James takes on the 'Paqui One Chip Challenge' live on-air and everyone is praying for his butthole.
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00:00We're about to put James' b-hole on the line.
00:09Woo!
00:10Woo-hoo!
00:13If you missed this, the other day, Lisa's husband, Lenny, saw this hottest chip in the world
00:26and had to pick it up to see if James would take on the one-chip challenge.
00:31It's like a nice thing and also a real a-hole move, but...
00:36He said this morning, he's like, I hope he does okay with it.
00:39Yeah, I do too.
00:40Yeah, I'll be fine, Lenny.
00:41I appreciate the thought.
00:43It was like Christmas came early when Lisa was like, here, Lenny found this for you.
00:47So I was like, yes!
00:48I can finally try it!
00:51So they say inside one extremely hot tortilla chip,
00:54Carolina Reaper,
00:57plus, and I don't know really how to say this correctly,
01:00Sichuan, S-I-C-H-U-N.
01:02It's not Sichuan.
01:03I don't know.
01:04Sichuan Heat.
01:05They say don't eat if you are sensitive to spicy foods,
01:08allergic to peppers, nightshades,
01:11or are pregnant or have any medical conditions.
01:15Keep out of reach of children.
01:17After touching the chip, wash your hands with soap.
01:20Do not touch your eyes or genitals.
01:22Yeah.
01:23I got some wipes.
01:24Fire.
01:25All right.
01:25Well, so are you ready for this then, James?
01:27Yeah, I am.
01:27Should we get down to it?
01:28This is James attempting the one chip challenge.
01:32They call it the world's hottest chip.
01:34It's one extremely hot tortilla chip.
01:36And many people say it won't be instant,
01:39but he'll definitely feel it.
01:41So here we go.
01:43All right.
01:43Opening this.
01:43Peeling it open here.
01:44Be careful.
01:44Don't breathe in any of those hot juices.
01:47Yeah.
01:47So you're supposed to,
01:49round one will feel like a spicy punch to the tongue.
01:51That's what to expect.
01:55It's a blue corn chip.
01:56Yeah.
01:56I knew it was blue.
01:57I can't see James very well.
01:58I hate this.
01:59I'm trying to,
02:00oh, the chip's all busted up.
02:01I'm going to have to do it in two bites here.
02:02Oh.
02:03I got the chip.
02:04I'm going to pull the chip out.
02:05One half.
02:08Oh, God.
02:10Oh, it's all over his lips.
02:12You got big trouble.
02:13Oh, you're supposed to eat it.
02:14You got big trouble.
02:16You feeling the heat already?
02:17Yeah.
02:18Yeah.
02:18Oh, wow.
02:19That instantly changed his voice.
02:20Oh, no.
02:21Okay.
02:22So round one is a spicy punch to the tongue.
02:24Can you have anything to drink after?
02:26You're supposed to wait as long as possible.
02:28You do it whenever you need.
02:30Don't make him talk.
02:31He just made him talk.
02:32All right.
02:32Round two will feel like a fiery jab to the face.
02:36They say you could experience impaired vision from tears.
02:39Impaired vision?
02:41Then a low blow to the gut.
02:44Oh, no.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:45I'll feel really guilty if something happens.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:49Oh, no.
02:50It's worse than the nut challenge, I assume.
02:52Way worse.
02:54Turn on the cough.
02:55You'll make it worse.
02:55Oh, no.
02:57Okay.
02:57Uh-oh.
02:57And?
02:58Oh, is he going to throw up?
02:59Uh-oh.
02:59Are we going to throw up?
03:00No.
03:00No, but oh, my God.
03:01So it's 50 times worse than the nut?
03:04I would say 100 times worse.
03:06Oh, no.
03:07100 times worse.
03:10I feel like I put my face in a fire.
03:14Oh, no.
03:15Like, I feel like I literally.
03:16You are bright red.
03:17How long do you have to wait to drink something?
03:19In a fire right now.
03:20They say wait as long as you can, but you do whatever you need to.
03:23If you do it, you do it.
03:24I want to tough it out as long as I can, but I just know my speech might sound kind of strange.
03:28Where is it burning?
03:29My lips are on fire from.
03:31Yeah, from even touching.
03:32Pulling the chips out.
03:33Yeah, that was dumb.
03:34Yep.
03:35Every single soft tissue in my mouth, but my, everything but my teeth hurts.
03:39Also, the tears are coming now, right?
03:42The tears are coming.
03:43We're getting the tears.
03:43They're not, they're involuntary tears, too.
03:45It's not like I'm sobbing.
03:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:47It's just my body is like, oh, my God, what is this?
03:49What have you done?
03:49What have you just done to it?
03:51What have you done to it?
03:52My body is also, it's like creating saliva like crazy.
03:56Can you feel it down your esophagus?
03:58The back of my throat, oh, my God, it feels like, if Satan, if I just got teabagged by Satan,
04:03his pubes are made of razor blades.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:06That's part of, that's part of it.
04:07Everybody knows about Satan's razor pubes.
04:10Oh, my God.
04:11The razor pubes of Satan.
04:13It's in the Bible.
04:14Oh, man.
04:14Yeah, this is, this is, um.
04:16This must be the pain part, because my mouth hurts so bad right now.
04:19Yeah, spicy punch to the tongue, fiery jab to the face, impaired vision from tears,
04:23then a low blow to the gut.
04:26Ooh, and then the knockout.
04:27It also feels like it's sucking the oxygen right out of you.
04:29Oh, see, that's the asthma part, right?
04:32You be careful.
04:33You breathe deep.
04:34You breathe deep.
04:35You drink.
04:36So, you ate the whole chip, right?
04:38Yeah, you did.
04:39Whole chip.
04:39You got the whole chip in you.
04:40Yes.
04:41Yep, it was all over his lips.
04:42This is much hotter than I thought it would be.
04:45People are saying that they, uh.
04:46I feel like my adrenaline's pumping right now.
04:48Oh, I bet it is.
04:48I just got an adrenaline rush.
04:49I'm sure it is, dude.
04:50Your body's trying to save itself.
04:52Oh, God.
04:53Their buddy did it.
04:54He was on the ground, pounding the floor like a baby, rolling around.
04:57James is handling it like a beast.
04:59James is a monster.
05:00That's the thing.
05:01I feel like every part of my face is oozing some kind of a liquid.
05:04Oh, God.
05:06Including my ears.
05:07My ears feel like they're throbbing.
05:08Oh, yeah.
05:09Oh, I feel like it's steam coming out of my ears right now.
05:11Yeah.
05:11Your face is red.
05:13Much more red than I think it got during the peanut challenge.
05:16100%.
05:17Yeah, you can tell from his reaction this is much worse.
05:19And listen, I really think a lot of this has to do with going from zero to 1,000.
05:24Oh, my God.
05:25I just licked my lips.
05:25That was a mistake.
05:26Oh, no.
05:27Oh, no.
05:28Don't lick your lips.
05:28I was like, I licked a razor blade.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:30It hurts.
05:32Oh, no.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33I got to like, dog, dishwash on my face.
05:37Oh, no, James.
05:38Oh, no.
05:38So your lips are just covered in that oil.
05:42Oh, I forgot that there's oil.
05:43Yes.
05:44Yeah.
05:45I really should have trimmed my beard, too.
05:47It's going to be on my beard.
05:48Oh, you rubbed your beard with dish soap.
05:50Get dish soap on your face, too.
05:52Yeah, well, he's going to do all that.
05:54I can tell exactly where my stomach is located in my body right now.
05:57Oh, it's hit there.
05:58Because it feels like a furnace.
05:59Just got ignite in there.
06:00So that's what they say.
06:01Low blow to the gut.
06:02So you're on round four.
06:04Oh, what's five, Dave?
06:05Knockout.
06:06What's knockout?
06:07It's knockout.
06:08I mean, whatever.
06:08They said it's going to be 40 minutes of now.
06:10Oh, my God.
06:11It's only been four minutes.
06:12Knockout.
06:12It's been four minutes of.
06:13There's a part of this after impaired vision called knockout.
06:17Knockout.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Knockout.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:19That's what to expect, they say.
06:21So if you're just joining us, James is doing the one chip challenge.
06:24He's done it.
06:25He's done it a couple of minutes ago, and he's feeling the effects.
06:28They call it the world's hottest chip.
06:29It's one tortilla chip that's covered in Carolina reaper pepper, scorpion pepper, and Sichuan peppercorn.
06:36And also, the oil of it is what brings the intense heat and pain, they say.
06:41And he's gone through.
06:42He got the spicy punch to the top.
06:45You better drink something.
06:45You got a drink.
06:46I think the dry heat is coming.
06:48Oh, no.
06:49Oh, no.
06:51Oh, no.
06:51This thing is crazy.
06:53No.
06:53Oh, no.
06:54I can't.
06:55I can't.
06:55No.
06:56You need water.
06:57What does he need?
06:57I think I got it under control, but.
06:59Oh.
06:59But you want.
07:00You can feel it.
07:01They say, James, go ice cream first if you're going to go something.
07:05I think the dry heat is coming.
07:08That's so terrible.
07:09Have I made it?
07:10Hey, thanks, Lenny.
07:11Have I made it out of the lightweight category?
07:13Have you gone at least five minutes?
07:14Oh.
07:15Oh, I don't know when we officially.
07:17I'm sure it's been five minutes.
07:18Yeah, it's been five minutes for sure.
07:20Yeah, so you're no lightweight.
07:22Okay.
07:22Well, then I'm going to take a bite of some ice cream here.
07:24Okay.
07:25Yeah, you get something in there.
07:26No dry heaving.
07:27My God.
07:27Yes.
07:27Oh, my God.
07:29That's good.
07:30That's for the little.
07:31Mmm.
07:33That feels good, I bet.
07:35The relief in my mouth right now, I can't even explain.
07:38This ice cream.
07:39Oh.
07:40Soothing and sweet.
07:41Someone said, worst poop of my life.
07:44After eating that chip, it's going to feel like molten lava coming out of your B-hole.
07:49Okay, I've experienced that with the Death Note channel.
07:50Someone said, my ass felt like the Batmobile taking off.
07:55Oh, my God.
07:56The 60s style Batmobile.
07:59Yeah, that's with the flames.
08:01With the flames.
08:02As horrible as that sounds, it sounds kind of cool.
08:06You'll have to Vaseline your B-hole, they say.
08:08Get out of here.
08:09That's fine.
08:10I'll do it.
08:10What does that even do?
08:12It's just protects it.
08:13I feel like it makes a mess.
08:15It protects it from the splash.
08:16Oh, my God.
08:20It's nice.
08:20It's nice.
08:21I did this at work.
08:22It felt like I was peeing acid all afternoon.
08:25Very cool.
08:26Why is it going to get into my pee-pee?
08:27I think...
08:29My pee-pee.
08:31My pee-pee.
08:32I don't want to pee acid.
08:34I'll poop lava, but I don't want to pee acid.
08:37My pee-pee.
08:38Why is it going to get into my pee-pee?
08:41Solid.
08:42Why is it going to affect my pee?
08:44Is it calming down at all?
08:47The heat's starting to go away, but instead of the heat now, it's like, I feel like somebody's
08:51just punching my stomach.
08:53Oh, yeah.
08:53So it's down there.
08:54Like Mike Tyson just smoked a dude, but now he's going to town on my stomach right now
08:57is what it feels like.
08:58This person said, to use the Vaseline, someone says, your B-hole will chap if you don't.
09:03A chap B-hole?
09:04They got to put that.
09:05Don't put those on the bar.
09:07You got to pee acid and you got a chapped butthole.
09:11You got to have a chapped B-hole.
09:12Don't call that a KO.
09:13You got to get more details.
09:15Yeah.
09:16I think that's what it is.
09:17Like KO is just like the knockout.
09:22I believe they're talking about when it's coming out.
09:24Yeah.
09:24Like knocks out.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Yeah.
09:26Knocks out of you.
09:27I feel okay now.
09:28Oh, you're okay now?
09:29I feel like all of a sudden, like I feel like the storm has passed.
09:32Good, good, good.
09:33That's what I feel like.
09:34I feel confident.
09:34Because another storm could be a Bruin.
09:36Yeah, there's probably one Bruin.
09:37So I'm going to go wash my hands and face.
09:39Yes.
09:39And maybe you guys do the news.
09:41So we'll see what happens with James here.
09:45We better have a carpet cleaner on speed dial though because we've seen it before.
09:49Yeah.
09:49We've seen this type of thing before.
09:51It can happen weeks or so.
09:52It can happen weeks or so.