Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share about awkward encounters with woman and the first caller has a really shocking story.
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00:00What was your most awkward moment with a lady?
00:13Ladies, what's the most awkward a guy has been with you?
00:16248-544-9743 and text us 4WRAF-49743.
00:22Nate from Macomb will kick us off on the Riff Lines.
00:24Good morning, Nate.
00:25Hey, how's she going, eh?
00:26How's she going, eh?
00:27What's the most awkward you've been with a lady?
00:30All right, so me and this girl were getting a little hot and heavy one night,
00:33and it was our first date.
00:34Well, I kind of went to go bite her on the neck,
00:37but she actually had a pimple on her neck, and it squirted right into my mouth.
00:42Yep, yep.
00:43So I kind of just ended it right there.
00:46Made her go home, had to brush my teeth.
00:48Oh, God, there's a pimple in my mouth.
00:51I think Andy's about to throw up.
00:53Oh, Jesus.
00:55I'm glad I can make it.
00:56Dirty bastard.
00:57But yeah, that was probably the most awkward I had.
01:00Oh, boy, imagine.
01:01I had to end it right there.
01:02You could imagine you went to bite, and then you felt like something strike you,
01:09like deep in the back of your tongue.
01:12Like a yellow pus.
01:15Very descriptive.
01:17God, that's disgusting.
01:19You pimple, you bitch.
01:21Listen.
01:21Don't let me bite you.
01:23Listen.
01:23Don't push me away.
01:24You know you got pimples?
01:25No, but they didn't.
01:26Pussy pimples?
01:27You know, the thing is, you gotta know the territory.
01:32You know, you gotta take a gander around and make sure you're not biting on something growing.
01:38Yeah.
01:39You look before you bite.
01:41Yeah.
01:41I mean, would there even be, like, would there be, like, a lot?
01:44Or what is the deal?
01:46What's the deal?
01:46What if it was big and it shot?
01:50Oh, my Lord.
01:50Thank God.
01:51There's no fussy pimples on me.
01:53Do I have the neck pimples?
01:54I'm sure I got something somewhere.
01:56I've never had a pimple on my neck.
01:59That's gross.
02:00Well, I mean, it's just, as guys, we get them because we get ingrown hairs or whatever.
02:04Well, that's different.
02:05That's an ingrown hair.
02:06That's what I'm imagining, though.
02:07I'm imagining, like, God, that was horrible.
02:11Man, it really went right off the top.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Wasn't what I expected.
02:15Don't you think you'd puke, Andy?
02:16I would puke.
02:16I would totally puke.
02:17If I had pimple pus in my mouth, I'm puking.
02:20Don't you have to try and scrape it off?
02:22I'm getting it out.
02:23I'm just getting it out.
02:23What do you do?
02:24How do you get it out?
02:24How do you get it out?
02:25It's already in the back of the throat.
02:26You just gotta wash it down, probably.
02:28Don!
02:28Stop it!
02:29Listen, any kind of thing when you, like, if you're gonna go in for some kind of kiss or make out,
02:35and there's, like, a pussy thing, or, like, a long hair, that's it!
02:39I mean, long hair?
02:41Long hair.
02:41Long hair.
02:43Like, I knew a guy who talked about a girl's nipples being hairy.
02:47No.
02:48Let's not go down those roads.
02:49No more pus or nipple hairs.
02:51Okay.
02:51All right?
02:52All right.
02:52Let's not continue with those things.
02:53We got rid of it all.
02:54That's not what I expected at all from this, but...
02:56No, not at all.
02:57Definitely.
02:58Just awkward dorks is what I expected.
03:00Yeah.
03:00Not disgusting pus.