Dave & Chuck the Freak celebrated the last day of nut week with pecan pie and realized their futures as radio show consultants during the festivities.
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00:00Oh
00:05Yes, not only is it Friday bitches on Dave and Chuck the Freak here at 727 in the morning. It is the last day
00:15I'm not weak
00:17The day I've been looking forward to
00:30So this has been the day that I've been waiting for most
00:47Because of all the things that I have not been able to eat
00:51And all my time on the planet
00:53Pecan pie is the one I wanted to try
00:55I believe almost the most
00:57You know baklava is a newer thing in my life
01:00This from a kid being served at holiday gatherings and I couldn't touch it has tortured me
01:05But today is my first ever pecan or pecan pie
01:10So Lisa picked up this delicious looking pie
01:12James heated it up and brought in some ice cream that I'm now going to scoop on top
01:16Oh, you've got ice cream there, huh?
01:18Oh, on top? You don't?
01:19I don't know
01:19Oh, okay, I don't know, how's it done? I've never done it
01:21I don't know, I'm a newbie, I'm a virgin
01:23Maybe that's the way it's done
01:24You eat it how you like it
01:25Okay, alright, so I want to get a taste of everything
01:27Here we go
01:28First ever, I got nuts
01:29I got ice cream
01:31I got crust
01:31And of course pecans
01:33You should have it without the ice cream too
01:39Mother
01:42Yeah, flipper
01:44Do I need to have it with the ice cream?
01:47God, it's good
01:48Oh my god
01:49You a-holes have had this your whole life
01:55Eat one with a huge nut
01:58Just take a huge nut
02:00Isn't it the best pie?
02:04Oh my god
02:05It's really good
02:07Yeah, it's good
02:08F yourself, James
02:09No, you F yourself
02:10Oh no
02:13I'm gonna use that thing
02:15Oh, wow
02:17I know
02:17You know what?
02:18It's really good with ice cream
02:19It is delicious by itself
02:20I think it's
02:21Yeah, I like it by itself
02:22Lisa's like your nut hype man
02:24She was like
02:25God damn, mother flipper
02:26And Lisa was like
02:28Yeah, that's
02:29God is good
02:30God is good
02:31Let it out
02:32Mother flipper
02:34That's good
02:36You forget the ice cream
02:38Just have the pie
02:39It is a good pie
02:46There's a male version of the song too
02:49Well, don't, don't
02:50No, no, it's okay
02:52You sure?
02:53Yeah, yeah, yeah
02:54I like it
02:55This one's better
02:56I've heard this one before
02:59This is appropriate to eat the pie to
03:01This is like happy
03:03Yeah
03:04Ham for five
03:06Hot nuts
03:09Hot nuts
03:10I've heard this version before
03:13Hot nuts
03:14That's steaming butter
03:15If you try one of them
03:17You'll never try a nut
03:18Selling nuts
03:19Hot nuts
03:20This sounds like it to be used in a montage
03:25In a major league movie
03:26Mm-hmm
03:27Uh-huh
03:27Hopefully everyone will get this pie
03:30For their Thanksgiving celebration
03:32God, it's good
03:34I just can't stop eating it
03:35I just can't stop eating it
03:37Oh, I know
03:37I don't even
03:37It is delicious
03:38I had a plan to just have a tiny bit of it
03:40It's not happening
03:42Dude, I just
03:43No, this is really good
03:45Mm
03:45No, I've almost finished it
03:47I gotta blow the dust off my own
03:49It's actually just as good as the other brand
03:50Now that I've almost ate the whole piece of pie
03:51My Weight Watchers app
03:52Yeah, me too
03:53I gotta get back into that
03:55Me too
03:55I'm starting to
03:56I'm starting to be a growing boy again
03:59So, you guys
03:59Me too
04:00The combination of the pecan
04:02Mm-hmm
04:03The whatever that other delicious caramelly goodness is
04:07Yeah
04:07And the crust is amazing
04:10It's so good together
04:11Whoever invented this pecan pie
04:13Hats off to you
04:15What do you do to the nuts?
04:18What have they done to the nuts?
04:20Like, I think there's like brown sugar
04:22Yeah, they're caramelized
04:23Yeah
04:23Yeah
04:24They're like candy
04:24They're so God-blessed good
04:26This is really good, too
04:30So, is that what, like, a hot nut tastes like
04:33If you buy it just nuts?
04:34No
04:34Oh, no
04:35No, it's nowhere near as good as that
04:37Oh, this is so good
04:40I'm sorry we're just eating pecan pie for you guys
04:42But I can't stop
04:43It's my first pie
04:44Welcome to the show
04:45Everybody
04:47Welcome to the show
04:50We just had a couple of people sitting around eating pie
04:53On a Friday
04:54This is how you get to be number one in a couple different places
05:00For about 20 minutes just eat pie
05:05With a crazy song playing in the background
05:07Some people say we're like Andy Kaufman in that way
05:09It's like, is a joke on you or is a joke on us?
05:12We don't know
05:13The joke's on you
05:14We're getting paid to eat pie right now
05:17When we're consultants one day, that's what we'll tell everyone
05:21Exactly, well, have you guys had your pie moment yet?
05:24We all roll in on our mobility carts
05:25They're like, listen up
05:26Have you got that food right?
05:29Because that equals ratings
05:30Delicious, delicious
05:31Nut-covered ratings
05:33There's a couple things we learned
05:34When we did our show
05:36Buttholes
05:38And penises
05:42And pie
05:43And eating pie as much as you can
05:45If you eat pie on the air
05:46I'll tell you what
05:47You're going to see ratings
05:48You're going to see ratings
05:50Like you've never seen me before
05:51You ever eat a pie?
05:52Every show needs a big pie moment
05:54And if you guys haven't had it
05:57Well, you're never going to make it
06:00Some of you are sitting there saying
06:01Have I had my pie moment?
06:02And if you don't know
06:03You haven't had it
06:04If you don't know
06:05You haven't had it
06:06Future obese radio consultants
06:09Yep
06:10From the Dave and Chuck the Freak Show
06:11Well, everybody needs to have a roll on the show
06:14And everybody eats the pie
06:16Sometimes you just need everybody eating a pie at once
06:20Find a really old song about nuts
06:23That's an amazing rap on Nut Week
06:25Amazing
06:26What a great week this was
06:27Hashtag blessed
06:29Hashtag blessed
06:30I really feel that