Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Florida who was appearing at a virtual court hearing and started flirting with the Judge.
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00:00kudos to this guy this dude he shot his shot yeah right jennifer aniston no this guy uh in court
00:12in fort lauderdale he was making a bond appearance in south florida and tried to flirt with the judge
00:20yesterday number one thing you should not do yeah you're fine defendant demetrius lewis
00:31appeared in a virtual hearing before broward county judge tabitha blackman uh moments after
00:39stepping in front of the camera he took his shot and here's how it all played out live this is up
00:46at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to see it for yourself demetrius lewis on page 26
00:52how you doing how you doing all right i'm good sir how are you
01:00george you is so gorgeous the judge i just have to tell you you're gorgeous thank you
01:06he's not wrong all right mr lewis flattery will get you everywhere but maybe not here
01:12the court finds probable cause on count one burglary occupancy come on she's beautiful
01:17and she's like the youngest judge i've ever seen i mean maybe she just looks young i have no idea
01:22what her real age is what's funny is he didn't do it in like a pervy way he was just like no
01:26beautiful judge oh i do think she was like she'd see what thanks criminal
01:34i do like i do she's like that's pretty nice of you to say criminal but unfortunately he did
01:43yeah you are a burglar yeah you're a burglar so it's not gonna work out between us
01:47i don't think he was trying to kiss her ass either no i don't think so he's just a genuine like
01:53i'm gonna go do something else bad i gotta talk to you again
02:06i'm sure it was hold me in contempt
02:10hold me tight hold me close i'm sure it was the last thing he expected to see when they flashed up
02:19the footage of the judge right yeah it's like a big old nasty man well also too like i don't know
02:25how long he's been waiting in jail like to even have a thing it might have been like a little while
02:30so like you haven't seen a girl in a little bit and he's like oh god you're hot as hell
02:37uh once again if you miss it here's how it played out in court
02:41like he's not ready to he's like
02:47how you doing how you doing all right i'm good sir how are you
02:51george you is so gorgeous
02:54you're gorgeous
02:56thank you mr lewis
02:58all right mr lewis
03:00i love you
03:01i love you
03:01did he say i love you
03:03i love
03:05i have to tell you
03:08thank you mr lewis
03:10all right mr lewis
03:12i'm glad we're going to get you everywhere
03:13but maybe not here
03:15the court finds probable
03:17someone said i'm guilty your honor of having an erection
03:20give this char
03:22uh and that could have went both ways though right
03:28as a female judge she could have been like
03:31that's inappropriate right of course but i do think he did it in the right way
03:36like he was just like he was like i just need to tell you
03:40please do not be offended with but you are gorgeous
03:43yeah you're right it didn't come across as fine
03:46right it came across as just a compliment
03:48will you pick me up after my sentence
03:50i would love to take you out
03:53you got five grand for bond
03:56you bust me out of here
03:59we'll go wherever i mean within rhythm
04:03wouldn't it be crazy if it turned out they started dating
04:08no it's highly unlikely she's probably married
04:11yeah i'm sure she's actually if you looked into her life
04:14i bet she's already dating a guy who's like uh already
04:18he's probably rich and he's probably good looking
04:20you know people have oh they've looked up
04:23they want to know her instagram
04:24they want to know everything about her
04:26i love the picture the criminal like oh
04:29he's kind of like he's kind of cocked to the side
04:32he was so taken aback
04:34oh no
04:35you're gorgeous
04:37pretty awesome he took a shot even appearing
04:40before a judge
04:41you got to give him that
04:42you sentence me light we will make this happen
04:44yeah
04:45i will make a rivalry
04:47i hope he started singing that would have been incredible
04:52oh girl
04:53you the most gorgeous girl in the world
04:58i give you all my everything
05:03which isn't a lot
05:07that would have been the best court appearance of all time
05:14yeah
05:15this was pretty good
05:16would have been even better with some singing to me