Dave tells a story about bad service he received at a fast food place and then realizes it must have been his special order of a lettuce-wrapped chicken sandwich that probably frustrated the staff.
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00:00back to the reviews here i was just looking so i the one place i've went to in the past several
00:09months is this place yeah and it was the worst drive-through location i've ever been to in my
00:16life uh longest wait rudest people worst food yeah oh yeah okay like it hit all three i couldn't
00:22believe it yeah it's like they were great they were great at being bad it's like and not to be
00:29controversial but it was like a blind challenged child made the chicken sandwich oh okay yeah
00:39because it made no sense the sandwich made no sense it's like they threw the chicken was on top of the
00:45bun it's like they threw the stuff in a wrapper and just closed it up they did not they didn't assemble
00:50it they were like oh man oh it was like the ikea fast food yeah the elements but you got to build
00:56your own sandwich so that but she was so rude to me this woman at the window and i was i like like
01:03i have the andy of i'm always going to be super nice because i don't want anything bad to happen
01:07right i'm very nice i'm super nice but just generally i'm yeah i consider myself a pretty
01:12nice person i'm nice for to you know i'm not rude to people so but no matter what i said i mean maybe
01:17she was just having a bad day i asked for her something else and she gave it to me the wrong way
01:24and then i'm like oh can i get oh that's too many questions then that was bad and i was but the
01:29reviews are not good here so i did just look them up as we were speaking of reviews yeah yeah you can
01:34always i like it's i don't know it's always like uh it's like a roller coaster like at the part where
01:38you're going up the hill like when you go get to that first window and you see what you're dealing
01:43with yep like with the team like you're like how's this team come together i'm like oh man they do not
01:50care i'm pretty sure this guy's on heroin i'm like that means my burger's gonna be a mess oh my god i
01:56just remembered why they did that to me i was you know you know me i'm always trying to eat healthier
02:01so i asked for my spicy chicken sandwich with no bun just wrapped in lettuce oh get out of here
02:07oh no wonder what did you expect especially where you were they're like what oh we got one
02:17we got one get ready do everything wrong and you roll up dave rolls up
02:24oh look at you chicken sandwich yeah we made your chicken sandwich no bun but they put that's
02:31what i'm saying they still put the bun in there just on the side because they're like rethink it
02:36yeah it wasn't wrapped in lettuce there was just lettuce thrown in there i love your mind i love
02:41that there's just well they probably didn't have they probably don't even have like full pieces of
02:46lettuce like uh you know are they gonna wrap a place would go it's like they just threw a bunch
02:51of shredded lettuce on it detail out in the beginning of your story that's a crazy request
03:00because there's not just a button for that no like they gotta they gotta talk to people like a lot of
03:04people do that i know i know that's a thing but i don't think it's easy for them to put that into
03:10the computer they're probably just like yeah let's rotate your tires too while we're here like
03:14wrap a burger and lettuce i can't find to rotate your tires button on this
03:19this dumbass wants uh what's he want he wants a chick get this okay this what's he want what's it
03:28he ordered a chicken sandwich he's willing to pay full price okay okay so we get him the bun
03:35no stop there baby he does not want a bun how's he gonna pick it up how's he gonna pick it up
03:42he doesn't want a bun what's he want he wants you to wrap it in lettuce oh my god i ain't never
03:49heard nothing like i've never even imagined such a thing he knows this is spicy spicy chicken
03:53what's up with that calling it a sandwich means it's got a bun right yeah well i might as well just
04:04paint a mother mona lisa for him too that's what i said i don't even know how to charge this man
04:08i don't even know how you enter that in man so i guess what you do is you take the chicken put
04:13some lettuce on it and then slap all the fixings on top of it i guess a dumbass put a bun in there
04:18if he wants that's what he's like that made no god blessed sense what was happening it was like my
04:25sandwich was just put together it's like they didn't know what to do
04:29just do it yourself so then order the sandwich yeah baby this ain't the place where you keep
04:35driving baby right and then i get like uh i asked for a bottle of water but they gave me like a cup
04:42of a tap water oh but i paid for the bottle so that was the other thing i was like oh excuse me
04:48sorry i actually ordered yeah hi i actually ordered the bottled water yeah you got it no no this is just
04:55regular water oh no i poured it in there for you i know i'm actually gonna need the bottle you said
05:00you wanted your chicken hold on hold on i gotta close this window for a second yeah he said what
05:06now he said he wasn't the cup of water isn't good enough for this one you should have known you
05:12should have known he doesn't like you want us to wrap his chicken and lettuce so we might as well
05:15put his water in a cup for him too yeah i thought i was doing him a favor because he was too dainty to
05:20even open a water bottle you know what i mean this man is clinically insane very dainty
05:25yeah we're trying to find a water bottle suitable for your knees
05:29anyway is he still out there yeah he won't go away yet i say we make him wait a bit yeah let's just uh
05:36tell him we gotta go to the back for that i just hope we make him wait longer and he'll never try
05:40oh he looks like he's getting agitated say something real quick
05:44we're having a hard time finding a cold water
05:46oh i gotta go
05:48hurry up why you got such special requests
05:52oh we're gonna speed up just for you you got places to go
05:56it's been 15 minutes i got a frosting machine down
06:00we're trying to fix that baby
06:04you can relax
06:06blend up his food for him so we can just drink it on the road make sure make sure you put the bun
06:11in the bag just in case this fool i will he's got a lot of needs he does he does i didn't think it
06:18was that big of a deal he's gonna ask no bun just wrapped in lettuce and a bottle of water
06:23he's probably gonna ask for some apple slices later
06:30all right fine i won't do that again just order the sandwich take the bun off do it yourself yeah yeah
06:35it's starting to come together yeah it is what happened there yeah
06:40you want the bottle of water i'm writing a review oh no so get this
06:47probably get another one of those carb counting mfers on the horns yeah exactly and that proves our
06:52point our original point like the reviews are yeah you know you can't go by he left that out
06:58yeah exactly they assembled it all all wrong yeah yeah i just take a picture of that and put it on
07:04social media look at the burger i just got yeah there'd be a bunch of guys like where's the bun
07:10oh my god they forgot your bun that's crazy that no i'm never going there no no no that's how i
07:17wanted it what you nuts you got your mind baby funny and then just have like a picture of dave with
07:24like all the stuff like
07:27that's the review yeah what confusion face
07:32my online review yeah yeah i'm like i don't know something happened with him
07:42you