Dave shares a very strange dream he had where Morgan Freeman started working on the show and at the same time Chuck had identical octuplets that he brought into work.
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00:00and the weirdest dream last night dreams aren't real so you're lucky yeah no true true um and i
00:11as i've said before i rarely remember my dreams this stream it was about the show okay i hate
00:17those dreams i felt like i sat through an entire like my dream was the entire show i've had that
00:24that's the worst it's like you're working while you're sleeping absolutely yeah i went through
00:28the whole show but the craziest part is so here's it was two parts yeah one we interviewed morgan
00:34freeman okay that's yeah that's wild that would never happen no it would not but he was in the
00:39choice you guys i would love to but he would never incredibly well uh-huh like he was funny
00:45we all got along yeah our ceo happened to be outside yeah and was watching it and said and
00:54made us add morgan freeman to the show so it was morgan dave and chuck the freak yes and he was an
01:03a-hole once he started working with us oh yeah yeah the whole show i lived through he was a bastard
01:09he was so old and cranky oh yeah and we all hated him and we're like we can't do this every time he
01:15left the room would be screaming can't believe they made us yeah morgan freeman ruined the show
01:20he would he'd be a bad addition because i'd be scared to say anything to him because he's like
01:23the voice of god in all those movies yeah it's true like i can't spit in god's face he thought we
01:28were all ridiculous we were filthy oh my god he hated the stuff we wanted to talk about he kept
01:32changing the subject and wow talked about different things i was pulling my hair out oh man you're like
01:39just morgan freeman morgan freeman is a dick he's like dave we're not gonna do that topic today
01:44i love that i've made an executive decision the other weird part of the dream chuck you had like
01:52eight kids well that's a busy boy there that's wild and they were all the same age and they all were
02:00like blonde little twins and they were all running around with morgan morgan freeman hated them
02:05oh yeah he was so pissed that they were like crawling into the desk they were all here they
02:10were all here and i bring them to work they kept crawling listen i'll tell you what if all of a
02:15sudden i've got eight twins they're coming to work with me i mean i'm just putting that out there
02:21right now if all of a sudden eight twins are mine i don't know what you're called even like octuplets
02:28yeah if i have octuplets they're all tiny little blonde were they girls were they boys all boys all
02:34boys they all looked identical it was so weird they're octuplets yeah that would help blow your
02:41whole storyline of no sex it really would i mean uh life would have taken a real drastic turn for me
02:47to have octuplets oh man no you just did be one episode because it would just they walk around
03:02the corner they're like oh my god he killed himself so do something about your octuplets
03:07that's morgan freeman hated them morgan freeman morgan freeman you need to get these kids out of
03:14and he was sitting morgan freeman was sitting where chuck's sitting yeah chuck was sitting over
03:19here he took over like the main yeah he's doing it all he's doing it all he's probably terrible
03:23behind the board i would have hated that no but he like he had to have controls oh yeah well it's
03:27yeah it's morgan freeman he just turned me just like dave to be talking and he would just so morgan
03:32freeman what do you think listen that's enough of dave i'll just turn dave's mic off morgan no
03:38sorry dave you can stop talking just bizarre i really really and the only thing i can figure is
03:45like i had a vegetarian meal for dinner last night the only the only change in my diet really that
03:50would make you have a dream like that i don't know i don't know i don't know you don't take any of
03:54that melatonin i take nothing no yeah melatonin is the only stuff that ever made me have like bizarre
04:00dreams here's the thing if i took melatonin or if dave took melatonin it's not like oh morgan
04:06freeman comes into work and he's a tyrant a little bit it's like morgan freeman comes into work
04:12becomes a demon kills everyone starts ripping people's skin off you know i mean like you have
04:18terrifying dreams on melatonin i took it once and i vowed never to take it again yeah like yeah
04:24messed me up oh you it messes your brain up it is weird it activates some kind of evil center
04:32in there that makes you have like terrifying like almost night terror yeah like opens the haunted
04:38cellar door up there the freak octodad yeah yeah i forgot about octomom me too octomom yeah that
04:47would have been you but the dad version octodad then i could be in like playgirl or if that even
04:52exists you know all these people would be doing yeah that's what they want you to do all the time
04:58that's what octomom did you're octodad i'm octodad i'm famous after that i'd buy that issue yeah i've
05:03got my well yeah i've got my own show i'm naked in magazines they're talking about my weight loss
05:10and i'm i'm getting fatter i'm getting skinnier i'm getting fatter i'm getting skinnier it's all
05:15in the headlines it's uh i'm octodad a bunch of interviews of you going it's a full-time job
05:21but i tell you it's eight times the fun yeah look at a donger implant the one on the wall about that
05:27oh yeah how's it work how's it look or it could be like chuck and patty plus eight yeah yeah i doubt
05:32it would be that but um um well she'd be the one taking care of yeah you'd just be sitting on the
05:41couch really come on nothing's gonna change even with eight kids i don't think it'd be her even with
05:45eight kids you're not doing anything i don't think it'd be her i don't think it'd be her kids
05:49octo chuck octo chuck octo chuck
05:55you