Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who held a burglar at the scene of the crime by offering him oral favors and imagine a superhero who does this with James as her sidekick.
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00:00let me tell you i know this sounds crazy but this could be the way to end most robberies
00:10okay this could be it we could have the solution how to end robbery how to end robberies for good
00:17a 24 year old serbian guy was robbing a gas station in bratoslava in slovakia yes that's
00:28when a 36 year old check woman offered him a blow job to distract him until the cops arrived my god
00:37hilarious that's how you get the crooks what a trap
00:41wonder how gross she was oh yeah i got an idea i will blow him
00:48let me blow you the 24 year old got arrested lost all the money he had stolen he's facing a trial
00:56for robbery now she almost you probably won't be given any kind of award i don't think you get
01:01the key to the city for that maybe in slovakia maybe she blew her way to the top
01:07but i mean is this a new superhero do we have a new like there's batman there's blow girl
01:15wow introducing the incredible blow girl so many guys would just be like uh yeah so many guys would
01:23just be shoplifting all the time it's a bad idea where is blow girl i've been robbing this place
01:28for half an hour there's actually a hundred robberies going on this very second so she's
01:34not one of them she's got her mouth full there's only one blow girl yeah she took me back to the blow
01:39cave yeah that would backfire yeah i don't know it could increase crime to the blow mobile
01:49i don't know what it looks like but that's a mouth yeah yeah oh my god just a set of lips
01:56blow girl you guys i don't know we'd need a bunch of them we'd have to recruit a bunch of
02:04like a be a blow is there like a comic book where that's happened what i mean probably not
02:11no not the blow job like is there like someone let's just i'm just pulling superman out so we
02:17they realized we got superman but we need 500 supermen has a comic book ever done that where
02:22they have like almost franchised out i guess the x-men right yeah but what dave's saying is yeah like
02:31what dave's saying is that they're like the midwest has superman but we need a superman that's going
02:37to be on the west coast oh all the time we need a detroit superman we need a chicago superman we need
02:42a massachusetts superman a florida like almost like a bat batman a batman in every town so often now
02:50i know like the green lantern has different posts and different parts of the universe there's many
02:55different green lanterns yeah so you know how batman has robin what if we get james to be bj
03:01girl's sidekick as rj boy oh my god all right all right blow girl where are we fighting crime today
03:08listen rj boy what's on the agenda today blow girl we're blowing in ribbon you know you know we do
03:16blowing in ribbon all right let's go stop crying i'll bring an extra chapstick they're like power
03:21formation and then they double team a dude yeah and then james sidekick mentos boy
03:26you'll need it the power of everybody complains about rim boy's breath sorry guys you know what
03:36i do for a living yeah he's stopping crime no matter who the criminal is it's a dirty job
03:41someone's got to do it it's blow girl and oh god that's rim boy
03:45i'm just as important to you oh rim boy well just like just like the batman story arc robin
03:53always goes on to become his own superhero so like rim boy what you'd you'd there'd always be a new
03:58rim boy well he could evolve right so he's not like how robin turned into nightwing he could be night
04:03rim exactly yeah he's the cool he's like he's like ditched it yeah i'm a fear that haunts me someone
04:10said if he doesn't want to be rim boy we can make james handyman handyman's not bad that's a less
04:17dirty job my arms are just huge oh yeah you're just just your forearms yeah give me those criminals
04:23it's blow girl and handyman it's time to lick this crime all right criminals drop those pants and get
04:29out those donners it's punishing time full of evil crime hey it worked this time right this woman knew
04:36she it was her time to help well i love the idea of building the sexual avengers yeah yeah the city
04:43needs a tickle of justice
04:45i hope our headquarters is like the taint
04:55the symbol is like a chocolate starfish yes shining in here yes the wet wiggly tickle of
05:10justice that's all i can think of stuff that rim boy's gonna say you know how like the batmobile
05:15when it would peel out they would show like the flame shooting out the back i just see like a tongue
05:19flapping yeah that's like his siren that'll do it for rim boy that's it that's quick
05:29you can hear it what do i hear
05:35what's it driving by
05:38oh rim boy he's up to bust some crimes
05:42he's gonna do it then yeah putting the bust and bust and cry