Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Florida who was caught on video explosively defecating between two cars in a parking lot.
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00:00A report of crapper man on the loose crapper man
00:08please actually calling calling him crapper man cops have dubbed him crapper man sounds
00:16like an enemy in mega man yeah it's crapper man the ABC affiliate in Tampa Bay covered the story
00:22here briefly police in one panhandle town they're looking for a man that they've dubbed the crapper
00:27man after a camera caught him defecating in public I don't know what else you'd call him
00:32Crestview police report his business behind a jewelry store an employee almost no crapper man
00:38crapper man no oh my god did you pixelate that enough the police chief is very angry about this
00:45saying it really stinks when people don't give a crap about their town oh I just want to know
00:50can we see that without do you think that exists without pixelation I don't know what
00:57else you'd call him Crestview police report this man did his business behind a jewelry
01:01watch it fly employee almost stepped right in the mess oh my god
01:06is uh very angry about this saying it really he really had some pressure behind
01:14could you watch that without pixelation no no no I don't want to see someone I can
01:19watch it without pixelation of course you could be hilarious no what happened to his shirt where's
01:22you from I don't this is crapper man that's a crapper Florida panhandle somewhere crapper man
01:28crapper man where you from it is um it's disturbing when you see stuff fly out of you can't believe the
01:34velocity that it can reach and um if you've never seen it it's something you could compete in the
01:40olympics for distance yeah like like you can't even imagine the poo javelin toss we're never going to
01:46track Florida though I can't believe we're trying to uh find this I know we're trying to
01:50pixelated video of this disgusting crapper man is that his name yeah the crapper man oh there it is
01:56there it is oh god there it is we found it okay I'm gonna turn it I don't know if it's gonna say
02:02anything but this is gonna be this is gonna be impressive no we found oh no just close that down
02:08just exit exit oh no oh no no it's the unedited video no it's his face is edited no it's like a
02:23chocolate fountain at the all you can eat buffet oh he ain't done he ain't done oh my god he ain't done
02:31crapper man damn you crapper man let's see that again that is an appropriate name for him
02:37yeah let's see that from i mean that looks like a steady diet of pickled eggs where does it land
02:42on the ground where does it land oh jesus that first initial blast it's like a backdoor money shot
02:57yeah oh i'm telling you that's how i felt this morning really had to go i told james is trying
03:04oh he wiped it with his hand oh god what did he pull out of his ass what did he just pull out of
03:10his ass what do you think dave crap what do you think dave this video this unedited video is
03:19oh haunting oh crapper man no you know limits to your treachery oh he just what is he doing he
03:27doesn't care it's just covered what's he gonna do wipe it on the car oh yeah probably oh it is
03:32mustard like coloring oh where's he going oh what you do what you do crapper man what you do can you
03:39guys i can't look but what does he does he have even paper he just no no no no no no
03:45oh i think he's got a napkin or a sock or something because he like folds it and then he
03:52goes back for more my word crapper man but it was very soiled after that first wipe
03:59all right so oh my jesus oh my jesus oh my gentle jesus oh god that is so disgusting
04:07all right so he that's bad he gets he pulls his trousers yeah spreads and just unleashes
04:13how many times we watch this i gotta see what he does here he's trying to get to the bottom of it
04:18he's not done yet he's wiping the tears from his face oh god you guys okay so what does he do right
04:23here i can't see it again no i'm not looking again no what's he do right i'm done i'm done i'm done
04:28i'm not not he does he gets something right he looks like his other hand he has something he
04:33switches to the right hand yeah it was for the wipe now he's folding now he folds it and goes
04:38for a second wipe he has a wipe it's disgusting still but he has a wipe he's got something oh he
04:43had he was prepared yeah he looks like he did a four-way fold it's probably a shirt he ripped
04:47the shirt oh maybe that's what that is i guess i've got a share of this because you have to share it
04:52you're planning on sharing this well don't you think people are asking for it of course there are
04:57is there like a high demand for crapper man video on pixelated it's still it's still pixelated
05:03but not as new like his butt is pixelated but not the not enough not enough no you can totally
05:11see is that technically not safe for work yes it's not safe okay i just wondered there's an old
05:16man pooping on the ground i don't know how is that safe for work why don't you work he looks like
05:20an old man too that has like a horrible diet like like he's oh yeah yeah yeah like his poop was
05:26liquid mustard yeah it was i don't know look brown to me it was not when look on the ground
05:32like the spicy mustard you get from like a chinese takeout place yeah i feel so bad that i
05:38research to try and find out thank you you made this happen thank you what was i thinking
05:43what was i thinking if you sick appers want to see crapper man oh well twitter.com slash dave and chuck
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