Dave & Chuck the Freak read a couple e-mails from listeners this morning. One of them leads to Lisa figuring out a guys fetish progression and the other offends Dave, when a listener doesn't think we know about a certain type of porn.
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00:00we got this email this woman said um she's wondering if she should get the hell out of
00:09dodge she says start seeing this guy about a month ago he's got some odd behaviors that i'm
00:14starting to think are red flags here's the story we met through a mutual friend girl that i work
00:19with we met for dinner dinner was awkward he was really quiet just kind of would look at me and
00:24not say anything not the best first impression however he asked me out again a few days later
00:29and apologized saying he was nervous and wanted to try again so i figured why not and that went
00:34better a week or two later we're watching a movie at his place we start to have sex he turns his music
00:40way up so loud i can feel a headache coming on anyway i'll go downtown on him which he enjoys
00:46and then in the five seconds it takes for me to stand up and get on the bed for him to put a condom
00:51on he goes limp he gets it back after a couple of minutes we start to do it after a few in the
00:58missionary he asked me would you like to be on top i say no i'm good
01:01would you like to be on top now would you like me to flip you over i would not like that i would
01:13not care for that i'm good he's sad though listen well would you be interested in perhaps a 69 i guess
01:22i pound you then i just pound you like pounding then be agreeable then he straight up asked me
01:28to choke him oh okay i have another suggestion m'lady i'm good oh i just realized why he wanted
01:36her on top he likes to be dominated he wants to be choked with her on top oh that's his thing
01:43i've never had a guy ask me to choke them i'm not someone who gets off on choking people so i'm
01:48hesitant this guy is a lot bigger than me but still i don't want to cause any harm or accidentally
01:53make him pass out so i do it the choking changed the mood for me but got him off right away that
01:58was his that's the only thing that gets him off that he doesn't do anything to help me out and we
02:02both start putting our clothes on yeah i'm getting ready to leave because i'm just not about this
02:07anymore and he looks at me and says you sure know your way around your penis don't you jesus guy
02:12oh my god this is the least smooth dude there ever was and then he says well i'm pretty small
02:18maybe that's why you didn't have a gag reflex oh my god this guy you know what i think it is guys
02:23he wants her to make fun of the degradation like he's into that yeah he's into that he's into that
02:31this guy has the worst sexual fetishes that all that you can have you can have what do you think
02:36he would ask for next i don't lease it's so where do you go from there listen can i be honest where
02:41you go down that rabbit hole so when you think about it so he's into choking and choking and then
02:49from choking he's going down the path of like self-degrading penis making fun of so peeing so where does
02:59that yeah i bet poop on on him we've been doing this a while lisa's like lisa you got it he's
03:06gonna want to piss on him one more time oh my god one more time one more time we've been doing this
03:13too long now to know lisa wait the fetish detective exactly that's but listen all i did is i just i just
03:19drew the dots and she connected them she was just like yes choking goes to penis making
03:28it's going right to peed on guys and then it's worse and like where does the where does the
03:37rainbow end you know where's the rainbow ending here is you want to be a toilet slave well that
03:44could lead there lisa cracking that coat is the best thing that's ever happened a beautiful mind up
03:49in here we need a board we do a board what's the strings guy doing the pictures of the people and
03:55she didn't even need that she didn't even need that she's like some people need stuff like
03:59claire danes and homeland but i just put it together right up here
04:04yeah i know what happens we open up lisa's office door
04:11one day and it's just covered in a we're like lisa what have you done
04:15what have you done yeah like i'm sorry i went crazy
04:19i had to figure it out she had almost a little excited she's like where does it go from here yeah
04:24yeah well she figured it out she was like oh yeah piss yes oh peed on
04:30100 i think you're right i would watch lisa way fetish detective i totally would watch that show
04:36fetish detective number one rated show on cbs it would be airs right after ncis they wouldn't
04:44know what they were in for i'll tell you i love this fetish detective that's incredible one of the
04:51greatest she could tell you the exact trajectory there's pervy natures one more email here uh
04:57says keep me anonymous i fell down a porn hole she said and i found something i guarantee you'd never
05:02heard of it's a female a female no guarantee you're wrong she's challenging yeah i mean chuck
05:09i would assume has seen it all trip a lot of things tripping i mean i don't know the name
05:16what's it mean but i mean the act itself is probably something we know about seems like that was brought
05:22up on the show before refers to lesbianism scissoring it's just like scissoring so it's another word for
05:30that it's scissoring i think you think you think we haven't heard scissoring what are you kidding me
05:36what are you kidding me
05:38he's so offended right now
05:39bitch bitch oh my god bitch come on bitch
05:43you filthy alright here
05:46come on
05:48you think we never heard of trevin you stupid bitch
05:52you stupid
05:56you don't know what a lesbian says you stupid bitch
05:59dame took it super personally he took it super personally
06:06he went all the way up to his top octave
06:10he pushed his voice right to the limit
06:14it's just scissoring
06:19bet you guys have never heard of scissoring
06:22and that's what i mean like i've never heard it called tripping oh my god if you think we
06:29haven't heard of scissoring you're listening to a different show oh my god
06:33you must be new yeah we watched bees fly in and out of a pee hole before okay
06:38slapping clams is nothing they sounded like somebody shrunk him
06:42yeah no we've heard of it thanks though we appreciate you reaching out but i mean good try
06:51next weekend she's gonna discover anal yeah exactly some people do things in the backside
06:58there's this stuff it's called pov i was gonna say pov