Dave shares a story about his son going out with friends and growing up which leads to Lisa talking about the reasons she went to the mall around the same age.
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00:00i had one of those moments yesterday those like i'm getting older dad moments
00:13uh-oh uh-oh because aiden went to his first like movie with friends oh i thought i got
00:19a chick pregnant no okay oh okay all right jesus hell okay so he just went to a movie
00:26okay yeah he went to like the mall like by himself oh yeah with some friends yeah that's it oh yeah
00:33it was just like oh here we go yeah here we go yeah that's the start of it the mall with the
00:38friends yeah that's the start of it the mall with the friends all down it is it's the start of the
00:44teenage life yeah it is it's like a kickoff yep he's like well i'm out yeah i'm like so geez the
00:53boobies died well it's like one hour 45 minutes i'll be right here he's like oh we're gonna walk
00:57around a bit i'm like oh seriously by yourselves in the mall yeah you gotta pick up the bitches
01:05yeah it's like the prime spot to meet other boys and girls yeah lisa did are you kidding me lisa was
01:13it was like the perfect place for a young girl it was boys and clothes all in one place it was like
01:21this is the best never leaving here it's a boys and clothes emporium and then i got my first job
01:27at the mall you know that was i loved it i tried to get a job in the mall and they i was wearing all
01:31denim so they didn't i had quite a few jobs at the mall i just really i was like oh this is my career
01:38i knew it wasn't for me my teenage career is at the mall you're like this is it i pictured lisa like
01:44this totally like you know you boys and clothes boys and clothes
01:52let's go to the mall everybody
01:54let's go to the mall everybody
01:56let's go to the mall everybody
02:00let's go to the mall you've got me so green
02:05put on your jelly bracelets and your cool graffiti coat
02:09at the mall
02:09that was me
02:12that was me
02:13i haven't done my homework yet
02:16that's okay
02:17you don't have my parents
02:19where the hell did you even find this what is this
02:21it's her mother
02:22oh i met your mother
02:24robin sparkles
02:25oh yeah
02:25what about that show
02:27he's going down to the food court
02:30let's go to the mall
02:37i even worked in the men's clothing store once just because i was guaranteed to meet guys there
02:49hello men can i help fit your pants for you
02:58those pants are awful
02:59i knew nothing about men's clothes i was like where's the boys
03:02men's wear bitch
03:05let's check that in theme again
03:08you know it's funny though
03:09and also the sports like where they sold sports gear
03:13like t-shirts and hats
03:15all like i worked there too
03:17like they had a cart
03:18a little cart in the mall
03:19okay
03:20he's on the sports gear cart
03:21i was like what do you want
03:22yeah
03:23i got it
03:23i got some cool hats
03:24you've ever seen michigan
03:25yeah like are you like a
03:27michigan university
03:29fan
03:31i did i swear
03:34do you like the blue team or the
03:36do you like the blue team or the green team
03:38that was one of my favorite jobs
03:41which is sweet lid
03:42those hats look super cool on you
03:46and then i
03:47the other one i did was like the survey
03:49i did a lot of jobs there
03:50i did the surveys where you do
03:51you know you
03:52that job sucked
03:53but
03:54people never want to stop
03:55but you got to meet a lot of people that way
03:57so i would just survey
03:59oh hi guys
04:01are you here to the mall today
04:02yeah
04:03listen
04:03just some questions
04:04yeah
04:05okay so are you single
04:07i'm sorry it says it right here on the sheet
04:08i have to ask
04:09what are the surveys
04:10survey
04:10how big is your penis
04:11oh my god
04:12i can't believe they'd say that
04:12no i wasn't
04:13i wasn't doing that
04:14no
04:14craziness
04:15i was a little young
04:16for that
04:16the survey is just
04:18it's
04:18do you like kissing
04:19do you like kissing
04:22the lisa way mall survey
04:28i did
04:30how much money do you have or anything
04:32what kind of car do you drive
04:34it says here
04:34i have to ask you that
04:35you have your own car
04:37awesome
04:38this kid came up to me
04:41and he had like a gummy bear on his forehead
04:42stuck to it
04:43and i was like wow cool
04:45she's impressed
04:48because he was funny right
04:52she's like he's got humor
04:54listen
04:55lisa
04:56lisa would go to talk to the guy at the party who mooned everybody
05:00like that's who lisa liked at the party
05:02it's a gummy bear boy
05:03and i was just like
05:04oh my god hilarious
05:06she's like
05:07he doesn't like
05:08that's so embarrassing
05:09but he doesn't even care
05:10because he actually probably put it there on purpose
05:13though
05:13because lisa's probably had gummy bears all over her
05:15no
05:16by mistake
05:17i was gonna say
05:18i've had a gummy bear on my forehead
05:20nobody thought it was hot
05:20no
05:21i know how easily bored you get
05:23like to me working like at the t-shirt cart
05:25you're ready to blow your head off
05:27yeah
05:28but during christmas it was busy
05:29yeah
05:30busy busy times
05:31just boys and boys and boys
05:33can't keep up with all the boys here at the t-shirt cart
05:35yeah
05:36plus i kind of liked boring though
05:39i didn't want to do too much work
05:40i just sat there
05:41boring was fine
05:43i'm all about boring
05:44so that was my jobs at the mall
05:46he said ways
05:47jobs at the mall
05:48that's where it starts
05:49i want to be with the boys
05:50so menswear
05:51sporting goods
05:52anything like that
05:53i'll take
05:53fishing
05:54any kind of
05:55outdoors
05:56activities
05:57tents
05:58surveys
05:58where i can approach them
05:59the cute ones
06:00and ask them questions
06:01yeah they're like
06:02the survey company is like
06:05you didn't get a single girl
06:07to take this survey
06:08i did horrible
06:10at that job
06:11it did horrible at that job
06:11You