Dave & Chuck the Freak watch a video sent from a listener who put a nail through two of his fingers while laughing at the show. James was not ready to see it, and his reaction confirms exactly that.
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00:00I have to share this with you but this was hard to see what this poor guy I feel so bad for him
00:12he listens to our show Trent Carpenter in Massachusetts he said y'all had me laughing
00:18so hard this morning as I was shooting a framing gun stop it what did he do he shot right through
00:27his finger you already know what he did he blasted himself he you can see this horrible thing as he's
00:35listening to us in the background oh no that's a real man's fingers how would you call the move
00:54James just did both hands flailing beside his face there was like James now James yeah like it's like a
01:01disrupted gay man yeah yeah yeah I know that poor a disturbed gay fella yeah it looks like it sucks
01:13it doesn't look oh my god I just realized it's both fingers yeah it's a double whammy James
01:20why do you have such a powerful nail gun it's a carpenter that's what they do use a hammer and nails
01:26yeah you can't take a lot longer two fingers with a hammer can you it wouldn't take a lot longer
01:34you'd notice you'd notice boom boom boom that's my finger stop okay move it out of the way then
01:38he's just lucky it like skipped the bones it missed the bones yeah he's very lucky he's he's he's crazy
01:46like did not miss his fingernail seems pretty calm well you're a carpenter I think they're just like
01:51whatever that is tough to see is that a tip of the bone hanging off the end of that nail
01:57or his fingernail or did it go through his fingernail gross gross he wasn't ready for it
02:04I just want to react to everything in my life now like James
02:07like you're waving with both hands yeah like a t-rex yeah like yeah that's right it's a t-rex
02:16yeah like a shocked t-rex gay t-rex it's more feminine getting that out would hurt so bad
02:23oh my it would when I broke my wrist I about had a panic attack I mean I was not in the
02:27a great state right you know I was in shock it was not good I can't imagine like being so calm
02:32I would be flipping out oh absolutely I just I feel like these guys have either seen other people do
02:41it so many times or they've done stuff to themselves or they're just so tough compared
02:46to the rest of us well it's true tough most people are I don't think that hurts after it's in there
02:52yeah like it's just like ah yeah but the thought of this has to come out I have to go to you know
02:58like what will happen next well they're gonna numb it and then you won't feel anything well hell
03:04man I'm fine you're gonna numb numb it give me some drugs
03:09yeah you're not gonna feel a thing after we get done with you
03:11no no no I wouldn't be in a panic if I'm numbed and I got give me some sweet medication
03:17when you broke your wrist did they not give you any sweet uh yeah but I was still in a panic
03:24I mean it was my it was not good it was not a good scene no um Justin
03:30hello how you doing man penis penis penis penis so I was a carpenter back today and uh we were
03:39working on a house and the guy was shooting the framing gun across the house and he shot through
03:43the plywood and the nail traveled through the house and into my buddy's donger oh oh shishka dong
03:52what oh my god that is horrible what happened oh it was uh he screamed and we kind of ran over to him
04:01there was blood coming down his shorts we were like oh man I'm I'm not gay but we gotta see it we
04:07gotta check it out yeah you gotta see it and uh we ended up pulling it out right there his shishka dong
04:13was okay well yeah it ended up working up fine did he go to the hospital or did he just let it fly
04:18we just let it fly I am not if there's a nail through my dong yeah I'm not just letting it fly
04:25what if it's caught a major sperm artery or something or I don't know something I didn't even know those
04:31exist oh my main sperm artery it's really blown out
04:35okay all right it's all over my it's all over me I'm covered in it tell my wife I love her
04:46oh my god but you know what I'm saying I don't want all of a sudden to finale out the side of my
04:55dong or I get it I think it heals up that'd be crazy it just created a new like a whole new thing
05:03whole new experience I guess um only if it was in the head would you be confident I think like that
05:09nothing was I gotta nail through my donger I'm requesting that I go to Walter Reed National
05:13Hawks miles away absolutely get me Air Force One get me Marine One or you need as many doctors as
05:22Trump had you're like 37 doctors look at this thing I need 37 doctors I'm just saying you're not
05:31gonna shoot my dong and me just go oh it should be fine I'm not gonna say it should be fine I'm
05:35gonna get it checked out man Jesus oh that would suck because all the guys would show us yeah I'd be
05:42like no it's a private but you have to Chuck you have to what if something's really wrong I'll check
05:50it out that's how I'd be I'd be like everybody's I'm like no I'm sure it's nothing then they just
05:57hear me collapse when I see it