Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was busted pleasuring himself outside of a construction site and after seeing the security footage, they realize he has something hilarious on his t-shirt.
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00:00we'll start in Florida where this big Floridian was busted pleasuring himself
00:12very nice deputies are asking for the public's help in identifying a man who
00:18was caught on camera several times masturbating at a construction site in
00:24Hillsborough County there's nothing that turns some guys on like construction I
00:29guess so right I guess so I like the machine yeah new construction he's not
00:39one of those crankers because he's not in the vehicles okay but the sheriff's
00:42office released a surveillance image of him it's a tough one yeah it sounds like
00:48a tough one it is lease here's the everybody oh my god look at this guy
00:53yeah we tweeted this out if you go to twitter.com slash Dave and Chuck you'll
00:59see what we're talking about here I look like a real fat version of the nerdy guy
01:03in a goddamn breakfast club he definitely has that voice oh he does he is on his
01:10shirt I don't know it's hard to tell what it is ice cream cone yeah he's a big fan
01:17he's got an ice cream cone tank top is it dude I think she's right dude I think
01:21that's a goddamn sundae it's either ice cream cone or corn on the cob we would
01:25have corn on the cob it's definitely ice cream he doesn't eat corn on the cob
01:28the cob is that the cherry it's a sundae it's a sundae I think it is an ice cream sundae it's a sundae it's a half and sundae with a cherry on it that's my masturbating shit
01:41uh I wear it to masturbate because it's got no sleeves I had it test a mint
01:50ice cream is my favorite ice cream and construction equipment where are my pants
02:00anyone know any have any idea where my pants are exploded right off my thigh
02:05oh yeah damn I tore through him like a goddamn hulk
02:09that's so pathetic
02:10he is horrible oh wow I mean that's he gets what he deserves he gets what he deserves
02:15we should just send him audio of Lisa
02:17you wanna listen you gotta clean yourself up bud
02:20I don't have to say that even though I made a mistake in life I believe what you said
02:24miss Lisa with quit quit quit her
02:27Lisa confronts the obese ice cream jerker
02:30he has an ice cream tank top on while he's jerking it
02:34you knew it
02:36he has no pants where's his pants
02:38I got no pants no pants
02:39I never had pants
02:40I mean that voice is perfect for him
02:43absolutely it is
02:44you got that
02:45that's it man
02:46that's how I talk
02:47because even his mouth looks like oh crap is that a camera
02:51they know for sure he's gone to this site at least three times in the past few weeks
03:06removed his clothes except his ice cream sundae tank top and masturbated
03:10do you think something's wrong with him
03:12do you think something's wrong with me
03:14do you think something's wrong with me
03:15do you think something's wrong
03:16yes
03:17you know besides the obvious
03:20no I'm a scholar and a gentleman
03:22actually I have a very high mention score
03:25you think he does
03:26no
03:27I don't at least
03:28no
03:29no
03:30see look other
03:31there's the other news sites
03:33they crop it right
03:34oh yeah
03:34they don't crop the shot there
03:36I'd almost pay unlimited funds to get that black
03:39bar removed
03:41yeah
03:41no
03:42stop it
03:43he's probably got the tiniest little
03:44come on
03:45so he does
03:46just aimed
03:46engulfed by fat
03:48yeah I was going to say you can barely even see it
03:50you can tell by the way he's kind of like
03:52I think he's doing this
03:53I think he's doing that
03:54like there's a little
03:55he's doing this
03:56he's got his arm like
03:57just a tiniest little jerker
04:01what am I doing tonight
04:02I'm going to do what I do every Wednesday night
04:04I'm going to go to the goddamn construction site
04:06with my Sunday shirt on
04:07I'm going to jerk it
04:09pound it too
04:10I'm going to give my hand a one over
04:14this actually happened in a place called
04:20Thanatosasa
04:21if that's how you say it
04:23I'm not sure exactly where that is
04:25mom
04:25where's my Sunday
04:27it's dirty
04:30it was covered in a
04:31that's how I like it man
04:32get in my ice cream Sunday
04:33here you go
04:36you're going for another walk
04:40yes I am
04:42I'm so glad you're going to help
04:44you know me
04:46just trying to
04:46wash my finger man
04:48I'll be back
04:49trying to
04:50chip him
04:51okay
04:52it's in the Tampa Bay area
04:54so there may be listeners
04:55there may be listeners
04:57there that know this guy
04:58why does he do it there
04:59maybe he'll call in
05:00he probably listens
05:00I was going to say
05:01probably
05:02if he's close enough
05:03the shark signal is strong there
05:05oh yeah
05:06sorry dude
05:08you just took a tongue lashing
05:09from Lisa Way
05:10but you deserve it
05:11you know you deserve it
05:11well you deserve it
05:12stop doing that
05:13he's like well I just hope
05:14that you guys know
05:14that you lost a listener
05:15no no
05:20come on ice cream jerker
05:21Lisa Way's eternal hurtful words
05:24have lost you a shark listener
05:26I don't sound like that
05:29and I'm going to tell my mom
05:31and everybody
05:31I'll say my mom
05:32oh man
05:35we just lost every single
05:37ice cream shirt fan
05:39in Florida
05:41so if you're in the Tampa Bay area
05:44and you want to see it
05:44or you're just listening
05:45and want to see the image
05:46you have to go to
05:46twitter.com
05:47slash Dave and Chuck
05:48and see it there
05:49I will
05:49bye
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