Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a local mayor who was unavailable to speak with the news because he was at a concert and that leads to Chuck pretending to be him enjoying the concert.
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00:00The citizens of Warren got their state of the city address last night from their necromayor.
00:12No way.
00:13No way.
00:14But of course, did he do it live?
00:18No, it was taped.
00:19Yeah, of course.
00:20He released a video recording so no one could ask him any questions.
00:24Who does that?
00:25Never have I heard of that.
00:27Mayor Jim Fouts released a video recording of this year's address yesterday.
00:32A city council member said Fouts wanted to concentrate on the city's success and avoid any disruptions from possible picketers and media.
00:40Every time anybody has footage of him, he just throws a little smoke bomb and is like...
00:45I am surprised he doesn't have smoke bombs, honestly.
00:50Because he uses trap doors and whatever else he can find.
00:53He'll be like, Mr. Mayor, we can see your feet behind the curtains.
00:59We see your feet, Mr. Mayor.
01:02Scurries up the curtains.
01:03I've never heard of anyone releasing a taped State of the City address.
01:08No.
01:09No, but he's...
01:09Scurried up the curtains.
01:10But you can...
01:11I'm doing that now.
01:12Yeah.
01:13Oh, Jesus.
01:14He goes upside down.
01:16Ah!
01:16He's up there!
01:17Yeah.
01:20Here's how Channel 7 covered this story.
01:22Take a listen here.
01:22Fouts is breaking with tradition tonight as he apparently tries to avoid nagging questions.
01:27Instead of delivering his State of the City speech in person, he put it on tape.
01:32Mayor Fouts did return my phone call tonight.
01:34He said he was at a concert and couldn't speak.
01:36A concert?
01:37He said he'd be happy to do an interview tomorrow.
01:39Is he at Bon Jovi?
01:40I'm at the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
01:42Was he at Bon Jovi last night?
01:43He must have been at Bon Jovi.
01:45He was at a concert.
01:45He was at a concert.
01:45He sold out show at the Joe, right?
01:47Yep.
01:47He couldn't make it.
01:48This is...
01:49I would be mayor if I could do it this way.
01:51I know.
01:52Like, I just...
01:52I can't show up to anything.
01:54Listen, everyone.
01:54You're not going to see me very much.
01:57I'm going to be just kind of hiding out.
01:59Listen, we're really...
02:00We're busy at Bon Jovi, but...
02:02Bon Jovi?
02:04That's the only big concert I can think of in town last night.
02:07Yeah.
02:07Because I don't think he was at Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes at all.
02:10No, he wasn't at that, but was there a goth?
02:13And bury your dad's not until Saturday night.
02:15Yeah, exactly.
02:16There might have been a goth, small goth band at the shelter that we don't know about.
02:19I could see him at a goth band.
02:20Yeah.
02:21So, there you go.
02:22That's where he was.
02:23Yeah.
02:23That's his thing.
02:24Yeah.
02:26Halfway there.
02:28Living on a prayer.
02:31Necromayor Six Bon Jovi!
02:33Way there.
02:36They're halfway there.
02:38Way there.
02:40Living on a prayer.
02:42Take my hand, and we'll make it, I swear.
02:47Way there.
02:49Living on a prayer.
02:50Living on a prayer.
03:00Oh, we...
03:02Oh, we...
03:04Oh, we...
03:06Oh, we...
03:08Oh, we...
03:08Oh, we...
03:09Oh, we...
03:10Oh, come on!
03:21Come on, push over, you screwed it up!
03:25Hey!
03:27Johnny, you should work on the docks.
03:31Little trick, he's dead on his neck.
03:34So, job like the citizens of Warren.
03:37So tough, hey!
03:42Gina worked the diner all day.
03:45At least have jobs, working for her men.
03:48She brings home the pay for love.
03:53Ooh, for love.
03:57She says you got power, but we've got to make a difference if we make it or not.
04:06We've got each other, and that's a lot for love.
04:10Oh my god, a reporter!
04:13Mr. Man, I'm Mr. Man!
04:14No!
04:16I can't take your questions!
04:18No!
04:19I'm at a Bon Jovi concert!
04:22Pick that in hand!
04:24I'll do it again, I swear!
04:26No!
04:27Give it all a prayer!
04:29Oh!
04:32Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we!
04:34All right.
04:36Okay.
04:38That's enough of that.
04:40That's enough of that.
04:42The Necromare rocks!
04:43Yes, please!
04:44Necromare sings Bon Jovi all day.
04:46Oh my god.
04:47I hope they play slippery when wet the whole album!
04:50Oh, I love that he was at a concert.
04:57He does have that young girlfriend, maybe she wanted to go to Bon Jovi.
05:00Oh, right, she was probably into it.
05:01You know what, he probably has to do some stuff to him.
05:04I mean, how do you get a young chick?
05:06You gotta like...
05:06Oh, they like activities.
05:08Yeah.
05:10Oh god, too funny.
05:11I can see him just rocking out at that show, though, can't you?
05:16I like the idea of a reporter seeing him.
05:18Yeah, I know.
05:19And all those evil movements that he had.
05:21Oh, yeah.
05:25Someone said, is Mayor Feltz the Great and Powerful Oz?
05:29Do not keep behind the curtain!
05:31It's kind of like that.
05:32Yeah, that's next.
05:34No, like, if you, like, went into, like, an abandoned, haunted-looking house and, like,
05:38opened a door and then shined a flashlight through it, then in the corner, Mayor Feltz
05:42was there?
05:43Yeah!
05:43Yeah!
05:44Like a coffin.
05:45The coffin opens up.
05:47Oh!
05:49That wouldn't be a shock.
05:50The Necro-Man lives!
05:52Hey!
05:53Ah!
05:55I'm not taking any questions today.
05:57Ah!
05:58Ah!