Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who had a meltdown inside of a gas station in New Jersey and James shares a few moments from his dark-sided gas station days in Arizona.
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00:00a bizarre customer meltdown captured on cell phone video shows a woman throwing bottles
00:10sweeping item off shelves before she just walks up to the counter and then tries to
00:15pay for some stuff like she lost her mind destroyed the place and then continued to
00:20try and check out i love that another day in new jersey i feel like folks like james
00:28who have worked at those convenience stores or gas stations they see stuff like this from time to
00:32time like you get it attracts it's open in the middle of the night yeah i don't know what it is
00:36that attracts psychopaths or meth heads or what to those locations you see though yeah it's just
00:41open yeah people come in and trash the stores and stuff i never actually had any of that happen to
00:47me unless it was somebody was pissed off like i right i've made some people upset where they've
00:51knocked over a display of candy bars but i've never had a rando come in and just start destroying the
00:57store no so unusual she paid yeah it is weird calmly paid well she probably thought like oh i can't
01:04it's less of a crime yeah if i steal it i know guys you guys are thinking she's thinking she's not
01:09thinking that was just her brain whatever was firing at the time so her it was telling her to
01:15throw bottles around it was telling her to knock stuff over and then she was like oh yeah i should
01:19pay for this and did they actually ring her up down did they ring her up look i don't know if they
01:23did or not it didn't show that in the video because i want i've been like you're gonna go clean that
01:26crap up i would have used some other language right oh yeah i'm like i'm not get out of here
01:31like i'm not selling you those pringles i wonder what she would have done yeah hopefully she would
01:35have went even crazier stabbed james 12 times in the chest like james i wake up every morning i think
01:42we're taking a swan dive out of my bedroom window lady you're gonna come in here you're gonna crash
01:47my gas station you would out crazy the crazy yeah you think those sour cream and onion pringles is
01:55worth it try me bitch yeah try me you're gonna go over there you're gonna clip every single one of
02:01those bottles of shampoo you just knocked down you're gonna clean up every single one of those
02:04red bulls put them right back on the shelf or you're gonna get the hell out of here before i call
02:08the cops yeah like you're lucky i came into work today yeah that's true james was in a bad spot
02:17he was in a very bad nothing to lose kind of guy he really was james thought about pouring gas all
02:23over himself yes he had a lot of bad thoughts so he said swan diving out of his upper floor window
02:29he said he woke up every day and considered it yes i sat in my bed and i contemplated should this
02:34be the day should i go and get in the shower or should i just jump out of the window i don't think
02:39a single person in this house is going to give a crap nobody at the gas station is going to care
02:44i got a career that's going nowhere right now i left a flu like a flourishing career in radio in
02:49detroit to come out here and now nobody cares nobody cares that i used to talk to people at
02:55the twilight premiere you're in a safe place now things are better nobody cared that i went into
02:58target in a speedo no no they didn't this is arizona now nobody gives a crap but you're out james
03:04yes thank god things are better you know that when i was in detroit i went into a target now speedo
03:10yeah no that's what i'd be like yeah that's what i'd say
03:14do you want band in walmart you know what once i went to a station sponsored concert
03:21my date was a furry a gay furry you get the hots for me that's true i was somebody before
03:28i'd say you guys shave his pubes for concert tickets yeah then i then i put them on his head
03:34with gel i called it an i called it a pube toupee people laughed at it they thought it was hilarious
03:40now like anyways would you like a slushie yeah can i interest you in a 99 cent hot dog on the
03:47roller grill they're half off because they've been sitting there for about eight hours
03:50need some mustard someone says i want a better better call saul like show about james's time
03:58in arizona we can call it who blames james who blames james
04:01oh it'd be the darkest most hilarious show on tv so dark so dark you'd need some real some
04:07comedians with that have gone through some stuff dude i remember one guy so there's a dude doing a
04:11beer run at the store so this kid's got like two he's got two thirty packs of beer and he like
04:16sticks his tongue out at me at me as he walks out the guy's like aren't you gonna do something about
04:20it i'm like no not really i'm gonna i'm just gonna call the cops he's like you're not gonna
04:26chase him down and go get your beer i'm like well it's not my beer we're not allowed to
04:30and he's like well what if i just walked out with the stuff that i have and i was like
04:34well if you really want to you can but you're just gonna have to make me do more paperwork
04:38and then i think he felt bad i just paid for the stuff and left he didn't say another word to me
04:44because that's a broken man he's like jesus he's a broken man james was so broken i was like dude if
04:50you want to leave with that stuff go ahead but just know i'll have to do more paperwork
04:54appreciate it if you did it so people wouldn't steal from you because they felt sorry
04:59they'd buy like a mountain dew and a bag of doritos and then they'd give them like a five
05:11dollar tip like no you take it man i have to wear a denim button-up with the logo of the gas station
05:16on my shirt right now i don't really care what you do i'm wearing a denim button-up yeah okay circle on
05:22it's arizona okay it's hot outside and i'm gonna denim button-up over 100 degrees outside
05:28and i have tattoos so it's long sleeves yeah long sleeves you think i give a crap if you steal a
05:33snickers bar and a 20 ounce coke it's not james's 20 ounce coke it's not belongs to the gas station
05:40well you can do it i'm just gonna do some more paperwork if you'd have known you could have just
05:44played the taxi theme song the whole time in the gas station and then people would have really
05:49thought you were not did you go in this gas station there's a dude in a button a denim button-up in
05:55there it's 100 degrees he's broken he's broken but he's happy somehow he's playing the taxi theme
06:01over and over you know what my armpit stains look like in arizona in a denim button i look like the
06:07biggest weirdo on the planet i'm a sad guy with the sweatiest armpits and a denim blue button
06:17you couldn't reach for top shelf no because you could i'd have to turn around like hey look over
06:21there i'm six foot two and i'm stepping on a step stool to get stuff off the top shelf so my arms
06:28are lifted up above my head yeah let me get that for you the juggalo guys that worked for me were
06:36in better moods because they were high every day they came in oh james oh man again you're in a safe
06:43place now well yes thank you dave my savior you're out you're good and you're you know not wearing a
06:49denim shirt no i get to wear t-shirts to work thank god we got you out of that denim yeah i just gotta
06:54work on the armpit sweat thing now it's just t-shirts oh god