Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the breakfast foods people who are trying to lose weight should eat and the show thinks one of them would make for a gassy morning.
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00:00they're out with some of the worst and best breakfast foods if you're trying to lose weight
00:10um greek yogurt is on the good for you breakfast food if you're trying to lose weight
00:14it's high protein low calories just make sure your brand doesn't have any added sugar and put
00:19in some fruits and possibly nuts if you want flavored yogurt doesn't have as much protein
00:25and it might taste better but it's only because there's a ton of sugar in there right
00:29uh protein smoothies on the list got to use the right ingredients though some people overdo it
00:35and end up turning something healthy into a calorie bomb and then the final one and crazy enough this
00:40has come up on our show in the past couple of weeks baked beans oh baked beans is one of the best
00:48breakfast foods you can have and as i said growing up in ireland that was a staple beans on toast beans
00:54on toast was a staple and they say that um it's good because it gives you the almost perfect mix
00:59of carbs and protein plus it's quick and easy you can have them on toast or just on their own
01:04i love keep you full like i love baked beans i mean i really do they just seem like
01:10the wrong kind of food for me to want to eat like right now
01:14did lisa make that fart noise she did wow i thought it was you
01:21nope at least it was sending a message
01:25that was a cute little fart noise
01:26i didn't hear anything that's as bad as it gets for me no did you just make a fart noise
01:54please that's it okay quiet can you repeat it
01:59that's it i would never smell would never smell
02:05in reality yours would be much probably more forceful
02:13i mean i can't even make the noise with my mouth what that my my butt does
02:17i can't after a morning of bean breakfast
02:20sounds like your butt's sucking air in instead of
02:34yeah filling it out
02:35that's what it sounds like
02:38that's beans i just i can't imagine beans every morning i mean i would be in uh just a state of
02:45just utter pain
02:47oh my god
02:51no i thought he was like literally gonna take off like a plane
02:55sounded like
02:56now you sound like you're driving the car from slubber
03:03there's different gears
03:07oh my god chuck
03:10i played alone a lot
03:12i need a lot of sound effects
03:14so what you're saying is big beans not the breakfast choice for you
03:18i don't think it should be the breakfast choice for most
03:22like don't you feel like if they're eating this in the uk all the time it's a real gassy
03:26i don't know maybe
03:27like a gassy workplace
03:28they seem like a gassy people
03:30yeah
03:31maybe
03:31you know
03:32that's what that fog is isn't it
03:35you might like you give this a whirl one time
03:36i can just have
03:37i'm sure i wouldn't mind it
03:39i mean because i like baked beans on a hot dog
03:41i know that sounds weird
03:42no that's the best way to have a hot dog
03:43oh my god
03:44baked beans on a hot dog
03:46delicious
03:46yeah
03:47loaded up with the baked beans
03:49the ketchup mustard
03:49and a little
03:50little uh
03:50dill relish
03:51yeah see i skip all of the jizz
03:54right but you put beans on there
03:55oh my god so good
03:57someone said chuck's butt sounds just like an airboat
03:59it does
03:59it does
04:00there was a lot of air going on somewhere
04:02and i'm telling you right now
04:04the sound i made
04:05it isn't bad enough yet
04:07that's
04:08your butt is worse than that
04:09my butt can
04:09it's
04:10my butt has like a
04:12my butt's like a tuba
04:13come on really
04:14it's got a lure
04:15it's like satan's tuba
04:17yeah
04:17oh
04:18it's got
04:19it's
04:19it's got a lot of
04:20you know
04:21a lot
04:22a lot of give
04:23farts are the diamonds of comedy
04:25they really are
04:26oh my god
04:27yeah
04:27absolutely
04:29oh
04:30yeah
04:30see if this is chuck's ass here
04:32it won't be
04:33it'll be this will be too beautiful
04:34mine is a tuba
04:36that's not beautiful
04:37sounds very nice
04:38yeah
04:39your ass started playing like street music
04:41yeah
04:41people are
04:43people are like
04:44i'm in the morning on the bus stop
04:46i'm like farting
04:47and people are giving me five dollar bills
04:49like oh my god
04:50that's
04:50you're amazing
04:51i don't know how you're doing that
04:53but
04:53this is my
04:55that's
04:57there you go
04:58that's probably more
04:59it's more my speed
05:00yeah
05:01yeah
05:02that sounds
05:03that could be it
05:04yeah
05:04that's
05:05more like chuck's ass
05:07and those guys are just laughing
05:08because it sounds like a fart too
05:09yeah
05:09it does sound just like a fart
05:11because it's comedy gold
05:12that's
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05:16some
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