Dave & Chuck have been working together for a while and today they shared a couple stories from the early days involving rollerblades and a lunchroom attendant.
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00:00I can't believe I ended up in the hospital because of blank.
00:11Jody from Brownstown, hello.
00:13So I thought I was an experienced rollerblader,
00:17and it turns out that as I was rollerblading down a hill,
00:21I wasn't what I thought and ended up with road rash going from my butt
00:29to my girl parts.
00:32Oh, man.
00:33Chuck loves to rollerblade, too.
00:35Yeah, I don't rollerblade anymore.
00:38I think you brought your rollerblades to work once years ago.
00:40God, you were really into it.
00:42Yeah, when you wore those short shorts and you either rollerbladed to work
00:45or you had them at work.
00:46What are you talking about?
00:47That's how I knew he rollerbladed.
00:48You weren't there yet.
00:48I wasn't there yet.
00:49No, I definitely didn't rollerblade to work.
00:52It wasn't that.
00:53You're so lazy.
00:54I can't imagine you rollerblading to work.
00:57Were you going somewhere or something, meeting someone?
00:59No, I think it was to get a reaction from people,
01:04so I brought my rollerblades to work.
01:09In Dave's mind, you were rollerblading all the way.
01:11Dave thought I was gay.
01:13Yeah, rollerblading to work.
01:15I imagine it was like a big disc man on, rollerblading into work.
01:19Short shorts.
01:20Dave, I was an enigma to Dave.
01:22Yeah, he totally still was.
01:24His hair changed color every week.
01:25That one time you brought rollerblades to work,
01:28and Dave's mind translated to,
01:29he loves rollerblades.
01:31He loves us nonstop.
01:33That's all he does.
01:34I think he rollerbladed to work that way.
01:36No.
01:37No, I didn't.
01:39I don't think so.
01:40Oh, man, I can't wait for Dave and Chuck to freak the movie,
01:43the origin story.
01:45It's going to be wild.
01:47It'll be like Dave's version and Chuck's version.
01:49I cannot wrap my head around this fella.
01:51I would be so flamboyantly gay through the eyes of Dave rollerblading.
01:59So guys, guys, okay, hold on.
02:01And short shorts.
02:02One day he came in with like bright red hair.
02:04Yeah, yeah.
02:04And then he had those shorts, so short the pockets hung out.
02:07Yeah, yeah.
02:08With like white t-shirts.
02:10Yeah, white t-shirts.
02:10And rollerblades.
02:11Oh yeah, for sure.
02:12He was so gay.
02:12It was Chuck the Freak.
02:13I found him like listening to Depeche Mode and stuff.
02:17It was Chuck the Freak trying to find himself.
02:19I guess.
02:20Pet shop boys.
02:21He loved the pet shop boys.
02:22Come on.
02:22Now he's found himself.
02:23I still do.
02:25Yeah.
02:26I mean, I.
02:27I remember being outside with someone going,
02:31so that guy, like I didn't even know his name.
02:33I got that guy down there.
02:33He's, is he gay?
02:36I'm like, Chuck?
02:37I'm like, yeah, like the guy with the short shorts.
02:39Can you imagine what Dave said about you?
02:41Oh, I can't even imagine.
02:42Can't even imagine.
02:43No, I said he was a nice guy, but I was like, is he gay?
02:45He's a nice guy.
02:46He's a little gay.
02:50Dave's interpretation of him.
02:52That's, it would be hilarious.
02:54The, the film.
02:55Oh yeah.
02:56Like in through Dave's eyes, you would have like a multicolored bow up.
03:00Yeah.
03:00Like through anyone else's eyes, I'm in, you know, shorter shorts, you know,
03:06but to Dave, my shorts go right up my ass.
03:09And I'm in like knee high socks with a scarf flowing behind me.
03:14I'm on rollerblades.
03:15You wear rollerblades everywhere.
03:17Yeah.
03:18You always had rollerblades on.
03:20I'm like the chick from Boogie Nights.
03:22Yeah.
03:22I just imagine you like, kind of like stayed in place, rolling them around.
03:25Yeah.
03:26You're like, Hey, the name's Chuck.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Hello.
03:30Hello.
03:32Chitty, Dave.
03:33I'm gone for a smoke break, Dave.
03:38Dave and Chuck in the early years.
03:40Dave's out smoking, asking everyone if I'm gay.
03:48Well, Dave's smoking too.
03:50That's weird.
03:51Like that's, yeah.
03:52I can't imagine that.
03:53That's what it was back then.
03:55Oh, the early years.
03:56Yep.
03:57We had some good times on the weekend, the weekend crew there.
03:59Yeah.
04:00We had some fun.
04:01Um, this one challenge guy that used to make us sandwiches we could buy.
04:05That might've been before Dave's time.
04:06Write that in the movie.
04:09He should be a character.
04:10They let him run the cafeteria, right?
04:11Yeah, he ran the cafeteria.
04:12The challenge guy?
04:13He was challenged.
04:14Cafeteria?
04:14There's a cafeteria.
04:15Okay, downstairs.
04:16They used to have a cafeteria?
04:17That downstairs kitchen area?
04:19They used to like do it up?
04:20There was a challenged man behind there who would make-
04:22Like all the time, he was employed just to cook food?
04:24He was employed just to make sandwiches.
04:27What happened by the time I got there?
04:28None of that.
04:29Well, he was gone, but they got rid of it.
04:30Yeah, they got rid of it.
04:30There was no food.
04:31Something I think happened.
04:32I don't know exactly what happened.
04:34I just see the promo even.
04:36It's just like clips of Dave talking about Chuck.
04:39Smoking.
04:39That guy.
04:40Two unlikely friends.
04:42Yeah, that guy down the hall.
04:43He gay?
04:43Or?
04:44Dave goes downstairs and asks the challenged sandwich guy if I'm actually a gay or not.
04:50I'm not sure if he's gay or not.
04:53He looks a pretty gay to me.
04:57He must have thought you were gay, too.
04:59He must have thought you were gay, too.
05:01Everybody thought you were gay.
05:03I don't think he knew what gay was.
05:05You know what I mean?
05:06I don't.
05:07What's his story?
05:08Yeah.
05:09What's his story?
05:10I'm not sure, Dave.
05:11I don't really want into him all that much.
05:13I just make sandwiches.
05:17I can't believe there was a sandwich maker downstairs.
05:20Yeah, a challenge sandwich maker.
05:22Yeah, a challenge sandwich guy.
05:25Ah, radio.
05:27That's unusual.
05:28It was cutting corners, you know?
05:29Yeah.
05:29Like it was just trying to cut costs.
05:31He didn't want to bring a normal guy in to make sandwiches.
05:34But a gay to me, Dave.
05:36He looks as gay as I've ever seen.
05:38Oh, yeah.
05:43All right.
05:43Well, there you go.
05:44The early days of Dave and Chuck the Freak.
05:46A little flashback there to gay Chuck and the challenge sandwich guy.
05:49Jesus.
05:50No.
05:55I don't think so.
05:55I don't think so.
05:56I don't think so.
05:57I don't think so.