Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an assault that took place on flight where a woman hit her boyfriend on the head with a laptop because he was allegedly looking at other women.
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00:00another crazy bitch in the news today uh this one on an airplane a woman flew into a rage
00:09on a flight and smacked her boyfriend with a laptop over his head for looking at other women
00:15how many other women are on this flight that he could look at well uh they were on an american
00:22airlines flight it was a sold out flight from miami and that's when things turned violent now
00:27we can't play most of the audio it is filthy we've got a little bit of it edited uh the full
00:31unedited audio though is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com because she goes off on him
00:36on this flight this is her there's no one you don't have to worry she's just crazy it's another
00:44big girl gone wrong yeah she's not is that her dude that's her dude
00:49yeah that's it's a bigger picture of her oh my goodness here's a bit of how it played out here
01:04on this american airlines flight out of miami we can uh it's not working here we go help him
01:14it should uh it should happen here too
01:16well when you oh god when you smash that thing
01:44his name is memo that's who she was yelling at there there was no ladies on the flight
01:55no there's hardly any and trust me it was boarding that it had most of that guy he was probably
02:00looking at the cart isn't looking at anything i can't win it for my cookies maybe there was
02:07something on his laptop he found oh i've never seen a big man move around a big woman in that seat
02:13he had so much speed he had so much speed what was his name memo yeah yeah finding
02:17finding memo finding memo saving memo
02:21please hand me somebody save a memo
02:29you need to get shirts with memo's face and like a laptop coming flying at it that one
02:38that like screenshot of memo saving memo save me you gotta have me i am a memo the the flight
02:48attendant the flight attendant that was behind who saw the impact of the laptop was shook she was like
02:56oh my god what have i seen oh my god what have i seen how is he not dead
03:00finding no saving memo
03:05friendships are made some are broken
03:11happy it's a me a memo
03:14please the bitches are crazy
03:17you're looking at all the girls
03:18we're in disguise
03:19she's going to get her bag oh my god
03:22i'm gonna get my purse and then i'm gonna kill him
03:25she is a monster
03:26please help me i'm a memo
03:28get me away bitch so i can go get my purse
03:30so then i can kill him
03:31don't you let her close to memo
03:32you think i saw children ready for the last month
03:35oh my memo head
03:37oh i'm gonna crack your middle sky
03:40oh you really heard of memo bad
03:43get that screenshot of memo black
03:47i need to see it
03:48memo
03:49where's memo
03:51where's memo
03:52where'd he go
03:54there he is
03:55oh please jesus
03:57let me out of here
03:59please let me out of here
04:01where is you going
04:02she isn't gonna kill a memo
04:04what is you going
04:06she's gonna kill me
04:08a memo
04:10i gotta get my purse
04:12and then i'm gonna get my laptop
04:13and i'm gonna smash it on his head
04:15don't let her get her purse please
04:17anything gonna be in there
04:19i got a brick in there
04:21she's got a brick in there
04:22it's a aim to ride towards a memo's a hay
04:24save memo
04:26save memo
04:28saving memo
04:28saving memo
04:30memo is fast
04:35he's got mushrooms
04:38he's got mushrooms
04:38memo
04:40that was like a wwe
04:44attitude era
04:46chair shot
04:47to the back of the head
04:48with the laptop
04:49oh it's so bad
04:51memo's a critically injured
04:52memo you guys
04:55i hope he's okay
04:56he's not
04:56he's not okay
04:58memo is a critically injured
04:59and lives in a very scary apartment
05:02with this lady
05:03who is a severely mentally ill
05:05listen to memo
05:06you're going to jump out of the plane
05:09slide down the
05:10secret slide
05:12i get to slide down the secret slide
05:14slide down the secret slide
05:16jump into the luggage machine
05:18okay
05:19will be whisked away
05:21as fast as possible
05:22you think a memo can do this
05:24i know you can do it
05:25memo
05:25memo can do it
05:26memo
05:27i love you
05:28memo
05:29i'm pleased in you
05:30i knows you can do it
05:32i love you to a
05:34a flight attendant lady
05:35just remember
05:39just keep a swimming
05:42i will keep a swimming
05:43thank you
05:44i am so glad
05:45this is a transcontinental flight
05:47and we are over the ocean
05:48for me to swim
05:49it is time for you
05:49to jump out now
05:50memo
05:50goodbye flight attendant lady
05:53with a deep voice
05:54goodbye memo
05:55goodbye
05:56goodbye forever
05:58say them
05:59memo
06:00memo
06:02they did not save him
06:08he fell really hard
06:11memo had died
06:12oh no
06:14but he died with a smile
06:16he was not a near that huge a bitch
06:18that's for sure
06:20oh memo