Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story involving a Detroit resident who had frozen waste from an airplane fall onto her property.
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00:00frozen blobs fall from the sky in Detroit what oh we got this uh airplane uh is it airplane
00:14wasting what grosses me out is this woman just like is oh don't touch it she's touching it
00:19here's the story from wjbk fox 2 take a listen what do you think that is
00:25oh my god she is but in this case denial can be more comforting than what could be the cold hard
00:37truth michelle alias i like the guy in the background smoking yeah what she put it in a butter dish
00:44yeah fell into her house her car and nearly some neighborhood kids on the 8000 block of our
00:50is this airplane poop you guys she's got it in her blue bonnet she's got like a blue bonnet
00:57the biggest tub of blue bonnet and she is she's like hold her she's like i just don't know what
01:03i can't tell what that is the best part is the guy asking the questions knows exactly what it is
01:12right he's like you know that's people's frozen urine yeah and feces but he's not saying anything
01:19he's letting her hold it and lick it oh not lick it come on taste it tastes like yellow snow
01:25on detroit's west side and it happened just as a commercial aircraft flew by just like the
01:31boom and everybody looked straight at the roof and you could see the people fighting in the
01:38bathroom it's just a fight back this is a wild neighborhood i think it's something maybe they
01:44use the bathroom you know it's frozen it didn't come out i have no idea well why are you touching
01:47it a good one we'd call it plane poop but in the aviation world it's called blue ice a mixture of
01:55waste and disinfectant that freezes at high altitude once it leaks from an aircraft's plumbing system
02:01the coloration of it how do you know what that is well you know what it is you idiots we reached
02:08down to the faa to get their take on what happened don't touch that blue bonnet thing don't touch it
02:14something from the ground so many people have touched it and there may be some business or
02:20something nearby that tossed up something or something flew off a truck or something like that
02:25to that you say what no it come from the from up somewhere so it had come from one of the airplanes
02:31oh and the faa says the only way to know for sure what those frozen chunks are is to test them
02:38guys something michelle is now looking to do oh no i don't even know what kind of i don't even know
02:44what to say how long do they have before that poopsicle melts to get tested well i think she they've
02:50obviously just taken it out of the freezer she froze all that poop so she could talk to the news
02:54she's keeping it in the freezer yes that's why it's still frozen we're in trouble she froze it
02:59we're in trouble she put it in her big little camera from the sky i've never even heard anybody
03:04talk like that that um it's like a modern day the gods must be crazy movie i put it in the blue
03:13bonnet is uh like what accent was that it was uh detroit bayou yeah that's what it is she speaks water
03:26boy that lady yeah from the sky doing like those aren't even vowel sounds like what was it we're
03:33really we're really heavy on the water boy this morning yeah a lot of water boy yeah the world's
03:39really happy the weird story that is really weird it is weird i guess like action there dab it over the
03:45the plane over there the frozen ice cube i took a drink yeah that'll come from no truck there no
03:56that unfollowed from the sky up there the fjg they don't they don't know the fjg
04:05the fjg be checking it out but they don't know them planes be falling from the sky
04:09they don't ground them everybody don't thaw it ice cube falling from the plane plane of it crashing
04:18i don't believe no fjj
04:21fjj gonna try to cover up mama said don't believe no fjj
04:25there you go yeah so she touched plane poop
04:28yeah she did a lot a lot of times you can juggle it you can sleep on it
04:32look at it look at it look at it the faa says it was just frozen balls that fell off a truck
04:39yeah because they're gonna lie they're frozen balls
04:43newsflash that's the official statement they'll let planes fly that are
04:48so dangerous yeah the frozen truck balls they think
04:54might have been a hell of a speed bump
04:56i don't know no truck that got no road in there little ice balls on it
05:02the fjg get fjj mama said i never believe it hey the mama told me that she said that while young
05:10yes right you never believed the fjj mama just the other day said look at the ediopian
05:16airplane go boom boom
05:18fjj said everything fine we all know it didn't we all know it didn't everybody know it didn't
05:27fjj says fine fjj all the time says you're fine another plane took off miami uh and you go boom
05:35emergency landing fjj says everything fine this is this will be the news 24 7 in just a couple
05:41oh it's yeah that's it i'm gonna call it the fjj from now on
05:44the fjj i need to get a hold of the fjj what did the fjj say about it i can't find them i can't
05:49find that jj everywhere every time i ask somebody and no one knows oh it's that track balls they're
05:54just track balls i googled it at e f jj
06:00a letter e a letter f f j j two j