Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Switzerland who is in court because she was feeding her neighbor's cat and letting him live inside her home. Then, Dave tells a story about his son getting an extra breakfast from the neighbors and Andy thinks it's a great idea.
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00:00If they reopen Alcatraz, it could house the world's most deranged criminals, like old
00:11ladies that feed their neighbor's cats.
00:13A 68-year-old woman in Switzerland was in court yesterday, accused of reportedly feeding
00:20Leo her neighbor's cat over a 10-month period.
00:24Lisa could have had to the slammer for this year.
00:27Right to the slammer.
00:28This woman lives in the same building as Leo, and she hasn't just been feeding Leo.
00:33She's actually let him into her apartment at times.
00:36She's even added a cat flap to her door so Leo could come and go as he pleases.
00:41That's Leo, man.
00:42Cats that want to go outside crack me up.
00:44Yeah.
00:44Because some of them don't.
00:46A lot of them.
00:46Yeah, a lot of them do.
00:47A lot of them don't.
00:48Leo's owner was not cool with this, and things kind of escalated over these 10 months.
00:53Naturally, the biggest issue was that Leo liked his new dig so much he never wanted to go
00:57home.
00:58Yep.
00:58That's it.
00:59Under Swiss law, though, cats are other people's property, and feeding and giving a home to
01:06another person's cat is considered unlawful appropriation.
01:11Yeah, I would have been in prison.
01:12Yes.
01:15Thankfully, my neighbor was okay with it.
01:17That's what she said.
01:18Yeah.
01:19So she said, I don't know.
01:20Yeah.
01:21That cat was very forceful.
01:23Yeah.
01:24He forced his way into my home.
01:26There's a cat that'll run around where I live, and it's like, we put out food every
01:30once in a while for it, because you can't get, you go near him, and he's like, nope.
01:34Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:35There's like two that walk around my house, and my cats just stare at it like, what is
01:40this?
01:40I don't know if he's got an owner or what.
01:42Because some people just let him out.
01:44Like, I never let Betty Jean Green out of my sight.
01:46Yeah, well, a lot of cats never leave, right?
01:48Yeah, I had an outdoor cat.
01:50It would just roam.
01:51Come and go.
01:51You know, and it was just.
01:53They go have adventures.
01:54I see, like, videos every once in a while of, like, this one they put a GoPro on.
01:58Hilarious.
01:59He's hilarious.
02:00Yeah.
02:00He's adventurous right the day.
02:01He'll run into other cats, and he's like, meh.
02:04Like, he has fun.
02:05Yeah, they talk to each other a lot.
02:05Sometimes they turn out to be friends.
02:08Hell, yeah.
02:08That's great.
02:09Hell, yeah.
02:09But this woman is facing several fines, which have exceeded $5,000 so far.
02:16Be so broke.
02:17I don't have.
02:18I've never had.
02:18Yeah, you would be broke.
02:20And by bar.
02:21And by bar.
02:21They'd be like, you set up a whole bed for him.
02:25You have toys here for him.
02:27He has a million toys here.
02:29I've never had cats, but I have had a Zane.
02:32Oh.
02:33And Zane would have breakfast in our house as a little kid and walk next door as an outdoor
02:39cat to the neighbor's house and say he hadn't had breakfast.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44And they'd give him toaster strudel and chocolate milk.
02:46Wow.
02:46That's so great.
02:47Every day in the summer.
02:48They must have thought you guys were terrible.
02:49Oh, they thought that's what.
02:50Like, eventually, Amber was outside as the neighbor was coming in.
02:54She had just been to Costco.
02:55She had a giant box of toaster strudels.
02:58She's like, let's say no.
03:00I just stocked up on toaster strudels so he can have breakfast here again.
03:04That's the greatest comment.
03:05And that's what Amber said.
03:06I'm like, she said, breakfast?
03:07What do you mean?
03:08Yes.
03:09I get him breakfast every morning.
03:10She's like, oh, he's been coming over saying he hasn't had breakfast.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:15So we've been feeding him every day for like three weeks.
03:18You looked like terrible people for a while and didn't know it.
03:21Yeah, exactly.
03:21Gee, he told her the type of toaster strudel he likes best and the type of chocolate milk.
03:26And she felt so sorry for him.
03:28That is a smart kid.
03:29I know.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30I'm going to do that today.
03:33I'm starving.
03:34I mean, the same combo.
03:35I'm like, it's a great combo.
03:36Toaster strudel.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:39I love both those things.
03:40Yeah.
03:40Knock at someone's door.
03:42Hello.
03:42My dad, Dave Hunter, won't feed me.
03:44Listen, I don't know if you're going to the grocery today or anything, but just so you
03:51know, I love toaster strudel.
03:54Well, you know.
03:57He's been a very smart kid his whole life.
03:59That's incredible.
03:59He's been a very smart kid his whole entire life.
04:02He's like, I can have two breakfasts.
04:03Breakfasts.
04:04Yeah.
04:05And I thought you hustled.
04:07Oh, he hustled.
04:09All right.
04:09But we felt like such horrible people.
04:11Like, you know, we feed him every day.
04:13People are like, yeah, we gave your kid toaster strudel a chocolate milk today since you abandoned
04:19him.
04:19Yeah.
04:20I mean, they're like plotting to call like child protective services.
04:25They had to be.
04:25All that poor thing.
04:26Get in here.
04:26Let's give you some strudel.
04:28I mean, not the most nutritious of breakfast.
04:30No, that's the thing.
04:32He was having a way more balanced breakfast at our house.
04:34Figured.
04:35He's like, I'm so hungry.
04:36Had a little bit of fruit and a little.
04:37He hadn't.
04:38He didn't want any of that.
04:39I mean, that is a combo.
04:41I hope somebody gives me toaster strudel today.
04:44That is a way of my heart.
04:45It's a great day.
04:46I'd do anything for you.
04:47Yeah.
04:49I could fall right in love with someone.
04:52Yeah, there's a, I mean, that is a great, that's good.
04:55I prefer them to Pop-Tarts.
04:57Oh, yeah.
04:58And chocolate milk.
04:59Oh, my goodness.
05:00Wash it down.
05:01I'm on a diet, so I like looked at the chocolate milk longingly today.
05:05Oh, already.
05:06Already.
05:06Like, I looked at it.
05:07You just stared at it?
05:08I did.
05:09You stroked it.
05:09I locked eyes with it.
05:11Yeah.
05:11That's pretty good, though, that you walked away.
05:13I was getting coffee, just plain coffee, and then I like, was like, hey, chocolate milk.
05:18So, I'll put like, I'll put chocolate milk's hair behind its ear every once in a while.
05:26You lick it?
05:26You have a lick?
05:27Yeah, there you go.
05:27Just blow it, kisses.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Like, I miss you.
05:30A little chocolate milk foreplay.
05:32Oh, my gosh.
05:33You can't.
05:34So good.
05:34But see, the thing is, too, that I knew, my weakness is toaster strudel, so I wouldn't
05:38allow it in the house.
05:39Right.
05:40Because I'll, like, toast that bitch up and slather it.
05:42Yeah.
05:42My problem with it is the frosting packets.
05:45Like, I'm like, that's not, let's double up on this one.
05:48And then at the end, it's just like a plain strudel.
05:51So, you're like, well, I kind of went crazy there at the beginning.
05:54You know?
05:55You're like, that's my thing.
05:56Don't have any luck.
05:57Yeah.
05:57I'm like, just one plain frosting.
06:01Yeah.
06:02You gotta always have extra frosting.
06:04You do.
06:05You gotta get yourself a little container of extra frosting.
06:07That happened to me, like, a million times with those things.
06:10I'm like, I got two ones at the beginning of the package.
06:12There's only six of them.
06:14Well, if you see Andy roaming around your door later this morning, just give him some
06:18toaster strudel and chocolate milk and send him on his way.
06:20Make him happy.
06:21Make him happy.
06:22That's true.
06:22We don't feed him here at the radio station.
06:24No.
06:24No, they do.
06:25They feed me here.
06:25I just am really hungry.
06:26Yeah.
06:26He's got to go get his own.
06:28He's got to go get his own.