Made in Chelsea Season 15 Episode 10
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00:00I'm seeing a chick. Honestly, I've never felt like this before.
00:07We snogged. She's so fierce. Is it just a holiday romance?
00:13I don't know. I mean, he calls me, like, every day.
00:15Have you slept with him yet? No.
00:17Hello. Hi.
00:19What is your type, actually? Just someone a bit older than you.
00:22Okay. You can just be the fun little brother.
00:25I do know deep down it's not right. I know it's not right.
00:29Just get her out. Come on. Send her a voicemail.
00:31Please tell me you've done what you needed to do. Come out for a drink.
00:34What does it mean, do what you need to do?
00:36Well, because I had planned on breaking up with you, to be honest.
00:39Do you want to give it a go? Start off fresh.
00:42Yeah.
00:44I want to know what you need to do.
00:54I want to know what you need to do.
00:58Yeah. I want to know what you know what you need to do.
01:05Don't give me your name, Marie, then speak to me.
01:17Morning, baby.
01:20Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
01:23It's like boyfriend goals right here.
01:27I think I got it right.
01:28Have I on toast?
01:29You're so cute.
01:32No-one ever makes me breakfast in bed.
01:34Are you even going to eat it, though?
01:36Perhaps not.
01:37Probably not.
01:38Oh, well, at least it looks nice.
01:39I need, like, a bit of ketchup and a mayo.
01:41Yeah, I know, I forgot the bacon and the mayo and ketchup.
01:43It's the thought that counts, though.
01:44Yeah, that's true.
01:45Which is really cute.
01:46That is true.
01:47How are you feeling about everything, anyway?
01:48Yeah, I think I feel better.
01:50Yeah?
01:50Yeah.
01:51I think, um...
01:53I just need to, yeah, do more of, like, my own thing, you know?
01:57Um, like, tonight, I'm actually really excited about going out.
02:01Especially with me, like, it just makes me laugh.
02:03That's good.
02:03That's really fun.
02:04Yeah, and that doesn't bother you at all?
02:06No, babe, it really doesn't.
02:08Okay.
02:08It really doesn't.
02:09Yeah, I want you to go out and have fun.
02:11Get boozed up, get a binder.
02:14Sounds good.
02:15Make yourself at home again, count your blessings, one to ten.
02:29Make yourself at home again, count your blessings, one to ten.
02:33What's going on?
02:47Are we late for the 10.30 at King's Cross?
02:50Yeah, you've actually missed, cos I...
02:51Yeah, you've actually missed...
02:52I've missed...
02:52Oh, we've missed the train.
02:54Francis, L, L Francis.
02:56Ah, the famous L.
02:58So, how did you guys meet?
03:00This is actually interesting.
03:01OK, I've actually never asked this.
03:03What first attracted me to you?
03:07What?
03:08That's the wrong way around.
03:10Cos I'm French?
03:11No.
03:11And 19.
03:13Cos, you know, you look young and fresh, youthful.
03:16Hang on, I'm pretty young, aren't I?
03:18No.
03:20What?
03:21Wait, hang on, let's do the...
03:23You are, you are.
03:24OK, you are.
03:25You're young.
03:26Ish.
03:27What do you mean, ish?
03:28Young at heart.
03:29Young at heart.
03:29Definitely young at heart.
03:30Young in spirit.
03:31And he dresses like Bieber as well, which always helps.
03:34Exactly, yeah.
03:35Hey, have you got a lunch now?
03:36Yes, I do.
03:37OK.
03:37Me too, actually.
03:40You've got a lunch, how are you going to go as well?
03:42By yourself, then.
03:42OK, bye, then.
03:43Leave you here.
03:44I'll see you next.
03:44Bye.
03:44Bye, Al.
03:45See you soon.
03:45Bye.
03:48Drink it in, my friend.
03:51Drink it in.
03:52She's way out of your league, but...
03:53No, she's not out of my league.
03:54You're punching.
03:55No, I'm not punching.
03:56You are a bit.
03:57No, I'm not.
03:57I'm as pretty as she is pretty.
04:00Really?
04:01Yeah, that's what everyone says.
04:02Some people, when I walk down the street, some people go,
04:03How does she get him?
04:05She's got all these other young bucks running around,
04:09trying to steal her attention.
04:10Well, what am I, then?
04:12An ageing buck.
04:13I'm not an ageing, that sounds awful.
04:14I'm not an ageing buck.
04:16Don't say that to an ageing buck.
04:19Well, look, you know, Cleopatra used to put royal jelly on her face to keep her young.
04:27It's made by bees, that's what they feed the queen bee.
04:29I don't need to look younger, I look young.
04:31All right, yeah.
04:32Well, I mean, I'm going to be, you know, tending to the bees a bit later anyway.
04:37Look, thank you for that.
04:37OK, I'm glad you met her.
04:39It means a lot.
04:41I'll message you about the bees.
04:42Speak to you later.
04:43Oh, God, we really are old.
04:47He's trying to handshake.
04:49What are we doing?
04:49What are we doing?
04:52I can't believe Sophie's done this to her foot.
05:12I can't believe we have to walk up the stairs.
05:15It's such a chore.
05:16Could you please not go too far?
05:18Because I still have one foot to be pedicured.
05:23Hausfrau.
05:24Hi.
05:25We came as soon as we heard.
05:26I've been here for four days.
05:28You've been here for four days?
05:30Four days?
05:31Where have you been?
05:32I know.
05:33Well, I flew back from the Bahamas to see you, so...
05:37Yeah.
05:37How did you do this?
05:38So, it was kind of a classic champagne cork situation.
05:43Oh, dear.
05:43Where it shot across the room, straight through the Achilles.
05:47This is a cork-related injury.
05:49High-speed cork.
05:51Well, it's a very poor elevation.
05:52How long do you have to wear this questionable footwear?
05:55That questionable footwear will be on me for the next two to three weeks.
06:00And then I can't wear heels until the summer.
06:04No way.
06:05Yeah.
06:05You know, I'm really happy you guys are coming here to keep me company.
06:10I've been quite lonely the last few days.
06:13Don't do that, Mark.
06:14You're not getting out of here any time soon.
06:17Okay, well, perhaps we should order some more champagne.
06:20Yes.
06:21Pass me that atrocious-looking bell.
06:30Is everyone enjoying the cross-country?
06:32Oh, God.
06:34Please, slow down.
06:35You're so boring.
06:38Ryan, I thought you were fit.
06:41Off-roading.
06:43Off-roading is not one of these.
06:44I love off-roading.
06:45Oh, God.
06:48I actually did bring some fresh lemonade.
06:51Oh, awesome.
06:52Well done, Lou.
06:53Oh, thank you so much.
06:55Franks.
06:56You've actually come out with us, which is new.
06:58Yeah, I've been enjoying life with my girlfriend.
07:00You guys are super happy.
07:02It's kind of sickening.
07:03It's quite strange.
07:04I've never been this happy in a relationship before like this.
07:08Great.
07:08And I'm thinking of suggesting to her that we move in together.
07:13I mean, I hardly see you now.
07:14Yes, you do.
07:16Oh.
07:17We'll make time.
07:17Another mate gone.
07:19I don't need you like you need me every single day calling me up like you do with Sophie Haboo.
07:23Apparently you call her like five times a day.
07:25Wait, Harry, please.
07:26What's going on?
07:27I don't.
07:28So are you like more into her than she is you then?
07:30Oh, yeah.
07:31100%.
07:31100%.
07:32Are you going to move in?
07:33Do you know how needy I am then?
07:34Are you going to ask her to move in?
07:35Probably in a couple of years.
07:37Do you know what?
07:38I'm enjoying dating her.
07:39And we have slept together.
07:40Oh, ring the bell.
07:43That's disgusting.
07:45I'm going out of the boat.
07:48It's so true.
07:51I have like a strict three-day rule.
07:53Okay, so there's been three days.
07:56We've had three days on English soil and a week together.
07:59So really it was like about due.
08:01So we might have had like a sleepover.
08:03Just the one?
08:05Just the one.
08:06I can't.
08:06I don't believe it.
08:08A lady never tells, eh?
08:10No, but to be fair, it has been quite a while.
08:13Okay, moving on.
08:14I do find it quite odd.
08:16I thought you'd like be more going for the rugby type.
08:19You can't get your head around it, can't you?
08:20I can't.
08:21Like, I don't know.
08:22Like, he's completely opposite.
08:24Do you not think we look like a good match?
08:25No, not at all.
08:26Like, I think, no.
08:27You're putting you on.
08:28Not at all.
08:29But like, that is completely your decision.
08:30I just think you...
08:31I don't know.
08:32I don't think it'll last.
08:32Like...
08:33You just have to block out everyone's opinion.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:36I'm just surprised.
08:37Like, I'm honestly, like, baffled.
08:38But...
08:38Baffled?
08:39It's obviously...
08:40I don't understand why it's such a weird match.
08:43Like, Sam's a good-looking guy.
08:44He's got a great personality.
08:46I just find that it's not weird.
08:46He's so lovely to you.
08:48Who is better?
08:49Mitt or Sam?
08:51Come on.
08:52James is savage.
08:54Why do we care about Mitt?
08:55Yeah, Mitt's so in the background.
08:58So, Sam?
08:58Sam's current.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Sam's really nice.
09:01Sam's really cute and much more attentive.
09:04Yeah, it doesn't sound great.
09:05Well, it wasn't...
09:07It wasn't not great.
09:08It was just, like,
09:09you know the first time is never amazing.
09:11So, very average.
09:13It was nice.
09:14It wasn't really good, though.
09:15It was after night out,
09:17so we were both quite drunk.
09:19So...
09:19So you need to do it sober.
09:21You always have to have sober sex
09:22to be able to, like,
09:23fully know somebody's talents.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Yeah.
09:26To judge fairly.
09:28Yeah, no.
09:29Right.
09:30Moving on.
09:31Oh, hey, mate.
09:59Yo.
09:59You all right?
10:00Yeah, just here to pick up Liv.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Er, Liv.
10:04Yeah?
10:06Mitt's here.
10:07Er, one side.
10:09I think she's just getting ready, mate.
10:10She'll be down just a sec.
10:12Nice.
10:12Nice.
10:13Well, you have to.
10:13I'm just...
10:14I think I'm just going to go and meet up with Ryan, actually.
10:16Go and train with him.
10:17Going to go train?
10:18Yeah.
10:19I'm guessing Livy's going to be training her...
10:21Training her arms.
10:22You'll have to...
10:23You'll have to come out with us at some point.
10:25Yeah.
10:26No, mate.
10:26That would be, um...
10:28That would be good.
10:29Um, actually, mate, I'm quite glad I kind of bumped into you, you know.
10:34To hear the voice note that you sent Liv, I don't know, I felt like it was kind of, I don't know, I was a bit of a laughing stock.
10:41I just felt, obviously, Liv's your friend and ever since I've been going out with Liv, I felt like you and I have got quite friendly.
10:47Yep.
10:47To almost hear the voice note in the sense of you kind of celebrating it, but that Liv was going to break up with me.
10:52I was a bit... I was a bit... I thought that was a bit of a low blow.
10:55I just basically shouldn't be allowed a phone when I'm drunk, I think.
10:59Misses!
10:59Oh, hi.
11:01How are you?
11:02Hey, are you ready, finally?
11:03Finally, sorry.
11:04Got your assets on the show.
11:06My personality.
11:07Personalities.
11:08Um, yeah, I'm good.
11:09Who's you talking about?
11:11I don't know, nothing.
11:12Mobile phones.
11:13Yeah.
11:13And drunkness, basically.
11:15You look great.
11:17Um, you all right?
11:18Yeah, good, babe.
11:19Good.
11:19Good.
11:20I hope you guys have fun, anyway.
11:22Yeah.
11:23I'm sure we will.
11:23Yeah, I'll see you, yeah.
11:26When I see you.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Before I am.
11:29You'll still be up, right?
11:30In the gym.
11:31Yeah, just leaving there.
11:32Before I am, yeah.
11:33Um, no, but have fun, guys, anyway.
11:35I'll try not to send any voice notes.
11:39No, it's good news, sir.
11:40Have a ride.
11:40All right, bye, Liv.
12:11Here we are.
12:18Are we doing some more shots?
12:19I think we should play a game.
12:21What's the game?
12:22What's the game?
12:22The game is, you have to tell the truth or take a shot.
12:25Cool.
12:26Habs, who was better in the side, Sam or Mitt?
12:30What?
12:31I could have asked the same thing.
12:33Would it be the same answer?
12:36So...
12:36A little call for the end.
12:38Liv, right back at you.
12:40Who was better in the side?
12:41Like, dig for your man.
12:42Dig me, I said dig me.
12:44Oh.
12:46Pick up, pick up me as you like.
12:47I said dig me, so you're next.
12:49You know what this feels like.
12:50This is Sri Lanka, Mark 2, right here.
12:52Bentley is back.
12:53What?
12:54Bentley, continue in this game, OK?
12:56I'm going to say truth or shot, but you can't do this shot,
12:58so it's truth or truth, OK?
13:00Tell us all your deepest secret right now.
13:05Um...
13:05I would definitely recycle an old shag.
13:11Sorry.
13:12What?
13:12Is that because Alex is sat next to you right now, or...?
13:14I also did Sam, so you don't know.
13:17Wait, you're thinking about sleep others.
13:19No, but what I was saying is, you know when you shag someone,
13:21you're like, never again.
13:23I have a few that I probably would redo.
13:26So who would you redo?
13:28That's for me to know who's fine.
13:29Yes, Liv.
13:29Who would you redo?
13:30Nick, let's take a chance to do another shot.
13:31Yeah.
13:32Let's do it, OK, come on.
13:33Yeah, it's a boy's shot.
13:35This is just for Liv.
13:36It's just for Liv.
13:36It's for the boys and Bentley.
13:37It's a boy's shot.
13:38In a world of people full of gold
13:42Yeah, that feels good.
13:54I need to blow some steam off.
13:55Do you?
13:56Yeah.
13:56You've got a lot of pent-up anger there.
13:58Yeah, mate, just everything that's been going on.
14:00But no, that felt good, mate.
14:02The last time I saw you, you were in a bit of a low place.
14:05Yeah, mate, I'm obviously better.
14:06You know, I've managed to chat to Liv
14:07and I feel like I've sorted it out.
14:10There was one annoying bit.
14:11Bloody Mitten was drunk and sent this voice note
14:13almost like celebrating about the fact
14:15that she's going to break up with me.
14:17Why is it always Mitten, for fuck's sake?
14:19It was just like, what the fuck?
14:21And you know Liv's actually on a night out
14:23with Mitt right now.
14:24It's very tough.
14:25Really?
14:25It's a little bit of time, yeah.
14:27Mate, it's just a bit annoying.
14:29You know, Mitt comes up to my house,
14:30picks Liv up, her button's undone,
14:33you know, with her boobs out and everything like that.
14:35I mean, she looked fucking great,
14:37but I'm just a bit like, who are you dressing up for?
14:39Did you ask her that?
14:40Well, mate, I didn't get a chance.
14:42I feel like I'm just looking like a bit of a laughingstock.
14:45Yeah, but when you look at Liv's actions, even now,
14:48you're telling me that she's going out without you.
14:50You're like, what the fuck?
14:52Do you know what she'll say?
14:52She'll just be like, they're my friends.
14:54I don't think that you've got a strong enough grip
14:56on the situation.
14:57Yeah, but I've questioned her.
14:58I've said, do you want to be with me?
14:59And she's like, yes, I want to be with you.
15:01Well, she needs to stop saying things like,
15:04I miss my old self,
15:05and I miss going out and partying.
15:08And it's like, well, fucking,
15:09you either choose me or you choose that old lifestyle.
15:14Yeah.
15:14I know we've had a couple of shots,
15:23but she was like,
15:24I would recycle one of the hookups.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Who was she talking about, Sam?
15:29I know who you want to think she was talking about.
15:32This man right here.
15:32Just for the ego,
15:34I would like to say me.
15:36Do you know what I like about you?
15:37What?
15:37You smile with your eyes.
15:39Thanks.
15:39I've never been told that before.
15:42It's a nice thing.
15:44Oh, look, there's James and Mars.
15:51I went for lunch with James,
15:53and he was quite opinionated on our stating, weirdly.
15:57He was quite rude, to be honest.
15:58He was sort of like,
16:00I just don't think you're a very good pairing.
16:02It's not your time.
16:03He doesn't think we're going to laugh.
16:05Ouch.
16:06Yeah, I know.
16:07He went in.
16:07I was just sat there like,
16:08Does it bother you, does that...
16:11It didn't bother me as such,
16:13as in it just made me think,
16:14Oh, really?
16:15I'll be that weird.
16:17Has he been planting seeds?
16:19I may have dropped a few,
16:20sprinkled a couple.
16:21Hey, what can I do?
16:22But not...
16:23I found it more weird
16:24than it worried me.
16:26Good.
16:27Anyway,
16:28I don't think we're a bad match,
16:29so that's what really matters to me.
16:31That was an important opinion.
16:33I have been sick.
16:38I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm sick, I'm sick.
16:44I've been looking for someone like you.
16:53Hello.
16:54No.
16:55Hi, strudel.
16:56No.
17:00I'm injured.
17:02What?
17:03Thank you, Marky.
17:04Okay, wait, hold on.
17:04Of course.
17:05So what's happened, explain.
17:06So it was a champagne cork incident.
17:09But what's the point?
17:11Are you having a bad hair night?
17:13No, I just wanted to wear a hat.
17:14It's not a hat.
17:15This is a hat.
17:16It's not a hat.
17:17At the moment, I feel very young,
17:18so I went for a more young vibe.
17:20Do you find that infantile behavior
17:22brings across a more youthful look?
17:23He's dating a very lovely, very young lady.
17:27Just a little snippet, young girl.
17:29How could anyone possibly be younger than you?
17:31You're in a cap.
17:32This is where I need your guys' help.
17:33If you were going to do something to me,
17:36what would you change?
17:38Hair transplants are huge in Istanbul right now.
17:42Also on Harley Street, Sophie.
17:44I would definitely start with the hair transplant now
17:46before you need a toupee.
17:49Well, that was quite bold.
17:50Shit.
17:52I'm going to start thinking about it.
17:53I'd quite like some service.
17:55Yeah, same.
17:56So are you now in the wheelchair the entire time?
17:58I can't be on the foot too long,
18:00otherwise it hurts.
18:01But wait, what happens when Mark's not pushing around?
18:03What happens then?
18:04Then maybe you need to jump.
18:05I can't do it.
18:06Oh, come on, Struity.
18:07No, but you could.
18:08I have an idea for you.
18:09What?
18:10Why don't you use Miles?
18:14Oh, Miles.
18:14What's Miles?
18:15Sophie met this guy, Miles, all right?
18:17She flirted with him, she let him on.
18:19He now thinks she fancies him.
18:21He's cute, yeah.
18:22Look at that, he's still flirty with him.
18:24Oh my God, she likes him.
18:25I know, he likes somebody.
18:27I don't like anyone.
18:29I hate everyone.
18:30You can't say that.
18:31Is he strong enough to push your wheelchair?
18:33To be honest, I actually don't know.
18:34He's got like tiny little arms as well.
18:36He doesn't look very buff.
18:39You don't have to pay him.
18:40He can just, he'll be paid in your company.
18:43But you will not be paying him in kind.
18:45Do you understand?
18:47What does that mean?
18:48Well, have a very good, long, hard think about it.
18:53Miles would be hard.
18:54I'm kidding.
18:55You're ruining this again.
18:56Okay, we'll just message him.
18:57This is a beautiful thing.
18:58I'm going to message him now.
18:59A beautiful thing?
19:01What?
19:01Like the relationship.
19:03What?
19:04This is lunacy.
19:06I would like to see you for dinner.
19:08Nice.
19:09Ex-Sophie.
19:10Ex?
19:11Ex.
19:12So do you know he's going to think you're asking him on a date?
19:15So?
19:16It's not my fault.
19:17This is a completely neutral message.
19:19You're such a cheapskate.
19:20You just want free servicing.
19:26Wait.
19:30Okay.
19:31That's odd.
19:33Who?
19:33You'll never guess who texted me.
19:35Well, who was it?
19:36Sophie Herman.
19:37No.
19:37Just asked me out for dinner.
19:39Well, actually, no.
19:40She told me to take her own dinner.
19:42Come on.
19:42Inside.
19:43I'm just like, oh, my God.
19:44I'm looking for you, man.
19:45That's so good.
19:45But even though, like, we left it as, oh, we're friends, I'm like,
19:48secretly, please go out with me one day.
19:50Man, she's giving you, like, the golden ticket.
19:52Willy Wonka, I'm going to go see you tomorrow.
19:54Yes.
19:55I'm so happy.
19:57I can't believe it.
19:57Yes.
19:59Are they?
19:59Are they?
20:00Are you?
20:00Because you're not bad.
20:01It's been my pleasure.
20:02Miles, can I ask a favour?
20:03Do you mind if I have a quick word with James?
20:04Yeah, of course.
20:04I'll give you a like, well, I appreciate it.
20:06No, it's fine.
20:07What's up?
20:07Yeah, not much.
20:08Not much.
20:08How are you?
20:08Good?
20:09I'm all right, yeah.
20:10Yeah, I'm all right.
20:10How are you?
20:11I just spoke to Habs, and there's some, like, negative thoughts coming from you.
20:16From me, about you and Habs.
20:19Yeah.
20:19It's not malicious.
20:20It was literally just like, yeah, I just don't think you're a good mix.
20:22I thought she'd go for a more, like, rough and ready guy, and I think you'd
20:25agree that you're not rough and ready.
20:27But you said you don't think it's going to work?
20:30Yeah.
20:30And it was when, like, we were talking about, like, oh, like, how was the sex kind of thing.
20:34Why ask that?
20:36I mean, it came up in a conversation, and she was like, yeah, it could have been better.
20:41She said it could have been better?
20:43Yeah.
20:43Like, I mean, I can't imagine she actually said that.
20:46It's not great to hear from any guy, or even her.
20:48That's why I'm thinking, like, maybe it might not work.
20:53Okay.
20:56Well, there really no one else to say, then.
20:58Neither do I.
21:03One more.
21:04Oh, God, I don't know if I can, actually.
21:05You can.
21:05I would live.
21:06Could easily.
21:07Well, now I'm going to do it, because you said I'll live.
21:08Exactly.
21:09Here we go.
21:10Cheers.
21:11To having you back.
21:13Mmm.
21:16I'm going to be a sight for sore eyes tomorrow morning.
21:17Are you happy you're out?
21:19I'm happy I'm out.
21:20Which I love.
21:21But, why can't I be out with DB?
21:25But you're just different, that's all it is.
21:27Say you and I were in a relationship, we'd be here together, doing fuck knows what.
21:32But that's what I want DB to be like.
21:33I prefer who I am when I'm with you.
21:35Yeah.
21:37You make me feel really, like, loose and, like, ooh.
21:41You've got to be careful with that top, because you could have someone's eye out.
21:45And who's eye would that be?
21:48Can you and DB just mesh into one person?
21:51I just don't.
21:51And then I'll be like, sweet.
21:54I'll go on nights out, but then I'll get cut off as well.
21:56I just don't know if it's physically possible, but we can chime in.
21:58It's just a sort of brain surgery, I don't know.
22:00But I know you're saying you'd like to be with someone slightly more like me,
22:03but I feel it's more like you've come to the realisation that he's not the right guy for you.
22:08And I feel like you are subconsciously pushing yourself away from him.
22:11For example, coming out tonight, so that...
22:13Without ending it?
22:14So that he maybe is the one that breaks up with you.
22:19Is that kind of...
22:19I think it would be easier, wouldn't it?
22:21Yeah.
22:21I'll do things like, I'll come downstairs with my boobs out,
22:25and he realistically should be like,
22:27are you fucking joking?
22:28But he's not.
22:29Yeah.
22:30He's like, you could do it.
22:31Like, he's so sweet.
22:32But you shouldn't feel guilty.
22:34You shouldn't feel bad.
22:35But I already feel mean.
22:36I feel mean that I'm on a night out with you, mate.
22:38Yeah, but that's because you're a good person.
22:40You actually care about this guy.
22:42Yeah.
22:42And I know what it's like when you feel like you're holding on to someone
22:46so that you don't want to break their heart.
22:47It is the worst in the world.
22:49But often in the long run,
22:51it helps him out so much more if you're just really up front with it.
22:54Yeah.
22:55I know the situation is shit,
22:57but don't feel bad about what you've done.
22:58You have done nothing wrong.
23:05Okay.
23:09Don't be silly.
23:11I will be here.
23:12I will be there.
23:12You can't blame
23:22Tectonic flames
23:25For pushing me up until it shakes
23:29I can't believe I thought that putting your royal jelly on my face was a good idea.
23:48It's good. It's Cleopatra used it.
23:50Francis, are they out of my head?
23:52No.
23:53I feel like one's inside me.
23:54Oh, my God, I felt it lift off my hood.
23:57I felt it lift off my hood.
23:59Honestly, it has hands.
24:01Hey, look, at least you're braver than Sam and can't even get near them.
24:05Can you just give me a bit of smoke?
24:07Do you know what my favourite type of bee is?
24:09Boobies?
24:10Yeah.
24:11Give me a bit of smoke. You've told me that joke ten times.
24:14Well, look, is this royal jelly going to work or is it just a waste of time?
24:18Look, you're going to feel like a million bucks.
24:20Oh, my God, this one really doesn't like me.
24:22This one really doesn't...
24:24It's a beautiful thing, this hive, isn't it?
24:26This one really doesn't like me, Francis.
24:27It's efficient.
24:28You know, the...
24:29This one really hates me.
24:31The sum of all parts is greater than its component parts.
24:35OK, I'm going to get out of here just because it's too intense.
24:38Yeah, give me that.
24:39There you go.
24:40Go tell Sam he's a wimp.
24:41Sammy, I'm coming towards you.
24:42I don't like it here.
24:43Don't ever listen to Francis about jelly.
24:46Sammy!
24:47Sammy!
24:48Sammy!
24:49Sam!
25:04Good afternoon, some afternoon.
25:05Myles!
25:06Oh, my God.
25:07Sophie!
25:08Hi!
25:09How are you?
25:10I'm all right.
25:11Are you sure?
25:12Yeah.
25:13Are these for me?
25:14Yes.
25:15Aw, thank you.
25:16They're beautiful.
25:17They are beautiful.
25:18And may I ask, what happened to your leg?
25:20So I suffered a champagne cork related incident.
25:21Oh, God, that sounds devastating.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Well, I'm going to take you on a little date.
25:24Darling, did you think that this was a date?
25:25Yeah.
25:26I got this wrong, didn't I?
25:27Terry got this wrong.
25:28But, Mousie, we established that last time we spoke.
25:29You're the little brother.
25:30I never do.
25:31I never do.
25:32I never do.
25:33I never do.
25:34I never do.
25:35I never do.
25:36I never do.
25:37I never do.
25:38I never do.
25:39I never do.
25:40I never do.
25:41I never do.
25:42I never do.
25:43I never do.
25:44Oh, I never do.
25:45I never do.
25:46I never do.
25:47I never do.
25:48When we spoke, you're the little brother I never had.
25:50Well, we can still go for like a picnic.
25:52We can still go to run some errands because I thought you might be able to help me out
25:57with some things.
25:58What's in it for me?
25:59Is that a serious question?
26:01You get to hang out with me.
26:03I mean...
26:04No fair point.
26:05Very cheap.
26:06Right?
26:07Yeah.
26:08That's price enough.
26:09Okay, you can push me now.
26:10Take my flowers.
26:11And let's go.
26:12Okay, I'm ready.
26:13I'll be delicate, I promise.
26:14Oh, that's fine.
26:15I like it rough.
26:16I see the sun in the sky and it hurts my eyes.
26:20Oh my God, this is killing me after last night.
26:22I would much prefer a brunch.
26:24I know.
26:25Or a Bloody Mary.
26:27I feel so unfair, actually.
26:29No, you say it.
26:30Running is not my vibe at all.
26:35Are you okay?
26:36No, I'm dying.
26:37I want a Bloody Mary.
26:38No, I know.
26:39I actually regret doing this now, don't you?
26:41Well, since I've been forgiven from last night's many tequila shots.
26:44Oh my God.
26:45Oh my God.
26:46I'm actually pranging out a little bit.
26:47Because since I've left, Sam's like really not spoken to me.
26:50Actually, you know he's like really...
26:51Oh really?
26:52Full on.
26:53He's really great on the old phone calls and texting.
26:55Yeah.
26:56I've sent like Apple Voices.
26:57He's got no response.
26:58He's aired me.
26:59I know.
27:00Stop.
27:01I mean, I saw him talking to James, but I'm like, what the fuck could James have said?
27:05Like, what the hell could James have said?
27:06Oh, so he was talking to James when then he left and didn't say goodbye?
27:08Yeah.
27:09And you know, obviously like we had that branch and James was like really opinionated.
27:11Like, I don't think Sam's right for you.
27:12Yeah, I mean, he was putting a lot of hate on like you two just dating, which I thought
27:16was a bit weird.
27:17He was like getting pretty into it.
27:18I know.
27:19So I'm like thinking like, what the hell has James said?
27:21I really want to know.
27:22I would ask him.
27:23I would call him now and ask him.
27:24Should I call James?
27:25Yeah.
27:26Come on, Miles.
27:27You speed it up a little bit.
27:28I mean, I'm trying my best.
27:29Oh, wait, wait, wait.
27:30No, no.
27:31We've done enough shops.
27:32We've done enough shops.
27:33Hey.
27:34We are not here for fun.
27:35Oh, this is so bad.
27:36Oh, this is great.
27:37This is so bad.
27:38Oh, hi.
27:39Is this your date?
27:40Date?
27:41Date?
27:42I'm going to persist.
27:43I'm going to keep going.
27:44I think you should just push and talk less because we're really late and there's
27:49the butcher and we need to hurry up here.
27:51Sorry.
27:52Excuse me.
27:53Hello?
27:54James?
27:55Yes.
27:56Hi.
27:57Hey, it's Habs.
27:58Hey, Habs.
27:59How are you doing?
28:00Yeah, good, thank you.
28:01I have a question for you.
28:02Go for it.
28:03So, last time I met you, what was your conversation with Sam?
28:08So, like, he brought up, like, what was spoken at the breakfast table.
28:12Like, what we spoke about.
28:13Well, you spoke about your opinion.
28:15You told me that the sex was average.
28:17No, I never said that.
28:18You put words into my mouth.
28:20Quote for quote.
28:21I said it was nice and you were both being little pricks about it and being like,
28:26oh, nice doesn't mean that it's good.
28:28Like, nice average.
28:29Yeah, like, it's funny.
28:30Why is it not funny?
28:31I never ever said the word average, so it's really uncalled for and it's definitely not
28:36your place to go around and go and tell Sam that.
28:39I never...
28:40It doesn't even matter.
28:41Like, surely have sex with them again and then see if it's average again.
28:44So that makes it okay, I guess.
28:47That makes it fine.
28:48Okay, bye, James.
28:49Bye.
28:50Fantastic chat.
28:52Wait, so Habs and Sam Thompson had sexual...
28:56Yeah, intercourse.
28:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:58What?
28:59But I couldn't care less.
29:00Like, I seriously couldn't care less.
29:01Yeah.
29:02She just speaks too much.
29:03She does.
29:04Just too much.
29:05It's whiny as well.
29:06It's too much.
29:07It's just so unnecessary and so really nice and really bad on Sam now.
29:10And it's weird.
29:11No wonder he's not fucking talking to me.
29:13That's so embarrassing.
29:14I think he likes you too much to, like, let this fully ruin it.
29:17He's just a bit, like...
29:18I don't know.
29:19I'll be so annoyed if James has ruined this from being such a petty little...
29:23You really care about him, don't you?
29:25Yeah, I mean, I think it's made me realise that I do actually probably like him more than
29:30I've been letting on.
29:31Aww.
29:32This is a big step.
29:33A big step for me.
29:34You should tell him, though.
29:35Well, yeah, if he ever bloody answers my phone calls.
29:38Very strange.
29:39Right, shall we carry on?
29:40I'll run.
29:41Yeah, let's go.
29:44Hi, it's Jamie laying again.
29:46Yeah.
29:47I would...
29:48Yeah, so I'd really love to get that appointment in.
29:52Is there anything sooner?
29:53I kind of desperately need it now.
29:58OK.
29:59And how long does it take?
30:01And is it painful?
30:02Oh, yeah.
30:03My strawberries are for sure the...
30:05Yeah.
30:06Oh.
30:07Signal.
30:08What?
30:09Look, you can't just creep up with people when you're having a business call, right?
30:12That's not...
30:13You're just a nosy parker.
30:14Having a flare-up?
30:15No.
30:16Anyway!
30:17Look, you've got more troubles to think about on your hand.
30:19Tell me about your honey.
30:21You're talking about haps?
30:22Yeah.
30:23It's...
30:24It's...
30:25For me, OK, this is the problem.
30:26When you start, like, dating someone and things like that, like, I forgot how many people
30:30get involved, and, like, people like to talk about it, and there's, like, you know that
30:35James guy?
30:36Yeah.
30:37He's like, oh, mate, you know, she just said, you know, sex could have been a bit better.
30:40And I was like, oh, fuck.
30:41You know what someone says?
30:42You go, oh, what the fuck?
30:43Okay, wow.
30:44Yeah, but listen, hey, dude, listen.
30:45Do you know what?
30:46I'm going to give you a piece of advice here.
30:47It is baller to be bad in bed.
30:48I don't think I am.
30:49Yeah, yeah.
30:50Any guy who's good in bed is untrustworthy, firstly.
30:51You're not good in bed.
30:52If you're in good bed, you're like, whoa, whoa.
30:53What are you?
30:54Terrible.
30:55Obviously.
30:56Having sex with a girl for the first time is like being thrown into a cockpit off a plane
30:58when it's crashing and you're by yourself, and you have to figure out, oh,
31:01what are you?
31:02What are you?
31:03Terrible.
31:04Having sex with a girl for the first time is like being thrown into a cockpit off a plane
31:08when it's crashing and you're by yourself, and you have to figure out all the buttons
31:11to land the plane.
31:12No one's ever landed it.
31:13No one has.
31:14And if they have, they're like Johnny Depp.
31:16I think I've landed it.
31:17But then that's...
31:18The funny thing is they always think they land it.
31:21You always think you land it.
31:22You never do.
31:23Do you know what?
31:24When he says that, you're like, that's just a bit of a wank thing to say.
31:27And it's just like, I feel like a bit of an idiot.
31:29That's actually what it is.
31:30I just feel like a bit of an idiot.
31:33You know, I just don't know if I want to be in there anymore.
31:48Crack a smile as you break down
31:52I can just pretend
31:55Some chemical help bring this spell
32:00temporary end
32:03Hi, gorgeous.
32:04Hi.
32:05What's wrong?
32:06You sounded a bit distrae on the phone.
32:09See the large glass of...
32:12Something, come on.
32:13Water?
32:14Something.
32:15No, not water.
32:16The last thing I need.
32:17Oh.
32:18Hello, mate.
32:19Hey, mate.
32:20You all right?
32:21Yeah.
32:22All right.
32:23A little bit shaky.
32:24Last night was quite big.
32:25Yeah?
32:26Good night, though.
32:27A lot of fun.
32:28How are you?
32:29Yeah, mate.
32:30I'm all right.
32:31I'm all right.
32:32No, mate.
32:33Thanks for coming.
32:34Thanks for coming today.
32:35I'm always up for a beer.
32:36Yeah.
32:37No matter what the backdrop is.
32:38Yeah.
32:39Talk to me.
32:40I want to...
32:41No, mate.
32:42Obviously, you know I saw you last night and I just basically wanted to talk to you and just
32:44basically how I'm kind of looking at it at the moment.
32:47I don't know where you guys are at.
32:50I don't know what's been said between you and where you've left it.
32:52Well, obviously, you know, I feel like she doesn't quite know what she wants and I do feel like her friends have had a massive influence on this.
33:12I feel like they have got into her head.
33:14I think if I was away in Sri Lanka and people telling me that I'm not right for her, I'm not right for her or she's not right for me, I would start thinking that.
33:21And I feel like she's got to the point where she started to believe this and that's why she's pushing me away.
33:26If you want my honest opinion, I don't think that's the truth, man.
33:30Like, seeing the way she's tormented, it's not because...
33:35It's literally just down to this difference.
33:37I think she wants to live a different life.
33:38She basically said last night that she was drawing on the fact that she feels that you guys have different personalities and she kind of used me as a reference to someone that she felt like she would be better suited to in a relationship.
33:50She's trying to provoke you. In my honest opinion, she's trying to provoke you enough so that you end the relationship.
33:58Yeah.
33:59And if I was to sit here and be completely honest with you, because I don't like to bullshit about these things, I would act first and I would end it with her.
34:05Like, I think that's where it's got to. She cares about you a lot and I don't think she has the balls to strike, if you know what I mean.
34:15But obviously Liv is my friend, but I think for both of you, what I'm saying is for the best.
34:22Yeah.
34:23You're not happy, she's not happy at the minute. That's, on the face of it, that's all I can see.
34:28That's all I can see.
34:35...
34:40.
34:45.
34:50Love not you!
35:14Thanks, Mylesle!
35:15Oh, look at you, being a protective brother!
35:19Good job, and I'm for wasting all you
35:22Oh, what's up?
35:25Cheers.
35:30That's a funky bit.
35:31There's been something that I've been wanting to speak to you about.
35:35I'm actually quite nervous, quite now.
35:40I mean, I feel, because I love you so much,
35:43and I do enjoy spending literally every single day with you,
35:45I feel that I feel that we should move in together.
35:54Really?
35:55Yeah, I do.
35:56Well, I'm not...
35:58Really?
35:59Yeah.
36:00Have I used to do that?
36:01Yes.
36:03You need to give me an answer.
36:04Yes, obviously.
36:05Yeah? Would you like to do that?
36:06Yes, of course I would.
36:07I'd love to do that.
36:11Yeah, well, that makes me really happy.
36:13I'm so excited.
36:14I'm so excited as well.
36:15I'm so excited.
36:31Well, it's nice to have you back again, darling.
36:33You've been avoiding us, I think.
36:35I've been...
36:36Crying in my flat.
36:38Oh, sweetie pie, what's the story?
36:40Where are you at?
36:42I feel a certain way when I hang out with my friends.
36:45Like, when I hang out with Mitt, he, like, we have this jokey banter,
36:49kind of like the banter that we have as a family.
36:51Like, you know, there's the silliness and all that sort of stuff,
36:53but with Digby, I don't...
36:55We don't really have that.
36:57Like, we have silly banter,
36:58but it's not the quick-witted shit that goes on between all of us.
37:02And do you miss that?
37:03Yeah, I do miss that,
37:04because I feel like that's who I sort of am,
37:05is the jokey, silly, crude, kind of, like, stupid stuff.
37:09Rebel.
37:10Yeah.
37:11Look, he's very nice, you're very nice,
37:13but you're completely different people.
37:14But isn't it good to be slightly different?
37:16Not in this case.
37:17Definitely not.
37:18Not if you're...
37:19Not if one person's...
37:19Absolutely not.
37:21If he's not bringing out the best in you,
37:23that's what any...
37:23You want to be the best...
37:25But he...
37:25The side he brings out of me, I actually like.
37:28Like, it's the more, like, stable side.
37:31It's a little bit boring, darling.
37:33I mean, that is the reality, isn't it?
37:36You're a feisty person,
37:37and you need somebody who keeps you on your toes.
37:40And that, yeah...
37:40And it's too easy, maybe, at the moment.
37:43Yeah, like, there are so many times I think I've done stuff
37:45where I'd want him to turn around and be like,
37:47are you joking?
37:48You can't do that.
37:49You've got to have respect for each other,
37:50and if you're tormenting him, like, pulling the wings off...
37:54This is what I'm doing now.
37:54No, now I'm being...
37:55Pulling the wings off flies.
37:56And he's certainly...
37:57And you're not malicious.
37:58I do have a streak that can be quite vicious, but...
38:00Are you being a bit of a coward?
38:02No, but...
38:03Do you...
38:03Would it be easier if you actually pushed him to the limit
38:06and he turned around and said,
38:07see you later, Liv, I'm out of here?
38:09No, but I know that's what I'm doing to him.
38:11But this cannot continue.
38:13Me...
38:13Tormenting him, no.
38:14Tormenting him and snagging...
38:16Well, also, you're being tormented.
38:17I mean, you are being tormented by all this.
38:19But you're so...
38:20I mean, you know, you're such a happy person.
38:22You're a mischievous little minx.
38:23You know.
38:24But that's...
38:25I want to be that with Digby.
38:27Well, unfortunately, you can't have everything in life.
38:29And maybe he's not that...
38:31You know, hasn't got the wherewithal to be that person.
38:33You enjoy your night?
39:01Well, not ready at all.
39:03Well, I'm not ready at all.
39:08Well, I'm just...
39:09This is how you dance at a gig.
39:10Like a weirdo, dances like that.
39:12So, how do you dance at a gig, then?
39:14Well, I can't really...
39:16With dust...
39:16I can't really dance.
39:18You can still dance, you can still move, you can still sweat.
39:21Well, I was also half-leaning on my new schleppy Mars, Miles.
39:25Have you met him?
39:26Oh, yes.
39:26I'm...
39:27You've met Miles.
39:27You've met Miles?
39:28Yeah.
39:28So...
39:29Why are you smirking?
39:30I'm not.
39:31You are smirking.
39:31So come to your face.
39:32You think he's cute, is that it?
39:34The hell is it?
39:35It's because he's younger than me?
39:36That's what it is.
39:37It's because he's younger than me.
39:38Yeah.
39:38Yeah.
39:40Oh.
39:40Guys, that was intense.
39:42What was intense?
39:42They're moshing.
39:43I just lost a button.
39:44Okay, we've been talking about the fact that, like, you know, we've been trying to stay
39:48young, all right?
39:49I have tried one thing, which I think has worked.
39:51What?
39:54Oh, my God!
39:55So I, uh...
39:55One and got a quick hair transplant.
40:01Are you doing forestation on your head?
40:06It doesn't feel like a funny...
40:07Listen, firstly, with these kind of things, so I want to do this.
40:09Freshly cut grouse.
40:10Eloisa, I didn't do this for myself.
40:12Listen, I did it for you.
40:14Well, that's very sweet, but I like you just the way you are.
40:16I do.
40:17I don't think you need to look any younger.
40:18Well, that is very sweet.
40:20But that's annoying that I spent a lot of money on my hair for no reason.
40:24The best thing about this now is if my hair recedes backwards, yeah, I'm just going to be
40:27left with two dozen hair in the front.
40:31But what do you think it is that makes, like, a healthy relationship work?
40:36Relaxed.
40:37You should feel very relaxed.
40:38Are you expecting or not?
40:39No, I don't.
40:40Oh.
40:40Um, no, I think it's, um, it's one of those things where...
40:44Hey, Diggers.
40:48How are you?
40:49You know, trying to be something that you're not.
40:51I'm just here to see your daughter, actually.
40:53Oh, darling, come on in.
40:56They're just down there.
40:57Thanks, Casey.
40:59Mr. Gray.
40:59I've just been having a bit of a catch-up with her life in London.
41:04Look what the cat dragged in.
41:06Good God.
41:07I'm not sure we were expecting you.
41:09Hi, Kevin.
41:10Digby.
41:11Why don't you take a seat?
41:12I'm fine, thanks, Katie.
41:13I'll just, I'd quite like to just talk to Liv by herself.
41:17If that's OK.
41:18Good.
41:20We'll go upstairs.
41:20Mate, I don't know if Liv is going to either love me or hate me,
41:29but I basically was pre-upfront with Digby.
41:33Told him that he should basically dumb Liv.
41:35She's going to hate you?
41:36She'll love me in the long run.
41:37When she's miserable and alone, yeah, maybe.
41:39Hi, buddy.
41:39That's not going to happen.
41:41Hi.
41:41Hello.
41:42How's it going?
41:42Good.
41:44Apparently you've been talking about his penis.
41:47I'm going to go get another drink, actually.
41:48I would never do that.
41:49Do you want to be here?
41:50See you guys in a bit.
41:51Bye.
41:53Hi, Mick.
41:55I definitely haven't been talking about your penis.
41:58I feel like we have an idiot.
41:59I did not say what he, I promise you all my life,
42:02whatever you have heard is not what I said.
42:06But I have really enjoyed, it's such a shame,
42:09because I've really enjoyed getting to know you
42:10and, like, spending time with you.
42:14So, it's really shit that James has put a dampen on it.
42:18So, you're trying to save your life, then?
42:22That's what I'm trying to say.
42:23Thanks for helping me out.
42:26Oh, I'll like you too.
42:28Cool.
42:29Should we carry on dating?
42:32I would like that.
42:33Oh, I'll be right back.
42:34Oh, I'll be right back.
42:36Oh, I'll be right back.
42:37Oh, I'll be right back.
42:38Oh, I'll be right back.
42:38Oh, I'll be right back.
42:39Oh, I'll be right back.
42:40Oh, I'll be right back.
42:41Oh, I'll be right back.
42:42Oh, I'll be right back.
42:43Oh, I'll be right back.
42:44Oh, I'll be right back.
42:45Oh, I'll be right back.
42:46Oh, I'll be right back.
42:47Oh, I'll be right back.
42:48Oh, I'll be right back.
42:49Oh, I'll be right back.
42:50Oh, I'll be right back.
42:51Oh, I'll be right back.
42:52Oh, I'll be right back.
42:53Oh, I'll be right back.
42:54It's you! Ha! Red! Down!
43:06Sorry, I came unexpectedly.
43:08It's OK, I think that's obviously stuff we've got to talk about.
43:11Yeah, definitely.
43:15I can't quite believe how, like, disrespectful you've been to me.
43:20And then to find out that you've basically gone to Mitten
43:23and said that you would like traits of Mitten's personality in me.
43:29Not in a relationship sense.
43:30Uh-huh.
43:31Not as in I would want to date someone like Mitten.
43:34It's more the jokey, fun side of stuff that I sometimes don't feel I have with you.
43:38Liv, that's not a nice thing to happen.
43:40Of course it's not. I know it's awful.
43:42I treat you like shit, and I do, and I know that, I do know that.
43:45I don't want it to be that way, and I don't mean it to be that way.
43:48Liv, it shouldn't be that way.
43:49But, Liv, I've been a true gentleman in this whole thing.
43:52All I've wanted-
43:53But don't be!
43:54Listen to me, all I've wanted is just for you to feel better.
43:56Because this whole thing has been about you, Liv.
43:58You need to make your mind up on what you want.
44:01Because I want you.
44:03Then we shouldn't be together. Simple as that.
44:05What, so you're just, you're just gonna quit? You're just gonna quit like that?
44:07No, but I don't know what to do.
44:08Huh?
44:09I don't know, I physically don't know what to do.
44:10What do you want?
44:11What do you want to do?
44:12I don't know what to do.
44:13What do you want?
44:14I want to be with you, but it's just not, clearly not working, is it?
44:16Liv, it is working, but-
44:17It's not working!
44:18Liv, the only reason why it's not working is because of the way you're behaving.
44:21Stop!
44:22I don't know what to do, Digby.
44:24I've tried to do stuff to make me more me, but now I've turned into an absolute bitch,
44:27and I've been nasty to you, and say-
44:29Why are you doing that?
44:30I don't know.
44:32I think maybe there's part of me that wants a rise out of you, or wants you to be someone you're not, or you to-
44:36You've certainly got a rise out of me, because I'm here now.
44:42It worries me that I don't think we're on the same page.
44:44You need to figure out what you want, because I'm honestly, right now, I'm out.
44:48I want to be with you, but we are definitely not right for each other, we're not.
44:51I just, yeah.
44:53Yeah.
44:54We've tried, failed, I'm now being nasty to you, I'm being someone I don't want to be,
44:57you're coming here behaving like this, which is, I've driven you to do.
45:01So we're not right, Digby, it's not right.
45:04As much as we want this to work, it's-
45:06We shouldn't want it to work this much to make it actually work, should we?
45:12It shouldn't be this much effort, and it shouldn't be this much arguing.
45:16It shouldn't be.
45:18Why should it be so hard?
45:20There's clearly something wrong here, isn't there?
45:28I just think, I just think-
45:29We know it's not right, Digby, we know it's not right.
45:31I just think it's all-
45:34I don't really know what else to say, Liv.
45:36I just think it's clearly not working, and I don't think it ever will.
45:41Okay, well, I'll leave.
45:42We shouldn't be together.
45:43I'll leave then.
45:44Oh, boy, you're feeling something.
45:50You see it in your eyes, you see that you're not right.
45:55You're not right.
45:58You're not right.
46:01That you're not right.
46:03You're not right.
46:06I've never felt like this about a girl before.
46:08Do you feel like you need to impress her or something?
46:10Yes, obviously.
46:12Ah!
46:14Ah!
46:16She missed it.
46:18She's just chatting to that guy with really great hair.
46:20Oh, my God.
46:22I'm gonna throw a tea party.
46:24I will make it look sensational.
46:27So basically, I've done something like this.
46:29Oh, my God.