Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a video that is going viral of Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach Doug Pederson rubbing a water bottle against his lips, for a long time, during a press conference.
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00:00so this video is up at daveandcheckthefreak.com if you want to see it for yourself doug petterson
00:08is the coach of the philadelphia eagles so both him and howie roseman addressed reporters for
00:14their post-mortem press conference following the 2019 eagles season they both had interesting
00:19things to say but what people are talking about is what the coach doug petterson was doing with
00:25a water bottle while the other guy was speaking he is basically blowing the water bottle that's a
00:32very bizarre to see the behavior you have to check it out at daveandcheckthefreak.com
00:47he's rubbing it on his lips
00:48creepy does he not realize he's doing this he mustn't right he mustn't that's uh just a
00:58little freudian slip there jesus christ this guy this is crazy right he's fantasizing about that
01:03reporter me too he knows he's on camera right is it the only way it must feel good to him it feels good
01:15or he's nervous or it's like somebody someone just said hey he just winked at someone he winked at
01:23someone as he's the story i think someone was part of the team and was like yeah i think it was just
01:30like he was nervous he didn't think he'd be in the shot because the other guy was talking he's standing
01:34it's like he likes the way i've never seen anyone do that with their water bottle that's a weird
01:39that's that can you imagine if chuck was doing that with a water bottle during the show someone
01:43give me a water bottle this would be i'd have to do my job aroused every day oh my god peep show
01:49chuck you can't you look like you're blowing that thing no chuck chuck put the bottle down i'm not
01:55putting this bottle down that's how i drink your nervous tick is yeah my nervous you're on camera dude
02:00you're on camera like you look like you're blowing yeah what's that what are you saying
02:06like you're blowing the bottle pardon me you're blowing the bottle again you told me to tell me you're going down on the bottle
02:11you look like a bj bj on the bottle
02:20can then he just wink see you thank you look like a dog mo jackson mo jackson
02:24no no no it looks like a penis on your lips looks like you're trying to go down on the
02:31brendan jacobs no no no bj god damn it what was he telling someone is telling
02:36i want to know all the the background stories yeah somebody was off that guy needs to explain
02:40himself well somebody told somebody somebody was like does he look like he's blowing that bottle
02:48i'm the guy i'm the wrangler guy i gotta there's a lot of hand signals in football too so it was probably
02:52he's like he's like
02:56he gives him a wink yeah that's just thanks bad thanks for not paying it he was
03:13his own little he was in his own his own little phallic world there
03:17honestly a crazy world to be in at a nfl press conference some of the headlines he was
03:22spotted making love
03:29he looks great he looks great at it he's a very giving lover mouth love tender can you just imagine
03:36okay like the co-worker imagine like we were out doing a video shoot and chuck didn't realize he was
03:41on camera and he was doing that and we saw the video after we'd be like dude what were you up to
03:46i know exactly what i'm doing next time we shoot a video but at least we can explain it as like a
03:50comedy you know you can always just comedy behind you football like what are you doing
03:54i can't wait for dave to have to read something oh god you're gonna pretend to blow something in
03:59the background that's a great idea i'm making a note so we remember yep thank you it looks like
04:04he puts that water bottle to bed next to him every night and i bet he does
04:10you want him working behind the wall if a man has to do it to the hell out of you i think but
04:16i'm leaving an extra 20 for this guy
04:20he puts it to bed wow that was incredible my little dasani
04:25dasani good night dasani you do me so good dasani never goes to it's late
04:34get that out of my face it's my johnson's nickname now
04:40i love you dasani i love you so much dasani
04:46you're such a rascal if you want to see it go to dave and check the freak.com it's it's hard to
04:51believe video what an unfortunate one i know like during the peep show sometimes like they'll
04:55catch like shots of us like and we're thinking and we're doing our thing or whatever and i'm
04:58always like tugging at my beard oh yeah it's just natural i mean like you're not licking your monster
05:04i'm not just like okay
05:10andy andy andy andy you're doing that thing with the can again oh jeez yeah
05:15i was blowing the monster can yeah just give lisa a wink and then
05:18chuck you're licking the can don't lick the can you're on video oh that's really inappropriate
05:26are you trying to tell me something chuck are you sending me a message oh my god
05:31put the can down put it down oh my god it's a lot of tongue action oh he's the head coach all
05:40right yeah absolutely he is dasani
05:44yeah
05:46so sleepy apparently lisa said during that stop licking your monster that's right oh you did
05:50you said that's a joke that's right
05:53stop licking your monster that was incredible what you did to that monster that monster
05:57i'm a passionate lover that monster is blushing i did i saw a monster finished this monster
06:02finished it had rosy cheeks it's asleep now yeah look at this gun oh look at that oh wow
06:06and you knocked it right out night night