Dave & Chuck the Freak welcome Barb's husband into the studio to give a guest news report.
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00:00so um you know dave's out he's off uh probably for the rest of the week we're not sure exactly
00:09how long but uh he's fine so don't worry about that just can't come in but in his stead we ended
00:15up getting someone to help us check the news checking in with the morning report
00:21wow that's fancy there this is barb's husband with uh check out of news for you here
00:27barb's husband's here yeah filling in for dave thanks you guys for having me on i hadn't done
00:32this thanks for coming barb's real excited i bet she's out in the car listening right now
00:36hey barb yeah tell her hi she's oh my god she loves you james she loves all you guys thanks
00:41for listening barb you're the best barb you're gonna gonna believe this one you guys i'm telling
00:45you this is a crazy one an upstate new york couple may have finally solved a mystery of who's been
00:49tossing used coffee cups in their front yard for nearly three years god would you believe that
00:54i take a lot of pride in my lawn and i know that barb and i we have this neighbor that constantly
00:59lets their dog do their business on there oh yeah oh my god but these people edward and cheryl patten
01:04they told the buffalo news which reminds me barb and i stayed up in buffalo one time
01:08it was up for the weekend you know we went a little romantic getaway turns out buffalo is not really the
01:13place for love it got real snowy in there but we got some takeout at the hotel that's not bad
01:19yeah we fell asleep before any hanky panky sure it happens but these folks they mounted a camera
01:25and a tree in front of their home down there in lakeview and they caught this phantom litterer
01:29finally they saw who it was and uh they called the police on him this guy named pope which is crazy
01:36uh charged with harassment and he was ticketed for throwing uh refuse onto a roadway too the guy doesn't
01:43care about the environment at all what do you think of that at least i think that's awful that's crazy
01:48i'm glad they caught him though in other news this is a real pervert if you guys are ready for it
01:53okay this guy's a sicko oh my god a 22 year old man pled guilty monday and was immediately sentenced
02:01to more than six years in prison for breaking into a residence of three female college students in the
02:07city of orange helping himself to refreshments you think that's bad enough no it's not he uh also got
02:13on their laptop computer started watching porn and then uh doing stuff to himself oh yeah he left a
02:21little gift on her keyboard there too oh no yeah this guy named jonathan jose ruiz orange he uh
02:27got a plea deal from orange county superior court judge gary polson and uh he sentenced to six years
02:33and eight months behind bars because he's such a freaking pervert i mean the guy's a sicko who would do
02:39that you ruin a good laptop the keys are all sticky all that i don't know i don't even know how you
02:44clean it i don't know how you do it i'd have to ask barb she probably got something in that cleaning
02:48closet of hers that could get that out of there but if you did that to barb's laptop oh my god
02:54oh my god she'd freak out she'd freak right out and uh this one here is about meth meth yeah this is
03:02crazy uh transportation security administration agents recently busted a traveler who was carrying a
03:08breakfast burrito i love breakfast burritos i am in love with breakfast burritos barb and i go
03:13baby once or twice a month yeah down there to this guy it's it's called gary's restaurant and we go
03:19down here we get a we get a burrito in the morning it makes a good um yeah and then we got to get right
03:23home after that on account of our bowels but yeah extra sausage in the burritos it's great you guys
03:29don't have bowel issues you're laughing oh i do no i do no i'm laughing with you i'm laughing with you
03:36yeah anyway agents uh spotted what appeared to be an unidentified lump inside the burrito
03:41turns out it was methamphetamine oh you can't eat that he wanted to get drugs in his burrito
03:47could you imagine that oh my god i can't anyway those are barb's thoughts uh not mine
03:54i'm barb's husband now as a check of the news there oh thank you so much thanks for having me i wasn't
04:00doing much you know oh barb's calling yeah i gotta go she's probably freaking out out there oh yeah
04:06i heard you talk about a laptop yeah i took the car keys with me so she just kind of locked up in
04:10air with no windows down or nothing yeah barb gets sweaty oh my god go set her all right well
04:17thanks guys thanks a lot barb's husband okay thank you so much that was cool barb's husband to join us
04:23yeah it was very awesome that's that's very cool yeah nice guy yeah he's a super nice guy
04:27and uh you know i haven't met barb yet but uh she's a little i don't think she's a real character
04:32i bet yeah she's shy though barb's barb is shy it's usually just him we talk to yeah and that's that's
04:39okay