Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a homeless guy with no arms who was arrested after allegedly stabbing a tourist in Florida with his feet holding the weapon.
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00:00What is the one thing you think a guy with no arms would be able to do to you?
00:17Wait a second.
00:18What is the one thing a guy with no arms would be able to do to you?
00:23Jump at me?
00:25What he's saying is what would he not be able to do?
00:29He wouldn't be able to choke me.
00:31He wouldn't be able to punch me.
00:33That's a lot of things.
00:34He wouldn't be able to...
00:36Poke you in your eyes.
00:38No high fives from that guy.
00:40No high fives.
00:41Can't pull your hair.
00:43Stab you.
00:45You would think that a man with no arms would not be able to stab you.
00:50No.
00:51You'd be wrong.
00:52How do you do it?
00:53A homeless South Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a tourist from Chicago.
01:07Whoa!
01:08Hey, I'm just a tourist, buddy!
01:09Hey!
01:10Stop that!
01:11How did he do it?
01:16How did he do it, Dave?
01:17Did he do it like this?
01:20Was it just a...
01:21Was there a knife in his pit?
01:22Miami Beach Police say 46-year-old Jonathan Frencha...
01:26Hello!
01:26You were right the first time, Chuck.
01:30Foot!
01:30Feet!
01:31Foot!
01:31He held a pair of scissors in his feet.
01:34Oh.
01:35And he stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight the other night.
01:42Wow.
01:42I guess this dude is well-known in the area in Miami Beach, and he's known for painting
01:49on canvases with his feet along this trendy South Beach spot.
01:53So he's an artist.
01:54They say they were just asking him for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed the guy.
02:00Okay.
02:01He did jump up.
02:02He jumped up.
02:03He jumped up.
02:03Yeah.
02:03Yeah.
02:05Stabbed him in his arm.
02:06That'd be tough.
02:06Wow, he's got to...
02:07I challenge you right now.
02:08Use your feet.
02:08I challenge you right now.
02:10To what?
02:11To be on the ground.
02:13And jump up?
02:14And without arms, get up.
02:17I think I could do it.
02:19I know I could.
02:20I mean, he's probably had way more training than...
02:21I need help, and I got both my arms, so...
02:24Can I try it?
02:25It's not a...
02:26I'd have to use my head.
02:27I'd have to...
02:27I'm going to hurt myself, probably.
02:29Yeah, he won't be able to get off the ground.
02:31You're going to try it?
02:31Here we go.
02:32Get up, Dave.
02:32Get up.
02:32Well, I'd have to flip over on my knees.
02:35Well, do what you got to do.
02:36Yeah, you do what you got to do.
02:38You get up.
02:38Okay, I've got no arms.
02:39Yeah.
02:40You got no arms.
02:40You got no arms.
02:43Get up.
02:44Get up.
02:44It's tougher than I thought.
02:46That's what I mean.
02:46Yeah, it's tough.
02:47Of course.
02:48That guy's used to it.
02:49I think you'd have to roll to your back and use your head to get your feet under you.
02:55Are you stuck?
02:56It's true, though.
02:57Yeah, you would.
02:58It's crazy you broke that down here.
02:59That's what I'm saying.
03:00But I could use my stumps.
03:01He doesn't have stumps.
03:03I don't think he has stumps.
03:04I think I saw...
03:05I think I saw a...
03:07Do they have a mugshot of him?
03:08Because I swear to God...
03:09Can you get on your knees?
03:10Don't hurt yourself.
03:11Yeah.
03:12It's not worth it for the bit.
03:13Rock, Dave.
03:14Rock.
03:14Rock.
03:15Rock.
03:16Rock.
03:17No, man.
03:18You're done.
03:18Much credit to this guy.
03:20That's what I mean.
03:21I'm stuck down here with no arms, and I can't get up.
03:23I know.
03:24He almost did like the laying down flip-up thing that ninjas do or whatever.
03:29Oh, yeah.
03:30Like my kids can do.
03:31No, I think I'd throw my back out.
03:32What if you lay on your back, Dave, with your kid up in the air?
03:35Can you get to your knees?
03:36No, I'm trying.
03:36It's too...
03:37I'm going to hit my head.
03:38Well, you're...
03:40Yeah.
03:40I could use my head.
03:41Yeah, that's...
03:42I think you can use your head and get your...
03:43I can't do it, you guys.
03:45Use your mouth, Dave.
03:46I know.
03:47It's tough.
03:47I mean, I get it.
03:48This guy's lived his whole life this way.
03:50Lisa's right.
03:51He's used to it.
03:51Yeah.
03:52I'm just saying...
03:52Lots of strength there.
03:53For him to jump up, you know, with a knife or scissors.
03:58I overestimated my armless abilities because I'd still be on the floor.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Well, I hope you keep your arms, Dave.
04:04Thanks.
04:04Yeah.
04:04Me too.
04:05Yeah.
04:05Don't lose those.
04:06So, the last thing I would expect, though, when I bent down to speak to armless homeless
04:10man would...
04:11Hey, can you point me in the direction of that strip club?
04:14Well, don't say that to him because he can't do that.
04:17All right.
04:17Dave would say something like that.
04:19Geez.
04:20Dave would be stabbed.
04:22Hey, can you give me a hand for a second?
04:24Oh, man.
04:25Can you point me in the right...
04:26Oh, boy.
04:28I really put my foot in my mouth.
04:29Go!
04:30God damn it!
04:30You just got feet.
04:31You can do that, at least.
04:33I'm all thumbs over here.
04:36No.
04:37Did you see this guy?
04:38I did see this guy.
04:40Okay, there's a full shot of him, I believe, which is how I think I know he has zero arms.
04:45Just nothing.
04:46Oh, you saw the...
04:47I believe I did.
04:48Miami man with no arms stabbing.
04:53All right, let's Google it here.
04:54Let's look it up.
04:55You can do the same thing, just on your own Google.
04:58There you go.
04:59He's got something.
05:00He's got something.
05:01A little chicken bone.
05:03It is a chicken wing.
05:05It's a wee chicken wing.
05:05Well, he's got a remnant of a chicken wing as an arm.
05:09That is an actual arm.
05:10Yeah, it didn't look closely enough.
05:12He took the arms off my John Cena figure in my studio here and attached it to his body.
05:17So life has been tough.
05:19Yes.
05:19When you've got a chicken wing.
05:19I understand why he's upset, but you can't just stab people.
05:24No, don't stab people.
05:26At the end of the day, chicken wing, don't stab people.
05:27Stick to the amazing, cool art.
05:29Yeah, sell your art.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:30What up, chicken wing?
05:32Oh, don't call him that.
05:33I can't say that.
05:33I mean, that's the old shimmy on over and hop up and stab you.
05:40Kick stab.
05:41Gonna get you with that wing.
05:43Well, there you go.
05:44Tough going for that guy.
05:45Little chicken wing.
05:46Little chicken wing.
05:46He could be a new rapper.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Be careful.
05:49He's an angry one.
05:50Yeah, he's feisty.
05:51He is an angry one.
05:52He's got the criminal record they all have.
05:53He's got the criminal record they all have.
05:54Yeah.
05:54Love.
05:55I'm sorry.
05:55I'm sorry.
05:55Well, I won't know.