Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a local news station that had a guest use some sexual innuendo on their program which has lead to a video clip going viral.
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00:00Did you guys see what happened on Fox 2 yesterday morning?
00:13Oh, I saw from our Twitter something that you had.
00:16I saw some people making fun of it.
00:19Did the Rick James comment?
00:20Yes.
00:21Yeah, I saw it.
00:21Well, I didn't see it on the news.
00:22This was on the 9.
00:23It's gone viral now, so it's everywhere.
00:25I guess there was a 7 Greens restaurant.
00:29Kelly Schaefer Jansen from the 7 Greens restaurant was on to talk about ways to spice up your salad.
00:34May is National Salad Month.
00:36Okay.
00:37And this is what she said to Jason Carr live on Fox 2 yesterday morning.
00:41That's a yoga girl, right, Jason?
00:43That's right.
00:44And I know you want me to toss your salad, too, don't you?
00:46All right, on that note.
00:48Hey, that never gets old.
00:50Oh, my God.
00:52That's a dirty bird.
00:53Lady, you're here to promote salad.
00:55Relax.
00:56Spicing up salad, for Christ's sake.
00:58You don't know how to spice it up that much.
01:00If there was ever a segment you thought would be safe, it would be the salad segment, right?
01:04And Dina's like, okay, back to the...
01:08On that note, that's the...
01:09That's right.
01:11And I know you want me to toss your salad, too, don't you?
01:13All right, on that note.
01:15Hey, I'm really not getting old.
01:16She said, sorry, not sorry.
01:18I want to get his face's expression.
01:21She said, she's the second dirtiest person to ever be on Fox 2.
01:24The first dirtiest is James.
01:26James Campbell.
01:27Yeah.
01:28They cut him off for saying the word penis, remember?
01:30Oh, yeah.
01:31They're going rim jobs.
01:31Yeah.
01:32I almost feel like she's the dirtiest woman.
01:34I think so, too.
01:34I feel like I'm number two.
01:35You're right.
01:36She's dirtier than you.
01:37That salad girl is dirtier than you, James.
01:39I agree.
01:39You've been out dirtied.
01:40He is giving up his crown.
01:42Watch out, Fox 2.
01:42We're coming for you.
01:43Yeah, I think I know what needs to be said.
01:46Yeah.
01:46People are asking us to call the salad lady.
01:52Seven Greens.
01:53Would she be?
01:55Hi, is the salad toss lady there?
02:00It's a good dial tone.
02:01Do your name?
02:02Yeah.
02:03Kelly Schaefer.
02:03Okay.
02:04Hi.
02:05I don't know if the salad place is open this early, though.
02:07Probably not.
02:07It's only 930.
02:08I got a good...
02:09They're in mid-toss right now.
02:11They're tossing.
02:12They toss the salad early.
02:13They toss this early?
02:14Yeah.
02:14You toss salad this early?
02:15I think so.
02:16No.
02:19I'm in Detroit.
02:20Hi there.
02:21I'm looking for Kelly Schaefer.
02:23She's not in at the moment.
02:25Oh, you got some great music playing there, though.
02:26You guys are having some fun.
02:27Yeah.
02:28All right.
02:29Well, it's Dave and Chuck the Freak from Riff, and we wanted to talk to her about tossing salad.
02:33Oh, wow.
02:38All right.
02:38All right.
02:39I got to stand teaching again.
02:40Turn the music on water!
02:43Turn the music on water!
02:46Turn it up!
02:49She's going to get calls like that all day long.
02:51All day.
02:51What do you think she has?
02:52Well, good lord.
02:53That place sounds like a porno movie is being shot there.
02:56Did you hear that?
02:57Bam, bam, bam.
02:59Salad is a crazy business.
03:01Bam, bam, bam.
03:02They're getting ready right now for the day?
03:04The seven greens.
03:08One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and talk.
03:10Talk.
03:12Let's try again here.
03:14Let's see if we can reach them here.
03:16All right.
03:16Dialing.
03:17Doot, doot, doot.
03:19Hello.
03:20The seven greens.
03:21Oh.
03:22Hi there.
03:23We're looking for Kelly.
03:25Kelly is busy right now.
03:29Really?
03:30She can't come to the phone?
03:31I told her not to talk with her mouthful.
03:36Oh, my goodness.
03:38That's right.
03:39It seems like you guys are pretty easy going over there.
03:44It's pretty loosey-goosey.
03:46Is there music in the background there?
03:48Yeah, right.
03:50All the time, every time.
03:52We were just following up on her comment yesterday that she made on Fox 2.
03:57You're talking about the toss and salad.
03:59Yes.
03:59Absolutely, we were.
04:01She is one of the best.
04:03Oh, she likes to toss out.
04:05She loves to toss out.
04:07Oh, okay.
04:08You seem to-
04:08All sorts of salad.
04:11Salad of every kind.
04:15Lisa, Lisa.
04:18What's your favorite kind of salad, girl?
04:21I have a meat joke, but I won't make it right now.
04:24Oh, damn.
04:29She got a meat joke.
04:31Tell you what, my meat is no joke.
04:35Oh, why don't I come on down there and toss you a fresh salad?
04:38What kind of dressing you like, man?
04:43I'll make it myself.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:47Oh, no.
04:47You like blue cheese?
04:48No.
04:52What about you, James?
04:53You want me to talk to her about what you do?
04:56You got some Russian dressing?
04:57You're damn right.
04:58That's the way.
04:59He's a first in line.
05:02How much does this cost?
05:04That's a lot of money, baby.
05:05I'm going to get my checkbook ready.
05:08Yeah.
05:09You guys take IOUs?
05:11Not really.
05:12Not all the time.
05:13And do you guys always have this music playing down there?
05:16Yeah.
05:16I mean, it's a good time all the time.
05:20It's really loud.
05:21Seven green.
05:21You guys have music playing loud.
05:23Like, you're just getting into it.
05:24Is that it?
05:24Just is our toss and salad music.
05:27Oh, I see.
05:28She caught us early.
05:28You know, we got to toss all the salad for the day.
05:31We appreciate you taking the time to talk to us.
05:33She's so busy right now tossing salad, she can't talk to you.
05:37But call back later.
05:38You never know.
05:39All right.
05:39We will do.
05:40Thanks so much.
05:41Bye-bye.
05:41Take care now.
05:42National salad month.
05:43Yeah, and the same to you as well.
05:44We appreciate it.
05:45Bye-bye, Lisa.
05:49You're going to hear the pitter-patter of salad tossing.
05:55The pitter-patter of salad tossing.
05:58Never heard it put that way.
06:00The splash.
06:02It's genius.
06:03You're like, look, I've started a salad place.
06:05All right?
06:06Just salads.
06:07My only hope to get this thing really kicking ass is to go on the news and talk about rim jobs.
06:11That's it.
06:12That's it.
06:12That's what I'm doing.
06:14And if you can do it, you win.
06:16You won.
06:17She won.
06:17You won.
06:18She definitely won.
06:19The most successful salad place ever.
06:23I'm going to get you.
06:24booty.
06:24I'm going to get you.
06:25I don't have a belt down all because of it.
06:36Everybody lo PSS.
06:37みんな.
06:37I'm going to burn it.
06:39I'm going to lift it down.
06:40I'm going to do it for you.
06:42You're the one who lives together.
06:42You're welcome.
06:43You're welcome.
06:44I'm going to get you guys.
06:45I'm going to make you listen probably.
06:47I'm going to touch you.
06:48You, I'm going to get you.