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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what happened in the studio during a commercial break involving their pelvises that caused Lisa to turn around and leave.

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00:00broadcasting from the tuft and needle studio it's dave and chuck the freak
00:09as we continue here on this monday morning on dave and chuck the freak we're going to get to
00:19the news in a second i just had a flashback lisa walked in when chuck and i were touching
00:24ourselves yeah like not that touching yourself ever since i've had my surgery a few weeks ago
00:33i've had these weird pains right like on his side on either side of my crotch yeah yeah and you know
00:39on my right side you'd think appendix but it's both sides the same like throbbing pain and it
00:45comes and goes it was it's been really bad this morning it's not really his crotch it's more like
00:51over up by the top of his pelvis by his by his hips just right there so i was like well is it um
00:58is it hernia pain like down in here you really shoot down and i'm standing
01:05you stood up and started rubbing your pelvis yeah and i'm like rubbing my pelvis down here
01:11and lisa walks in like jeez guys just you know what i'm gonna leave while you two guys just rub
01:18yourself you guys are just rubbing pelvises is this pelvis rubbing tap i'm offended i wasn't
01:23invited in for the pelvis rubbing i'm gonna rub my pelvises with you guys yeah exactly to
01:27pelvis party we didn't even realize we were doing it no invite me over next time i'll bring snacks
01:31okay we will every time i smoke i just rub my pelvis yeah oh okay who doesn't we were we were
01:37walking through where the pain was and uh yeah trying to isolate it i'm just gonna go i walked in
01:43oh yeah i just walked right back out you were like i'm not even gonna begin to ask questions
01:47about that i just don't even care nobody got time for that i just couldn't care less no it's
01:56their pelvis party i don't care it's don't even interrupt the pelvis party
02:00that's basically the way she yeah it was jeez i can't leave here fast enough
02:06guys have been working together for too long that's what she said
02:14they even chuck the freak's pelvis party doing this next time yeah no i don't know what it is
02:19hurting bad now it's got a weird yeah he's it's weird it's weird it wasn't that bad but now it's
02:25come back like bad oh that sucks and um i am getting some tests done later this week but it
02:31was uh i don't know what the hell i hate what the hell i hate those pains that like keep coming back
02:36well like and dave like goes to a doctor and he's like so doc i've got this thing you know you've
02:42heard it a million times the two little pains right there and they're like no we have no idea
02:46what you're talking about exactly that is not what you want to know that's terrifying you hope it's
02:51common or most people feel that exactly oh it's just fart you need to fart
02:56oh my god thank god i did that
03:12comes at a price but man i feel great
03:19i'm telling you most of most of the most pain i've ever been in
03:29is gas related just a fart yeah well there was a guy here who got
03:33gurneyed out oh yeah he got gurneyed out thought he was having a heart attack the big one gonna take
03:38him out yeah and they get him into he's saying his final goodbyes to everybody and they get him in
03:44the ambulance and they were like i think he just got gas dude yeah that's embarrassing
03:50that is embarrassing always assume you have gas maybe first
03:53i always assume i have gas that's how i live my life
03:57trust me i've got gas
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