Chuck relives a painful memory in which he found himself without a burger when a company barbecue ran out of food.
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00:00all right so imagine how pissed lisa would be five children if she traveled to england
00:10for the big cheese festival right yeah that's my whoo pack it up going to england for the cheese
00:19festival tickets 30 bucks lisa but you could sample amazing cheeses from all over the world
00:24that sounds great guess what what they ran out of cheese what oh well you go all the way there and
00:30they ran out of cheese uh terribly sorry you came in for over cheese well it's like uh it's like when
00:38this place this place here had a had a big lunch and uh everyone was they brought in burgers for
00:45everybody and so i you know i was like okay well you know it's not the same at all but okay go ahead
00:50with your story it's exactly the same it's not the same at all you're going to england for a cheese
00:53festival they ran out of cheese it's not the same as the burger we were just here on the patio and
00:59they ran out of burgers yeah exactly five years ago this happened they offered you a burger you
01:05didn't want one they offered me a veggie burger yeah all they had was veggie more burgers after
01:10that chuck no they did not they did they ran out they had none they had none just veggie
01:16five years ago i ate a bun with a piece of cheese on it i like that in lisa's mind it's now just
01:22called the burger situation she was like really passionate about it she's like a cheese festival
01:31running out of cheese it's nothing like the burger situation i that beg to differ but i remember that
01:39that was the one of the saddest things i've ever seen it was pretty sad like you just had a sad time
01:44and i just looked around and people with like six burgers some people had six burgers on their
01:51plate but they did not it was one little lunch i know one lunch they didn't even want to be at
01:56anyway of course they didn't want to be at but if you're gonna like if you're gonna have to go to
02:01these dumb work things that no one should have to go to um if you have to do them you'd expect at
02:07least to get your burger chuck was in there what didn't you just have cheese on a cheese on a piece
02:12of bread yeah and it was like he wanted to make it sadder than it needed yeah he truly wanted really
02:17wanted to let it drive it home be like huh he was he went to a separate table by himself he did
02:25they were like oh hey well we got something for you it's a veggie burger
02:31yeah it was like milton in office space when the cake gets passed around and he's gonna be
02:37i'm like oh so i'm a bitch well you know like some bitch in those movies where like a bunch of kids
02:45make fun of one little kid and then he separates and he's like all by himself yeah it isolates it
02:49realize you realize you're standing in a place yeah like i kind of like walked out there and i was
02:54like hey chuck what's what's up bud oh hey thanks for taking some time to talk to me yeah what the
03:00i got no what's that just bread and cheese oh no they uh they didn't buy enough burgers they didn't
03:06no and you're just they had uh we have 98 employees and they bought 97 burgers i'm so sorry that
03:12happened well no one else is i got a burger though yeah i know i know it looks good
03:17i can't remember if i got a burger everyone else got a burger oh that's why you're mad at us
03:23i remember that so vividly we all got burgers it wasn't that good i mean honestly it wasn't
03:31bad burgers it was horrible they were bad burgers there's no reason to get upset about it i mean this
03:37is terrible but someone was talking my ear off well that's what happened so we all get in line
03:41then chuck starts talking to someone someone and he leaves the line to talk and we just get our
03:46burgers and sit down right and then by the time chuck finished talking the burgers were gone yeah
03:50the burgers were gone some guy and i think you know who uh talked my ear off yeah and there was
03:57no burgers left by the time i was done was there hot dogs or anything was there anything there was no
04:02there was not hot dogs i would have had hot dogs there was so dramatic there was freaking hot dogs
04:08there was no there was not hot dogs there was so much food it just has to be dramatic
04:14i'm pretty sure they were hot dogs they were like you want to get a hot dog instead you're like no
04:18yeah exactly he took a stand and he wanted to be a little bitch someone should take a stand yeah you
04:24have to make it worse by just making cheese and a bun he wanted people to be like no chuck
04:29dude you did create quite the visual because we had that plate and there was an empty bun and then
04:34another part of the bun with the cheese on top yeah i guess i guess i was i was like yes don't worry
04:39guys this will be fine yeah you're not making us feel bad exactly no no no no no no i just do the
04:46morning show there yeah and the oscar bells do you know what you know what
04:50he can have six burgers and so and you did sit in a table by yourself yes you did because we all
04:59sat down together i went outside it was outside it was outside we were there was four there was
05:04four people at the table okay i believe also i was also ostracized from the morning show table
05:09someone else sat down with us yeah that's fine that's fine yeah there was a lot of like
05:16there's a couple things that would happen number one when the person started to talk to me the other
05:23remaining people just went oh well i'm not gonna talk to anyone no so that happened i don't even
05:29probably to stop and talk so then you could look at it like a maybe a buddy might grab a burger for
05:35their friend who's getting their ear talked off we didn't know we didn't know you guys want to keep
05:44saying how dramatic i am i can get real dramatic oh we know yeah okay so here's the thing so then
05:50i go i get my cheese bun and then i walk back outside i'm like well at least i'll sit with it oh
05:55no i guess they let someone sit in the seat we didn't let anyone sit there they just sat there
06:00i got it from here i'll try to be funny tomorrow morning
06:04son of a bitch it's one cheap ass burger has led to uh literally years of drama it was a bad
06:14honestly it hasn't really i mean it hasn't really though he got over it but in the moment it was
06:20bad well i just in the moment i thought it was ridiculous yeah it's in comparison to running out
06:25of cheese at a cheese festival right i just don't think you should do a company event i'm sure someone
06:33felt very bad that day yeah they did not plan correct i'm sure they didn't well they've all been
06:39fired so well oh let's take a break before the drama gets out of control when we come back
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06:55on television we'll get to all that and much more when we come right back on this very sad reflective
07:00edition of dave and chuck the burgerless freak it was a sad day i tell you it was a very very sad day
07:08and i'll never forget