Made in Chelsea Season 15 Episode 8
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00:00Hey Tom. Hello, how are you?
00:04A young gentleman quite likes me.
00:06Well, I'm not surprised.
00:07I'm just worried that there aren't enough hours in the day.
00:09Put it on the back burner.
00:10The back burner.
00:11But don't let a puff of wind blow it out.
00:14How is the art man?
00:16I got one that's finally completed.
00:17So we got one done.
00:19Gotta get that routine, brother.
00:20Yeah, get you on the straight and narrow.
00:22Yeah, it's been a lot of hardy.
00:25I miss hanging out with you.
00:27I don't feel like I'm me.
00:29I think we should get out of London.
00:31Liver said that she doesn't want, like, couples to go.
00:36Are you actually happy in this relationship?
00:38I don't feel like me anymore.
00:41The only way that is solved is if you get rid of me.
00:59Or you wouldn't even have lost all in it.
01:02Oh, gosh.
01:04Oh, darling.
01:05Oh, my goodness, Oliver.
01:07This is not acceptable.
01:13Oh, gosh.
01:17Oh, darling.
01:19Oh, my goodness, Oliver.
01:21This is not acceptable.
01:22The worst influence of anyone I know in my entire life.
01:25Terribly drunk.
01:26But I am immensely talented at doing bottomless brunches.
01:29It's a talent I was born with.
01:31I know.
01:31Well, we need to stop now, put the bloody things on.
01:34Oliver.
01:34Absolutely battered.
01:35I'm meeting a friend, right?
01:37And I must look respectable.
01:41We need to change these shoes immediately.
01:43And my hair.
01:44All right, yeah, well, that's a disaster.
01:45Let's just hold that a sec.
01:46Let's just try and do these, shall we?
01:48They turned your feet terribly well.
01:52Oh, darling, thank you so much.
01:54Okay, all right, take shoes.
01:55Okay, darling.
01:56All right, let's go.
01:57Run.
01:57Lovely.
01:58Oliver, I'm bending the shoes.
01:59They've given me the worst blisters.
02:02Oh!
02:02Oh!
02:07I'm here to let me know that you're no longer small.
02:10Just forget what you're coming from.
02:14Come down what you're coming to.
02:17Mate, I'm vibing these glasses.
02:20I'm about these.
02:21Literally, it's like a player.
02:23We're going to Sri Lankia.
02:24Yes!
02:25Come on!
02:26Way to rub it in.
02:28Thanks for rubbing it in, guys.
02:29Cheers.
02:30Yeah.
02:30I'll be at home.
02:31Why can't you come?
02:32Why can't you come?
02:32I've got to study, I guess.
02:33So important.
02:34Well, that's cool.
02:36Yeah, I know.
02:37Actually, who else is going?
02:38So, it's you, me, Liv.
02:41I've heard a lot about when she goes out.
02:43She goes hard.
02:44Yeah, we used to go big back in the day.
02:46Also, Harry's coming.
02:48He's bringing his girlfriend.
02:49Yeah, he's actually bringing his girlfriend.
02:51Yeah.
02:52I do feel a little bit sorry for Liv.
02:53I just think that she's been sold this trip on a no-girlfriend thing.
02:58So, the only single people that are going are Habs and you two.
03:02Would you ever go there with Habs?
03:03Yeah, 100%.
03:04Yeah?
03:05Yeah.
03:05She's fit.
03:07Yeah.
03:07Yeah, yeah.
03:07I bet she wears a bikini very well.
03:09Oh, yeah.
03:10Boys, I cannot wait.
03:11It's going to be awesome.
03:12It's going to be so fun.
03:13Come on.
03:14Enjoy your work, though.
03:15Yeah, you study.
03:16We're going to suntan and we're going to get drunk.
03:18That's what's going to happen.
03:19Go for it.
03:19Hey, babe.
03:31I let myself in.
03:45It's all right.
03:46It's all right.
03:47You all right?
03:48I'm okay.
03:49So, you're packing?
03:50Hmm.
03:51I mean, I'm still going to go.
03:53Okay.
03:54So, who's going on this trip?
03:55Uh, I think it's just me, Harry, Sam and Miles.
04:02What?
04:03Miles is the guy who shit-stirred.
04:06Like, our relationship.
04:07I'm more going to hang out with Harry and Sam, Harry, one of which being my best friends,
04:11and Sam's one of my oldest friends.
04:14Why does it take Harry Baron, Sam Thompson and Miles to make you feel better when your best friend and your boyfriend is on a 10-hour flight back in England?
04:26It's not, you make it, when you say it like that, it makes it sound bad.
04:29It's not.
04:29It's Harry, it's my best friend trying to cheer me up.
04:32It's not a couple's holiday.
04:33It's people leaving their partners behind and just chilling out.
04:36To get away from me, basically.
04:38No, to feel better, to feel more myself again.
04:40I need to hang out with my mates and, like, I don't feel like myself at the moment.
04:44But how can I not help with that?
04:45That's what I don't get.
04:46Just give me time to do my own thing.
04:49You want to go away to solve your issues, which I get, but to do that, you have to go away from me.
04:54And that, that, that does hurt me a little bit.
04:57But, Dippy, again, this is not about you.
05:00I know, babe, but the thing is, we're in a relationship, so it is about us.
05:04I know, but listen, stop, you, this is the problem.
05:06I don't know, I just think I look at a relationship differently to you then.
05:09Maybe.
05:12You clearly don't give a fuck.
05:13Yeah, I do, because I, well, how do you think I look at a relationship?
05:17We would resolve this if you understood, actually, how this, like, both of us thought,
05:20but you're only thinking from one point of view.
05:22Dippy, you're, keep, it's not fucking about you.
05:24It's not about you.
05:25Just help me.
05:26And I want to help you.
05:27Babe, go, please just go, and I'll see you when I'm back, because this is, we're, we're going around,
05:30I'm not having this conversation anymore.
05:31I literally, I feel even worse after the other day.
05:34Just go, please, just go.
05:36Dig me.
05:37But this place, my God, what is this?
05:58Is this sugar in here?
06:00I guess, I don't.
06:01Oh my God, it's so classy.
06:02Do you take sugar?
06:03It sounds like I'm not supposed to, the way you said that.
06:06No.
06:06Do you take milk?
06:08I don't.
06:09Not in a sort of...
06:10One in Rome.
06:11One in Mark Francis' house.
06:14I'll take my tea plain.
06:15But I am happy to see you, and you're looking very well.
06:19No, really.
06:20Thank you, thank you.
06:21I mean, some, some have suggested otherwise, but...
06:24Whom?
06:24And why?
06:25How crude.
06:26I mean, the other day I was talking to Proudlock and Jamie,
06:29and it was as if they had sat me down and said to me,
06:33yeah, don't you think you've let yourself go a little bit?
06:36I know.
06:37I know.
06:38What does it mean?
06:39I seem to have been doing a lot of partying recently,
06:42but I guess they're not convinced I'm in the studio enough.
06:46I don't know what sort of person makes such a remark.
06:49Why not just pay someone a compliment?
06:50Why not just lie?
06:52I lie all the time.
06:54Oh, it's so divine to see you.
06:56You look wonderful.
06:57You must come for dinner.
06:59Are we having dinner next week?
07:00No, of course we're not having dinner.
07:01Go away.
07:02I hear you.
07:05You know, maybe I should have a chat with those guys.
07:07There are just ways of saying things.
07:11And some things one just doesn't want to be told.
07:13Sure as hell, Mark Francis over here, coming to my rescue.
07:17Oh, gosh.
07:18Me, of all people.
07:20I didn't think of myself as a charity worker,
07:22but here we are.
07:24Hello, how are you?
07:44I have a wonderful job.
07:45Good to see you, darling.
07:47No, happy to see you.
07:48This is my friend, Oliver.
07:49You must meet.
07:49Hi, Oliver.
07:50How are you?
07:50Good to have you.
07:50Pleased to meet you.
07:51I'm pretty sure I've got a grandson called Oliver.
07:53I definitely have.
07:55It's a very good name.
07:57Stanley has quite a few grandchildren.
07:59I do.
07:59I do.
08:00You've got to tick them off.
08:02I've got to update you about James.
08:04James.
08:05James.
08:05What has happened to James?
08:07Yeah, who is this James?
08:08Okay, he's quite tall.
08:10He's very handsome.
08:11He lives right on Green Park.
08:13I've been there once and he's spun me round on his lazy Susan and I really liked it.
08:18You know that Lady Caroline Lamb, I think in a house not far from there, was put inside
08:23a great silver platter and Lord Melbourne was having dinner.
08:26Lord Melbourne, I think, was our Prime Minister at the time.
08:29Anyway, at a certain moment when the main course arrived, the great silver platter arrived
08:33and they lifted up the platter and there was Lady Caroline Lamb.
08:36I'd only just thought about her joke.
08:38It was having lamb for supper.
08:39No.
08:39But she was completely naked and that was the point.
08:42And you've just given me an idea.
08:44You're small enough to get inside a platter, a silver platter, pretty easily.
08:47Not for the first date.
08:48I think I need to wait for the third date.
08:50So I feel I need to meet this James.
08:52Oh, okay.
08:53Why haven't you been with him yet?
08:55Well, I think maybe, you know, the trail has gone a bit cold because I've been a bit
08:59evasive because I've been so busy, which, you know, is fine.
09:02But wouldn't it be lovely to have a lovely date and someone to treat you and spoil you?
09:05And I want to meet this guy and I am very good at matchmaking.
09:09It's kind of my job, so...
09:10I don't want you to embarrass me.
09:12No.
09:13I think this is really exciting.
09:14I promise you're not going to regret this.
09:16You say you want a holiday, want a holiday, I know just how to be your escape, but you
09:29don't, don't do anything, give me anything, and...
09:33Fenley.
09:34Harry.
09:35I'm good.
09:36How are you?
09:36I'm quite excited.
09:37Very well.
09:37I'm so excited.
09:38I literally can't wait.
09:39I literally just want to flick my fingers and be there.
09:40I know.
09:41With a drink in our hands.
09:42Yes.
09:42On the beach.
09:43On the beach.
09:43Sun shining.
09:44Hi, guys.
09:45Shall we go?
09:47Surprise.
09:47Hi.
09:48Surprise.
09:50Are you fucking joking?
09:52I just don't know what the fuck I'm going to say to Digby now.
09:53If he suddenly knows that Melissa's going to be here, he's going to be like, well, it is a
09:56copper holiday then.
09:57Yeah, but no, but it's not.
09:57It'll be fine.
09:58I promise.
09:58I promise.
09:59I'll be the sea, honey.
10:11I'll be the sea, honey.
10:14I'll be the sea.
10:44I'll be the sea.
10:45I'll be the sea.
10:45I'll be the sea.
10:49Hello.
10:51Hello.
10:51Hello, hello, hello.
10:52Hello.
10:53How are you?
10:54I'm good.
10:55How are you, guys?
10:55Did you see?
10:56Did you see?
10:57They've been hitting some balls.
11:00How good is this trip?
11:02It's amazing.
11:03Literally, Harry's done very well on the resort.
11:05Whoever finds me a turtle will be my best friend.
11:07I'll find you a turtle.
11:09Okay, deal.
11:09Yes. Ha-ha.
11:11Best friends. Don't care.
11:13Come on. Guys, I've got a quick question.
11:15Are we going to have, like, the best time ever out here?
11:18I want drinking games, OK?
11:20Skinny-dippin'.
11:21Skinny-dippin'.
11:22Sam, where have you been hiding that body?
11:24Have you been working out?
11:26I have, I have.
11:27It's literally like rock hard.
11:29He couldn't wait to get his top off.
11:31Do you know what it is? It's living with Ryan, actually.
11:34He's a BJ.
11:35Yeah.
11:36You just get a personal trainer the whole time.
11:38It's great.
11:39I've got to be, like, and for, like, times like this,
11:41no offence, but I get to stand next to Harry.
11:43Oh, no.
11:45You're so mean.
11:46Is Harry not Jim?
11:47Shall we head to the bar and get a drink?
11:49Yes, we'll just get a pina colada.
11:51Let's do it, mate.
11:52All good. See you guys.
11:53See you guys later.
11:54Bye.
11:55And then there were two, right?
11:57Sam looks super good.
11:58I know. Where's he been hiding that body?
12:00I'm actually so confused.
12:01I thought he was going to be really small and weedy.
12:03But he's a nice size.
12:04He's not, like, too...
12:05No, he's got a really good body, actually.
12:07Stop.
12:08Where actually is Harry?
12:09He's not even been playing with the boys.
12:10I think he's with Liv.
12:11Oh, do you know what?
12:12He's, like, having their chill time.
12:13He, like, kept saying the other day,
12:14Liv is my priority on this trip.
12:19Sorry?
12:20What?
12:21What?
12:22I know.
12:23At first I was literally, like, mmm, what?
12:24Personally, it would piss me off so much if someone was like, I don't want your girlfriend
12:28to come.
12:29Yeah, I thought that was weird.
12:30It's rude.
12:31It's actually really rude.
12:32And I thought it was, like, not spoiled, but, like, a bit, like, why would you demand people
12:38not to come when it's not even your holiday?
12:40It would really annoy me, and then the fact that he's not even here, he's just sat with
12:45her.
12:46It's like, Harry's mine.
12:47It's like, no, actually, he's my boyfriend.
12:49Yeah.
12:50This is amazing, by the way.
13:03This is life, right?
13:04Mmm.
13:05This is the one thing I'm good at, tanning and boozing.
13:08Exactly.
13:09I thought, what better way to, like, de-stress you.
13:12How are things with you and Melissa?
13:15I'll be honest, I mean, she is slightly frosty towards me.
13:19Yeah, she is, yeah.
13:20Look, I get that you're both obviously quite fundamentally different, but I love her and
13:26as a friend I love you.
13:27You love me.
13:28We're not a happy family.
13:29We've got to try and make something work.
13:31Just ask her to stay in her room for a while and...
13:34Just lock her away.
13:35Shall we?
13:36Yeah.
13:37She's more like Habs.
13:40Boring.
13:41You think my bird's boring?
13:43Yeah.
13:46I was going to say joking at the end, but I'm actually not.
13:48It sounds like the issues that you have with Melissa are the same ones that you have with
13:52Digby.
13:53Genuinely speaking.
13:54I think he has this idea of wanting to be this perfect couple all the time.
13:58Or just, like, everything being perfect, like, we work out, we don't booze.
14:01I don't want to be perfect.
14:02I'm not that type.
14:04Like, I say things you shouldn't say, and I behave in ways you definitely shouldn't
14:07behave, but I don't want to change.
14:09I am changing to be like that, and I'm not like that.
14:12I need someone who gets me and, like, loves my, even my downfalls.
14:16I don't want Digby to be in love with someone who would do it that I'm not.
14:18Like, me being this fucking gym bunny.
14:20So, are you worried that he's going to see...
14:22I think I'm worried of showing my true colours and him being like, actually, she's not who I thought she was.
14:25I think I'm worried that he was.
14:53Camilla, thank you so much.
14:55It was divine.
14:56Is this your own personal harpist?
14:58Well, as far as I know, I'd hate to think of her as other people's harpists.
15:04Wait, so she just follows you wherever you go, basically?
15:06No, no, she doesn't follow me.
15:08She leads the way with her music.
15:10Oh, so you follow her?
15:11Wow.
15:12You follow her.
15:13I like that.
15:14In a spiritual sense.
15:15I'm so glad you came.
15:17Our friend Alec came to visit me.
15:19OK.
15:20What did he say?
15:21Perhaps his artistic sensitivities were slightly scarred.
15:25Basically, Mark, what it is, I've seen him a lot recently.
15:28He's booked a studio in, like, East London.
15:30He never goes to it.
15:31He's going out every night and partying.
15:33We want to make sure that he's aware of the fact that he may be going down on track.
15:37We're here to merely get him on track.
15:39You know, artists can be very sensitive types.
15:42Mm.
15:43Consider Alec the harpist, you know, and removing one of her strings.
15:49How could she ever play Debussy again?
15:51Well, that's the thing, man.
15:53We don't want to remove one of the strings.
15:55We want to fix the strings.
15:57You're right.
15:58So we need to help him bring in the focus.
16:01He needs to be in her studio.
16:03He needs to be in the studio.
16:04I know a person who owns a gallery.
16:06Maybe let's set up.
16:07Wonderful.
16:08Let's get an exhibition booked in, so then he has something to work towards.
16:11Let's get his focus back.
16:13Yes.
16:14I think this is all right.
16:16I mean, not all right.
16:18It's all absolutely right.
16:20Correct.
16:21So cool.
16:24I'm going to get the way you are.
16:26I've been dancing long.
16:28Been down, but now I've gotta get lifted up.
16:33I feel like I could see both of you out there.
16:55You'd be on the drums, you'd be the...
16:57Drums, tutu.
16:58With the fire.
16:59I am quite flames, to be fair.
17:01You actually look really nice tonight, by the way.
17:04So do we all, but you look nice.
17:06Like a Disney princess.
17:08Thanks, I'll take that.
17:09You look like Peter Pan.
17:11I will take that.
17:12100%.
17:13You look good in your suit.
17:15In your suit.
17:15In your suit?
17:17Get a little bit tongue-tied when I flirt.
17:21Aw, thanks.
17:22That's how you know.
17:23By bathing suit.
17:25By bathing suit.
17:26You looked good in your trunks.
17:27Thank you very much.
17:29That's very kind.
17:29I actually, literally, when you were like, you got your body inside, I was like, cha-ching.
17:38How romantic is it here?
17:40Literally, I was going to say, you honestly look stunning this evening as well.
17:44So do you.
17:45And I know, like, this trip has been, like, for Liv, but secretly, like, I've really enjoyed
17:51being away with you and obviously spending time with you.
17:53Why is that secretly?
17:54You're allowed to be okay with that and, like, excitement of you.
17:57I'm trying to be romantic here, Melissa.
17:59Just let me finish.
17:59Secretly, I'm really enjoying your company.
18:01I love your company so much.
18:04No, dear.
18:04Yeah.
18:05What have you been up to today, then?
18:07Um, spending time with Liv, obviously.
18:09Yeah.
18:09I mean, the conversation was, it was okay.
18:16Like, I mean, she's having a tough time at Digby.
18:18I know.
18:18Yeah.
18:20But it's a lot worse than what I thought.
18:22There's, like, fundamental flaws in their relationship.
18:25Really?
18:25Yeah.
18:26Did I come up in conversation?
18:29Funny you should say that.
18:30Yeah, you did.
18:32Yeah.
18:34What does she mean?
18:37I mean...
18:39You can't even get your words out.
18:40It's just...
18:41It's not that it's bad, it's like...
18:43Well, she literally just hates me.
18:44No, this just sucks.
18:46She's basically, she's, like, I find Melissa really boring.
18:54She came, she said, like, these things to me and I was like,
18:56it sounds like you're talking about your own boyfriend.
18:57Like, why does she want to make her life so much harder
19:00than it already is?
19:01Like, she's already having shit with Digby.
19:03Like, why does she need to, like, create a problem with me?
19:06I know.
19:07Like, get a fucking life.
19:09It's pathetic.
19:24This is quite nice.
19:25I'd rather be here, though, than in Sri Lanka.
19:30I mean, I'd go back if I was given the chance.
19:31Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
19:32Would you rather be in the sunlight?
19:33I wouldn't tell Sam that, but I'm quite jealous that he's there.
19:36Here he is.
19:37Diggers.
19:38Hi.
19:38How are you?
19:38Yeah, good, nice to see you.
19:40How are you, buddy?
19:41How are you, big boy?
19:41Are you well?
19:42Good, how are you?
19:42Good.
19:43Can I get your strongest G&T, please?
19:46A dooblade.
19:47How are you?
19:48Yeah, I'm all right.
19:49I'm all right.
19:50Oh, no.
19:51Obviously, like, Div spoke to you about, you know, how she's been feeling and everything.
19:55I'm looking at this relationship long term.
19:57I'm obsessed with this girl.
19:59Yeah.
19:59And I want to, if there's a problem that she has or I have a problem, I like to think
20:04that we can solve it together.
20:05I want to help you.
20:06Straight to a solution.
20:07Yeah, straight to a solution.
20:08I just want to solve this.
20:09The issues are deeper rooted than the surface day-to-day goings-on in your lives.
20:16She's never really felt this way about anyone before.
20:19You're her first proper boyfriend.
20:22It's just probably a big change for her.
20:24So, some time apart might make her miss you a lot.
20:28I really hope that you guys can resolve it.
20:32I mean...
20:32Before this conversation, I didn't feel like there's an issue.
20:35I mean, I don't...
20:36I've never thought there's been an issue.
20:38I don't know.
20:39We'll have to see when we get back, won't we?
20:41I'll get the debrief from Sam.
20:44Yeah, I did actually speak to Sam.
20:46You spoke to him already?
20:47Yeah.
20:47Sam told me that Melissa is actually there as well,
20:50which means Harry obviously invited her.
20:53Liv sold it to me that it was like a singles trip,
20:55like no boyfriends or girlfriends allowed,
20:58and that she just wanted to spend some time with her friends.
21:01And now I just feel like it's actually like,
21:03let's really get away from Digby.
21:05It's just like, it's progressively getting worse.
21:10I thought this was going to be like happy families.
21:13It can be.
21:14Oh, do you guys want another drink?
21:16Oh, Bentley.
21:17I'm just going to get myself on a margarita.
21:21You all right?
21:22Yeah, I'm all right.
21:23You guys all right?
21:24Yeah.
21:24We're good.
21:25We're good.
21:25Yeah.
21:27That's not awkward at all.
21:29What's wrong?
21:32Harry's just been explaining to me, like,
21:34what are you guys chatted about?
21:36What exactly were you explaining, Harry?
21:39I mean, I hate being in this position.
21:40I didn't say that.
21:41We can tell.
21:43You're laughing.
21:44Why don't Melissa and I talk without you?
21:45And you get the drinks, actually.
21:48Margarita bars.
21:49I'll leave you guys to it.
21:56Um, it seems a bit awkward.
21:59Well, it is awkward.
22:01What did Tara say to you?
22:02Obviously, I knew originally that you weren't keen on me coming on the trip or you didn't
22:05want me to come.
22:06Put yourself in my position.
22:08Is that, say you were in a shit situation in your relationship and all you wanted was,
22:12like, a couple days with your best friend and then he brings his girlfriend.
22:14You're like, it's not really the same thing.
22:17Do you get that?
22:18Harry would never ask that of you.
22:19Like, if you and Digby were on good terms...
22:21No, no.
22:21...you would never...
22:22I would, though.
22:23Go away.
22:23...you wouldn't, Liv.
22:24Yes, I would, Melissa, actually.
22:26You don't know me well enough to say stuff like that.
22:27It's not up to you.
22:28It's not your holiday.
22:28How do you think I feel?
22:29I'm in a fucking shit situation with my boyfriend.
22:31I know you've got shit going on.
22:31And looking at you, too, makes me miss him.
22:33I don't want to miss him.
22:34That's not my fault, though.
22:35No, it is you because you're here on this holiday.
22:38I'm here to try...
22:38Liv, I'm really sorry.
22:39That's just not my problem.
22:40Like, you can't...
22:41Well, it's my fucking problem, and you are my problem right now.
22:44I'm trying to...
22:44Because I'm going out with Harry.
22:46No, no, no, because he said to you,
22:47look, for a friend, I want to take my best mate on holiday.
22:50Yeah, but I would never ask that as my friend.
22:52Like, I would never ask that as my best guy friend.
22:54Like, don't bring your girlfriend.
22:55I just think this is weird.
22:57To be honest, this is the least of my fucking problems,
22:58and I don't...
22:59I really don't actually have an issue with you personally.
23:02Like, it's not...
23:02Stop saying I'm fucking boring.
23:04I'll admit you all, but I...
23:05Liv, you can't say shit like that to people.
23:07Well, I just said it.
23:08When all I've done is be nice to you.
23:09No, if you really, really cared
23:11and wanted me to actually feel fucking better,
23:13you wouldn't have come.
23:15Do you not get that?
23:17If I'm completely honest, I'm jealous.
23:20I'm fucking annoyed that I'm not on holiday with Digby.
23:23Like, it breaks my heart that me and Digby are in this position
23:25where I'm on holiday without him.
23:27I hate that.
23:28I really hate that.
23:30And looking at you and Harry doesn't...
23:32It makes it even worse,
23:33because I look at how happy you guys are
23:35and how unhappy I am.
23:37I'm honestly heartbroken.
23:38My situation, and I don't...
23:41I really don't mean to say nasty things.
23:43I'm just gutted.
23:44I'm, like, I am gutted.
23:45I can tell.
23:47I'm just annoyed at myself,
23:48because I so desperately want to be who I was before Digby,
23:51and I'm not.
23:53And I'm really, like...
23:55But do you feel like if he knew that you were like this...
23:58I just can't tell him.
24:00I just can't tell him.
24:22I can't tell him that you were like this.
24:24Yeah, we'll find a way from here
24:38If I could save a tear
24:42Show me I can't fear
24:46How good is this?
24:48It's amazing.
24:49Mitch Lee wonders the hands of a goddess.
24:54It was a bit flirty last night with you and Habs.
24:56It's quite fun.
24:58You can see a little sparkle maybe.
25:00It's just quite nice to have another single girl out there that you can sort of like vibe off.
25:04Yeah, yeah.
25:05It's just quite nice that now I can also have a little flirt.
25:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:10A bit of excitement.
25:11Have a butterfly or two, do you know what I mean?
25:13All right, boys.
25:14Hello.
25:15You all look very comfortable.
25:16Do you want to sit down?
25:17Sure.
25:18Is she coming down here for a massage?
25:20Well, they're taken.
25:21Oh, all right.
25:22Why don't you just give me one then, Sam?
25:23Okay.
25:24Wait, what?
25:25Joke.
25:26No.
25:27How are you guys?
25:28Relaxed.
25:29Really, really.
25:30Loving it.
25:31Mellow.
25:32I feel like a loner walking down here.
25:33No one's around.
25:34Oh, you're not a loner.
25:35No, you're not.
25:36You have me.
25:37I'm a loner at the moment as well.
25:38Are you?
25:39He's with Habs.
25:40I'm not with Habs.
25:41What is going on here?
25:42I was actually just having a bit of a flirt and it was fun.
25:44Was she giving it back?
25:45I believe she was flirting back.
25:47Yeah, she was.
25:48Cute little holiday romance.
25:50What happened to you last night?
25:51You just suddenly left.
25:53I made Melissa cry.
25:54Really?
25:55I was really mean to her.
25:56But then it all sort of just went from savage to then both of us crying and I was like,
26:01what the fuck's just happened?
26:02Well, you cried as well.
26:03I was crying in Sri Lanka.
26:05This is outrageous.
26:06I can't have any more tears actually, you know?
26:07No.
26:08No more tears.
26:09We just need to have some fun, seriously.
26:10We need to have some fun tonight.
26:11This trip has to go uphill from now on.
26:12Tonight we're going to have a really good time.
26:13A really good time.
26:14Because also, I don't want to get home being like, well that trip made my entire situation
26:17so much worse.
26:18No, because we'll be here.
26:19Thanks babes.
26:20Honestly, tonight is the night.
26:21Come on!
26:22Go on guys, let's do it.
26:23Yeah.
26:24Thanks Tim.
26:25No worries.
26:26Let's go.
26:33Oh, look at the monkey.
26:35Amazing.
26:41What is that?
26:44An albatross.
26:45That's in the water, Melissa.
26:47That's not an albatross.
26:48That's a buffalo.
26:49Is it a buffalo?
26:50Look back at it.
26:51So last night I left you with Liv.
26:58Oh my god.
26:59It's just so weird.
27:00She went from one extreme to the other basically.
27:03So she started off all guns blazing.
27:06Yeah.
27:07Why have you come on this trip?
27:08Like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
27:10She asked, she said why have you gone on this trip?
27:12Yeah.
27:13And then like halfway through she had tears in her eyes.
27:14Yeah.
27:15And then it made me cry, like my eye welled up.
27:17Why were you crying?
27:18Because I just emphasised her so much.
27:20She got so upset.
27:21It was like horrible.
27:22I was like in that situation.
27:23Like if anyone's that upset, like I don't care how horrible they've been to me.
27:25Yeah.
27:26Like I just feel awful for her.
27:27It was horrible.
27:28It was horrible.
27:29And then she just stopped and she was like, I'm just so jealous of you and Harry, like
27:32you get on so well.
27:33Well, I'm glad that like we never have like any issues.
27:36Let's just agree to like never have any issues like ever.
27:38You're okay?
27:39Yeah.
27:40We're like the best couple.
27:41As long as you just carry on being an absolute gem.
27:42I will.
27:43I'll carry on being amazing.
27:44You can be like even better and we can just have this like amazing relationship.
27:47We can.
27:48We do have an amazing relationship.
27:49We do.
27:50Yeah.
27:51Of course we do.
27:52We do.
27:53We do.
27:54We do.
27:55We do.
27:56We do.
27:57We do.
27:58We do.
27:59We do.
28:00We do.
28:01We do.
28:02We do.
28:03We do.
28:04We do.
28:05We do.
28:06We do.
28:07We do.
28:08We do.
28:09We do.
28:10We do.
28:11We do.
28:12We do.
28:13We do.
28:14We do.
28:15We do.
28:16We do.
28:17We do.
28:18We do.
28:19We do.
28:20We do.
28:21We do.
28:22Hello.
28:23Hello.
28:24Hi, how are you?
28:25OK.
28:26How are you doing?
28:27Very well.
28:28What a lovely surprise.
28:29Holly, hi.
28:30James, nice to meet you.
28:31I'm fantastic now.
28:32What a great distraction.
28:33Good.
28:34Good.
28:35Distract me for at least 30 minutes, please.
28:36I'll distract you a little bit more.
28:37A bit boring.
28:38I've heard you're studying, sweetie.
28:39Yes.
28:40Coffee and hopefully whisky, right?
28:42Oh!
28:43Jesus!
28:44Just don't tell the librarian.
28:47She knows me.
28:49Anyway, Toph, how are you?
28:51Good, darling.
28:52Have you missed me?
28:53A little bit, yeah, I must admit.
28:54Really?
28:55I think you've missed me a little bit as well, to be honest.
28:56It's always the odd 10pm text that comes about.
28:5910?
29:00At least it's not a 5am-er.
29:01No, it would generally be a 5am-er, I see.
29:04If you're really in the market, you're getting the call out of.
29:06Oh, that would be pretty cool, yeah, great.
29:08So what do you like to do in, like, a free-time way?
29:11Polo, golf, fly around as well to my PPL.
29:14It's to do with being a pilot?
29:16Yeah, I'm fully aware.
29:17P for pilot.
29:18And I'll finally get that done, and then you can end up nipping over to France for lunch.
29:21Yes, I don't know when I would fit this in.
29:24God knows, you're going to have to make the time.
29:26Yeah, ooh!
29:27Oh, my God, sorry, I'm in the library!
29:29Right, I need to save this work.
29:31Oh, God, I'm mortified.
29:33Right, OK, see in a minute.
29:35Hello?
29:36Did you hear the shuff?
29:38Amazing.
29:39I'm so sorry for interviewing you.
29:41I mean, it's...
29:42No, don't be.
29:43I think she quite likes you in a weird way, though.
29:45Do you think?
29:46But it's really odd.
29:47I haven't liked someone this much.
29:49She makes me feel like a little kid.
29:51She's amazing, isn't she?
29:52And what I've been doing is, like, very much taking the back foot.
29:55Like, I haven't really tried to ask her out, because I know how busy she is.
29:59Why don't I set something up?
30:02Yeah, I honestly think I need the helping hand, to be honest.
30:05Well, just leave this with me, and let's see what happens.
30:08I don't know whether to say thank you yet.
30:10You will.
30:12Cheers to the Bentley.
30:27Cheers to the Bentley.
30:29Cheers!
30:35Do the shot!
30:36Do the shot!
30:37Do the shot!
30:38Wait a minute.
30:39Can I just quickly say, this is brilliant.
30:51You're smiling, and I'm so happy about it.
30:53You're like a Cheshire cat right now.
30:55Your smile's going from here to here.
30:56My butt is deep hanging out.
30:58Right, I'm gonna go get a drink.
30:59You fancy coming?
31:01Yeah, I'll join.
31:03She wouldn't say no.
31:05Of course she is.
31:06Sammy there with a fist pump.
31:08Yes.
31:09He's loving it.
31:10He is loving life right now.
31:11Of course he is.
31:12Oh, my God.
31:13Can I just ask?
31:14Have you spoken to Digby?
31:15I don't want to get into this now.
31:17We're all having fun.
31:18I literally don't.
31:19Can I tell you something?
31:20Can you just take my phone and actually don't give it to me until we're back at the fucking
31:23airport?
31:24I need this time to not think about it.
31:26Yeah, clear your head.
31:28Under a pillow?
31:29Honestly.
31:30Here we go.
31:31Enjoy yourself.
31:32Look where we are.
31:33I am.
31:34I am.
31:35Can I tell you something?
31:36I feel like I'm just letting go of something.
31:37Just giving you my phone.
31:38You know what?
31:39Let's not talk about it anymore.
31:40Let's do some more drinks.
31:41I just want to have fun.
31:42Let's do some more shots.
31:43Miles, show us your...
31:45your anklet.
31:46Are you showing me a lot more?
31:49Not the problem, is it?
31:51Do you know what?
31:58I'm really happy you're out here.
32:01It's a really nice, like, change.
32:03I thought I was kind of just here to sort of look after Liv, which is obviously a massive
32:06priority of mine.
32:07Yeah.
32:08But I was quite excited when they said you were coming as well, get to know you a
32:13bit better, and I think you were really cool.
32:15Oh, thanks.
32:16And pretty.
32:18No worries.
32:19Well, it's been good to get to know you.
32:21You're actually really funny, which I didn't know before.
32:25You can do a fist pump.
32:27I was going to, and I kind of, like, held myself back a little bit.
32:30You held it back.
32:31Trying to play it a little bit cool.
32:32Also, you know, I feel like, correct me if I'm wrong, because I am awful at judging
32:37these kind of things, but I feel like you've been flirting with me a little bit out here.
32:41I might be wrong, but...
32:43I mean...
32:45If that's what you feel.
32:50I'm going to take that as you were flirting with me.
32:53You can take that as I was flirting with you.
32:56Okay.
32:59You know, we are in Sri Lanka.
33:00We are in Sri Lanka.
33:01And it's, you know, the island of...
33:04I don't actually know what it's the island of, but, like, it's a nice island.
33:08And, you know...
33:11You know, holiday romances.
33:13They're always fun.
33:14They are.
33:15I'm actually glad to see that you two are formally getting along.
33:38It's civil, which is good.
33:39Yeah, do you want to know why?
33:40Because I was clearly a grumpy fucking bitch.
33:42I mean, I'll be honest, I was fucking upset last night.
33:46But, no, I actually, like, I love this whole group.
33:48Everyone's really happy.
33:49There she is.
33:50She's bad.
33:51I love her.
33:52I love her.
33:53I love her.
33:54Yes!
33:55Oh, get your shot.
33:56Yes!
33:57Come on, Bentley.
33:58Are you getting in the pool?
34:00Let's get to the pool.
34:01Fully...
34:02Oh, she's doing it.
34:03Get in the pool.
34:04Oh, my God.
34:05This is going to be amazing.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08They're literally jumping in the pool.
34:09Stop!
34:10Oh, my God.
34:11All right.
34:12Nice job.
34:13Woo.
34:14Okay, pose for a pic.
34:15Pose for a pic.
34:16Pose!
34:17Pose!
34:18Pose!
34:19Pose!
34:20Pose!
34:21Pose!
34:22Pose!
34:23Pose!
34:24I love it.
34:25Woo!
34:26Woo!
34:27Oh, you actually got that.
34:29Oh, yeah!
34:30Got that.
34:31You got that.
34:32You got that.
34:35I wish I was on my own with Mario Liza on Christmas Day.
34:49Okay, guys, are we happy?
34:51I'll be happy once the cloth is written.
34:53Dude, also, you know what I'm so excited about is the red doll.
34:55You're going to buy the piece?
34:56No, it already has, dude. Look.
34:57Hold on.
34:58Red sticker.
34:59All right, all right.
34:59You've bought him.
35:00You've bought him.
35:01Don't be vulgar about these sort of things.
35:03We're not going to tell it's Mark?
35:04No.
35:04No, of course not.
35:05No, that would be terrible.
35:06I love that we're lying to our friend.
35:09It's all for a good cause.
35:11Exactly.
35:12Oh, here he is.
35:14There they are.
35:14Yes, bravo.
35:15Gentlemen, how are you doing?
35:18Mr. Francis.
35:18The artist enters.
35:19Looking beautiful, as always.
35:21As are you.
35:22Oh, are you going to put two kisses?
35:25Is that two?
35:27You want two?
35:28Well, sometimes you swing and sometimes you miss, okay?
35:31Dude, you love surprises.
35:33Uh-oh.
35:33Oh, that'll do.
35:38Hey, buddy.
35:39What's this guy down here?
35:41It looks like a red dot.
35:42Right?
35:43Yeah.
35:43You know what that means?
35:44Oh, it means sold.
35:45Yes, it does.
35:46Is it sold?
35:47Yeah, we sold it.
35:48Get out of here.
35:48We sold it.
35:49We sold it.
35:49Fuck off.
35:50We sold it.
35:51What, is one of you guys buying it?
35:53No, no.
35:53Don't be like that.
35:55No, we would never do that.
35:56You're so defeated.
35:57Mark knows the buyer very well.
36:00You're kidding.
36:01Well, I mean, not very well.
36:02It's a...
36:02No, no, you said very well.
36:03You did say very well.
36:04I don't care how well you know him.
36:06If he's buying it, bring him on down.
36:09Well, he did say, you did say that when you make, when Alec makes more pieces, that buyer
36:13wants to buy a lot more.
36:15Well, you give me two, three weeks, I'll have this place filled.
36:18Great.
36:18We've got a buyer.
36:19Let your buyer know.
36:20If anyone will take it, I'm down with it.
36:22Yes.
36:23Yes.
36:24Yes.
36:26Is there anything else I could do for you, Mark?
36:32I'll get back to you.
36:47Hi, Oz.
36:48How are you?
36:48Hello, Tom, darling.
36:49I'm great.
36:50Where are you?
36:50I'm waiting.
36:52Oh, I've been a little bit naughty.
36:54What do you mean?
36:55Just call me Cupid.
36:58Oh, Oliver.
37:00I'm going now.
37:02I'm going now.
37:03Hi.
37:04How are you?
37:05I'm fantastic.
37:05How are you?
37:06I wasn't quite expecting you.
37:08I've been tricked.
37:09Have you?
37:10Yes.
37:11I've somewhat been tricked as well.
37:13Day drinking, can I?
37:15Of course you can.
37:16Go for it.
37:16Yeah, I think I'm a little bit more let in than you.
37:19Because Oliver and me had a conversation after you left in a busy phone call.
37:24About me?
37:25Yeah, a little bit about you.
37:27Hey.
37:28Compliments from Mr. Holly Locke.
37:31From Oliver Locke?
37:31Yes.
37:32Enjoy.
37:32This is great.
37:33Thank you so much.
37:34He really has outdone himself.
37:35Well done, Oliver.
37:36Oh, I really like that.
37:37Go, dig in.
37:38Oliver knows me very well.
37:39See, I'm not a fan.
37:40What?
37:40They're my favourite things.
37:41How can you not like oysters?
37:42Because I would go into anaphylactic shops.
37:44Do you know they're so...
37:45Oh, well, that's funny.
37:46I would die.
37:47You can't?
37:47No.
37:48Oh, well, that's a shame for you.
37:49Are you going to dig in?
37:50My favourite food.
37:51Yeah, duh.
37:51How delicably done.
37:58Amazing.
38:02Such a cute smile.
38:04You're being very nice.
38:09And you haven't even had an oyster, so it's not even the oysters speaking.
38:12No, it's not.
38:13Who came up with, you know, the theory that oysters make you horny?
38:17It was Roman.
38:18What, they got all randy after some oysters?
38:20Yeah, well, they made up a load of stuff that we still believe in.
38:22Caecilius, Est, want you, you know, what?
38:25No clue.
38:26I literally just tried to talk dirty in that end.
38:29I actually did.
38:32I have been thinking about something quite seriously.
38:34Do it.
38:35And I have come to the conclusion that you are the most handsome man in SW3.
38:40SW3?
38:41Yeah.
38:41Wow, that's quite a compliment.
38:42Perhaps even the whole borough.
38:46I don't really, I've never heard a compliment for you, so thank you very much.
38:49It's quite all right.
38:50I like how all of us set this up.
38:53Me too.
38:53I would have come anyway.
38:56So would have I, yeah?
38:57Do you like some brown stuff?
39:17Mmm, yeah, go brown stuff.
39:19It's so much yummy, that.
39:26So guys, this is the last supper.
39:28The last supper.
39:29The last supper of Sri Lanka.
39:31What's going to happen back in London?
39:33You two?
39:33What happens in Sri Lanka stays in Sri Lanka.
39:35Ooh.
39:36No, that's really mean.
39:37I didn't actually mean that, Sam.
39:39I actually didn't mean that.
39:41It just felt like it was so apt to say something like that.
39:46I agree that.
39:46I think that it's been really, really nice getting to know you and I think that I would like to get to know you more back in London, obviously.
39:55This is cute.
39:56This is really cute.
39:57I can't refuse enough like that.
39:59I don't think you could actually.
39:59There it goes, Sammy there with the fist.
40:01Oh, he's back, Sammy T, he's back.
40:02He's down the victory dart.
40:04Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
40:05Cheers to you guys.
40:07There we go.
40:08Cheers.
40:09Cheers.
40:09Cheers.
40:10I'm cheersing my own success.
40:27It's so good to see you again.
40:29Where are you at now?
40:30You still haven't heard from her?
40:31No, not really.
40:32I don't know what she's thinking.
40:33I don't know what she's doing.
40:35I don't know.
40:36How is that kind of making you feel?
40:38Uh, mate, anxious, really anxious, actually, really anxious.
40:41I hope she's having a lovely time.
40:43I hope that when she comes back, she's all good, but I do, I do need to talk to her.
40:46Fuck that, mate.
40:47No, no, no, mate.
40:48You don't have to always be the nice guy.
40:49Say what you're really thinking, mate.
40:51I'll say it for you.
40:52You're a fucking top bloke.
40:53You treat her like a queen, mate.
40:54Yeah.
40:55If I'm putting myself in your seat right now, I'd be fucking nuts.
40:59I'd be livid, mate.
41:00I'd be like, no, no, no, no, no.
41:02Yeah.
41:03Mitz has now just arrived.
41:06Is he walking over?
41:07Yeah.
41:08With a pint in hand.
41:10Hello, gents.
41:11You all right?
41:12What's up, Skinhead?
41:13There's Skinhead coming in hot.
41:14How are you doing?
41:15You all right?
41:16Certainly didn't expect to see you two athletes in a bar.
41:19Yeah, mate.
41:20Just, uh...
41:21What are you talking about?
41:22Sometimes you've just got to take the edge off, mate, you know?
41:24Talking about protein and...
41:25No, no, no, no.
41:26We're actually talking about some deep and meaningful shit.
41:29Yeah, come on.
41:30Hit me.
41:31I know you obviously know Liv's gone off to Sri Lanka.
41:33Have you heard about it?
41:34Yeah, yeah, I heard about it.
41:35I'm quite jealous that we're not all there.
41:36It looks pretty banging.
41:37Sammy sent over some photos of their trip.
41:40It looks quite entertaining.
41:43I'll pre-warn you.
41:44Liv looks like she's having a good time, but...
41:46Who's that?
41:47Is that fucking Junior?
41:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:50But I spoke to them about it.
41:52Apparently there's nothing.
41:53They're all just, like, fucking around.
41:54There's one that you're probably not going to like too much,
41:56but it's nothing bad.
41:57I think she's just having a bit of fun.
42:00Do you want to see it?
42:02Yeah, pass it over.
42:06It's obviously not the best photo in the world, but...
42:08She's not going to be out there getting off with Mars.
42:13Like, come on.
42:17How does that make you feel?
42:19Nah, shit, mate.
42:20I would never do that to her.
42:22You know what it's like, though, when you have a few drinks
42:24and you're all fucking around.
42:26You sometimes...
42:27You forget what looks bad.
42:29Mate, there's no fucking exception for that, Mitt.
42:32There's no exception for that.
42:33Knowing Liv for who she is, I would be slightly more lenient,
42:36just because I know that she's a part of the girl
42:38and she likes to have a laugh.
42:39No.
42:40She needs to know that her actions are unacceptable.
42:42Oh, yeah.
42:43Two, you wouldn't do it to her.
42:44And three, it's just fucking...
42:45It's not how you behave in a relationship.
42:51I just feel like...
42:54..she would be an idiot to ruin what we have.
42:59An idiot.
43:00I had reservations before going on this trip,
43:02so I was like, I'm not sure whether...
43:04Liv's actually going to enjoy herself
43:06or whether she's going to sort of, like,
43:07let this thing with Digby just, like, get out of her mind.
43:10But you completely let yourself come through last night
43:13and it honestly...
43:14I actually had such a fun night.
43:16I know, I can tell. I can honestly tell.
43:18Yeah.
43:19I can honestly tell.
43:20I just hope that whatever happens back in London, that...
43:23I can still be that part.
43:24That doesn't get drowned out,
43:25because I feel like it has recently.
43:27Last night you were so much fun,
43:29and you deserve to be happy.
43:33The Olivia that I saw last night
43:35is the Olivia that I know and love.
43:37That is, like, our best friend.
43:38You shouldn't fundamentally change who you are
43:40to please someone else.
43:41They should love you for you.
43:42But am I doing...
43:43But I can't...
43:44Is it him doing that to me
43:45or am I subconsciously doing that to myself?
43:47Because I don't want to put him off or I don't want to...
43:49No.
43:50Olivia, you're not. You're not.
43:51You're not, honestly.
43:52You've become like a watered-down version of yourself.
43:54And...
43:55Which I hate.
43:56But I'm more almost angry at myself
43:58for becoming at that day.
43:59Exactly.
44:00But it is a fundamental issue
44:01if you feel like you can't beat yourself
44:03around the person who you're supposed to love.
44:05You can't...
44:06You can't be in a relationship
44:08where...
44:09where you feel that way.
44:12I know.
44:14I'm telling you, you have lost yourself.
44:16I'm telling you, you have lost yourself.
44:18It's hard.
44:19Can I tell you something?
44:20The only thing I'm thinking in the back of my head
44:21is seeing his face when I have to say to him
44:24that this isn't right.
44:26He's not making you happy.
44:27No.
44:28These problems are only going to get worse.
44:30Like, I think...
44:31I do know deep down it's not right.
44:32I know it's not right.
44:39I think I do need to break up with her.
44:41You know you've got to say it for you.
44:42100% of the way.
44:44Always.
44:45So why do I feel so shit?
44:50How can you tell someone that you love so much
44:52that you just know what you can't?
44:54And it's not that I don't want to be with him,
44:55it's more that I can't be.
44:56Like, how could you honestly go through a relationship
44:59with someone where you're not yourself?
45:01I don't know.
45:02You have no idea how hard it will be to tell him this.
45:14Like...
45:15The thought of breaking up with him, like, honestly breaks my heart.
45:19The thought of hurting him.
45:21That's what it is.
45:23I will be...
45:25You know that I'm going to be there for you.
45:26Sam's going to be there for you more than anything.
45:27I know, but I feel like I'm letting him down.
45:29No.
45:30The only person right now that you're letting down is yourself.
45:35Imagine, I'm going to break his heart.
45:37I'm not.
45:55I'm not sure if you've landed yet, but we need to talk.
46:01but we need to talk.
46:02I know that me and Liv are fucking great together.
46:05I don't think she's addressing to you the problems
46:07that she truly has.
46:08I want to wake up in the morning being like,
46:10yes, I'm in the best relationship, and I haven't got that.
46:13I just want a flat-out answer, like,
46:14do you want us to break up or not?
46:17One of the things we'd really like you to do
46:18is to make a speech to explain a bit about the book.
46:21I was actually thinking that maybe we wouldn't have a speech.
46:27Thank you so much for coming today to support me for the launch.
46:30I can't.
46:31I'm, like, literally freaking out.
46:33We had, like, a holiday romance.
46:34It was really nice.
46:35I'm going to ask her on a date for a one-on-one,
46:37because I don't want to screw it up.
46:40Hello.
46:42Are you on a date?
46:43Hi.
46:44Oh, God.
46:45So I guess the question is, like,
46:46can we carry on doing these kind of adventures together?
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47:10We think the point ends 120 pounds is a little too few among us.
47:12So we could train unsigten at 1903 timesольfientest that are with us.
47:15And you can even remember here.
47:17You