Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Andy playing Magic the Gathering which leads to the discussion of him videotaping himself opening his cards.
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00:30Nothing crazy.
00:31Yeah, no, I mean, it's still just carbs.
00:32I still got other extracurricular activities I've got to pay for.
00:36They were able to support.
00:37Yeah, but I was sitting outside my magic store yesterday.
00:41Magic store?
00:42Just like, oh, you know, I'm like, I am not that cool.
00:46And then this FedEx guy rolls up, and I'm sitting there, and we're waiting for it to open.
00:50And he's like, I was like just making jokes, like, yeah, I got a hard start time here.
00:55I'm like, you into magic?
00:56He's like, no.
00:56No, I'm just trying to dump these packages up for these nerds.
01:00He's trying to do my job.
01:01I'm like, yeah, I love it.
01:02You know, it's cool or whatever.
01:03He's like, I love the show, man.
01:05I'm like, oh.
01:08Recognized.
01:09So he was just trying to deliver things to the store, and you were waiting for it to open.
01:15And I'm waiting for the magic store.
01:17You just can't wait to get in there.
01:18My life is so devoid of happiness.
01:20I'm waiting for the magic card store to open.
01:25The only one in line.
01:28There was a little, why would there be a line?
01:30I never would be.
01:32Not exactly like an event day.
01:35Nothing being released or anything like that.
01:37No, nothing like that.
01:39Just wanted to throw some money away.
01:41Just opening time.
01:42And then you brought a package of cards, and then you only got a few cool cards.
01:46Not just a package of cards.
01:48It was a bummer.
01:49A box.
01:49Oh, a box?
01:50A box of packages.
01:52It is exactly right.
01:54Yeah.
01:54It's a box of packages of cards.
01:56What do you do with the rest of the cards that you don't need?
01:59I just put them in a box, and I'm like, what am I going to do with these?
02:02How many cards do you think you got?
02:03Probably like 4,000.
02:04Yeah, that's what I thought.
02:05Do you wait to get home to open them, or do you do it right there in the parking lot?
02:09Oh, I wait to get home.
02:10I make a little event out of it.
02:11I put my gym shorts on.
02:13Get a snack.
02:14Time to open my Magic the Gathering cards.
02:17Sit there and tear them open.
02:18Look at them.
02:18I'm like, ah, bust.
02:20You know what?
02:20Listen, I'm going to tell you this right now.
02:23What you should do, because you do this, you should record yourself opening these cards
02:29all the time.
02:30This is all my kids watch, are people who open stuff.
02:35Oh, like unboxing videos?
02:37Yeah, or like, just like, I went to the store and got some Pokemon cards here.
02:43We're going to open them up.
02:44You guys ready?
02:45Okay, here we go.
02:47It's time to open them.
02:48Okay, we go.
02:49Charizard!
02:50You know, they lose their mind.
02:53Do you play like the Magic the Gathering soundtrack while you're opening?
02:56I should.
02:56I should put some epic battle music behind me as I open these things.
02:59I didn't know there was Magic the Gathering actual music.
03:02Yeah.
03:02No, usually just whatever PlayStation game I'm playing is idling in the background and just
03:10sadly opening cards.
03:12While you eat a snack.
03:14While I have a snack.
03:15I'm getting your J-shirts.
03:16But nothing that gets my fingers dusty, because you don't want to ruin the cards.
03:20You don't want to ruin the cards.
03:21You don't want to ruin the cards.
03:21It's got to be a certain kind of snack.
03:22New.
03:23Yeah.
03:23You should make a video of you opening them up.
03:26Yeah, that'll be great, wouldn't it?
03:28Look at the fantasy, dude.
03:30Those people have...
03:31I would watch.
03:33...millions of followers.
03:34That's crazy.
03:35I might...
03:35I didn't know that, that whole world.
03:37That would be funny.
03:37Because it is crazy, but you'd have to freak out when you got something great, right?
03:41I'd be like soaring, Grim.
03:43He's a planeswalker.
03:45Can you give us just a little taste of what we'd see on the video, like your reaction right
03:49here?
03:49Usually I'm like...
03:50Yes!
03:53Boom.
03:53Put that one over there and see if I'm some crap.
03:57But you'd have to get way more into it.
03:59You'd have to be like, break it down.
04:00You'd have to put up.
04:01Be like, all right, here we are.
04:02Here's the green bean.
04:06Gathering.
04:06Magic the Gathering podcast.
04:09Are you guys ready to see some channels over Innistrad Booster Boxing?
04:12Are you open here yet?
04:13Are you guys ready to see some channels over here, green bean?
04:18Here we go.
04:20Yes!
04:21Arlen Korn.
04:22She's a badass.
04:24She's totally hot, but you can probably find stronger cards.
04:29She'd be my girlfriend if I was really a wizard.
04:34Are you on the floor when you're opening them up?
04:35No, like Indian style?
04:36No.
04:37I'm in a very comfortable adult chair.
04:40Oh, an adult chair.
04:42Bean bag chair.
04:44But it is very sad, fat Christmas morning type stuff.
04:48Oh, yeah.
04:48Like, I'm always like barefoot, just like with my hoodie on.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Yeah.
04:52Just like wrappers all around me.
04:57Yeah.
04:57Oh, I get it.
04:58Eating bonbons and opening Magic the Gathering cards.
05:01Got my snacks ready.
05:02Unfortunately, there are already thousands of these videos of people doing this already.
05:07Yeah, but not green bean.
05:08I know.
05:09That's true.
05:09But if you wanted to see what it would be, this guy, Magic the Gathering, Modern Masters
05:142015 booster box opening.
05:17Yeah, I got some Modern Masters.
05:20Those dudes love me.
05:21They treat me like a shark at a casino.
05:26Get the boxes ready!
05:28Present the boxes!
05:29You need to tell them to open the store earlier.
05:31I know!
05:32Just for you.
05:32Like a private shopping.
05:33Yeah.
05:34I was.
05:34I was like, I'm just waiting here.
05:35Although, I'm sure it wasn't jammed.
05:37But I'm sure you were still the only guy in there.
05:38I mean, it was only five minutes.
05:38Oh, yeah.
05:39They're never.
05:40Just slam.
05:43Oh, there you go.
05:44Andy Green opens his Magic the Gathering cards.
05:47That's the rock and roll lifestyle I lead.
05:49Coming soon.
05:50Can't wait to see it.
05:51Can't wait to see it.