Dave shared that he saw a hobo fire under an overpass on his way into work which got Chuck imagining how he would survive as a homeless guy.
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00:00I actually did, driving on 75 this morning, see my first hobo fire.
00:12Now, when I think hobo fire, I think of like a barrel, and it's on fire, but this is different.
00:21It was under the overpass, someone had started a fire for heat, not to burn the place down.
00:28Right, no, this was a campfire under the overpass on I-75.
00:34If I was a hobo, which could happen at any moment, I ain't sleeping under the overpass tonight.
00:41It's a horrible day to be outside, so I understand why you start a fire.
00:46I'd be like, hey, I'll blow you for a room.
00:50And that's how it begins.
00:52I mean, I hope I'm a hobo.
00:53That's the Chuck the Freak story.
00:55If you're a hobo, life is tough, man.
00:58Blowing to Chuck, huh?
00:59He's just blowing dudes all the time.
01:00Yeah, he did nothing happen.
01:01He just decided.
01:03He was fine.
01:04I want to make sure you are saying hobo, right?
01:07Not homo?
01:07Yeah, no.
01:08Ho-bo.
01:09Chuck's homo.
01:09There's a lot of similarities between the two.
01:12There is.
01:13I think one makes you do the other for a lot of people.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Life would really have taken a tragic turn for me to be homeless, so I would just assume
01:22that I am up for anything.
01:26Yeah, anything's in play, you know?
01:28If you've got to survive on the mean streets, you're taking dicks everywhere.
01:32I am not designed for it.
01:34God.
01:35You're way too lazy for that.
01:36That's what I mean.
01:37To be blowing dudes?
01:38Yeah.
01:39He's way too lazy to blow dudes.
01:42There's no way he could keep up with that.
01:43At least he's questioning your homeless blowjob ethic.
01:51He's probably right.
01:52Yeah.
01:53That's a lot of work.
01:53He'd quit like halfway through.
01:55Jesus Christ, can you finish?
01:58Is this going to happen, buddy?
02:00It would be the most unenthusiastic BJ ever.
02:03It would.
02:04I mean, I'm not.
02:05I ain't going to enjoy it.
02:08This is great.
02:09The guy would be like, please just stop.
02:13Yeah, we've got to stop this.
02:14Here's your dollar, man.
02:15Sorry about the beard.
02:19No, it must feel weird.
02:24Oh, homeless Chuck.
02:26He's way too lazy to be blowing dudes.
02:30The old homeless Chuck.
02:31Lisa's like, Chuck just hasn't thought about how much effort that has.
02:36That's very hard work.
02:42Yeah, you wouldn't.
02:43You'd find other ways.
02:44I don't know how you'd survive.
02:46I have an idea.
02:48What's your idea?
02:49If it doesn't involve blowjobs.
02:50There's other things you can do.
02:54The man with the golden butt.
02:57Come on!
02:59Holy hell!
03:00I'm just saying.
03:02I'm just saying.
03:03I'm too lazy for that.
03:06You're too lazy to blow.
03:08You're just going to let someone found you now?
03:09I guess.
03:10You just lay there.
03:11You just have to lay there.
03:16That might be the right route to go.
03:19Thanks, Lisa.
03:22Lisa's recommending you do anal sex to survive.
03:26Yeah.
03:28That might be the route to go.
03:30That's probably better for you.
03:31Lisa Way, homeless counselor.
03:33Thanks.
03:33You're too lazy to blow guys for money, so just open up your butthole.
03:37Yeah.
03:38Just lay there.
03:38It's way easier.
03:40Thanks to Lisa, I've got this straw bed.
03:45And this newspaper pillow.
03:46Yeah.
03:47You could just be playing your video game or doing whatever you do.
03:50Oh.
03:51Ooh.
03:54I don't know what I'd be doing.
03:56Drawing tic-tac-toe on the wall.
03:59Playing myself.
04:01What do you do?
04:01I don't know what you do all day long.
04:04There's nothing to do.
04:05Might as well do some back stuff.
04:09Be warm at least.
04:10Pass the time.
04:11Be warm for a while.
04:13Hey, guy.
04:14Just lay on me for a while.
04:17I'm pretty cold.
04:18It's going to be in some way like you're sleeping.
04:21It's always like, hey, I hear you're the homeless guy.
04:24Man with a golden butt.
04:25Yep.
04:26The good man with a golden butt.
04:27Come on in here.
04:27All right.
04:29Come on.
04:30The man with the golden butt.
04:32The man with the golden butt.
04:37That sounds better, too.
04:39It does.
04:40In reality, you would be.
04:41Are you the man with the golden butt?
04:43Ah, yes.
04:44I'm going to make you work for your dollar today.
04:47Trust me.
04:48I'm not going to work.
04:49I'm just going to lay here.
04:52Come on in.
04:53Yes, I am.
04:54Come on in.
04:55Oh, damn it.
05:01Yeah.
05:03Let's go.
05:04Oh, so funny.
05:06Let's hope it doesn't get there.
05:07Too lazy for oral.
05:11That's the least is worth.
05:12You're too lazy to do that.
05:15You don't have the kind of work ethic you need to be blowing eyes.
05:19I'd be so mad.
05:25Someone said, Chuck.
05:27Chuck doing a BJ sounds like my wife blowing me.
05:31I'm all into it.
05:33No.
05:33Very tired with the whole thing.
05:35Lazy, actually.
05:37Lazy?
05:37You're lazy.
05:38Could you imagine yelling at somebody during it?
05:40Come on.
05:41Have some pride.
05:42Hurry up.
05:43Have some pride in your work.
05:44All right.
05:45On that note, let's hope that everyone stays warm and Chuck's never the man with the golden ass.
05:51I got a plan now.
05:52Thanks to Lisa.
05:54Homeless advisor.
05:55Homeless advisor.