:20We told a beautiful girl she'd find the man of her dreams, but she never dreamed they'd
50:25look like this.
50:26Average Joe premieres NBC Monday.
50:30NBC Thursday.
50:31An all-new super-sized Friends.
50:34I love you.
50:35I love you more.
50:36Phoebe's Engagement.
50:37Plus, Christina Applegate's back as...
50:40The Babysitter.
50:41Please tell me those are clip-ons.
50:43Then, put your hands together for an all-new Will & Grace and Jack's latest endeavor.
50:49It's the gay spelling bee!
50:51Can we do that?
50:52What happened to the policy of don't ask, don't spell?
50:55Will & Grace, followed by an all-new Scrubs.
50:57Must See TV, Thursday.
51:07It's big, it's bold, it's beautiful, and it's just great fun.
51:11The all-new 60-second edition of the North Florida Fair in Tallahassee, opening Thursday.
51:15It's this region's largest fall event.
51:17This year, we have more new things to see and do than ever before.
51:20More new stage shows for all ages.
51:22Outstanding agriculture.
51:24Creative new displays.
51:25And wonderful food.
51:26And right up for shows, Giant Midway.
51:28Starts Thursday at the North Florida Fair.
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52:04Talk with a...
52:06I'm the king.
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52:10I should not be comforting her.
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52:22I can't believe this!
52:24Talk with a...
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52:33On behalf of the entire staff of the Tallahassee Democrat, I'd like to say thank you.
52:38Your trust in us has made us the fastest-growing newspaper of our circulation size in all of Florida.
52:46A good newspaper understands what's important to its readers.
52:49The Democrat delivers useful news in a timely manner.
52:53That's why I read it every day.
52:54Keeping you in touch.
52:56The Tallahassee Democrat.
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54:04Man!
54:07Man, that was good.
54:08Wasn't that delicious?
54:09Emeril Lagasse, thank you, from Emeril's Kitchen.
54:12And Jada Pinkett Smith, The Matrix Revolution, is open on November.
54:16Thanks, you guys.
54:16Thanks, everybody.
54:17Stay tuned for Conan coming up next.
54:20Critics are calling Brother Bear, the holiday family film we've all been waiting for.
54:25It's pure Disney magic.
54:28A timeless story for all ages.
54:31The moose are hilarious.
54:32Thank you very much.
54:33And the music from Phil Collins is fantastic.
54:36Share the feeling of a classic in the tradition of the Lion King.
54:41I always wanted a brother.
54:42It's two thumbs up for Disney's Brother Bear, Riddick G, in theaters this Saturday.
54:48We give it two antlers up.
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54:51Going down.
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56:29You don't ask no questions.
56:32You don't answer no questions unless you want to wind up like that.
56:36X-Mart is Tallahassee's only adult super center.
56:40Go ahead.
56:42Spice up your life.
56:43X-Mart, just west of Capital Circle, on Tennessee Street.
56:49We're always open.
56:53When we drafted Tim Duncan, I invited him to my home to get ready for the season.
56:57He was learning so much.
56:59I don't count you out.
57:00The roses are out, Timmy, not the daisies.
57:02Till one day, you brought this into my home?
57:07It's not something I'm proud of.
57:08I calmly explained how Edge Pro Gel protects better than foam because it has eight rich lubricants.
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57:17Edge Pro Gel.
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57:19The roses, Tim, are out of bounds.
57:20The gnomes.
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59:24Where did you go?
59:31I had to go powder my nose.
59:34Oh, man.
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59:38You ran away during the commercial.