Dave & Chuck the Freak watch a new HIV drug commercial after a listener e-mailed into the show saying a person from the commercial looks like Chuck and wondered if he took a side-job in acting.
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00:00Chuck, you know how everyone thinks they know someone that looks like you?
00:15Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:16It's a bald guy with any kind of facial hair.
00:19Yeah, right.
00:19So they think they've spotted you in a, where was I at?
00:25Oh, boy.
00:26Do you hate this, Chuck?
00:28Or are you just like...
00:28I don't care anymore.
00:32Yeah, you can't.
00:33I just don't care.
00:34Why would you?
00:34I'm like, okay, show me this, you know, man with slight mental problems that you think
00:43looks just like me.
00:44I mean, you know what I mean?
00:46Slight mental problems.
00:47Hey, I think I saw you coming off of a short bus yesterday.
00:51You know what?
00:53You're right.
00:54That was me.
00:55That was me.
00:56That was me.
00:56Take a little bus home.
00:57Yeah, I had a helmet on.
00:58So, yeah, I don't know why I was wearing it, but...
01:02Probably for safety.
01:02Different.
01:03Yeah.
01:04No, like, I honestly get one of these.
01:07It's at least once a week.
01:09That someone...
01:10You know what?
01:10It happens to a lot of us and be like, oh, look, I saw you.
01:13Yeah.
01:13You know, but there is this look.
01:15I think you get it the most, and it's the most wrong.
01:24Yeah.
01:24I think, yeah.
01:25Because people that I think look nothing like you, people are like, oh, my God, I saw Chuck
01:29at this.
01:29It's just a bald...
01:31It's just a bald guy.
01:32The latest place you've been spotted is in a HIV drug commercial.
01:37Yeah.
01:38I did that on the side.
01:40There you go.
01:40You know, this is him for sure.
01:42Do you know how much weight I lost for that?
01:46Let me see this one.
01:47Yeah, this is me and my gay buddies, it looks like.
01:50You're like the after, right?
01:51After you get the HIV.
01:52Yeah.
01:52I don't know.
01:53Yeah, I'm like, everything.
01:54We're just fine.
01:56He says, hey, guys, love you, daily listener.
01:59This is random.
02:00I don't know if anyone has spotted this yet, but did Chuck score a role in an HIV drug commercial?
02:08I did.
02:09Every time I see this commercial, I crack up picturing Chuck having to go do the show after
02:14filming this.
02:15Of course, the commercial is for a PrEP drug called Apritude.
02:22So here's a little taste of the beginning here.
02:24From HIV, I prep without pills.
02:27With Apritude, a prescription medicine.
02:29I'm trying to think if I've ever seen this and just had no...
02:32I had like zero.
02:34Never seen this?
02:35No.
02:37Okay, so I'm going to go right to the part where...
02:40They hang out with me?
02:42Yeah, it's a couple seconds after this.
02:45I hope you're in the gay SMM video, too.
02:49There we go.
02:49You must receive opportunity schedule.
02:52There you are.
02:54There I am.
02:56Wow.
02:58I wish I was that hunky.
03:00Did you just get a gay massage?
03:01I don't know what's happening here.
03:03You know what happens.
03:04You know what happens.
03:05I think he was just penetrated.
03:06Yeah, I think you know what happened there.
03:08Oh, my God.
03:09Did you pretend to be penetrated in a commercial?
03:11What would be...
03:12He's a method actor.
03:13He wasn't presented.
03:14No, I was like, you're going to have to penetrate me because I want to nail this.
03:18So now he's giving him a kiss like thanks for a good time.
03:20I have the same methodology as some of the biggest actors around.
03:27Him and De Niro, man.
03:28They have the same method.
03:29Yeah, me and De Niro.
03:29Johnny Depp, De Niro, Chuck.
03:31Christian Bale.
03:33I've taught him a lot.
03:34He gets right into character.
03:35That's not a bad one, though, Chuck.
03:37No, I mean...
03:38It's not.
03:39I mean...
03:39The nose piercings and all the earrings.
03:41It's a little off.
03:43I would have had to shave my entire body as well because he has not a bit of hair.
03:49You got a cute bracelet, too.
03:50Well, I do have bracelets from time to time.
03:53He probably had to.
03:54Stella buys me bracelets as well, right?
03:55Shave his entire body.
03:56I'm sure he looks like a hair man.
03:57I'm sure he waxes.
03:59That would be my...
04:00That would be my guess.
04:02He looks at the other man quite lovingly.
04:03Well, he's in love with him.
04:05And he's inside of him.
04:06When a man is in you, you...
04:10He's in love with him, and he's inside of him.
04:13When a man is in you, you look at him a different way.
04:16Is this the same couple earlier?
04:18Because I watched this through this morning trying to spot you, but...
04:21No, that's not them, right?
04:22I don't think so, but that's also me.
04:24I just like...
04:25Oh, it is.
04:26It is.
04:27It is.
04:28It is.
04:29You should get a little hat on that.
04:30I have one of those puka...
04:32Is it puka shell?
04:33Puka shell necklaces?
04:34I want to see you in that outfit.
04:35Oh, that shirt with that hat?
04:37I'll wear it tomorrow.
04:37And then there's that cross-body bag?
04:40Yes, Chuck.
04:41Man, you know...
04:42That's incredible.
04:43There's your next St. Patrick's Day outfit.
04:44What was nuts is I had to like at least...
04:47It was like two days I lived like that because I was like, you know, I got to nail this shoot
04:51and it's over two days.
04:52In character?
04:53Yeah.
04:53And I found the shirt at a sweet discount store.
04:57I cut the one sleeve off.
05:00You are a master of your craft.
05:01Yeah.
05:02I'm with a loosely lookalike of the dead lead singer of Linkin Park.
05:12You've always had a crush on Chester.
05:14You think that looks like Chester Bennetton?
05:15In that one still shot, I can see it a little bit.
05:19Okay.
05:20And when he's inside me later.
05:22What about when he's inside you?
05:23Does he still look like Chester?
05:24Does he still look like Chester?
05:25Is Chester in me?
05:27It's hard.
05:27Yeah, I think he is.
05:28Was he crawling in your skin?
05:29Yeah, yeah.
05:31Crawling in your ear.
05:32Oh my God.
05:34These wounds, they will not heal.
05:36Well, they do.
05:37They actually do.
05:38Yeah.
05:38Which is great.
05:40My goodness.
05:41That is funny.
05:42Yeah.
05:42No, I get...
05:44You know, I think...
05:44It's a new one.
05:45My Twitter is always...
05:47I'm always messaged on Twitter about, hey!
05:51Saw you!
05:52I'm like, oh yeah.
05:53Yep.
05:54I just start...
05:55Maybe I'll just start saying, yes!
05:56No, we should start, like, a Twitter of, like, Chuck lookalike Twitter.
06:00Oh God.
06:01You know what would be awesome?
06:02Yes.
06:02Not doing that.
06:03Yeah, true.
06:03I'm never going to work on that.
06:04Oh yeah, I'm not going to run it.
06:05No.
06:06Oh God.
06:06No.
06:06Someone else can do that.
06:07It's a great idea.
06:09Someone else can do that.
06:10But, yeah, that was not Chuck in a gay drug commercial.
06:15Yes, it was.
06:16Sorry, not a gay drug, an HIV drug commercial.
06:18Yeah.
06:19And the way they send the email, too, it's like, I'm just curious if anybody's spotted Chuck in
06:23this HIV drug commercial.
06:24Like, it's definitely him, but has anyone noticed it yet?
06:27Well, also, too, if I told you guys, hey, listen, you know, I'm starting to branch out,
06:32I'm going to do a little bit of acting on the side, and I landed an HIV drug commercial,
06:40okay?
06:40Please, please, please.
06:41If I did that, do you not believe that that would have been, like, almost a whole week's
06:46worth of shows?
06:48Oh, yes.
06:49You know, your experience filming that commercial, like, there's no way that, the way that we
06:55do this show, there's no way that would have slid.
06:57You would have to kiss the man.
06:58And if I was like, yeah, so it's a couple parts.
07:01I had to be on a park bench in this one time.
07:03I had, like, a satchel purse and a green button-up shirt, and they gave me, they gave me a, what
07:10I would say is a tiny man's hat, and they told me to just stick it on my head.
07:15It's almost got no bill to it.
07:17What's the other scene you were in?
07:18The other one is I'm being penetrated by Chester Bennington, and I'm laying down.
07:25I've been massaged.
07:27It took about two hours to shoot, because I wanted to be really loose.
07:32I wanted to be really loose and oily.
07:34Were you, did you?
07:35I am quite oiled.
07:36Did you groom?
07:37Did you body groom?
07:38Oh, yeah.
07:38They told me to shave my entire body, except for my beard, which I did.
07:42Were you nervous for your first man-on-man kiss on screen?
07:45On screen, yes, but it helped that I had done it so many other times.
07:49We practiced so much.
07:49Yeah.
07:52In fact, it's not my first on-screen male kiss.
07:56Oh, my God.
07:57No.
07:58There's plenty of videos out there of me.
07:59You're so talented.
08:00Thank you, Lisa.
08:01I wish you luck.
08:02I mean, this is just the-
08:03Do you know what I mean?
08:03Like, there's no way it would have went by.
08:06No.
08:06No, no, no.
08:06You never, well, unless you were too ashamed.
08:09Oh.
08:10You try to hide it.
08:11Yeah.
08:12I mean, it's one of those things that you can't hide anything.
08:15That's his side hustle.
08:16Like, Dave dressed as a boat captain one time.
08:19Yeah.
08:19He didn't want us to know that.
08:20That is true.
08:21But it just happens.
08:22Like, you just, it's like it just happens.
08:25You find stuff out.
08:26You can't get away with anything.
08:28Captain Dave.
08:29Yeah, Captain Dave.
08:30You can't get away with things.
08:32No, you can't.
08:33Like, there's no point in trying to hide something.
08:34So, Chuck, appearing in this HIV commercial is-
08:37Yeah.
08:37I hope I helped to sell some today.
08:39Yeah, I mean, good for you, dude.
08:41Can't wait till you nail that male.
08:45I'm losing my-
08:46I can't talk.
08:47Erectile dysfunction!
08:48Oh, my God.
08:48I know.
08:49I know.
08:50That's my next commercial.
08:52Previated.
08:53Yeah.
08:53Oh, my God.
08:54I thought we blew that.
08:55Chuck the Freak for erectile dysfunction.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Yeah.
08:58Wouldn't be the first time.
08:59No.
08:59We've been asked to do those before.
09:01Nope.
09:02Nope.
09:02Oh, yeah.
09:02You guys have.
09:03Yeah.
09:04What?
09:17We're going to leave home.
09:19I'm going to leave home.
09:24Bye.
09:25Bye.
09:25Bye.
09:27Bye.
09:28Bye.
09:28Bye.
09:29Bye.
09:29Bye.
09:32Bye.
09:33Bye.