Dave was finally able to try the Popeye's spicy chicken sandwich yesterday, but he just had dental surgery, so it didn't go as well as he imagined.
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00:00uh you guys so finally tried you tried the chicken sandwich chicken sandwich you got one
00:10here's what happened you kill anybody it's it was it's a fail oh oh i'm leaving the dentist
00:17yesterday i had to get a crown replaced yeah like i told you guys about i've seen so much pain and
00:22my head was pounding so i pulled into a store to get uh like some advil that's my
00:29are you still numb are you numb oh yeah you want a chicken sandwich no the store i stopped at
00:37was right next to a popeyes i'm like there's no one at the popeyes yeah this is my chance
00:43and you guys know me everything affects me more than anyone yeah so not only was this side of my
00:57face swollen my eye was oh yeah yeah yeah and my chin and all so i want it i'm like you're gonna
01:03try one of your chicken sandwiches please i got spicy chicken sandwiches what are you saying man
01:10i want a spicy spicy chicken sandwich please you want a six piece no pickles please no pickles no six
01:20piece listen bitch listen you whore i'm trying to get one of those spicy chicken sandwiches please
01:27i don't know the restrooms over there i don't know what you don't give tickles here sir i don't know
01:34what you're on drugs this is popeyes just hold on i'll use the app
01:39i did have to say it twice oh yes i was honestly it was
01:45so my eye this whole side of my face was droopy it's like you had a stroke like it was all frozen
01:52right yeah it's like a spicy chicken sandwich no pickles she's like what'd you want
01:57like a spicy chicken sandwich no pickles and um i i'm like oh my god i'm gonna get one of these
02:06chicks this'll make my day better i had horrible dental surgery my head's pounding but i'm gonna
02:10try this i go to eat it you can't eat i can't your whole tongue is your tongue is uh i was i was
02:17numb all the way into my throat she couldn't even taste it basically i thought i was gonna choke to death
02:21dude or bite your tongue off i had two bites and i had to throw it in the garbage you can't eat
02:25what do you have dental so you have no real idea i think it was pretty good yeah but you can't
02:31taste like in the back corner back here and then i was so nervous i was gonna choke to death
02:35imagine if you would have died eating a popeye's chicken sandwich in the parking lot or whatever
02:42popular radio personality dave hunter found dead today in a popeye's parking lot
02:46apparently he's got a droopy face on him we think it was heroin
02:51oh what a sad way to go out chicken sandwich at his mouth
03:00massive fail
03:02give me one of them chicken shipper boots
03:04chicken sandwich on your pickle please
03:07baby what is you saying
03:12oh hell
03:18you're gonna have to you're gonna have to run that back one more time for me
03:23give me one of those man with a combo me i'm gonna die
03:29there's a special bus or something
03:32i don't see the drive-thru right now
03:34what are you saying i'm gonna get my bitch
03:36i'm kidding
03:37hello how is you doing
03:40i'm very good thank you you whore
03:43i
03:44with that chicken sandwich i've had a rough day in my head
03:49i said just give me one with no pickles please
03:51check this out with no pickles baby
03:53you got it
03:55see
03:55there's like a homeless guy hey you're gonna eat that now
04:07i'm just gonna wait it out he's definitely gonna choke me
04:11as soon as this guy dies i'm gonna eat his chicken sandwich
04:14i'll eat it right out of his mouth
04:15so i've got this bad headache and i can like it's hurting my eyesight
04:18and i couldn't eat the chicken sandwich
04:20i just told him i'm like super angry
04:21oh that sucks
04:22that was the worst
04:23that sucks dangerous yeah speaking of food news though
04:26if you ever wanted to go to ihop but thought it was just too fancy
04:29yeah that's what i always say
04:31i've often thought that
04:32too fancy
04:32yeah
04:33too fancy
04:35what am i a Rockefeller
04:36yeah
04:36ihop just announced it's gonna be opening a new fast food chain called flipped
04:40basically it'll serve the same stuff you get at ihop just in a fast food style
04:45you will order at the counter
04:46limited menu but you'll get the food as quickly as possible
04:49i'm flipped
04:51i'm going flipped
04:52i'm just trying to rip it again
04:54i'm not going to give me a flip
04:55hey
04:56this happened to me
04:57i'm just right next to you
04:58a little flip
04:59would you like to try a pancake bar
05:02give me the pancakes
05:03just put some
05:05did you say pancakes with soy sauce
05:07no i said please put it in a soy
05:10oh my
05:11chocolate cap
05:12i don't
05:14i want a little face of chocolate
05:15there's no reason
05:16i want a little face of chocolate
05:18is that too much
05:19god damn it
05:20the bathroom's back there sir
05:22what i don't need a bathroom
05:24i want a little face of chocolate
05:26you're saying that you have to take a
05:27you know what
05:28so you can go back there and do it
05:31if i don't get a pancake
05:32with a little face of chocolate
05:34i'm not going to give you spankings
05:35spankings
05:37spankings
05:38listen you stupid whore
05:40that always comes out clear
05:43i don't want any spankings
05:45i want some pankings
05:46with a little face of chocolate
05:48we have a guy here
05:50he's been in some kind of accident
05:51or overdid it with some kind of drug
05:53and he's asking for spankings
05:55and says he needs to take a giant chocolate
05:57you know what
05:58in the bathroom
06:00i didn't say that
06:01he's screaming
06:03he called me clearly a whore
06:04look at that part
06:06yeah
06:07and i'm a man
06:08it's the one word that just rolls off his numb tongue
06:10whore
06:11no matter what surgery i've had
06:13i can always say whore
06:14maybe he's not getting that shit
06:16whore
06:17and if he wakes up from surgery
06:19he's like
06:19whore
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06:20he's coming too
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