While talking about a transient woman from Florida who was arrested for threatening people with a machete, the show gets a glimpse of what it would be like to work with a barefoot Chuck the Freak.
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00:00we'll start in st petersburg florida
00:05where a transient woman brought not one but two machetes into a bar
00:12and started waving them around threatening violence
00:16dual wielding oh my god telling people she'd already killed more than a hundred people with
00:22them i believe her she's like blade from the he-man movie
00:24so transient is that just like a homeless traveler
00:28yes yes i think so yes yes homeless traveler
00:31i'd travel she's homeless and she travels transient transient no real home but that's
00:37what homeless is but she's just always on the go yeah like a modern yeah yeah she's covers a lot
00:42of ground like a nice term for a hobo yes there's her mug shot she just looks like somebody's mom
00:48well she was she was at some point but then she just became a homeless traveler with machetes
00:52it can happen to any one of us no i hope it doesn't i can come on lisa just lisa's not just
00:57gonna become a homeless machete traveler she hopes not nope she hopes not
01:01and how do you get from town to town you just can't just hop on a train car you can't no
01:08people still do that dude they do people still do that mostly i think i would watch a tv show
01:14called homeless machete traveler it would be interesting it would oh yeah it's probably also
01:20called like live pd yeah put like a body cam on her that live pd cracks me up every time i watch it
01:27there's always just like a like a method with like no shoes on all the cops always just like where
01:32where's your shoes and they're like i don't know they always lose their shoes i know they're kicking
01:37the last thing you're thinking about when you're on that where's your shoes where are your shoes
01:44i wonder how many times i came to work today with no shoes oh really why i was trying to switch it up
01:50and wear sandals this morning yeah i was like i'm just not gonna wear i'll wear sandals this morning
01:55and uh i'm like all like fine was one of them oh no and i was like you know what i don't have time
02:01for this i'm late already you just came in with one i said i'm late already you're almost late yeah
02:07because he couldn't find his other i couldn't find my shoes that's so you almost so then i had to go
02:11and get socks and then i had to put normal shoes on it was a real pain in the ass that's how much
02:15buffer time he leaves himself he's got socks can cause his whole schedule to be out of whack
02:20sock can throw you back it did whoever come in here without shoes or just one shoe i almost did
02:28like oh no he's really lost it no i almost did and i because i thought to myself who cares
02:32who cares i don't care what if i come in with no shoes i don't care is one flip-flop just called a
02:39flip all i would have had was the flip or the flop i would say it's a flip because it was the left
02:44left is a flip you don't want to walk around here without shoes no you don't go in that bathroom
02:47without shoes oh my god we'll change some stuff yeah bottom of your foot be coated in piss
02:54sure would that'd be the best sure would please don't stop caring about yeah no we don't want
03:00you looking like a transient i'm i'm at the edge come on the edge of glory right at the edge
03:08this place would come to a halt if you came in without shoes on one day we'd be like uh-oh
03:13you almost happened today we couldn't do the show no we'd assume that you had like we have to find
03:18you shoes first and then we'll do the show get shoes i can pair mine i got an extra pair they're
03:22only size 14 yeah i'd be like he's like an artist like florence and the machine yeah exactly like
03:27you just say no different than florence how many times how many times do they have our barefoot
03:32stage that people spit on barefoot that's how chuck does his art you know what i might start i
03:38wonder if i'm better yeah keep your shoes on keep your shoes on come on kick them off
03:44the socks the socks just went flying yeah they're off he's he's i hope your feet don't smell do you
03:54feel i hope they do do you feel more free he's an artist he's a transient i feel better you feel
04:00like florence i wish a fan was on right now dog days are over yeah that's it he's so like her
04:11he's he's our own little florence when i think of florence and the machine i do it this is chuck's
04:15morning every morning
04:16he's walking around barefoot yeah get it bud get it yeah let him do his art come on jock do that
04:35yeah there's his socks are in his hand okay his sock days are over his sock days are over
04:43what shake it out shake it out oh my god incoming socks it almost hit me don't you dare chuck the
04:54freak he's a rascal don't do not flick your sock at me that's worse than his underwear
04:59it's on her desk it's on her desk it's on her desk he's free he's an artist finally he's eccentric
05:12finally can i throw some makeup please
05:15his sock days are over
05:20look at her sock
05:21she's like wait for me
05:24the other one's over here it's over here
05:28it blew by dave's face
05:30weirdo
05:31artist
05:33put it over there
05:35oh i broke up a boring joke
05:38chuck in the socks
05:42yeah yeah yeah don't come in without you chucking the machine it almost happened today it i'm not
05:49saying it's not going to happen there's a lot of people that live their life with bare feet i don't
05:55know if you guys know that no yeah there's always like singers that are doing it all the time
06:01usually is that it yeah you have other problems than just i can't find my other flop
06:05yeah right you guys don't think i have other problems
06:08i don't know
06:10i don't get into that right now
06:13okay we know plenty of problems
06:17to go around
06:18there's people that have much worse
06:20sure
06:20florence and the machuck
06:22imagine that
06:24no
06:24a joint flow
06:26yeah you did you and her
06:27incredible
06:28i like it if you take over it's just chucking the machine
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