Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a road rage incident in a parking that involved a beauty school student, a cyclist and pepper spray.
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00:00Some prosecutors in Sterling Heights are deciding whether to press charges in a road rage incident there.
00:15This happened yesterday in the parking lot in front of the Paul Mitchell Beauty School on Van Dyke near 18 Mile.
00:23A bicyclist says a driver was going the wrong way and almost hit him in front of that beauty school.
00:28The driver got out of the car, the two exchanged words, and the driver pepper sprayed the bicyclist's face.
00:37Oh, finally, a cyclist got what they deserved.
00:40Well, the male beauty school attendee, I don't know, police arrested and then later released the driver.
00:47They say they're going to decide whether to press charges.
00:49So the guy was driving the wrong way out of the beauty school.
00:54And the cyclist almost got hit by him and was like, what the hell?
01:03You know, I don't know what the rules are for like a parking lot type of thing.
01:07But I think whenever there are like arrows and stuff, it's not really the road.
01:13I don't think that same rules applied like they can't be governed by police in a parking lot.
01:21This guy who was going the wrong way and who got into the altercation with the gay bicyclist.
01:27I think it may be the other way around.
01:29Oh, okay.
01:30Either way.
01:30The beauty school driver.
01:31Either way, they both seem pretty.
01:34He's riding a bike?
01:36Yeah.
01:36The only thing you know about him.
01:38Yep.
01:38That's all I need to know.
01:40Run the high risk.
01:40And I'm just saying, like, I think you can go out the entrance and a cop can't give you a ticket for it.
01:52No, and I don't think he's going to get a ticket for that.
01:53He'll get a ticket for pepper spraying the cyclist.
01:55Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
01:55If he gets a ticket for anything.
01:57It's funny.
01:58He hits the cyclist and then he's like, here, just choke on this.
02:01We'll fight for you, man.
02:03He had a bad day in beauty school, right?
02:06He's just taken off the wrong way.
02:08He didn't care.
02:09He's like, I just can't do these braids.
02:10It's goddamn mermaid hair.
02:12He's like, oh, God, a cyclist?
02:16Jesus Christ, here.
02:18And he knows what the cyclist said.
02:20Yeah.
02:21What are you doing?
02:21He's yelling at him.
02:22Yeah, probably some slurs.
02:23Yeah, some slurs.
02:24The gentleman was.
02:25Well, here you go.
02:28Didn't expect that, did you?
02:31Lance Armstrong.
02:34Lance Armstrong.
02:38Take that.
02:38That's hilarious.
02:43Just got no time for your attitude, mister.
02:45I would have loved to have seen the confrontation between the male beauty school attendee and the cyclist in the Sterling Heights parking lot.
02:54I hope he barely even let the cyclist freak out.
02:56Like, he just hit him and was like, here we go.
02:58That's just what I was looking for.
02:59Oh, Jesus.
03:00Here we go.
03:02Some wannabe Tour de France.
03:08Yeah, yeah.
03:08What do you want to say, cyclist?
03:10You hit me with your car.
03:13And.
03:13Oh, God.
03:15Why are you doing this?
03:18Just shut up.
03:18I just wanted to go for a bike ride.
03:21That was pretty stupid.
03:22Oh, Jesus Christ.
03:24It burns so horribly bad.
03:26You realize it's January.
03:28It's cold.
03:29Oh, I think my leg is broken.
03:32So you know, you don't look the best in those spandex.
03:36Thanks for kicking me while I'm down.
03:38Angry hairdresser.
03:41Not yet.
03:42Not official yet.
03:43Soon, though.
03:44And soon, I'll have my own chair.
03:46And then next, I'll have my own place.
03:48Oh, I still can't see.
03:50Steal all the clientele.
03:53It's an angry, angry gay beauty school attendee.
04:01Was it pepper spray or a hairspray?
04:03Well, I was wondering the same thing.
04:05I really was.
04:07Yeah, now your eyes are sticky, huh, bitch?
04:09Some Paul Mitchell for you.
04:12Your eyebrows won't move.
04:16Stronghold.
04:18Your eyelashes are like glued.
04:22They become one.
04:25That's right.
04:26Someone said, I bet they're both named Trevor.
04:28Yeah.
04:31And oh, someone.
04:33My eyes.
04:34The angry gay beauty school dropout.
04:37Yeah.
04:37Well, we'll see what happens if this beauty school guy is charged for pepper spraying the
04:44cyclist in the parking lot of the Paul Mitchell beauty school.
04:46I just wonder what Lance said to him.
04:49I know.
04:49I bet it was a hilarious scene, man.
04:52Well, you.
04:52I know you're not a big fan of cyclists, Chuck.
04:54No.
04:54If someone like is going the wrong way and almost hit you or does hit you with their vehicle,
04:59you'd be pissed.
05:00Yeah.
05:01Yeah.
05:01But I mean, you know, let's just say I didn't hit you and you got mad about it, but then
05:06you took it to some kind of next level where you got up in my face in my car.
05:10Yeah.
05:11Paul Mitchell right to the face.